50 pounds

bob for 'em

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>>8067524

You just listed a large number of uses for them. I mean, you could always do caramel apples, but it seems you are against most of the dessert uses for them.

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waldorf salad, assuming you like your apples with mayonnaise

>>8067512
sent to me

>>8067512
Apple marjuaner pipe

>>8067540
im not against the dessert uses
ive already MADE all of the listed above
im just sick of desserts, its a shit ton of sugar too

>>8067550
Recipe?

Sounds like you're just being a cunt. Press them and brew up a couple carboys of hard cider. it's probably the least work and the biggest payoff, assuming you have a way to press them. Otherwise start pawning off to your fugly girlfriends with baking disorders.

>>8067512
Homemade cider.

>>8067572
Im aiming for variety, not a large pay off
if that was the case, i wouldn't be here

>>8067538
I can't believe we ever felt the need to subtitle something as ubiquitous as a facial expression. Just look at it.

>REALLY...???

It just looks so out of place.

>>8067512
Pickle them
Bake them (baked apples)
Make apple cider and then make apple cider vinegar and then make kombucha

Stuff one in your mouth and then roast yourself

But most importantly, make apple butter. Holy mother of fuck.

Hollow them out and have an apple pipe weed party that people have to pay a cover of $20 for

>>8067512
You can make a shitload of candied/caramel apples and sell them

September meaning it's basically October meaning it's already halloween so people will buy them

>>8067586

>aiming for variety, not a large pay off

Unless you freeze them or can them you're going to be sick as fuck of apples long before you're able to eat half of those if you try to make a variety of fresh shit.

Make half a dozen tarte tatins and freeze them. Can apple sauce. Can apple chutney. Perfect your apple pie. Make fucking hard cider.

>>8067599
Finally, somthing original
thanks anon, ill try kombucha
if i was a vampire, apple butter would be my ichor

>>8067610
already cutting and drying those apples, anon
most of my last batch was bottled and stocked
hard cider is great and all but i have no serious carboys to ferment that much cider in

fertilizer

If you keep them in the fridge they can last up to a year.

Just eat the apples.

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Not for like a large quantity, but apples are used in some Japanese curries at least

>>8067512
Make apple juice then add gelatin and get apple flavored gummy treats

Give a few pounds to each of your neighbors, for starters.

As a busy mom, I enjoy using apples to make caramel apples. The kids love them and they're super easy and quick to make which is great for my busy work schedule.

>>8067512
Dry them into chips or press them into that fruit leather shit

>>8067512
find the imitation crab meat guy and make a trade

Baked apples is easy as fuck to make and delicious.

Try juicing them and using the leftover apple pulp for applesauce, cause I'm curious if that would work.

>>8067512
Make alot of kompot and play STALKER

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>>8067512
>>8067512
OP take a closer pic of this fucker right here. I want to see this evil abomination closer.

I would say go ahead and can up the rest (applesauce, jelly, pie filling) and give it to friends or barter with it.

>>8067555

Then stop buying fucking apples mate

Stick 'em up your ass faggot.

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You fucking cunts think 50 pounds is a lot, more than 70 pounds worth have fallen off the fucking small apple tree I have. Picture very related.
I made an apple crisp yesterday. Might make something today.

You can make compot- Polish juice thing I can't remember atm.

Pork and apple meal something

Hmmm I'll post back when I think of something but yea Ive got a fuck ton of apples too

>>8069215
I WISH TO PLUCK A FRESH APPLE OFF OF YOUR TREE AND TAKE A BITE

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>>8069215
Fucking phone saving name field

Also why the fuck did it rotate it??...????

>>8069224
I live in Canada

>>8067512
find the nearest petting zoo/ horse ranch/ farmstead/ zoo

ask the owners if theyd like some apples

Toliet wine

>>8068689
think about it for a second
why the flying fuck would i buy 50 pounds of apples without a plan

>>8067512
drive around town and throw them at pedestrians.

>>8068624
thats just a small apple overlapping a larger apple

>>8069266
You have addictions?
You were drunk?
Just fucking autistic?

Or your friend has an appletree

>>8069215
hey anon, thats your private tree
hell, you can cut it down and no one will give a fuck
the apples i collected were from several trees in a community, not even all of the apples
most of them were low lieing.

