Culinary Confession Thread

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I won't eat anything with..
>Ketchup
>Mustard
>Mayonnaise
>Olives
>Mushrooms
>Pickles

I put more than bacon, lettuce, and tomatoes in my BLT.

>>8067323

are you me? Except probably the mushrooms, those are okay.

>>8067334
it's tough being a picky eater

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>>8067318
working in food safety makes it impossible for me to eat a steak that isn't well done.

I don't eat much steak anymore.

I can't cook.

>>8067318
I think the bomb ass deals I get on produce at my local market make for good conversation. I suspect that the sense of fulfillment I get from dirt cheap organic produce is perceived as pretty boring/sad.

>>8067324
You fucking sicko

I enjoy a good home cooked meal, "high class" dinning, and "shit tier poor people food a la canned green beans, Kraft dinner, and frozen food products

I will eat anything but pickles and watermelon

>>8067374

Stories?

I don't like fixings on my burger unless they're part of the dish itself (ie: the mushrooms on a mushroom and swiss burger). I just feel cold shit shouldn't be eaten on hot shit, so I pick off or don't add Lettuce, Tomatoes and Pickles on bugers.

I am 37 and just now starting to like olives. Like really like them. And not to please a woman, either.

>>8067334
Are you me?

Even at 30, I still prefer simpler foods aimed at kids, Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are part of my lunches a few times a week. I eat a lot of cereal too, especially cinnamon toast crunch.

30 years old

Just now realizing that jam is way better than jelly.

I dip my pizza in ketchup

>>8067847

Only allowed if youre poor and bought a really cheap frozen pizza

>>8067323
there are different kinds of olives, and they all taste extremely different. are you telling me you hate every variety, or have you only tried one?

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>>8067861
this type of pizza

>>8067318
I can only stomach onion in food if the onions are raw, very caramelized or cut into very small pieces.

I don't like potatoes very much. The only way I can eat them is if I add a lot of shit to them.

I drink smoothies daily and my favorite alcoholic beverages are girly drinks.
I kinda like remoulade but it's not very trendy so I never ever eat it.

>>8067864
Shut the fuck up. Have you visited every country? But you know they exist? Of all the olives I have eaten, I have not liked them. I do not have to search out every kind of olive to make the statement "I don't like olives" because if that were the case then any statement of opinion could be countered by "but have u tried dis 1????"""

It's called extrapolation you dumb fat clappy american fuck literally fucking kill yourself.

What is it with people like you? Why are you opinions so sensitive that even someone else having a different opinion makes you cry tears out of your dads vagina and you sperg out about it?

I don't like olives.

DEAL WITH IT

>picky eaters on /ck/
Why does every board but /tg/ need to be brimming over with people who fucking hate the board subject? Fuck off and die, you childish fucks.

>>8067877

they're just olives bruh

>>8067882
>dude why doesn't everyone just like all food that would be so interesting

... NOT -.-

I put ketchup in my pasta sauce and everyone asks me for the recipe and I lie about it and everyone thinks I am just super skilled to get that delicious flavour

>>8067877
Have you tried green olives though

Why do people hate picky eaters so much? It's not your fucking business what I eat.

>>8067882
Besides OP there seem to be very few fags on /s/.

I put franks on schnitzel.

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My favorite dish is eggs.

I don't wash my hands before I cook.

Today I took a shit and made some food right after for a friend. Does not feel bad man.

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>>8067877
>fuming autistic tantrum
eat glass you fucking spastic

I spoon mayo straight into my mouth sometimes.

>>8067912

That's more of a hygienic confession you dumb prick.

>>8067929
Huh?

>>8067926

I used to eat mayo and pepper sandwiches.

When I get fast food I get an excessive amount of ketchup so I can dip my burger in it after I'm done my fries

>>8067931
Do what?

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>>8067877
>tfw you can't stop thinking about America

>>8067845
Welcome home, what took you so long?

>>8067946
sounds fat, anon

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>>8067877

>>8067318
I could not function as a cook without dairy. Between butter, cream and fresh cheeses I would die. I cannot function without making quark, some goat cheese and creme fraiche a couple times a week.

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>>8067865
You piece of shit

You absolute, motherfucking piece of abhorrent trash.

You know what you're doing? Do you realise that you're defacing good food?
God if the next holocaust comes, I hope you'll be the first to hit the ovens, which we'll then use to make some pizzas that don't taste like shit because they've been dipped in sugarwater

The only course of action you can possibly take now, is to kill yourself immideately so you can't commit this crime against humanity EVER AGAIN.

I sincerely hope you'll violently choke on whatever food you eat next.

>>8067877
I like olives i think you are just eating them wrong. Hit up an olive bar at your local supermarket and pick out several varieties.

Just don't eat them 'wrong' this time ma man. :^)

>>8067324
I don't like tomatoes, so when I order a "BLT" I replace the "T" with cherry peppers, chipotles in adobo, and any other spicy peppers available.

Also, mayonnaise.

I dislike onions in every situation

>>8067318
I have some sort of dairy intolerance, haven't had milk, cheese, milk chocolate, etc. in years. (Even butter sometimes triggers it) Not sure why but my throat swells up and my mucus production goes up 1000%

I've been working on it by eating/drinking small bits almost everyday and I think there has been some progress.

