Late. Drunk. Barracks room

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>>8064517
Man that knife looks a lot cleaner than it really is.

Behold, the setup

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PAN. HOT.

How can we be sure this won't go crazy? I don't want to go through another ramen sundae happening while I am asleep.

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Melt the butter and add the spam.

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>>8064531
naw dawg. no blue ramen ice cream sundae pie here. just pure unnecessary grilled cheese

This picture shows where I drank a lot of my orange soda and vodka. It's all mixed in this bottle.

>>8064540
scar

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>>8064541
Yea dude

This is my spam after I flipped it the first time. GOTTA MAKE SURE THE JUICES COOK EVENLY

>>8064540
>>8064541
how'd you get that on your arm?

>>8064544
tried to kill myself

>>8064546

that's depressing

>>8064546
>lengthwise cut
>living in filth
I believe it


sorry anon hope things are better

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>>8064544
Motorcycle accident. There is a decent sized plate on a bone with like 5 screws. 29 stitches.

Make sure to tilt the pan and let the spam fry in that delicious grease

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>>8064546
>>8064548
>>8064553
I hope you guys don't really feel that way :(

Move delicious fried spam onto bread with cheese

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TIME TO GRILL THAT CHEESE

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Does anyone else make shitty mixed drinks like me? Orange soda and vodka, like wtf

>>8064568
Big Red soda and Clan McGregor. It's my blackout juice for emergencies.

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>>8064571
Man I was drinking Hawaiin Punch and vodka last night. Passed out at 8am, woke up at 4pm lol

I meant this as a sex shot for you /ck/ >///<

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OP do you prefer low quality ingredients in the challenge it takes to doctor it up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ

>>8064572
I wasn't far off. High til 7am, woke up at noon and dicked around at target until I napped again till about 6.

btw yeah I'm the only other anon posting in here

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>>8064573
Man my shit looks like McChicken tier compared to that whatever the fuck it is. Who cares, tasted good anyways.

GET READY FOR THE FLIP /ck/. I took the sandwich off the skillet to move the grease around from the corners back into the middle before I flipped it.

>>8064574
you replied to me twice how can you act like I'm not here

>>8064579
only other as in besides you

>>8064576
if that's not perfectly golden brown fuck you

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>>8064574
I woke up, took a few minutes to scratch my balls and got text immediately about how a guy was drunk and had to have me over to stop him from doing something stupid. He's 19, drunk, in the army like me, and married to a slut who is 25 with a 5 year old. I think he realized he fucked up. I expected to walk into his house with a blown up kid and uterus on the wall. Wasn't like that though. Oh well


Mmm, dat golden crust

>>8064568
orange soda and vodka sounds good. i usually drink vodka seltzer. i might buy cranberry juice / lime juice for more flavor tho.

>>8064583
>having a wife's son while still a teenager himself
what a shame

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>>8064582
>if that's not perfectly golden brown fuck you
I hope it's good enough for you. I tend to like my shit a little dark. I cooked it darked than that picture.
>>8064586
Welcome to the Army, and honestly the outcome of most men aged between 21 and 35 if they are getting married. Women are truely the worst.

Pic related is a bottle opener I got from my parents when they were in Hawaii. Also the other side of the sandwich when I flipped it

>>8064588
I know a guy on the same base as you right now and he's an MP and you might hate him because of that

>>8064588
Right on the cusp, but good

great opener

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>>8064597
Yea? What base are we on then

I think Ramsay would be proud

>>8064599
I assumed Schofield

>>8064604
No where close. I guess I didn't convey it right, but my parents got me that bottle opener when they were vacationing in Hawaii. They sent it to me in a care package to where I am stationed now.

>>8064611
oh, bummer. enjoy your sandwich.

I saw a mayo commercial a little bit ago saying to try using that instead of butter for a grilled cheese and it wasn't bad. try that some time if you want

>>8064615
I heard of that recently too. Have you tried it? Did you use a lot or just a thin spread?

>>8064621
yeah I tried it, thin spread and it was pretty good. you taste the tang from it rather than the butter so it's a nice changeup

>>8064535
butter AND spam?? WTF???

>>8064598
Exactly my thoughts, this anon has good taste.

>>8064599
That looks great. I have all the necessary ingredients to make this myself (except the mozzarella), gonna give it a go.

>>8064517
Which Unit?

>>8064517
That cooking plate already says everything, Anon.

>>8064767
Gotta love the beetus
>>8064902
I've been mixing cheeses lately to try and see which is my favorite.
>>8064914
101nd