Would you say this is an accurate one-post summary of /ck/?

Not quite, the poster didn't slyly mention that he was an alcoholic

>>8096829
>no mention of Jack
>no mention of alcoholism
>no mention of fast food

Not even close.

>>8096829
it would be if he spread 'ut 'er on a 'ur 'lla

>>8096829
No. He didn't use memes or get mad at flyover states, there is no mention of his "alcoholism" and he didn't name drop several fast food restaurants.

Who al/ck/oholic here xDDD

>ranch dressing with well done steak is god tier

This is the best quote I've seen on here.

>>8096886
I feel like vomiting

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I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.
No this is.

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>>8096907
Why does this make me upset

>>8096907

Still annoyed that didn't win the banner contest.

>>8096907
Is there an original of this? I wanna see the responses it got.