>>8067318
sometimes when I cook for others and something falls on the ground I still use it and never tell.

>>8067318
I like to toast those little frozen eggo waffles, and put like 2tbs peanut butter on them(1tbs per waffle) then samich them together with the peanut butter sides in the middle and eat that. It makes me feel sad and lonely but fuck do I love it

I once made a sandwich containing fish, chicken, pork, and beef. It tasted like shit, but I kept eating it while crying because I was thinking of all those poor animals that would have died for nothing if I threw it out.

I can't eat raw tomatoes. I try every few years but not once have I been able to get past the taste or texture.

>>8067789
Too many, do you prefer raw oysters, rank ass tamales, or unclean tripe as your method of food poisoning?

Steak not well done is tame, unless they're blade tenderized, and then you'd better eat that shit well done.

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>>8069231
10/10 rage post

>>8067318
i wont add cilantro no matter what. it smells like soap to me

i also hate oysters unless they are raw and shucked perfectly. only one place near me does it right and i love it. other than that, its a shitty food

i dont care for pasta much

i hate salad

i love spanish culture but hate the whole tortilla and rice thing for every meal.

i hate rice

i hate sashimi

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>>8067877
this is what happens when you don't eat olives, you become this autistic mess.

I heat up my peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the microwave

>>8070055
The cilantro odor/taste is proven by genetics, no fault on your part there. Raw oysters are boogers of the sea though.

>>8067384
This hits too close anon

>>8067832
You sound like a nu chef hipster faggot

When I'm eating alone in restaurants I deliberately slurp my drink as loudly as possible to attract attention and then when people look at me I give them a look that says "what the fuck are you looking at?".

I'm a girl, btw, so you can't punch me.

>>8071109
We can still punch btw. Maybe even harder.

>>8067318
When I was little, I tried making macaroni and cheese on my own. I figured it was pretty straightforward, so I mixed macaroni with melted cheese. It solidified. I still ate it.

>>8067868

That's not really anything to confess about. Remoulade + fish is great though.

>>8069106
hehehe

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>>8067847
I like that also... are we weird?

>>8071109
die of cancer and fire

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>>8067384
that's like the best part though, I have a friend who works in a greengrocers and she gives me the 50% ""family"" discount

>>8067895
why are you a picky eater

>>8067895
Also, 10bucks says you are either female or homo

>>8070055
>i love it. other than that, its a shitty food
this is some female/homo logic right there

>>8067323
You have autism or are a 12 yo kid.

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not much to confess in this thread, i mean what you don't like to eat is nothing that would be interesting to other people, i want gross stories, habits one has to be ashamed of and should be burnt alive for :

A friend of mine likes to eat some toothpaste for breakfast, also enjoys dipping the cheapest sausages ( so called "knacki" pic related ) in concentrated milk, without cooking any of the two. I have to look away everytime he does it.

On my side, I enjoy drinking gravy like a soup or vinaigrette sauce with pieces of pure fat ( beef fat or whatever animal ) swimming in it. Not that bad tho i guess.

I have not tasted a beer that wasn't awful to me

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>I always smoke cigarettes while eating my desserts
>I have big tea cups (pic related, posted on /ck/ before) and sometimes I drink tea like a cat drinks from the bowl
>I make pictures of everything I cook, even tho I don't spam or send them anywhere
>okay, sometimes I do
>I like fruit mentos way to much

>>8069231
>that

Don't waste good fritta, anon.

>>8069923
This is me. I eat everything except raw tomatos and any form of celery.

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When I'm heating butter up to cook stuff in I take my finger and eat up all the boiling salt on the top.

I eat aubergine with almost every meal

>>8069104

I'm overweight but it's more due to my bottle or two of wine a day drinking habit than it is ketchup

>>8067845
Maybe when you're 60 you'll discover preserves.

>>8067877
I love this place.

>>8071109
Have you ever considered going to a finishing school?

I don't even like food that much

I put sour cream in/on my stir fry. I use ketchup on all steaks rare or not. Im convinced a homemade burger cant be better than restaurant or even fast food.

I like only meat and cheese on my burgers

>>8069231
Fantastic rage, would read again

>>8067877
my girlfriend also doesn't like olives, thinking of breaking up with her

what do I do /ck/, she also doesn't eat raisins

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I have a document that I keep in my kitchen for my parents to read when they make me frozen pizza. It basically outlines 14 rules that the pizza has to follow or I won't eat it. The rules are

1. The pizza must be browned to a certain darkness (I describe it as 'eggplant dark') on the crusts
2. The crust must not be stuffed crust - It must also not appear stuffed, ie if the crust has flakes of cheese on I won't eat
3. It must have some form of pepper
4. It must have sliced meat
5. Deli meats must be circular, if they buy a pizza with ham I won't eat unless it is cut into circles
6. It must cook in less than 16 minutes
7. It must be between 12 and 17 inches
8. Greens on the pizza must make up less than 10% of the color, whilst red must be at least 40%
9. It must be served with 2 dipping sauces
10. The tomato sauce on the pizza must be at least 10% less tomato tasting than a standard tomato paste
11. The pizza must be served to me whole with a pizza cutter on the side
12. The pizza must have no garlic smell
13. The pizza must have garlic in some form however
14. The pizza must be placed into a delivery style box for 3 minutes, and if I press down on the box, at least 95% of the cheese must remain on the pizza (this is the key test)

I am 27 and cook most of my own meals but when they make me pizza sometimes I just have to lay down rules. They think I have social anxiety so don't like to upset me. Makes me feel bad when they fuck up and have to throw the pizza

>>8072847
why is garlic smell bad? anon, it's the best smell of them all

>>8069424
How long have you worked at the restaurant you currently work at?

