poverty food

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Open a can of red beans. Take fork, put in can, get some beans on fork. Put fork in mouth. Chew. Sink. Repeat.

>>8090737
kidney beans are good with rice, hotsauce, and some various spices (onion powder, garlic powder, etc)

cheap, very filling, and overall pretty decent poverty meal... definitely better than ice soup and ketchup sandwiches.

>>8090727
Beans on toast.

Make toast. Heat up half a can of baked beans, pour over toast. Eat.
If you're feeling flush, add a fried egg or some sauce you stole from a fast food joint you couldn't afford to actually eat at.

>>8090740
I had beans so often as a kid that I rarely eat them now, as I'm pretty burnt out on them. though when I make or order beans these days it's not so bad because they're made by someone who does more than just dry beans, water, and boil to hell and back which is what I had as a kid

>>8090727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVBjnV1q-z0

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>>8090727

sardines with hot sauce

Beans. Eggs. Eggs on toast.

>>8090727
>ice soup

do americans really eat this?

>>8090727
with some lemon juice and sugar that could have been lemonade.

>>8090779
are anons really this fucking retarded?

My mom used to make meat balls with rice in them. Very cheap meal with some mashed potatoes. Also very good.

>>8090787
sugar and lemons are too expensive.

>>8090805
did you ever give her your meat balls ;^)

You can get a can of pea soup for 65 cents over here. I usually add it to some cooked rice and vegetables I have around. It is enough for two or three filling meals.
How is the situation in your countries?

>>8090806
lemon juice concentrate. not expensive.

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/natural-strength-lemon-juice-32-oz-bottle/999JUCLEMN32.html?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GoogleShopping&gclid=Cj0KEQjwx96-BRDyzY3GqcqZgcgBEiQANHd-ntgNzATRfMche2HW88DpMO8oeMnjRGWt3P-svWONmw0aAr0K8P8HAQ

It'll keep your teeth from falling out from scurvy

>>8090779
ofc it's easy to make and is literally edible water
it fills you up and is cheaper than free
it's not just American

>>8090835
>concentrate
>natural strength

pick one.

>>8090727
To be honest, I don't know of a cheaper food.
As far as cooked food, I would have to say mudpies, or dandelion soup.

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Pic related is an actual American cookbook

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>>8090779
yes, why? sure, it is flavorless but it fills you up on a nice warm summer morning.

Try frozen chicken thighs baked with BBQ sauce with frozen vegetables and rice

>>8090844
You're retarded

You're just really really stupid

>>8090848
American the way Aunt Jemima is American.

If its water and icecubes in a bowl, its soup.
If its in a glass, its a cold drink.

>>8090779
Yes, it's negative calories, great for cutting

>>8090727

>ice water
>a meal

Riiiight..

Beans and rice. They're cheap as fuck and filling because they're carbs. If you're not destitute you might spice them a bit too.

>>8090805
My mom made them and called them porcupine balls. They were made with ground beef, and some sort of gravy, not sure what she uses for it.

>>8090727
Anything made principally from potatoes

Sandwiches you can actually make some delicious sandwiches for cheap if you are willing to work for it
If you get into baking you can make a lot of different things with just a couple cheap ingredients you can buy in bulkcheap curry can make chicken breasts and onions taste great, hell learn to properly season and you will never want to eat outside again

Throwing a potato in the microwave and putting butter on it is probably the lowest I've gone. That and elbow macaroni and stewed tomatoes.

>>8091579
You could have boiled, what's the cost of tap water and a match?

>>8091596
Too much effort, didn't you know being poor and being lazy go hand in hand?

>>8091596
microwave is faster, too.

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I love me some dirt cookies.

>>8091620
Putting a potato in a pot with water and a lid and coming back after 20 minutes takes effort?

>>8091667
>The Dilbert cartoon made fun of poor people in a shithole country eating mud to survive
>It was like 12 years ago

>>8091562
Porcupine cum.

Came free with the balls.

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Chicken and egg soba noodles
100g chicken ($10 a kilo where I live so $1 worth of chicken)
2 pre-boiled eggs ($8.50 for 30 where I live, I boil em in large amounts to preserve em a bit longer in the fridge)
Like 2 cups ish Chicken stock
Some light soy sauce
Bit of oil
Soba noodles (usually p cheap at asian places)
Garlic
Ginger
Sprouts/carrot (optional)


Chuck ya oil in a pan and fry off some garlic, add stock, ginger and soy sauce.

While that's boiling away on a low ish heat fry your chicken in a pan.

Once thats done just close the lid on the pab if it has one, take it off heat and just keep it warm ish

Boil some water, chuck the soba noodles in

While they're cooking slice your eggs/chicken up

Combine it all
That's it. Not saying its comparable to like cuisine or anything but theres honestly like $4 in ingredients there, that you can use to make it multiple times.

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I ate this for 3 months to save up for that FAL.

>>8091820
Ugh okay mommm more dishes for you I guess

>>8090737
Ross Scott?

>>8091895
Cool maybe you should eat a bullet next

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>>8091934

>>8091891
Where the fuck do you live that eggs and chicken are so expensive?

>>8091944
wtf is this retardation

>>8091952
Straya mate.

Also additions to this>>8091891

1. Pre portion your meat before freezing it so it lasts way longer
2.pick a vege you're going to cook with for the week and roll with it
3.buy ingredients that apply to loads of different things so you can mix it up


Should be eating at sub $5 a decent meal in no time. Even less if chicken/eggs etc are so much cheaper in 'murrica

Nigga that's just a glass of water

>>8090727
Instant noodles
Boiled eggs
Soy sauce
Broccoli

;)

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>>8090779
Yes, it goes especially well with ice sandwich.

>>8091667
Is that a fucking avenged sevenfold tshirt

>>8090760
Whoa, look at Bill Gates over here, Mr Millionaire can afford 3 slices of bread per meal!

Two slices of bread with tomato ketchup spread thinly between is all you need, champai

>>8090752
If you live in Nova Scotia then you might be someone I knew way back. He hated beans for the fact they were cheap to get so had them often as a kid.

