describe what salt taste like

>>8095183
salt

Like the sea.

>>8095183
Clean, intense umami.

sodiumy chloridey

>>8095189
>>8095191
Incorrect.

semen

Describe how blue looks like.

>>8095203
Like green without the yellow.

anyone else put a few grains of rice in their salt shaker?
helps soak up moisture and prevents clumping.

also, anyone else think that salt grinding on demend is pointless? i mean, it's not like a spice that or grain that goes stale when exposed to air. it's a crystal. all you're doing by grinding it is turning big crystals into small crystals. you could just use small crystals and save yourself some time and effort. right or wrong?

>>8095214
Wrong in the most degenerate way possible.

>>8095214
with the rice you go on about how it turns to shit

then you ask why anyone would want freshly ground salt ??

>>8095219
i feel ruined by your presentation of factual eveidence!
>>8095228

It tastes like the alternative version of S.

Its odd that we sprinkle this rock on almost everything we cook.

It seems very unnatural.

>>8095231
You've lost the plot.

^^ you've added nothing of value.

again.

so you don't deserve a direct reply.

>>8095297
Why are you doing this?

>>8095279
Probably because we need it to literally live, numbnuts

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It tastes like how Guy Fieri looks.

>>8095183
salty

>>8095298
I'm trying to help you learn from your poor decisions. Sorry I made you feel stupid.

>>8095309
Please stop projecting your feelings onto me. I'm not comfortable with that.

>>8095324
Please stop baiting me to bump your stupid thread. Salt goes in all fields!

>>8095327
I have absolutely no clue why you're being so antagonistic.

>>8095328
>>8095327
Both of you are embarrassingly fucktarded.
Will you please stop wasting precious 4chan megabytes on this faggotry?

>>8095331
Then there's this retard.

>>8095331
Oh, good. A common enemy!

>>8095337
Let's forget our differences and gang up on that guy.

>>8095331
>>8095337
>>8095345
samefag

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>>8095346
Fuck you. Highlighted post number is mine. That's how this overchan app works.

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>>8095346
Nope.

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>>8095356
>>8095346
>>8095345
very funny, me

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>>8095346
Guess again.

>being this bored
time to cook dinner!

salt goes on all steaks

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>>8095346
>what did he mean by this

Christ, what a shit thread.

Salt tastes like whatever it's added to.

//thread

>>8095373
It's illegal to /thread your own post. Reported.

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>>8095376
It's illegal to announce a report. I'M TELLING MS. FINSTER!

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>>8095372
Just keeping it real

>>8095379
It's illegal to be a kyke snitch.

I'm calling /pol/

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>>8095183
Like chemicals. Because that's what it is.

Coins or pussy

>>8095302
Yeah, that's why chimpanzees always carry a salt sprinkler with them.

Yes, we need sodium to live. But we can get enough sodium just from the food itself, or we would've never survived in the wild like we did those thousands of years ago.

>>8095444
My entire lineage has been fine dining executives. I don't know what kind of cave dwelling fuckboys you come from, but even my most ancient of ancestors had Michelin Stars.

Salty

>>8095444
pretty sure that one of the eleven secret herbs and spices is salt. so they don't need extra salt on top of salt.

>>8095464
kek'd

>>8095183
tastes like umami

am i meme yet?

if you pretend to shake a salt shaker in your mouth you can taste salt

>>8095183
Salty milk and coins without the milk and coins

>>8095464
took me a minute, nice one

Salt is savoury sugar.

>>8095611
Like whoa man

>>8095183
how empty is your life?
seriously, i'm curious

>>8095183
it tastes like sour dust.

>>8095183
It tastes like Grandmas warm apple pie.

She was a terrible cook.

>>8095203

Blue is the color that feels like you're frolicking in the tall grass of a prairie on a beautiful day with sunflowers and pretty girls in sundresses all around

Blue is the color when you're sitting on a bench on the boardwalk alone at night with gas lamps and fog all around as you toss your locket with her picture in it into the roiling sea

Blue is the color of the memory of that one time when your toddler scribbled on the wall with crayons and you got so angry but couldn't help but laugh at the memory as you leave a box of crayons on his tiny little grave marker because you couldn't afford a proper headstone


Blue is the color of life living itself whether you're a part of it or not

>>8095510
You son of a bitch. I tried it just now in hopes of tasting some salt, only to realize how homosex I looked.

>>8096395
None of that connected with me.

>>8095183
Go to beach and taste ocean

>>8095183
Tastes poisonous.

It tastes like egg whites, but in a dry way.

>>8095214
Rice doesn't soak up moisture. Salt is far more hydrophillic than rice. It stops clumping by physically bumping into the salt aggregates and breaking them up.

Probably, I've never actually put rice in my salt.

>>8096395
>girls all around
>her picture
>your toddler
I can not relate

>>8096395
The color blue does dwmins me of toddlers, but not because of crayons n shit.

It has more to do with ogrish.