>>8072847
This seems reasonable and valid.

I refuse to eat tomatoes, ketchup, ranch, and anything with cilantro. All of these things have made me puke from taste alone.

>>8067877
We have a new copypasta

>>8067900
the porn boards in general don't have many detractors
you can often see people complaining about too many dickgirls or some other fetish on /d/ though, and people saying /aco/ is too much like /d/

I add a pinch of salt to coffee I get at work.

>>8067920
>expecting anything other than autistic manchild tantrums from picky eaters

I put salt on green apples and I also eat those MSG soup broth cube things

>>8067374
But we'll done steaks at resturants tend to be past code date. You're getting inferior meat.

I got my food handlers card (on a whim) and medium rare is safe to eat.

I'd love to hear your point of view tho.

>>8067797
Olives are amazing. I pick and can my own supply for the year. Lots of work, but way better than store bought.

I will eat any living animal other than insects/arachnids. I will eat any part of an animal other than tripe. I will eat any plant that isn't poisonous. I consider anybody who won't eat something that falls within this category a burden on society and a perfect candidate for the gas chamber.

>>8067318

I love to bake and I love to bake too much food. I end up flushing 70 percent of it.

>>8072894
Honestly this doesn't sound horrible and I'm curious to see what it tastes like but talk about high blood pressure yeesh

>>8072948
I only do it because it helps counteract the bitterness in the instant coffee that they have here.

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>>8067877

>>8067374
I'm kind of the opposite
working in food prep has made me hate wasting food so much that I'd rather eat a moldy orange peel that fell on a mud-tracked floor than throw out one more gram of perfectly good food.

>>8072962
I think it's a bigger culinary confession to admit you drink instant coffee

>>8072946
Why don't you just donate your extra food to a church or some shit? Being wasteful like that is absolutely ridiculous.

>>8072988
Yeah anon or bring it for your coworkers or something. I'm sure they'd love to have it.

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>>8067877
you remind me of my autistic stepson who goes on tirades every time we have olives on the table

>>8067318
I like spam.

>>8072988

Yeah, I probably should. I've been looking into getting a business license and starting a comfy little bakery. Something that takes preorders and pick up the next day or something along that lines. Worked in kitchens and as much as I like to cook and bake, I hate the drama that comes from on the spot cooking.

>>8072847
weak bait

>>8073028

Bake all early morning, pick up in the morning, sleep until midnight, read orders, get to work until opening time.

>>8069126
what are your recipes for said dairy products

>>8069420
butter is dairy, retard

>>8072847
sounds like some good 'za

Im in the no raw tomatos club. I can eat literally anything else, just not those. Also i love salsa, stewed tomatos, sun dried, etc. i just cant do like a big slice of tomato on a sandwich, or a tomato/mozz salad, etc. im an adventourous eater and have tried many, many times, but just cant.

>>8067318
There is no difference in taste between any 'strain' of pepper, same goes for onions. They all taste the same. Just get the biggest ones because they are the cheapest.

>>8070021
Prep/dish dog here. Are blade tenderisers that unsanitary? I know in my steakhouse we wash and sanitise then them immediately after use.

>>8070021
Prep cook/dish dog here. Are blade tenderisers that unsanitary? In my steakhouse we wash and sanitise then immediately after use.

>>8073634
Wow, how wrong can you be?

I likecheese on literally everything and I'll eat even just cheese by itself.
I dream of some day being a cheese connoisseur and trying every single type of cheese there is.
My favorite cheese used to be muenster but I tried it some time ago and it didn't taste exactly as I remembered it, which was disappointing. I hope I can experience a cheese that will leave me thinking about it for years and years to come again just like muenster did as I still think fondly of this cheese as it was my first love.

>>8073634

>same goes for onions

Except that's bullshit.

>>8067318
I eat Maruchan ramen noodles still. Refuse to serve it to my children though.

when I make chicken parmesan I use romano.

I'm a fucking hack

>>8067374
the bacteria of a steak is on the outside, so as long as its seared what does the cook of the inside matter? if youre saying you are worried about the handling of the steak how does having it well done make it any more safe

The only condiments I'll eat are ones I make myself.

I don't believe I've ever eaten duck, but I have a feeling it's delicious, like elk or deer.

I hate crunchy cookies. Soft, or none at all.

I don't often eat out because I have one too many a time discovered hair in my food; I can never go back to that place if I do.