>>8069290
I could cut it down but it makes good fertilizer... It's a blessing and a pain

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>>8067512
resell or make apple cider

>>8069266

Sometimes there's just a good deal on apples and people impulse buy

like when you're in tesco and you see something that has a yellow sticker on top of ANOTHER yellow sticker, and you're like "I'm going to buy that thing, whatever it is"

>>8069317
Gotcha

>>8067604
>apples getting the weed soggy
>constantly having to unclog the apple pipe
>only like 4 people actually bring lighters
>spending 20 to get into some faggots backyard
>not spending the money on a decent pipe and just smoking his weed.
Fucking retard. Lmao apple pipes. Lmao weed. Its legal in state law in a couple states. Stop acting like its 2002. Like everyone smokes weed your fucking dumb.
5/10 bait im already angry so i may as well bite. At least it doesnt taste like apples.

>>8067512
Sausage. Apple chips. That's all I got.

>>8067512slice thin and dehydrate, then add light amount of cinnamon and sugar

>>8067512
>Hey guys what should I do with all these apples
>Except preserve them, I mean

I just gave most of my apples away to other people. Made all the stuff that op mentioned with the rest.

MAKE KOMPOT CYKA

>>8070835
this

>>8067512
Freeze them.
Fuck Anon 50 pounds of apples is the opposite of a problem in fall you lucky fuck.

>>8067512
drop the bag in the middle of an overpass on the interstate. watch bored teens chuck them at cars

>>8069215
FUCK I WANT AN APPLE TREE

kombucha will use basically no apple, don't bother.
do you like potato pancakes/waffles topped with sour cream, green onion and apple sauce? you said no to sauce but i could eat a lot of apple sauce this way...

but you need to make cider or preserve that man its the only way

>>8069267
This is what we used to do here in Florida with all the fucking oranges we'd get from my parent's place. Chuck them into people's mailboxes and shit doing 100mph down back roads. Goddamn we were some degenerates.

>>8069385
Sausage is a good idea

roast a whole pig shove 20 lbs of apples in its belly


i don't like eating fresh fruit
so I used to chop up apples and put them in a cabbage fricasse

cabbage and apples is pretty good

apple ice cream??

peanut butter sandwhiches

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>>8067512
Okay, here are some other ideas:
Apple roll-up (like those Stretch Island things)
Canned apple pie filling
Apple jello or agar-agar jel
Poached apples in vanilla syrup
Baked apples accompanied by with soft vanilla meringue (or you could just top the poached apples with meringue and bake the lot)

I can't believe no one has said applejack yet.

thanks, to everyone
Ill try the apple stretch thing
will bring pictures of finished product

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>>8068320
>As a busy mom....

Is this fucking plebbit?

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>>8071799

Shut up dude let the woman voice her opinions. We need all the pretty ladies we can get around here.

>>8068320

Sorry for the rudeness m'lady. If he bothers you again I'll report him.

>>8068320
>busy
Ever consider trying a real job out?

Put 'em in your butt.

>>8067512
Chutneys? or does that count as Jam's and Jellies?

>>8072937
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>>8068320
Why don't you just give your 'kids' apples. You wouldn't have to waste time with caramel, if you're so busy

>>8067512
make liquor

>>8067512
you could make applesauce and can it, that way you can pull some out whenever you want

>>8068320
>as a mom
>busy

busy daydrinking or busy bingewatching oprah and judge judy reruns on daytime tv?

let em ferment then feed em to all the local wildlife get em drunk as shit

Slice one up in real thin rounds
Put on tasty bread
Add thick slice of Brie
Honey mustard spread thin on another slice of bread
Warm it up so the Brie is a little gooey
???
Sandwich

>>8074214
Got a big enough joint here, Rick?

>>8067512
I sometimes like to throw a few nice sausages on top of a bed of sauerkraut and diced apple and put that in the oven. Then eat that with mashed potato. I also like to snack on cheddar or goat cheese and apples.

>>8067512
Mulled cider

>>8067557
>translation
Smoke weed out of the apples.

Apply crumble or put in pooper

>>8067538
Take your shit memes back to facebook applenigger.