what do i put on rice that doesnt make me want to kill myself?

a magical potion that makes you asian

>>8107063
Fried egg
Onions
Chicken
Mayu

literally anything that you like

>>8107063
I like ketchup and black pepper.

>>8107063
furikake. make a bucket of whatever kind appeals to you and store it in the pantry.

Eel sauce, and metric fuck tons of sliced green onions.

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Lemon and and Tajin

Natto

Mango pickle.

>>8107063
Fish sauce

'Cha

Grated ginger

Sambal

Sesame oil

Sesame seeds

Egg

Crushed up lorazepam

>>8107063
Soy sauce (light or dark, fight me)
Butter and peas
Gravy

>>8107063
Why do white people eat rice by itself? Literally who the fuck does that?

>>8107266
i eat most things like that. im just not really into proper meals.

>>8107266
This. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Do you sit down with a pile of dry bread for lunch and complain that sandwiches are boring?

>>8107281
what is bread and butter
what is rice and x

>>8107284
>what is bread and butter

Not a meal.

>>8107063
Red pasta sauce and curry powered

>>8107335
its food

You should put some sugar on it, I guarantee you will love it

I make pilaf so shallots and mushrooms go IN the rice and I cook it with chicken stock and butter because I'm an adult and I don't feel like pretending I'm asian to impress cartoon vagina

>Four eggs for one cup of uncooked rice
>half a can of corn ~200g
>chicken powder, salt &pepper
>curry is optional
>oil for frying

Raw egg, obviously

if you buy superior japanese rice and cook it properly you don't need anything on top.

>>8107063
garlic salt.

>>8107063
cum

Chicken.

Really, the possibilities are endless.

>>8107564
FUCK THE RICE JUST CUM IN MY MOUTH

>>8107266
some people are just really poor anon

Soy sauce.

>>8107266
>>8107281
>>8107614

i genuinely enjoy rice on its own. i dont even use butter when i cook it (have a rice cooker), just straight up rice. sometimes i get cravings for a bowl of plain white rice. it makes a really good and easy snack

>>8107063
Canned tuna
Chili paste
Soy sauce

Maybe an egg or two. Fry up the rice if you feel fancy.

>>8107063
fry some onions in olive oil, put the rice and mix the together well. Throw some spices like paprica pepper etc. Grate some cheese on top of it. Idk if it sounds good but when i tried it (basmati rice) it turned out pretty good.

You could always put some tomato sauce (the one you put on pasta) Or both.

satay sauce and chicken

>>8107063
Meat and veg.

>>8107063
Ginger, green onion, salt, pepper, chili oil and olive oil.

U find some spam, slice them, brown em in a medium heat pan, sprinkle some black pepper, easy and fucking cheap

>>8107063
A fried egg and some soy sauce and hot mustard.

>>8107063
White: butter
Jasmine: chicken
Wild: walleye

>>8107063
alcohol.

honestly just cut out the rice, it will work it's magic faster.

>>8107063
Butter and salt.

>>8107063

pic related

t. Cajun

>>8108374
Excellent post

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This

>>8107063
>bacon
>fried eggs
>corned beef
>spam
>fried fish
It's basically filler. Imagine eating a big mac without the bread. That's what it's like for asians and rice.

>>8109106
True it's just a filler. Op must be super white to assume rice is the entire meal.

>>8107138
This
Furikake GOAT topping

>>8107063
Tahini
Peanut butter
Butter
Orange jam

Wa
La

Just make chicken friend rice jesus wet everyone knows how to make that

Raw fish

>>8107063
salt and pepper

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>>8107121
>literally anything that you like
not true

if you gotta ask what to put on rice, you probably just suck in general

It's great with chili and thicker soups.

Mentos

>>8110013
>Furikake
add some sort of thick sauce or broth and that could actually work

>>8107063
fry it with some meat egg and salt and a little of whatever you want.

>>8107122
cool

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>>8107221
>Crushed up lorazepam
my nigga. you're hilarious.

>>8107063
cheese and broccoli

>>8107063
butter
lemon
garlic
thyme
salt
black pepper

>>8107063
Old Bay and a side of Natty Boh

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