Not really juicy confessions, but they're the only ones I can think of.

>>8072975
more or less the same for me. some of the rules that are imposed on us because i work for a school district make us throw away so much, just because of strict nutritional guidelines. lets say there are chicken patties leftover. instead of chopping those up to use as a topping for salad in self serve bar the following day, we have to throw them out because we cant have added protein or fat to salad bar items.

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>>8067845
What's the difference between the two?
>>8073787
Who doesn't?

Confessions:
I refuse to eat
>eggplant
>mushrooms

I love anchovies, sometimes I eat them straight out of the can.

I love salty food, its usually too salty for the rest of my family. For example, my custom pizza would have
>lots of anchovies
>"old style" pepperonis
>feta cheese
>garlic
>onions
I've heard there are 2 kinds of people: those who love salt and those who love sweets, I'm the one that loves salt.

Also, I don't get scrambled eggs
>high calorie
>watery taste
>heart burn
seems dumb overall.

...I'm Ja/ck/

>>8073824
>Who doesn't?
For years I was under the impression that snobs at /ck/ scoff at the very idea of touching the stuff and rather go through the process of buying and cooking their own noodles.

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>>8073828
Liar, Jack's fingers would be too fat to type out that level of English.

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>>8073835
Oh shit... You've got a point there. I'm in college, so I don't cook often, but yeah, that probably would taste better.

>>8067877
>>8069231
Boy, we sure do love some pasta

>>8073787
Why do you refuse to serve it to your kids?

>>8073824
I like both salt and sweet. And together they're absolutely the best

>I make chocolate bars with salt and carmel by myself

>>8072847
Is this autism or OCD?

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>>8072847
Get A Load of This Sperg

>>8067323
>mustard

actual manchild.

>>8070078
An olive a day keeps the autism away

>>8072503
Have you tried green beer though

>>8069231
Not gonna lie, I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes.

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>>8067318
I deliberately made hamburger patties wit unwashed shit stained hands. i worked my shitty fingers deep into the meat and made the patties. I fed them to my relatives and several of them got sick.
Fuck you Uncle Jerry.

>>8074517
I can't tell which I'm more disappointed in: Your life or the image you used.

>>8073862
>letting them steal your one ray of sunshine in the world

I work for a catering company and we literally pick up food we dropped on the floor on a daily fucking basis. Like yesterday I was delivering burgers and a shit ton of tomatoes and onions feLL off the platter onto the floor of the van that never gets washed and is disgusting and I just picked them up with my dirty hands and shoved them back on the platter. I regularly see red seal chefs do shit like that as well

I use .375 pounds of honey, 1.25 pounds of sauce and .1640625 of cheese for every .5 pounds of spaghetti I make

I never eat fish with bones because one time when I was a kid I choked on one and got scared as fuck

I've come to think that eating a steak with some side like potatoes or w/e is rather boring

It took me half a year to appreciate cooking for myself and not be depressed at the fact that I rarely have anyone to share it with

>>8072847
>The pizza must have no garlic smell
>The pizza must have garlic in some form however
fucking kek

>>8067318
I hate eggs fried in bacon grease. Makes them taste greasy and bad. Just use butter.

>>8067895
If you're willing to arbitrarily tune out certain words of the language that is food and deny yourself the complete spectrum of experience, it's indicative that you're simply not mentally equipped to understand, appreciate, or have relevant opinions on the subject.

I really have no standards at all and will eat and enjoy just about anything without some outside frame of reference.

The smell of pineapple absolutely turns my stomach, to the point where i have to hold my breath or make my coworkers just prep it for me if we have to use it in the kitchen.

I fucking LOVE cannolis. holy shit, they are absolutely my favorite thing. Every cannoli i've ever had (i've had a lot) has given me a mouthgasm. They are just so creamy and crunchy and comfy. A cannoli will instantly make my day 100x better. I will also judge the shit out of other people for their cannoli preferences. Someone telling me they dont like cannolis is grounds for ending a friendship. Im serious.

I HATE cooking and baking for myself. I'm not a bad cook, and really do actually like to bake a lot. But I just feel weird about eating what I make. Maybe it's because I've worked in food service for so long so i equate it with my job, or because it feels like a waste of effort if no one else is going to appreciate it. But I pretty much just live off of rice, frozen veggies, and box meals.

>>8072901
stock cubes?

I think a piece of meat by itself is a boring as fuck entrée that can pretty much always reach a better potential with a glaze/gravy/noodles etc. It's why I usually prefer Asian style steak recipes. I don't really want a mouthful of only meat with every bite.

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gonna make pinto hummus.

it's hummus, but with pinto beans instead of chickpeas.

'cause when you really think about it, it's not the chickpeas that makes hummus good: it's the other ingredients: garlic, tahini, lemon juice, etc.

chickpeas is just the starchy vehicle to carry those flavors. pinto beans should do the same exact thing.

and pinto beans are insanely cheap. i can make mountains and mountains of hummus.

what do you do you guys think?

>>8074802
Sounds like you'll get lemony refried beans

>>8074688
>having opinions makes you stupid

>>8074802
Pinto beans don't have a high enough fat content on their own. Try garbonzo beans. You're right though that hummus doesn't need to only ever be chickpeas. Pinto beans just aren't the right bean is all.