>>8090737
Aren't uncooked kidney beans poisonous?
Or are the ones in those cans precooked/detoxified?

>>8092854
Yes. Funnily enough, because so much clothes get donated every year, third world countries actually get overloaded with them, and actually disposing of them has become an issue.
Pretty sure most of them just get burnt for warmth at this point.

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drippings on toast

>>8091827
>Dilbert making fun of famine
So edgy he could start exporting himself as cheap razor blades.

>>8090837
>cheaper than free
I should have ice soup daily from now on to get rich.

>>8092886
Canned beans are pre cooked, as a rule. Something with that pesky botulinum toxin.

>>8090727
Rice, beans, buckwheat.

>>8091596
>and a match
How about the gas you burn?

>>8091827
>>8092919
Reminder that the guy behind Dilbert wanted to sell Dilberritos, health conscious burritos with Dilbert on them.

And he was completely serious and got mad when people thought it was a joke.

>>8091827
Is Dilbert dead yet?


Why isn't it dead yet?

>>8091891
Why would you blow $8.50 on preboiled eggs when you could get the same number of eggs raw for $5 or $6 and then have a choice for how they're cooked? Poor people are stupid.

>>8093146
HE preboiled them, you illiterate retard.

Literally RIGHT after that
> I boil em in large amounts to preserve em a bit longer in the fridge

>>8091891
> I boil em in large amounts to preserve em a bit longer in the fridge
eggs last months in the fridge uncooked...

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Here in Maine, when we have to tighten the old purse strings, we eat lobster. It's absolutely dreadful.

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>>8091990
>$5
kek you can eat premade meals for that price here in sweden that are well cooked and healthy, pretty much home-cooked quality, from a lunch food place

sub $2 easy if you're not retarded

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>>8093222
>>8093226
no one cares about your sodexo ass food

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>>8093228
>poverty food thread
>posts cheap meals
>HURR NOBODY CARES
why are you in this thread?

>>8093236
desu the black pudding triggered me

>>8091562
My mom makes those too, since thats how my grandma makes albondigas

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>>8093242
bad childhood memories? i kinda like it with lingonberries and it's very healthy.

>>8093236
My kind of eating right there.

>16 oz. mixed vegetables, $0.98
>12 oz. bologna, $0.98
>8 lb. potatoes, $3.98

$5.94

You can usually get 10 lb. potatoes for $2.99 or less during the winter. That'd bring it down to $4.95. 4 oz. vegetables and 3 oz. bologna per serving. You'd get four servings with plenty of potatoes leftover.

>>8090760
fuck, i wanted to post the same...
it's called siberian sandwich

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goulash (though not exactly poor food, it was served in homes with big families when I was growing up, including families whose Dad's were doctors, lawyers, etc.)

use a pound of elbows
shit ton of deliciousness

>>8091891
>I boil em in large amounts to preserve em a bit longer in the fridge
I assume you keep them in the shell. Does this really work? Whole raw egg lasts about a month.

>>8093286
>a month
you mean half year?

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>>8093290
this. eggs last SEVERAL months uncooked in the fridge.
boiling them to preserve them is stupid cus you cant do anything else with them once you boiled them.


>>8093281
this is nice. when im feeling lazy i buy a jar of premade bolognese and just put on some pasta. $1.5 for 500g sauce is pretty cheap and is enough for two people

when im not lazy i make pic related with crushed tomatoes, chili, garlic, mixed bell peppers and minced beef. it's also a good base for chili and you can easily add beans to any leftovers.

>>8093286
>>8093290
unless they are american eggs where they wash off the protective layer of the shells

fucking americans

a pack of quick noodles, 3-4 min boil time, but no need to boil cos we don't want to pay for electicity, put in water for 10-20 min = done, cost 0,35 $, if you want some protein then add a pack of 250g beans of some sort costs about 0,5 $ enjoy that sweet meal for < 1

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>>8091934
This guy's opinion pic related.

The FAL was a great choice.

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>>8093327
>cold noodles and beans with no condiments
i think you're competing for the win of this thread

>>8093334
i think i might do me some of them soon, getting quite hungry

Some staples in my kitchen when I was poor and alone:
- Onions
- Carrots
- Potatoes
- Parboil Rice
- Chicken legs (Here you can buy only the legs, and is cheaper than breast).
- Eggs
- Oats

I only drink bottled water, because here tap water sucks. Way too much bleach flavor.
I alos used the chicken bones, carrots and onions trimmings to make broth.

>>8092881
what other kind of ketchup is there that is commonly used?

>>8093345
Oh and cheap tomato sauce

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>>8093345
>bleach
i think you mean flouride.

also regular rice > parboiled, lentils and beans is also cheap and healthy

>>8093346
chili ketchup, bbq ketchup, original fishy ketchup

>>8090727
Why not just kill and eat squirrels and pigeons?

Hunger is the best spice

>>8093354
I mean a taste like sodium hypochlorite, may be fluoride but I don't really know.

Parboiled was easier to cook and I've read that it has more nutrients than regular rice. But this could be a meme.

I agree with dry lentils and beans, although I grew tired of them really quickly.

>>8093369
>I've read that it has more nutrients than regular rice. But this could be a meme.
i heard that too and it turned out to be meme

>>8091895
And you buy it with that shitty paint job. Fucking kill yourself

>>8093363
I went hunting with my dad once as a kid, the idea was to kill a rabbit and cook it for dinner.

we opened up the rabbit, and it was full of parasites. something else had already been eating it long before we got to it.

that experience has made me lose my appetite of eating any kind of wild meat.

>>8093395
common in rabbits, really all rodents.

Pretty gross though right? I moved on.

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>>8093392
that's authentic rhodesian camo you tard

>>8093402
Explains alot. It really does

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>>8093402
damn, still looks like garbage

>>8093547
yeah it was mostly improvised

>>8093547
Have you ever noticed that they didn't draw the cacodemon correctly? It's like they painted half of it and mirrored it and then they didn't join the two parts correctly. You can see a seam line in the middle.

>>8093594
Now I want to read the source code and see if there's a function to mirror a sprite. I doubt it would have saved much disk space even back then.

