how do I sneak food out the chinese bufett

I still don't understand these threads.

Put it in your pockets. Duh

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I use a fanny pack.

>>8096057
put them in your cargo shorts op

You throw it through the window.

>>8096057
suck the owners dick maybe he will let you have a to go box, my local chinks offer a buffet to go, given then price is high and the box is small

>>8096057
Just walk out with a plate. What, do you think they are going to tackle you?

>>8096102
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>>8096091
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>>8096057
Why are you taking photographs of my family

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>>8096111
This kid is literally explaining memes to his father while recording his reaction. He said hi to me and complained to his dad that the place has no wifi.

Now his parents are trying to get him to settle down. What happened to kids these days?

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>>8096114
I'm gonna ask this beach bitch for her number before I leave. I've got the hangover hornies fan. really need a fuck

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I've been here eating for about 20 hours. They are tried to physically moved me but my girth was no match for their small yellow hands. I told them I'd give them a hundred if they just chilled out.

Currently on my 81st plate.

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Using the Pilko Pump Pant™

>>8096121
Why is everyone inside so ugly?

>>8096121
Damn I thought I was the only person who got that. Most people I know get randy when they're drunk but I don't until the day after. I actually feel better in a lot of ways when I'm hung over, not physically, but more confident, talkative etc.

>>8096133
Who do you think chooses to go to buffets?

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This place is actually really good for 4 bucks...

>>8096156
Kek

>>8096142
The places around me aren't that bad. Is this in Mississippi or something?

>>8096597
So the south. It all makes sense now.

>>8096597

My condolences

>>8096057
Why would you? Feeling like a gangster? Poorfag?
Learn to cook. We may all hate the chinese, no need to rob them.

>>8096057
How much do you weigh op?

>>8096057
in your stomach

>>8096138
dat feel

>>8096138
I feel shitty when I'm hungover. Nauseous, light headed, sense of doom. But all of those serve to make me hyper aware and attentive to people thinking I'm a degenerate alcoholic, so I get talkative and charming to compensate.

Also, I get super horny and have my nastiest sex when hung over.

>>8096156
that's a retarded combination of foods

>>8096114
>>8096121
>>8096133
amerifats Jesus Christ everyone is huge

>>8096133
Because everyone else is.
You have to be mentally prepared to fuck people over if you want to get anywhere in life. No one is going to go out of their way to help you. You have to put yourself first because no one else will.

Thinking of everyone else as subhuman filth makes this easier.

>>8096126
holy fuck I lol'd at this post