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I will surpass you all.

[spoiler]I love calimoxo[/spoiler]

>>8067324
If you're not putting mayo on a BLT, you're a communist and probably inbred.

>>8067796
But what about the McDLT Anon?

The hot stays hot
The cool stays cool

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>>8071953
>A friend of mine likes to eat some toothpaste for breakfast

>>8067877
>picky eater
>dramatic tantrum over olives
Autismo confirmed.

>>8067348
It's tough being autistic.
>FTFY

>>8074815
uh...you know that garbanzo beans and chickpeas are the same thing, right?

>>8073824
>anchovies straight from the can
my nigga.

>>8073824
>watery taste
you need to learn how to cook decent scrambled eggs Anon.

>>8072847
>(this is the key test)
God I hope this is bait.
Honestly, if you're not bait and you meant that awful diarrhoea of autism, you should kill yourself.

>>8067867
Potatoes can be prepared in so many ways, what is it about them that you don't like?

>>8067885
> ... NOT -.-
14 year old scene kid.

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>>8067877
Classic

>>8071109
zero issue with punching girls, as I am also one. You deserve to have your teeth knocked out.

>>8073075
Yes, but butter doesn't always trigger dairy allergies due to it's low protein content.

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>>8074500
You mean like this? Found this in France when in the Alps it's amazing!

>>8074861
Actually it's the bacon, lettuce and tomato that are in bread

I don't chew pasta and just swallow it like a duck.

I fold my pancakes in half, like a taco, and eat them by hand.

I like dipping bread into sauce for a very cheap meal to fill me up for the day.

Just how weird am I?

I like raw eggs and soy sauce over rice

>>8072847
>9. It must be served with 2 dipping sauces
Stopped reading right there.

>>8074965
>tfw you transition just to allow you to beat women

Fuck tomatoes

>>8067318
Posting from my thread cause i didn't know this one existed

I don't like pancakes, they're too filling and dry

I wish spaghetti was just the noodles and tomato sauce in most places

I like my food almost burned, or at least browned

I hate mushrooms

I hate chicken
I'd rather go hungry than eat chicken.
Chicken tendies are ok but I hate literally any other iteration of chicken.

Ketchup and ranch dressing are my two favorite condiments. I put them on nearly everything, and one of my favorite things to do is put ranch in mashed potatoes.

I'm also a very ashamed texture eater.

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I like to mix macha with half and half and a tiny bit of water and mix it with a milk frother wand. The only use I've found for a the tool. I imagine this is a very fatty snack, but it's tasty as fucking hell.

>>8075551
Wings? Braised/slow cooked/pulled? I can understand not liking your average dry as fuck chicken, but come on.

>>8074894
>getting trolled this hard

>>8072681
>boiling salt
Are you a LFTR

>>8076016
Is this sum atomic jokes

>>8067893
yeah this. They are different than the black ones.

>>8076022
Also it's fat, not salt

I absolutely hate baked beans.

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>absolutely hate fish
>octopus is ok
>didn't start liking eggs til I was 22
>basically don't even eat if there isn't meat available.

I just cooked some salmon and they smelled like mashed potatoes.

>>8067324
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>8074988
I laughed despite myself.

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>>8067912
>>8074517
>>8074565
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people? What the actual fuck is so wrong with not feeding other people unsanitary shit? Like DELIBERATELY doing it. You pick up shit off the floor and make them eat it? You make food with shit stained hands? I legitimately want to know why you would do this shit. Do you enjoy other people making you eat shit off the floor as well or something? Or are you some kind of turbo edgelord contrarian who spits in food just to get back at society?

I know this shit happens but it surprised me that multiple people here would confess to doing it themselves. Am I irrational for thinking this is unacceptable? I'm not even a neat freak, I just don't know why you're going to cook food for people if you were going to serve them shit on the floor in the first place.

I'm going to start inspecting everything I get made by another person. Or better yet, maybe I should just stop eating food from other people.

>>8067318
Once I was eating mcnuggets and I read online that some McDonalds restaurant in a city far away had worms in their nuggets
I still ate the rest of the nuggets but I felt really uncomfortable about it and they suddenly tasted really funny to me

>>8067868
Hey there babe ;)

>>8067912
There is nothing wrong with consuming some bacteria from fecal matter, the food is getting cooked anyways
You have no idea why Washing your hands became a thing in the first place, it's only important when you are sick or there is an epidemic going around unless you are a surgeon or something
The human body is supposed to fight bacteria and mutate to get better at it, unless you literally smeared poop in your hand it's fine

I work as a seafood clerk in a grocery store

the only fish you could truly call fresh are Salmon and Tilapia.
the rest have been in that case for days and days.

>>8067912
This is why you don't befriend 4chan users.

I always cry when cutting onions
I never cry when cutting myself tho
:(

>>8076365
Amberjack Tuna and Monkfish are always, always riddled with parasites. We just watch them like a hawk and pick the worms out as soon as they surface

we spritz the fish with water because the case dries the fish out so bad. Otherwise they look like pieces of leather

>>8069463
hell yeah, GOAT breakfast for when you gotta survive off of scraps

>>8076372
>>8076365
my co-workers are criminally incompetent and downright negligent when it comes to sanitation.