>>8093395
>>8093398

Did it look like this?

http://www.michigan.gov/dnr/0,4570,7-153-10370_12150_12220-26630--,00.html

They says you can eat it, but I wouldn't

>>8091934
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nice

>>8093338
At least toss in a little oil or something

wtf am I on /ck/ or /k/

>>8093729
you are on /c/k//

>>8093729
/k/ is 4chan's biggest attention whore
>GUYS DID YOU KNOW I LIKE GUNS
>HERE'S MY GUNS
>PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
>VOTE TRUMP LIBKEKS BTFO
>I BET THE LIBKEKS WANT TO TAKE MY GUNS
>OBONGO

>>8090727
when i was in college i had some bretty gud recipies

>mac&cheese, tuna, peas
>rice,beans,paprika chicken
>just fucking eggs man
>hobo stu- whatever damaged/on sale cans and random on sale meat or lunchmeat ends in a crockpot for many hours

>>8093286
I usually do it after already having them for ages just to extend dat life a bit more, I live in a flatting situation where I can't really keep the eggs in the fridge unless I can be a bit rougher with them because 4 other guys live with me.

36 pack of ramen chicken / beef $6
2 lbs fresh carrots $2
5 lbs frozen corn $5
5 lbs frozen peas / green beans $5
3 lbs onions $4
4 lbs greens spinach / lettuce / etc, whatever in season $6
36 eggs $8
hot sauce $3
5 lbs chicken $10
10 lbs rice $4
5 lbs beans $4
6-8 cheap canned soups in a flavor you like $6
3 lbs bananas per week for $2
salt / pepper / garlic / spices / sauces you like ~ 10 bucks a month

if you've got extra food money
2 lbs cheese $8
1-2 other veggies you like in 2-5 lbs bulk
sour cream $3
Pork / turkey / other cheap meat 3 lbs $8

That was my core broke as hell shopping list.

Mix the ramen / rice / beans with veggies, chicken eggs in various combos. Beans and veggies are a little weird but they work still. You can add broth if you like and make something close to soup.
Mix the rice or ramen with soups (cook it partially first)
Have a salad Have a chicken salad. Have ramen with cheese with a salad with egg on the side.

That was about it. I'd spend around 85 dollars for the core stuff a month, and then usually end up adding about 10 dollars a week to pick up some variety such as green peppers or mushrooms, soy sauce, etc.

Get a good base going of 3-5 solid dishes and experiment. Rice and chicken go together easy. Add carrots one night. Add onions and green pepper another night, add cheese and hot sauce for lunch. Same with ramen. Ramen with an egg and pepper. Ramen with an egg with chicken. Ramen with carrots and peas. Eat some greens with the ramen or rice. It's not that exciting but it's very livable.

Take a multi vitamin and calcium supplement, well worth the couple bucks a month to make sure you're getting a good balance of nutrients.

>>8093745
>/k/

Lmao newfriend i think you meant

>>>>/pol/

>DA JOOS
>DEGENERACY
>ARYAN WOMEN IN WHEAT FIELDS
>DADDY TRUMP

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>>8090844

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Nobody posted this yet?

>>8093228
>sodexo ass food
Gotta say that's a new one for me to use in the "X ass Y" vault.

>>8094584
well, Sodexo is like, the second biggest commercial kitchen contractor behind Aramark iirc, so if youve ever eaten shitty school/college/hospital food, chances are its been either Sodexo or Aramark

>>8094540
I know I shouldn't like KD.

But I do.

>>8091891
Here's some more tips for you to help preserve your eggs

>>8091891
>>8095164
Would help if I pasted the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYgguMz1qI

>>8090727
MMMmmm, Ice Soup, my favorite.

>>8090727
Walmarts cup noodles(50c), or the packet for half the price(25c)
Any vegetables that's available dipped into the soup. You could literally go 3 meals a day for a dollar or 2. I have honestly did that for a few days when I got sick and could not eat normal for a few days.

>>8093745
this is not /k/

8/10 b8 made me respond

Lentils and rice son. its like chicken and rice but cheaper. if you want to get fancy, add a little butter and salt. microwave that shit and you got a real meal on your hands. shit, if you cut up some carrots and shit and throw that in, it would actually be pretty good. play around with different spices if you have the cash and theres no limits to this shit.

>>8091667
Kek at the shirt

>>8091923
lol

>>8091596

microwave is way better. it makes perfect potatoes.

Peanut....Butter....

>>8090752
I used to be the same way. I had beans so often because my parents were beaners and poor so it was all we ate. I didn't begin to enjoy beans again until I was 20.

>>8091895
woof. the peter pan peanut butter is too real.

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>>8091923

>>8093213
must be hard.

>>8090779
I like it. And lots of things are an acquired taste, like marmite and stuff.

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Isaw... fresh from the philippines.

>>8095427
Mmm nothing like chicken intestine BBQ.
1. cooked by someone who wipes their ass with their hand
2. can't afford soap to wash hands after
3. cooked on the side of the street
4. customers pick and choose the ones they want by touching them all (see #1)

>>8093745
This. I like guns but it's everywhere. Even on /toy/
>hey, guy look at the model I built
>ALSO HERE'S MY GUN

>>8093253
>kotipizzasta varastetut veitsi ja haarukka

itelläkin on pari koska toi veitsi on paras

>Sauté a pepper and some mushrooms
>Throw in some noodles and soy sauce
Easy.

Go to your near forest with your spear that you build from a rock and a stick. lure the neighbors pet and kill it for a free meal. after that chop a tree, put a rock on top of that fire and slice a few steaks of dog/cat and then piss on the fire to put it out. congrats you just had a free meal. (also you can just go to a macdonalds at night and eat from the trash, they usually have good stuff like cold fries and nuggets)

>>8090727
lol americunts are dumb

>>8093222
>potatissallad
>roÆdbeets
>disgarded dicks
seems like an ok afternoon dinner/snack

Rice and pasta have become more expensive lately "thanks" to Chinese expansion buying out all available excess products in Europe.
currently preferring canned beans and supermaket turkey meat (the cheap one that is less than 5euros per kilo).

