You're playing with fire, /ck/

He got what he deserved for being sick a retard.
Although salmonella would probably be more fair.

>the world is now less one cameljockey
And nothing of value was lost.

>>8107574
>eating about 1.4L of something
yep, that'll do it.

>>8107574
He should have avoided the yolks and then he would have been all white.

>>8107611
I hate the fact that I actually laughed at this piece of shit pun.

>>8107574
>Dhaou Fatnass
>Fatnass

the joke writes itself

And so close to winning too.

to be desu 30 doesn't even sound like that much

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>only 28

>>8107628
Are you kidding? He probably developed an intolerance after 5 or 6 yolks right then and there.

So what killed him exactly?

>>8107641
>Are you kidding?
No? There should be nothing wrong with eating 30 eggs.

>>8107651
egg

>>8107655
Egg?

>>8107659
egg

>>8107661
Egg?

>>8107574
what about that guy from /fit/ who ate 30 cooked eggs in one sitting. he probably died later that night but he finished it.

he was complaining that his heart hurt tho

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>>8107661
Her?

>>8107662
stop replying to me now

>>8107668
BEES?

>>8107654
That a lot of volume to be putting into your stomach, depending on how fast you actually do it.

Consider 30 eggs in a pile, the size of them, not imagine that inside of your stomach.

>>8107675
1.4L apparently. That's less than a fucking bottle of coke.

>>8107668
Don't be such an Ann-hog.

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>you have to eat all the eggs
>no
>dies

And that's why you eat all the eggs.

>>8107574
Pretty certain I would have thrown up instead of dying.

Is my body just smarter than average?

>>8107746
You're that person who watches a movie and talks the entire time about how they would have used their sweet judo moves to subdue the killer and fuck all the bitches

This is all very gay.

>>8107651
heart attack probably.

>>8107683
Don't tell me you're a fatass that drinks 2L of coke in one sitting

>>8107611
Faggot.

(I giggled internally)

>>8107780
>stomach pains

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>>8107781
I'm athletic and literally drinking 1,5L of Coke Zero right now. I also have another bottle ready.

>>8107611
That pun cracked me up.

>>8107666
I don't think that was in one sitting, I remember checking in on the thread all day, he had them in separate meals.

>>8107781
I usually gulp down 1,5L of milk with my dinner.

>>8107651

several rounds from a shotgun

>>8107611

>>>reddit

>>8107594
I don't have an issue with chugging down 1.5 liters of water when I'm really thirsty though.

i always forget e.coli and salmonella can really fuck you up.

i always think it's just a few days of nausea and diarrhea. get some gatorade and BRAT (banana, rice, applesauce, toast) food, you'll be alright.

>>8107669
Bane?