We have one scale and if anyone but me is working it you can bet they haven't cleaned it once. Precooked food contacts raw contacts shellfish, it's a fucking nightmare

if it weren't for the fact that literally every single other person in the department but me neglects sanitation and actual health factors along with customer service and actually caring, they'd all be fired in a heartbeat. Especially if it were up to me.

>>8073835
Are we on the same board? /ck/ is like at least 60% manchildren arguing over tendies, mcdonalds and ramen

>>8071109
So your the bitch that does this stupid shit where i work? I can hear your bj on a straw from the back kitchen you sick fuck. Next time you do that, i will personally take the tallest glass from the back, fill it with the shit i have to clean from the kitchen sink, and chuck it at your insignificant fucking cumdumpster of a face. Then i will smear my shit stained smock on your fucking car windows you cunt.

>>8075032
You sound like a college student to me, nothing weird here

>>8067318
during college, i used to keep a spare tube of chocolate mix to straight up snack on for times i didn't feel like eating actual food. i had really bad problems with my stomach at the time, and for whatever reason, eating chocolate mix never upset it. so i straight up ate the mix in a small cup whenever i felt too weak to get up to fix myself some real food.
i should clarify that my college was pretty much far away from my actual house, and none of my family members really bothered to check up on me. [spoiler]that sucked, but at least the chocolate mix tasted good.[/spoiler]

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>>8067877
Shut the fuck up. Have you visited every country? But you know they exist? Of all the jews I have met, I have not liked them. I do not have to search out every kind of jew to make the statement "I don't like jews" because if that were the case then any statement of opinion could be countered by "but have u tried dis 1????"""

It's called extrapolation you dumb fat clappy american fuck literally fucking kill yourself.

What is it with people like you? Why are you opinions so sensitive that even someone else having a different opinion makes you cry tears out of your dads vagina and you sperg out about it?

I don't like jews.

DEAL WITH IT

>>8076336


Catering guy here. Honestly I fucking hate doing it and by no means do it on purpose but you gotta understand when you're 30 minutes away from the kitchen on a delivery and lunch needs to be ready in 10 minutes for 55 people there is no fucking other option. I'm not like these deliberate poopoo hands motherfuckers, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do and honestly food touching the floor for a few seconds is pretty low on the actual list of food safe concerns. I never fuck with people's food intentionally

>>8067318
I'm kinda vegetarian, but is not like I care about other animals, is just that I don't like meat in general, but I'm ok with fish and seafood

If I notice a single gross thing in or near my food I throw it all out. A tiny piece of mould? Whole thing gone. A hair on the plate? Throw that shit out. Dropped on the floor? Get it out of my sight. The mere thought of my food touching or being around something unsanitary would cause me to waste enough food to feed Nigeria.

I also have a friend who won't eat anything the colour yellow, flat out refuses to eat pumpkin or anything with pumpkin in it, and refuses to try sweet potato because he thinks it looks and might taste like pumpkin, which he didn't like as a child and assumes he still won't like.

>>8076735
I'm the same way
I already have enough stomach problems I dont need to chance stuff being in/on my food. I smell everything before I use it and if theres even a hint of it being spoiled, boom into the trash it goes

>>8067323
>no mustard
>no olives
>no mushrooms

Man, sucks to be you.

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>>8074650
>>8076367
Y-you think we're gonna make it, bros?

>>8072962
why the fuck don't you make coffee and bring it in a thermos?

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>>8067323
>No mushrooms
You sir. Are dead to me

>>8073010
You should have said
> Wife's son

>>8076804
No, sorry

>>8067324
I almost always put a fried egg, fried in the bacon grease, on mine. so good.

>>8067847
I've put yellow mustard in pizza before

It's pretty good

I eat hummus from the tub with a spoon.
I hate beetroot.
I think alcohol tastes gross besides wine and cider.
Milk is gross and makes me feel sick.

I am a fat fuck and absolutely love artificial sweeteners because I have fallen for their "no calories" placebo meme. Nothing whatsoever will convince me otherwise. I drink my tea and coffee with several of those disgustingly sweet pellets. I'll probably get some related illness from abusing them. Nothing can stop me.

I have an irrational distaste for mayonnaise. I have no problem with any of the ingredients used to make it but i'm still disgusted by it and won't eat it or anything that uses it as a base.

>>8067877

Jesus christ man your autism accelerated faster than Muhammad's shirt buttons.

I once made piss batter.

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When I was little I would eat dry, uncooked stuffing mix straight from the container.

I don't like food like burgers, fries, pizza, etc. I'll eat it if I must but I'd rather not.

I get drunk off one beer.

If I fuck up cooking something I still eat it. Even if like the eggs are still runny or the meat is undercooked. Never gotten sick btw.

I sniff test "expired" food and will probably still eat it when others won't. I also just cut off the moldy part even though I know the mold invisibly extends through the entire food item. Again never got sick.

If the tea gets cold I still drink it.