>>8095167
comfiest youtube channel

>>8095225

Do you have some kind of scat fetish? You really seem to enjoy mentioning 'shit' a lot.

>>8093236
>dat falukorv

Chicken thighs and potatoes is my favorite dinner and it's pretty cheap.

>>8095417
>woof

Peanut butter sandwiches are cheap and tasty. I just went to the food bank today (actually I live in a poor neighborhood so they came here) and they gave me PB, bread, beans, onions, potatoes, and pop tarts.

>>8091923
top kek

he's a great guy tbqh

>>8093064
Because it's still relevant.

SPAM, sliced, quarter to half in slices
Pan fry on medium-low to medium until crispy on the outside
Eat with rice and sriracha

S.P.A.M.
Super Potential American Meat.

Boil some rice with a teaspoon of coconut oil in the water.

In the winter make stews out of pigs feet, leg bones with some meat, chicken entrails or stomach linings, plus a couple root vegetables and some leafy greens. You can make a lot with a little meat/bone so you'll have leftovers. Eat the leftovers with rice, beans, lentils, pasta.

Also grow your own ingredients when you can and rid yourself of the cultural obsession with freshness a lot of people have. I've seen people throw away perfectly usable vegetables because they wilt or go soft or have spots or whatever.

Cut out the spots. Throw everything else into the pot. Using only perfectly fresh ingredients for things you're not eating raw is dumb and wasteful.

>>8092886

Pretty much everything canned is cooked. I can't think of anything that isn't. Otherwise as >>8093007 said, that's how you get botulism.


Dried beans you need to cook though.

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>>8090727
Looks like a Consommei.

In my country you get 1kg of beef ribs for 2,50$ and 1 kg of yuca for 1$. So thats my poor food.

>>8096873
i hate you, but good job

>>8093228
This is the best thing i've read all day

>>8090774
Fried egg sandwich on toast was my "don't starve before payday" meal for a summer in college. Looking back, I can scarcely believe I was ever that poor.

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>>8096873
I hate that fucking hero with a passion, but well done.

Rice with salt desu

>>8090727
Dry fuckin ramen noodles sprinkled with the seasoning packet because I was so broke they turned the water off and I was too high and lazy to go to the store again. Dry ramen and Mello Yellow

>>8093309
>this. eggs last SEVERAL months uncooked in the fridge.
Maybe if they were irradiated. Where do you live? Japan?

Buy cheap chicken cuts (thighs, etc), 5 bucks for several pounds, a few dollars worth of potatoes, some carrots, thyme, rosemary and some olive oil. Total cost is maybe 10 bucks or less without the olive oil but consider the oil an investment. Drizzle some oil on top, season the chicken, bake for an hour and a half.

Ezpz. 10 Bucks for a hearty meal of meat and tators that tastes pretty good and if you're just cooking for yourself it'll last a few days, further if you're supplementing your breakfast/snacks with cheap shit like oats.

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>>8090727
What about Spam? You can eat it without cooking it.

I saw a black guy in WorldStarHiphop eat plain wonder bread slices with syrup.

>>8097793
Fucking love teriyaki spam but it's usually almost $4 a can in my area. Can't justify the price when I can easily get sardines, potted meats, kippers, and smoked oysters for no more than a $1 each.
Eat that shit with a cup of rice from a bulk bag I got and it's golden.

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I bought a human foot from some Chinese dudes in a van. It was cheap. It was 'meh' tasting.

>>8093213
continue eating the sea cockroach
no one else of value wants it

rice
oats
beans
frozen mixed vegetables
steal multivitamin bottle
normally some fruit will be on ultra special like apples 50cent a kilo buy a couple dollars of that
wholemeal bread, plastic cheese and bologna
tea, sugar

>>8098111
oh and eggs, get the trays eat 2 eggs a day at least
canned fish is cheap as well, 'dines, tuna mackarel, just buy whatever is cheapest

also you need to buy salt, steal some pepper and everytime you go shopping steal some sort of spice a few weeks youl have a nice spice rack

>>8098115
oh and I forgot pasta (whatever shape, I buy the narrow ones like extra thin because they cook quicker I'm lazy)
and just buy a can of premade pasta sauce the budget ones are like 60 cents. microwave some vegetables, add sauce onto cooked pasta and vegetables stir and cry over the state of your life

>>8097793
>What about Spam? You can eat it without cooking it.
It may just be my country but even the offbrand stuff isn't that cheap, you can buy proper meat for the same price or less.
If you don't have a fridge it might be worth buying.

Have any of you guys become so desperate that you have literally eaten flour? Not cooked, just fucking sprinkled some in your mouth and dissolved in your spit.

>>8098297

Make hardtack. It's salt, flour, and water. I think it's delicious and crunch away with my dog. It lasts forever too. Literally.

Look up a recipe.

>>8091895
I miss you jack...

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>>8098297
Jesus Christ. At the very least mix it with some water and salt and cook or fry it.

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Just made these shitty crackers.

Whole wheat flour + salt + vegetable oil + water

They taste wheaty as fuck and i kneaded the dough too much. I have some jelly that will make it alright though.

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>>8090727

>>8098772

Energy is expensive dude.

>>8098799
True but it wasn't bad.

>>8098297
I eat a spoonful of flour from time to time I love teh texture and the taste that gets sweeter as my saliva starts digesting it

I once made some miso broth and just poured a can of corn in it

it hit the spot at least

we grew up pretty poor,

yuropoor grandma made us French fry sandwiches and stew all the time. if you were lucky you got a glass of milk

>>8090727
>Buy a bag of tortillas, pre sliced ham, and munster cheese.
>Put three/four slices of ham and one slice of munster cheese (split in half) on tortilla.
>Microwave for anywhere from 30 sec to 40 sec.

Should be cheap, if not that filling.

>>8099203
That's just normal lunch, not poverty.

>>8099243

You don't even make your quesadillas in a pan to get dat crispy texture? You use pre-sliced ham on a regular basis?

Fucking sad.

>>8099247
Who can be bothered with that much work just for lunch?

