What would I gain from shoving whole nutmegs up my ass?

An unsavory reputation.

>>8092467
you'd have nutmeg in ur butt

babbys first Bad Dragon training session

probably no different than your dad's nut-smegma, which you should be used to by now

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>>8092467
it's supposed to be ginger you retard

>>8092467
>What would I gain
About 1.5 ounces per.

>>8092503

Is there something especially awful about having ginger in the butt?

>>8092655
Yes actually, supposedly it burns. Not that I would know, bdsm is too degenerate even for me

>>8092503
>tfw no girl to fig

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>>8092469

>>8092503
>>8092655
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingering

>>8092734
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging
>The used ginger can be skinned further or a new one can be used for continuation with an undiminished effect on the subject
kek

>>8092655
http://www.drtuber.com/video/873111/figged-and-caned-part-2

Pure profit, anon.

>>8092467
Your father's approval. Finally.

>>8092738
I got half a chub from watching that. Am I normal?

>>8092467
A hospital bill..

>>8092467
You're probably fishing for 'a nice smelling fart', so I'm not gonna disappoint you.

>>8093464
OP here, thank you. I didn't shove them in my ass cognizantly. I suffer from sleepwalking and sure enough, I woke up with several whole nutmegs in my anus. Confused as to how I had the money for them more than their location, I weighed the pros and cons and was undecided, which brought me here.

>>8092467
well Nutmeg is a poisonous hallucinogen. Eating about 2tlbs will get you high, and eating more than that will make you sick. So i'd ASSume if you shoved ground nutmeg up your ass you might get high.

But since its whole i'm sure youll be fine.

>>8092467
You don't put in your ass, you grind the whole nutmeg and ingest all of it. Make sure it's fresh.