I have an enormous sweettooth and buy desserts multiple times a week.

I use bottled salad dressing.

>>8067912

I do this, too. I have like zero hygiene in the kitchen. But hey I have never gotten sick and it gives me immunity when I eat out.

>>8072942

babby tier. I would eat literally any animal--squirrel to insect to human if it were legal--so long as it were safe to eat and cooked properly. All their organs, too, idgaf.

There's still foods I prefer not to eat because they're nasty. Like egg salad or potato salad, or poorfag foods, or french fries. Having preferences does not equate to being a picky eater.

>>8074565

Damn. I at least rinse whatever it is to get the visible dirt off.

i dont eat cereal with milk in the same bowl
ill either eat it plain or with a glass of milk but never together

>>8067832
Same. I have EDNOS though and really disordered eating in general. I just recently got on track properly and am losing weight,so no more only eating lunchables for a week at a time.

>>8067926
When I was a kid I would get extra mayo packets whenever we went somewhere that had them and just suck them straight out of the packs.

>>8069463
peanut butter on whole grain waffles is god tier and healthy too

>>8076234
I devleoped bulimic tendencies because of being forced to eat them as a child even though my body couldnt handle it.

>>8071722
If she's giving you the family discount it's likely that she wants to start one with you.

Get it!

>>8071775
ketchup is classic autismo cuisine tho?

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>>8074988

>>8074704
I don't know if I've just been eating at low-quality cannoli places or what, but every cannoli I've ever had has been too tough in the shell for my taste.
I like the filling though.

>>8074878
>eating toothpaste

If you're too poor to buy a fucking $2 bag of mints, don't host a dinner party. Also

>serving mints
>not dessert

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I finish my briskets in the oven.

>>8075887
try green tea ice cream, I think haagendaz even makes it

>>8078446
>If the tea gets cold I still drink it.
Absolute madman.

>>8078704
nice pomeranian

>>8078804

Thanks, breh. He's getting pretty old, which sucks, but unavoidable. No more fatty brisket for him.

>>8072681
>cooking with salted butter
get a load of this dumb-dumb

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>>8071722

I don't like mushrooms

I loved Crystal Pepsi
I want purple/green ketchup back
Pineapples are a great pizza topping but not ham
Soda doesnt go well with pizza

>>8067323
I'm vegan for ethical reasons and I fucking hate it.

>>8072681
Similar, I use a spoon rather than a knife to get mayo out of a jar, deliberately so there's 1/4 spoonful of mayo left, which I then eat off the spoon.
I ate a whole spoonful of mayo once, and it didn't have the same appeal. Apparently I get off on the secrecy or some garbage. God take my life pls

>>8074565
This will never kill anyone, and you are doing humanity a favor by increasing people's immune systems.

anyone ever do jobcorps culinary training? trying to figure out what im getting into

>>8078965
or you just stop enjoying it after more than 1/4 spoon, too much of a good thing and all that

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>>8067323
>Mushrooms

>>8078876
kys, faggot

i use garlic and onion powder

>>8067867
You add shit to the potatoes? Sounds gross

>>8076361
Look up Typhoid Mary you sick fuck

>>8079530
whats wrong with that? its just dried crushed garlic and onion

>>8078796
They do and it's amazing.

I enjoy cooking a lot and take some amount of pride in doing things like taking the time to make tortillas if the meal calls for them instead of just buying premade ones. Despite my insistence on doing shit like making my own pickles, bread, condiments, etc, I still think fast food is delicious in a basic way and enjoy a greasy whataburger.

>>8079711
Not that I disagree with you at all, but she was handling produce that other people ate. If I recall, it was specifically peaches for one family.

>>8071717
>are we weaird?
Yes, you're the reason hitler started sterilising people

>>8072847
Why don't you make your own pizza you fucking retard

Sometimes I mix heavy cream, milk, and sugar as though I'm going to make ice cream, but I drink it instead.

I say I'm vegan but I still cook with beef/chicken stocks

>>8080165
It's not like anyone can be 100% vegan anyway with how many non-food products use animal parts.

>>8078458
You're one of those people that likes to go to places where you assemble your own food ain't ya

>>8074812
>acting like stupid opinions dont exist

>>8079711
She lived 69 years and died of a stroke. Not her fault Americans are so fucking delicate. You guys can't even live outside of the us because food is poison to you, if Mexico sneaked a couple hundred sick Mexicans into your country you would loose 40% of the population

>>8079530
I replaced every spice I used to buy with Cayenne and Paprika a couple months ago and everything I make tastes way better now

>>8072523
sick pie bro

>>8069923
Where do you live? I used to live in California and fucking hate tomatoes but when I moved to Ontario Canada I loved them. Location has a huge impact on the taste of produce

>>8072523
Are you my ex-gf

>>8075165
Don't speak again please.

>>8067895
I don't have a problem with you being a picky eater, I have a problem with trying to enjoy my time with you and eat out but having that be nearly impossible because I can't take you anywhere.

>>8070055
You don't like pasta OR rice? How the fuck do you survive? It's like, fucking half my diet right there. It's cheap, filling, and largely just tastes like whatever you're doing with it. I'm not buttmad, I just cannot imagine that life.