>>8099250

"that much work"? Lol. I bet you have plenty of time for instagram, don't you?

>>8099253
>instagram
Where do you think we are?

You don't even know what poverty is, just fuck off.

I am making pinto beans right now.

>>8099256

What does poverty have to do with anything? He said "work", not "money".

>>8099802
Because nobody in poverty is going to be buying the shit he mentioned in his post.

>>8099857

What does that have to do with our discussion about him/her being too lazy to use a frying pan?

>>8099871
There was no discussion.

>>8099203
>>8099243
>>8099247
>>8099250
>>8099253
>>8099256
>>8099786
>>8099802
>>8099857
>>8099871
this pointless ass argument tho lmfao

>>8099920
Why do you hate pinto beans?

>>8099936
what?

>>8097627
>buys weed and soda
>can't afford water which is usually like 20-30$ a month or less per person
You're really bad with money or a complete idiot aren't you

>>8090727
>ice soup
That means anon got at least electricity and a fridge. High standards, speaking oft poverty.

>>8099957
WHY DO YOU HATE PINTO BEANS?!

You can eat well cheaply. Britfag here. I make the following meals -

Chicken stew, chicken curries, beef curries,bacon risotto, beef stews, sausage casserole, chilli.

All you need to make a good curry is cheap meat, I use stewing beef or chicken. a tin of tomatoes,some chopped up onions, potatoes whatever veg you want. put the veg and raw meat in a pan, chuck in curry powder, garam masala, cumin, cinnamon, turmeric, salt, dried crushed chillis and cardamom pods, and some chopped up home grown corriander. All those spices are like 80p each, and you only need a teaspoon of each to make enough for four people. So stock up on all those spices costing about £6,and then the world is your oyster really. Likewise for italian food, just buy oregano, basil etc and you can make most things tasty.

I am a single dad to two kids, every meal I make is good! and I nevr spend more than £50 a week on shopping

>>8093556
garbage paint job, do you even live in a region that rhodesian camo would be practical for? You can still paint it like that and make it look good. Looks like you went to walmart and bought some acrylic paint, didnt thin it and just globbed it on with a brush.

>>8091895
Is that fucking pet food?

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>>8092881
>Two slices of bread with tomato ketchup spread
Luxury.
The best I could ever manage was to suck on a single piece of damp bread.

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>>8096873

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=043ZHPueKG8

use cheap hot dogs and powdered cayenne or a fresh jalapeno (only 25 cents) instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Zousa-ptQ

>>8100442
additionally you could use water instead of stock and yellow mustard instead of Dijon

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>>8100390
/k/ here. This is accurate.

>>8090760

>british cuisine

>>8090727
Couple spoonfuls of Sambal Oelek
1/4 cup brown sugar, packed
1/4 cup reduced sodium soy sauce
2 teaspoons sesame oil
1/2 teaspoon crushed red-pepper flakes, or more to taste
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 pound ground beef

Add any vegetables you have, eat with rice.

I added sliced avocados and lime juice because it was on sale. Fucking delicious and cheap.

>>8095420
>>8093213

to be honest, live in servants used to sue their bosses for making them eat lobster everyday.

It was only recently that Lobster became premium food.

>>8093213
That there is what we call slave food.

>>8095167
>>8096211

Jas Townsend. Damn. One of my favorite channels. Ultra comfy.

Great taste anons.

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>>8094540
>Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
>not Kraft Dinner

Why is America so terrible?

>>8095440
>Isaw
Well, you don't see a whole lot of foreigners eating those. I mean, if you've lived in a shithole your whole life you become pretty much resistant to all the fecal matter in your food.

>>8092810
gotta dip it

>>8092810
>not toasting it

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bbq oreos

>>8101125
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>8101179
bbq banana

>>8091562
Meatballs
1 lb. Ground beef
Medium onion minced
1 cup minute rice
Salt,pepper spices to taste

Mix together, form 1 1/2 inch meatballs. Brown in deep bottom skillet, remove. Add 1 teaspoon flour to fat and make a roux. Add 2 cups water or stock of choice and 1 can condensed tomato soup. Add meatballs back in and simmer for 30-45 min. Stir occasionally make sure it doesn't burn. Serve over egg noodles/rice/potatoes.

>>8101182
Dude that would actually be nice

>>8090727
I use chicken feet and hearts to make soup

>>8101182
>>8102004
>literally a banana over fire with honey bunches of oats

KYS

>>8093213
Just hope you don't get any green stuff and god forbid the row

Looks good

>>8091891
repulsive over cooked eggs

When I lived in Japan there was a 2 month period I had to squeeze every penny I could.
Had my daily food cost down to around 100~250yen a day depending what I made.

Breakfast:
>2 slices of toast + coffee

Lunch (either)
>pasta
>instant noodles
>soup + toast and some vegetables

Dinner:
>pasta (if I didnt have it at lunch)
>a cheap/easy stew or curry w/ rice
>a cheap/easy stirfry w/ rice

I would make dinner in enough portions for a few days using rice and beans to fill the gaps as much as I could. Gyoumu-Super is the supermarket I used cuz they sell large amounts of stuff in bulk super cheap.

>>8098297
Not flour but my friend had a chicken nuggets meal that came with a powdered flavoring in a small sachet. He gave me the sachet which isnt actually a cheese or whatever flavoring that you sprinkle, but actually a gravy in powdered form that you still have to mix with something. I ate it with rice because no choice and now ended up gagging or puking just staring at chicken nuggets or even just smelling the scent of gravy. Whats weird was that I've also become disgusted at chicken nuggets even if we wont use gravy on it. Just biting at its outer part makes me remember the taste of gravy powder and I gag.

>>8100557
That's the joke

>>8102069
>When I lived in Japan
And you consider yourself poor like the rest of the people here. Right.

Flatbread made with water is pretty much universal poverty food.
Then you just need a poverty legume of your choice and you have a complete protein.

