how can i cook potatoes without oil, water, an oven or a microwave?

>>8071094
pick something else

bury it under coals.

>>8071094
Don't. Eat it like an apple.

>>8071097
i forgot to buy oil, well i thought i had oil left, there is no water in the building (again) and i had to throw out the only oven dish i owned.
I only have potatoes, i mean i have eggs too but nothing else

Wrap it up in foil and throw it on a grill obviously

>>8071094
Dice them into ultramini squares and season with vinegar and salt. Makes a decent raw potato salad.

>>8071094

Ask yourself this - how can you cook anything without oil, water, oven,microwave?

>>8071104
you don't need a dish to bake potatoes. you just throw them on the oven rack

>>8071105
i obviously dont own a grill
i live in an apartment

>>8071111
i never cleaned the rack and there is no water
the rack is dirty as fuck
>>8071107
i use a pan and a little bit of butter?

>>8071113
No excuse, I live in an apartment too and I have a little charcoal grill to use

What's wrong with your oven? You can cook potatoes in the oven without a pan

>>8071115
>the rack is dirty as fuck
That's why you wrap the potato in tinfoil first.

>>8071122
no tinfoil either
can you into first time living alone?
i have wine, beer and apple flavored vodka if its good for something

>>8071129
go to the fucking shop you utter cretin

>without water
It's literally impossible for you to not have access to water and a way to boil it. Why don't you do this: plant them, wait for them to grow some berries, and then just eat a bunch of those. There's a flavoursome snack for you.

>>8071133
everything is closed at two in the morning
except the gas station so i guess i could get milk and nothing else useful

>>8071115
If you have butter, just use that.

>>8071134
there are people working in the building, apparently the basement got flooded

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>>8071129
Anon, you have to work with us if you want us to help you

>>8071136
how?
i dont have a pound of butter just a little bit

>grate it
>spread thinly on top of foil
>place in hot car
>wait 4 hours
wa-la

cut them into small pieces and shove them up your rectum OP

might get a little nutrition i guess

>>8071138
i can boil it in wine maybe?

>>8071115
Use a pan and a little bit of butter. The smaller you cut them the faster they'll cook.

>>8071142
there is no space left with your dads cock in there
thats right im a faggot and your dad left you and your mom because he would rather fuck a fat asshole that is looking for ways to cook potatoes at two in the morning than your fat whale mom

>>8071144
That is definitely a thing you can do

>>8071139
How much is a bit? 1 oz(1-2 Tbs) should be fine to pan fry a potato.

>>8071146
is this actually possible?
why have i never heard of making potatoes like this?

>>8071149
enough for two toast without having to really spread it

>>8071152
anything is possible anon, believe in your dreams.

>>8071098
This, famiosa

>>8071153
lmao this is a solid unit. That's definitely enough

>>8071153
Probably enough, just dice the potato fairly small (~1/2 inch cubes) and cook on a medium heat.

Slice them and put them in a buttered pan. It's actually one of my favorite ways to cook potatoes.

what's your plan for washing them though

>>8071169
i have a bit of water left in a plastic thing i use to blend food, its enough to wash a couple potatoes

>>8071104
>no water in the building (again)
What the ghetto shooting hell?

>>8071135
Gas stations commonly sell both oil and water.

>>8071188
not here
they sell only snacks and shitty chicken sandwiches with mustard that i love when im drunk for some reason

>>8071187
i have no idea, i asked the janitor but he bullshited me

>>8071192
Fair enough not paying $3 for a bottle of water to cook a late night snack, but does your gas station seriously not sell water? What the fuck? Where is this hellhole?

>>8071198
i have never seen just plain water there, i mean im sure they have water but i have never seen it
but its cold and its raining pretty hard

>>8071198
hey what if i buy water for the potatoes but i use carbonated water instead?

>>8071212
There is no reason that it would not work, but normal water would almost definitely be cheaper.

>>8071137
>basement got flooded

there's your water