>Bus your own table.
>Eatery still asks for tips..
Is this acceptable? I didn't want to make a thread asking this question for obvious reasons.

>>8067318
I won't eat mushrooms because they've terrified me since childhood; ditto for my younger brother.

Also, I was raised by a nihlist who went fishing and, naturally, ate fish all the time. When I asked him why I couldn't get myself to like seafood, he said that it was because I was too honest, and that nobody really likes fish more than chicken, but most convince themselves that they do as a badge of honor for having a "mature" sense of taste; he said something very simmilar about alchahol. Still can't get myself to tollerate that shit, although I'm more willing than my fther to admit that some people might just like things I don't like, at least for the fish.

>>8067318
i hate bacon and eggs

>>8067877
>I do not have to search out every kind of olive to make the statement "I don't like olives" because if that were the case then any statement of opinion could be countered by "but have u tried dis 1????"""

You just explained why your own claim is bullshit. You can easily say "I don't like "X type" of olive."

You can't hate all olives because you dislike "X type" of olive.

Get it now, speglord?

>>8067318
worked at a restaurant for a time
used to mix cum in some sauces, I don't know why...
no one ever find out untill I quit, scream it on the kitchen, everyone kek'd and din't believe me

I don't eat anything with cheese. Not lactose intolerant, just hate cheese.

>>8076719
top fucking kek

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>>8076719

>>8067318
I love cheese slices and bologna rolled up together

>>8067864
That applies to most of the things he's said, except maybe Ketchup.

I eat at Michelin meme restaurants several times a year.

My friends get unreasonably upset whenever I upload pictures of food
My friends constantly mock me for wasting so much money on food
My friends scrunch up their faces whenever I invite them out for dinner
My friends make me feel like shit for enjoying quality food
I once substituted cream for yoghurt in a recipe and still ate it even though it tasted like shit

>>8083636
milk and lemon juice, my friend, or buttermilk if you want to keep a culture going

>>8083636
I'd mock you for posting pics of food.

...Not because I think you're wasting money or because the food isn't good, but because it's fucking rude to have your phone out in a restaurant. Especially at an upscale place. Your lack of manners is totally out of whack with your food preferences. Did your mommie let you play with toys at the table when you went out as a kid?

I fuckin' hate Okra.

>>8084212
i fuckin love okra fried or pickled but stewed can get a little too slimy. It is a pretty weird texture so i get it senpai.


I work weird hours and don't have time to cook my dinner every night, so i use my days off to cook giant piles of food that i freeze which mostly consists of zatarans shit enhanced with real meat and vegetables. I can no longer shit.

I always at least double the garlic called upon in recipes I find online. Garlic is great.

I also add dried peppers to every dish I cook bar deserts.

>>8084235
slow cookers, anon, especially pork shoulder

>>8081982
Dude I live in COLORADO and it's almost as bad as Texas. 100 sick beaners roll into town on the daily. And if you remember... Us amerifats gave away the smallpox blankets to the featherheads in one of the first attempts at biochemical warfare and just because we can't drink Mexican water doesn't mean we are delicate, it means that beaners drink poison.

>>8084235
Dude get a rice cooker. Make a big-ass stew on your days off and you can schedule the rice cooker to make rice on your working days and just drop some frozen/refrigerated stew into rice and microwave it at work.

>>8067865
If you don't like pizzas that are served on white plates, then just get a different colored plate, you silly!

I taste directly from the stirring spoon
also I only clean out my spices when they literally taste like dust

If it comes out of the water, get it away from me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgnU4l-xTaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZveytjmGWT8

>>8067318
I realized that when I do eat something, I just want to experience the taste again. So if I focus on recalling how it tasted before, I could curb my food craving. It's how I stopped myself from getting sugar heavy ginger ale.

I found a porn artist who would eat onions whole. And now I want to try it with a small onion.

>>8085992
Dan brought so much energy to GB, if anything Patrick and Austin were the ones killing it

>>8076735
>>8076774

And the cycle of becoming more and more sensitive little bitches continues.

I just take completely normal precautions, but its good to get diverse bacteria - I never get sick and have traveled many places in the third world without any stomach problem.s

>>8073732
It's not that they're unsanitary, it's that you're punching holes in the meat, which allows bacteria to get into the meat.

I make shrimp Maruchan ramen with Tuna, Louisiana hot sauce, and lime drops. I call it pink soup despite the soup making a nice brown tinge.

>>8067877
This guy was molested by an olive.

>>8075032
Dipping bread is literally the sanest thing in this thread. 500 years ago, dipping bread in honey was how you ate bread.

beansprouts taste like garbage

I've been licking my plate a lot lately.

>>8067877
hating olives and posting on a cookery board

whats even the point?

>>8069389
that isn't true

>>8074965
>>8071109
heh i'm a girl too hehe

>>8072847
why would they ever make you pizza?

>>8076361
As a kid I never understood what washing my hands before a meal would accomplish because I got dirt into my mouth by playing outside anyway.

>>8072942
Eat a bowl full of bones, teeth, and hair right now or gas yourself in your car