>>8098297
No but I tried to rehydrate some dried chicken dog treats(didn't work, still ate it) and broke down in tears because I just couldn't open a jar of sliced pears. I actually had to get a neighbor to help otherwise I was going to smash it open.
Nothing like going next door full of tears and snot trying to keep it together just to ask if they could open it because you were so fucking hungry and this is coming from someone who was forced to get a blood transfusion by the same neighbor since I refused to call an ambulance when I sliced my arm open when I was 15 using a band saw that broke. They just happened to have been in their yard when it happened. Asking for help was a really big deal.

piece of bread with butter and gastromat. gastromat is a spice mix. cheap and good. you can drop the butter if you want.

>>8102051

stop posting

>>8098799

just set something on fire and wa la

energy for cooking

>>8102334

aww fuck I make flatbreads with flour, salt, yeast, water all the time

I never realized I was broke for it.

>>8090727
You got the recipe?

>>8093281
Looks more like American chop suey.

>>8102358
Jesus Christ. I hope your life has improved since then.

>>8102451
Eh. It's fairly ok six months out of the year due to a stable job/housing but it ends next month and haven't gotten a new job yet so it means going back home that recently had some.. unexpected turns. Dont mean to blog post but shit sucks. It will get better eventually again. Not looking forward to all the crazy and filth again though. I survived this long, I can do it and worse again.

>>8102425
more like american goulash

no paprika is usually used though

>>8102425
>American chop suey
>>8102480
>american goulash

These are the same things fampai

>>8093281
>>8102480
>no paprika is usually used though

Why is it called goulash?

>>8093327
How the fuck can you (and tons of people on the internet) afford an internet connection, a computer and not have money to eat unless you're a college/uni student?

>>8102479
Well, just remember that people remember the good things you do. Help a neighbor mow his yard, take the dog out, whatever. People repay kindness. Eat cheap. Lentils, rice, beans, drink shitloads of water to stay hydrated and full.

>>8091891
Fuck man looks good but your'e just asking for high blood pressure

>>8102515
I did that a lot and still do it! Just not for pay mostly. Lots of elderly people in my neighborhood. With 6ft of constant snow in winters, I dont want them trapped so I do their driveways and whatnot. I'm capable of doing it even though it really sucks, but I know they can't do it nor do I want them to hurt themselves trying. In winters I post a craigslist add for cheap as shit snow shoveling, but mostly go around the neighborhood just doing it. Its a shit job on your own, so I'm happy to help. I've gotten some bitchin ass food out of it without asking though. On the other hand I keep at least ten bucks on me since the odds of a robbery or having someone wanting me to suck their dick is pretty high.

Lawn mowing nah. For leaves it's mostly just surrounding neighbors since why the fuck not. I'm out there working anyway, might as well do theirs. Most of it won't get acknowledged but it's fine. I don't do it for shit in return if I'm just on your driveway randomly shoveling away and its shit for me to expect something in return for something you never asked for. It at least keeps me busy and not fat.

>>8100953
this

>>8102495
"You have fifty dollars? Why don't you have a hundred dollars?"

This is your logic.

A better question is "why didn't you include food in your limited budget?"

But the answer to that is probably "I'd rather have Internet."

>>8102576
Where do you live with snow like that? I'm in the midwest and it hits us hard some winters, but certainly not THAT hard.

>>8090837
>cheaper than free
Are you saying someone will pay me to consume it?

"Custom risotto" can be made for around $1.20 or so per person where I am.

1/6 cup rice
3.5 cups water (or so)
3 large chorizo slices cut in quarters
2 red onion slices cut in small chunks
3 tomato slices cut in small chunks
Some oil and butter

Wash the rice and then put the water and rice in a pot. Heat to a boil with a cap, then uncover and reduce heat as needed to reach a low boil. Keep cooking for another 10-15 minutes. Drain the rice thoroughly.

Put oil + butter in a pan. Heat until butter melts and settles. Add onions and tomatos and reduce heat as needed. Cook until onions are brown. Add chorizo and turn the heat up. Should take a couple minutes top each side for the chorizo. You want it to be crispy, perhaps a bit dark, but not charcoaled. At this point, reduce heat again and pour rice. Fry for a few more minutes, turning as needed.

Add a fillet of oil on top if you want.

The pan takes about 30-45 minutes to finish depending on how you brown the onion. Rice is rice.

Are prices much worse elsewhere?

>>8104654
Almost forgot: I like to add a pinch of paprika to the rice. Just enough to color it. I add it after I drain the rice and before I pour it on the pan.

My go-to meals when I'm on a tight budget
>250g pasta, like 20 cents
>1 onion, maybe 5 cents
>1 can of chopped tomatoes

Boil pasta. Meanwhile chop onion, fry them a bit, pour tomatoes in, season woth salt, pepper, garlic powder and if you have it oregano and basil. There's your lunch for two days.

And
>1 mug of rice, 20 cents or less, don't know
>a cup of cream, like 40 cents
>mushrooms/can of mushrooms, 40 cents or more
>1 onion, 5 cents

Boil rice, chop onion, fry sliced mushrooms, add onions, pour in the cream, season with salt, pepper, whatever you feel like pretty much. And again, lunch for two days.

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>>8090779
>he's never tasted free range ice cubes

>>8093253
>unprocessed meat
>cheap food
?

>>8093052
That actually makes sense
The guy had to change careers like 3 times because he kept getting fucked over by corporate before he got lucky with the strip so he pretty much started looking for opportunities everywhere, that's the only reason he didn't end up an office drone waiting 20 years for a promotion being bossed around by his supervisor who is a girls fresh out of college

>>8105045
>free range ice cubes
oh no no no no
lmao-wee

>>8090805
We called them hedgehogs.

>>8093281
looks good, anon.

Do you put Basil, garlic, Oregano in there?

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Pic Related will fill you up good.

>>Here, its about a buck a can.

Lastly, there's a guy at work who eats these right out of the can.

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>>8105218
Forgot the pic.
sorry guys

>>8093228
You sir are dumb, but you are letting us know in a quite entertaining way.

>>8093213
This could be real. When my mom was a kid (she lived in Newfoundland, Canada) they didn't have much money and she was super embarrassed when her mom packed her lobster samwhiches because it was so cheap there that only poor people ate it.

Cook from scratch bro! It's expensive initially, but saves sooo much in the long run.

