do you ask for butter on your movie theater popcorn?

>>8095844
No, I ask for it on my crab legs.

>>8095844
Fuck yes, I do.
I don't go to the movie theater often, so when I do, I don't skimp on the popcorn. I ask for butter and then I also use those flavorings they have at the condiment bar.
If I ate popcorn more often, I'd probably be more restrained, but I pretty much only eat it at the theater, so fuck it, I'm going all out.

>>8095844
It's flavored coconut oil at Marcus Theaters.
Even knowing that I won't get it. Or theater popcorn. I hate movie theater popcorn after working concessions for like a year. Got free popcorn every shift and had to think of new shit to bring in to mix with it because I got so burnt out on it.

I prefer the bagged shit at supermarkets

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No, clam juice goes on popcorn dumbass. The butter is for the crab legs.

>>8095844
Only if I want really greasy, runny shits

my eagle doesnt like the buttered stuff so I get two separate bags

>>8095844

I bring popcorn from home, fuck $8 for popcorn and a drink

>>8095844
If the theater has self serve butter pumps then I fill a bottle with butter so I can poor it all over the seats as I exit the theater. Oh and I throw my soda down the stairs for good measure.

>>8095844
I usually smuggle in popcorn and cola from a nearby supermarket under my jacket for like 1/3 of the price they ask at the cinema

>mfw my local kinorama stopped carrying the Bordelaise sauce for to go with crab legs

I'd rather just sneak in tendies and a few McDoubles now.

>>8095844
The only time I ate butter popcorn at the theater was for Harry Potter 2 and I literally threw up (in the toilets theater hopefully) at the end of the movie.

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>>8095844
>buying anything from the movies
>not going with your gf who brought a "purse" that's really just a satchel stuffed to the brim with homecooked meals
Don't tell me you go to the movies alone?

>he doesn't sneak in his mini fridge to put all kinds of condinments on his popcorn
I pity you.

>>8098694
>He doesn't have a man purse

Also, I never understood what the big deal is with going to the cinema alone. It's not exactly a place to socialize.

Yes and everytime i do i get the shits later, but i dont go often enough to stop

>>8095844
Do Americans really slather clarified fat on their popcorn?

>>8098851

No, we've lost all ability to do anything for ourselves anymore. We get the employee to do it.

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>Movie theater has a deal where if buy their $20 fuckhuge bucket you get to refill it for $4 every time you go (As long as you wash it)
>Ask for it half way filled
>Able to get delicious chemical oil on every bite since there is a ton of room in the bucket to mix
>Lots of salt too bitch
>Eat like half of it since its a ton of popcorn
[spoiler]>Feel like fucking garbage the rest of the day and then shit my fucking guts out[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>Go back the next week and do it again since for $10 I can see a movie in a nearly empty theater, with tons of delicious popcorn and a soda I sneak it. Even better they only charge me a ticket once every 3 times since im a regular and bros with the managers[/spoiler]

I've seen 20 movies in theaters this year (Pic related)

>>8098879
Wow so I guess [spoiler]spoilers[/spoiler] don't work when you put a meme arrow in front of it. Kinda neat

I know I didn't fuck em up since I used the shortcut (CTRL+S) to do it.

>>8095844
no, shits greasy enough as is

I don't think the board has spoilers

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>>8098884
Fucking /tv/ shitposters