Ask a newly hired Batista from Starbucks anything?

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>newly hired Batista

Do you like blogging on anonymous imageboards?

How long until you kill yourself?

Nigger

>>8118962
>>8118970
Kek
>>8118964
Maybe
>>8118966
I give it a few months

>>8118961
DT, Cafe, or Mallbux?

>>8118961
You started during the worst season of the year. Dont assume they want PSLs hot.

>>8119035
I'd give them my hot PSL, if you catch my venti macchiato.

You will hate your job until February.

>>8119049
suck my pink drink fggt

>>8119056
LONDON
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>>8118970
>Batista
>BAUTISTA

You had one job.

>>8119064
London Fog lattes are garbage tho

>>8119028
DT
>>8119035
I know and i never assume
>>8119051
Don't doubt it

>>8119078
DT shit nigga, feel bad for ya.
Just remember the vast majority of customers you get won't know jackshit about what they actually want

>>8119082
All I do is DT. Assume everyone is retarded.

Where do you work and what do you do?

Same, just hired. What I've learned:

>employees give no fucks
>managers give even fewer fucks
>9/10 are on some sort of drug
>everything is chaos
>everyone knows starbucks overroasts its beans and they agree it's garbage
>the machines do all the work pretty much
>fraps are a pain in the ass to make
>customers don't know what they want or what they're talking about
>it's all just fucking sugar
>"close enough" is a valid recipe

>>8119082
It is. I constantly get "this is not the size I wanted" even though its the one they stated or "can you make it bigger pls?" Or the usual "I never asked for that drink"
>>8119100
Like state? Texas and usually I am DT or customer support. Occasionally they'll put me on bar but since I am new they're waiting
>>8119112
Pretty spot on although my manager cares WAY too fucking much about minor shit. Everyone else doesn't care much and are chill

>>8119118

My manager doesn't give a fuck if we clock an extra half hour, and hell we don't even wear aprons or name tags. One guy wears hightops. No set breaks either, we just come and go, and we leave whenever.

Oh I should mention there is hella wastage of food and they don't bother recycling.

>>8119118
texas baristas unite
Work in Austin plz kill me

>>8119118
>>8119090

Slight protip while you lot are still stuck on DT. Start memorizing drink recipes while you ring them in, if you're lucky you'll impress your Shift and get switched to bar ASAP.

What are three visible things that if a male customer walks in having, you know you would never be romantic would him?

What is your favorite Starbucks sandwich?

>>8119167
I prefer bar to drive actually
Less work no?

Former Starbucks barista AMA

>>8119112
>fraps are a pain in the ass to make
too fuckin bad because it's the only good thing on their menu

>>8118961
Why is that new cold brew not that bad? Do they sweeten it?

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>>8119175

>>8119134
>we just come and go, and we leave whenever.
Fucking lucky bastard. And yes the waste of food and drinks is insane
>>8119164
San Antonio here.
>>8119167
I've been trying to do that. Getting the hang of it a bit
>>8119175
I dig the double bacon
>>8119182
How many years did you work?
>>8119198
I haven't tried it but it looks decent

>>8119210
Yeah that cold brew really bailed me out when a date led me there, why do women love that shitty place?

>>8119218
Women have inherently bad taste

>>8119175

1. Order off the "SECRET MENU"
2. Hit on me while I'm working
3. Be (You)

and best sandwich is the grilled cheese, too bad most stores don't get it anymore

>>8119225
>3. Be (You)

wtf i HATE starbucks now

can you tell me why they stopped selling the maple scones?

>>8119224
>Women have inherently bad taste

If you're dating a woman who doesn't drink good coffe, then you have bad taste my broe.

>>8119233
artificial scarcity

>>8119236
...tru

>>8119224
Would explain why I got a second date.

Oh wait I almost forgot I have never used the wi-fi there how does that go? Is it just them telling you the pw like any other cafe?

>>8119233
Think it was seasonal
>>8119268
Nah you just connect and accept the terms and conditions and you get wifi

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Have you seen a non hipster in store yet? Coffee shops are for hipster faggots.

>>8119295
Yes I've seen many non hipsters. Starbucks I'm at near lots of corporate businesses and hospitals so many of them come along with old man who like to read the paper with a dark roast. Those are my favorite to serve. Quick and easy drink and no bs

H

I'm curious on how many baristas post on /ck/ tbqh, current barista now and if my store didn't get reserve coffees I would have bounced by now

>>8119295
>Girls will refer to this as coffee

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>>8119242
underrated post

>>8119295
God damn I used to work as a pastry chef making abominable creations of empty calories but Starbucks still never ceases to amaze me.

Meme

>>8120894
Yes

the fuck does DT mean?

>>8120927
Drive thru

>>8120927
Donkey Tits

>>8119295

my location is outside a fancy hotel. We get mostly businessmen, nearly everyone is in a suit. Tips are fantastic. The people who work there are more often than not hipsters, though. We don't have a drive through either. I really picked the best location ever to apply to.

>>8119175

imo all the food looks like ass. It all comes wrapped in plastic and it sits in a bin all day.

Only thing decent there is the hot tea because you can't fuck that up.

>work at American Starbucks right next to Canada boarder in Washington
>Takes both American and Canadian Cash
>American customers are Litterally dumbest species alive
>Canadians are nice but they never ask for anything special or can't voice what they want (drives me mad)
>this was around the time those Nexus cards were introduced and I got one
>Finally go to Canada
>Starbucks in Vancouver is a dream
>Legit friendly staff, clean, well kept
>See a rude ass hole, think my dream is shattered when he is a her to cute part timer
>About to white night when he suddenly pays with American money
>I only have American money
>Leave in shame cause I don't want to be associated with that

Didn't get my coffee and realized America sucks all over again

>>8121054

"if you are rude to your enemies, they win"
--canacuck

MAGA you stupid hat traitor.

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>>8121054
Go away, Justin.

Why are you making a thread just because you work a low wage retail job

Do you think making coffee entitles you to some kind of respect? You're not an artisan and you're not exerting any skill that couldn't be learned by a random person on the street within 5 minutes

>>8118961
>barista
Lol youre a fucking fast food worker stop trying to sound dignified

>>8118961
How heavy is a venti pumpkin latte after years of vegan diets with no protein?

>>8121075
it's not low wage she's making bank compared to McDonald's

>>8121077

Not even him but not really. There's no flying grease or nasty roaches or food assembly. You need to memorize recipes and be able to make changes as the customer requests. It's more similar to bartending. But I guess you only eat at mcdonalds so that is the first thing you thought of.

>>8121077
But that's what they are