I moved out on my own and now that I need to buy my own food, I've become good friends with beans and grains. I steer away from meat now, because that doesn't keep as long, is very expensive and generally not as healthy. I can now provide me and my sister (and friends occasionally) with at minimum 1 complete meal for lunch and/or dinner every day for about $110 per month. IMO the most expensive part about eating cheap is stocking and furnishing a kitchen. A decent stand mixer is about $200, but now I can bake two loafs of bread that taste just like from the store for about $1.50-$2 of ingredients (or about $0.75-$1 per loaf), and has much less chemicals (you ever read the ingredients??). I can make cream of what ever soup, and use the left over cream to make butter with the mixer (I never buy butter anymore). I think you see where I'm going with this. I spent over $200 on spices and utensils when I 1st moved in, but now that it's all stocked, I can whip-up almost anything in my cook book with out going to the store, or only spending like $3 tops for some ingredient I ran out of. I even make my own ketchup. Not to save money but because my ketchup has about 3500% (yes, three thousand five hundred percent) less sodium than heinz, but has a comparable taste. Basically, the more you cook from scratch, the cheaper you can make everything. I also found that when I started cooking from scratch, my heart burn completely went away. I can even occasionally enjoy things that are well known to give me heart burn without getting it. I'll post back with a couple recipes I like but should only be a few dollars assuming you have 0 ingredients on hand.

>>8098762
This

The flour has next to no nutritional value when it's not baked, hence why bread is more popular than porridge/flour sludge. The flour needs to rise to a certain degree, to make the starch more digestable. Basically the yeast in bread does the digestion for you, so that your stomach can extract more energy from it.

>>8105223
I ate those out of the can when I was in the military.

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looks good

>>8105429
Get chicken from the guy behind the counter, it's about 1/2 price than the prepackaged stuff, atleast at my store it is.

Easy baked chicken breast: (I don't remember where I got it from)
Pre heat oven to 450 F.

All seasoning is optional.
In a separate bowl, mix together...
1/2 Tea spoon salt.
1/4 tea spoon ground black pepper
1/4 tea spoon granulated garlic (Often wrongly labled as "powdered")
1/4 tea spoon granulated onion
1/4 tea spoon dried oregano
1/4 tea spoon paprika

If seasoning, cover chicken in oil. Sprinkle seasoning on top.
Bake uncovered for 10 minutes, flip and bake 10 more minutes and continue baking until internal temp is 165 F.


Bean burritos: (I don't remember where I got this one either)
1 red onion
1 red pepper
1 jalapeno
1 garlic clove
1/2 cup dried black beans (or 1 can black beans if you don't want to make them yourself)
1-2 table spoons sour cream

(skip this part if using canned beans)
Throw out any messed up looking beans and then rinse the remaining beans. Soak for atleast 4 hours, making sure the water surface is several inches above the beans. Drain the soaking water, and add fresh water until the beans are submerged by several inches. simmer for about 1 to 1 and 1/2 hours.

Dice and then sautée veggies. Add 1 and 1/2 cups of beans (or 1 whole can) with liquid and cook until hot. Add sour cream. If you used dried beans, you might want to salt to taste at this point. Cook until desired thickness is achieved. Add filling to a tortilla, wrap, serve and enjoy.

>>8105429
Chicken caesar wrap: (source: My employer)
Chicken breast
Caesar dressing (I'm sure whatever dressing you like would be good, too)
Lettuce
Parmesan cheese

Cook chicken breast and chop into cubes. Add to tortilla along with lettuce. Top with dressing and parmesan. Serve and enjoy.
Corn Casserole (Source: My mom)
1 can creamed corn
1 can whole kernel corn
8oz sour cream
1/4 cup butter
1 package corn muffin mix
Optional (but highly recommended): 1 package shredded mozzarella cheese
Optional: chopped onion, diced green chilies

Pre heat oven to 350 F. Mix all ingredients except cheese. Put into greased casserole dish. Bake 45 minutes. If adding cheese, add cheese and bake an additional 15 minutes or until melted.


Also, omelettes are cheap and a good way to use many different kinds of leftover veggies.

>>8105429
Not really a recipe... But it's cheap, fast, super easy and tastes good.
Pizza sub: (Source: me)
Hoagie roll
Pizza sauce
Cheese
Whatever toppings you like on pizza.

Start your oven's broiler and allow to heat up. Mean while, prepair your toppings (chop veggies, etc). Put unfolded hoagie rolls under broiler, insides facing up, until they just start browning, about 2 minutes tops. Remove rolls. Add pizza sauce, toppings and cheese. Put back under broiler until cheese melts and starts browning, about 5 minutes. Allow to cool from hellish temperatures, fold and enjoy.


If you don't already have most of these ingredients on hand, then I suppose this one isn't very cheap...
Mushroom black bean burger: (Source: Harvard medical school. ISBN: 978-1-61401-038-8 page 27)
2 medium portobello mushrooms (I subbed 8oz baby bella mushrooms for much cheaper and IMO turned out fine)
1/2 red onion, diced
1/2 green bell, diced
1 can black beans, drained and rinsed
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon granulated garlic
1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper
2 egg whites
1 table spoon honey mustard
1 table spoon Worcestershire sauce
6 table spoon bread crumbs

Sautée mushroom, onion and bell pepper in a large skillet. Add beans, paprika, granulated garlic and black pepper. Cook 1 to 2 minutes, mashing the beans. Transfer to mixing bowl and mix in egg whites, mustard, Worcestershire sauce and bread crumbs. Make into 4 patties. Clean skillet and add oil and cook patties until brown and firm, about 6-7 minutes.

>>8094540
I loved eating this stuff as a kid until when I was 13 or 14 years old I fixed myself a bowl and was rendered unable to shit for three or four days following, it was fucking bizarre and painful. I think it must have been the cheese powder but I idea why that happened.

>>8098796
Does this actually work?
I love the hell out of some pad thai when I can get it

>>8093052
Those were available. Not around me, but, they were made. I remember they started out where only one had meat (the barbecue-flavored one), but, they eventually all became vegan.

The only Dilbert edible I had were mints shaped like the characters called "Accomplish-mints." Or something like that.

Mayo and Tabasco sauce on a corn tortilla is my go-to.

>>8090779
I mean, it's too spicy for me, but apparently people like it.

>>8102414
Yo dog, just let one if your tarp lined barrels in the backyard fill up with rain water, then borrow some ice cubes from your rich neighbors with their "fancy ketchups"

>>8105429
>>8105561
>>8105624
>>8105696

GRADE A, THX BABI BOI

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>>8105937
>unironically taking advice from Foul Bachelor Frog

>>8090727
Do you live in a third-world country or the other half of the United States?

I once mixed flour w/ water to make a pizza crust, for a ranch and hot sauce pizza, because that's what I happened to have on hand. That was a rarity, though. Mostly, I went for water and bouillon soup, with maybe onions, potatoes, lentils, or whatever I could afford. Maybe make a roux to thicken it up.

>>8100953
Spot the Canuckistani

>>8100525
What's the likelihood that the cheese is warm enough to discharge one of those bullets?

Eggs + maruchan ramen.
Shit is cheap and fills.

Its nit healthy but its good and cheap.
Also corn/flour tortillas with cottage cheese.

>>8097793
>tfw SPAM is not available in mexico

>>8107972
Rice and chicken cans that are $0.70.
Rice in general.
"Entomatadas/Enchiladas" that are pretty much tortillas and tomato juice.
Salsa casera("Homemade soup").
25 cent 1lt bottled water.
Oranges.
Corn.
Canned tuna.

Feels good to live in a rural city where everything is cheap.
And sucks that i only make $10 a day.

>>8100372
You were lucky to be able to afford bread ! We were so poor we had to ask our neighbors permission to lick the underneath of their toaster for a while every morning

>>8091895
oh hey /k/.

>>8108024
>poverty
>buying bottled water
The fuck are you tripping on?
>>8091895
I have $2800. I think I'm about to waste $799 on a .308 AR and another hundred or so on accessories.

>>8105429
thanks anon, making your own ketchup sounds cool, is it hard to do?

>>8108094
Because the average temperature here is 42-45°C i drink lots of water.
I usually refill the bottles and buy a jug for $1.

But 1lt is not enough for the day.

>>8108103
Where I live tap water is cheap enough that it would always be less expensive to just keep one jug and refill it over and over again. Are you Mexican? Just curious, seems like you are.

>>8108110
Drinking tap water is not a good idea here.

And yes i am.

>>8108122
Are there enough nice parts of Baja California to justify going there if I'm going on a big ass road trip in the US and Canada?

I'm tempted to just cruise down the Pacific coast as far as I can.

>>8108143
Fellow BC motherfucker here. Mid-Tijuana (places near border like Otay) are pretty shit and you should change dlls to pesos since many stores will try to scam you. The trip to Ensenada and Playas de Rosarito is GOAT, scenic, fresh and comfy as fuck.
Ensenada has a lot of seafood and the malecon is pretty good too, they have a pretty mediocre-ish boat ride (personal opinion tho since I dislike open water) and many souvenir shops. Also, I believe there's a place where they sell cigars if you're into that.

>>8093993
>DA JOOS

topkek, I wish you were wrong...

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>>8090779
>hurr durr let me make fun of murica any chance I get!
kys eurocuck

>>8108098
Nah son, as long as you have a slow cooker its super easy. If not you can use your oven, but its a lil bit trickier

>>8101125
fucc off

>>8093346
>>8093354
>he doesn't use banana ketchup
laughingchefs.jpg

>>8098796
>>8105937
once, when I had just moved into a new house and didn't have a fridge yet or any real groceries, I made dinner for my roommate and I using
>peanut butter
>mayo
>red chili flakes
mixed with bowtie pasta and canned mixed veggies
I put it on a tray and crumbled potato chips over the top and baked it in the toaster oven because we didn't have an oven yet either.
At first she refused to eat it, but once I convinced her to try it she came back for second helpings. It wasn't fucking disgusting.

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Hard Tack
>lots of flour
>less water
>a pinch of salt if you are rich
>mix it together
>roll it flat
>cut it into biscuits
>poke holes with a fork
>preheat oven 350 F
>lay em together (don't bother oiling the pan) they can be placed side by side because they will not rise
>45 mins
>flip it
>30 mins
Now you have some bland tasting extremely hard bread that never goes bad.

>>8090805
Did u grind your own meat? Because ground beef is so expensive here, or was it chicken or something?

>>8090727
In our house, we always had eggs, potatos and onions, so mom would make wgat she called an "egg menagerie", which was basically breakfast burrito filling.
If we had meat like bacon or sausage in the house, or cheese we'd add that too.

>>8105223
at the nearby grocery store those are two bucks a can

not poverty food

>>8091944
what am I looking at

>>8093311
wouldn't boiling take that off anyways, or do you mean before boiling?

>>8093814
My mom would go to this local cattle company and buy a huge box of in husk corn for like 8 $. It'd take some labor to get it off the cob to freeze but it's a+

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>>8109484
>never goes bad

>>8108060
>neighbor
We used to dream of having neighbors.
Every morning we had to lick the kitchen clean with our tongues

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>>8093993
>>8108601
>>DA JOOS
What did /pol/ mean by this?

>>8108098
>is it hard to do
not at all. I used this recipe: http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/Heinz-Ketchup-Copycat-Recipe.html

I omitted the salt. Straight-up you can tell it's not heinz, but tastes similar. On food, I don't notice much difference.

The recipe decent as-is, but look at the comments. Imo the 1/2 cup vinegar is too much. A little bit less than 1/4 cup is a lot better. Also, I recall someone said try 1/8 tea spoon ground cloves. That's too much IMO. Just a tiny pinch is about right.

>>8091667
Cannibalism

>>8102051
>>8101182

>Slice open banana
>Stuff with chocolate, oats, etc.
>Wrap in foil
>Bake in fire or oven until chocolate has melted

This shit is absolutely fantastic, ate it loads when camping with Scouts as a dessert

>>8090727
beans and rice with some spice senpai