GUYS WHAT CAN I MAKE?

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GUYS WHAT CAN I MAKE? 2016-09-04 16:38:30 Post No. 8062192
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GUYS WHAT CAN I MAKE? Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:38:30 Post No. 8062192 [Report]

I have
-time
-flour
-a child to watch
-milk

I don't have
-eggs
-much butter

I want to bake something but I'm not sure what I can make.
I make my own bread but have that and pizza dough I'm making later this week. What could I make /ck/?

-will be uploading pictures of Belle because I don't have a cat

OP 2016-09-04 16:39:14 Post No.8062197
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OP 2016-09-04 16:39:14 Post No.8062197 [Report]

I have some other things too but those are some of the basics

Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:43:41 Post No.8062210
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:43:41 Post No.8062210 [Report]

>>8062192
bake the child

OP 2016-09-04 16:45:23 Post No.8062217
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>>8062210
HAHAHAHA NO

Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:49:12 Post No.8062223
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:49:12 Post No.8062223 [Report]

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/20075/basic-biscuits/

Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:52:13 Post No.8062235
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:52:13 Post No.8062235 [Report]

>>8062192
>>8062217
>treating 4chan like lolsorandum facebook

Get a death.

OP 2016-09-04 16:52:49 Post No.8062236
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>>8062223
Oooooh thank you, I don't have shortening so time to try and find a substitute. Time for a cook along

OP 2016-09-04 16:53:53 Post No.8062240
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>>8062235
Fuck off I'm gonna do a let's fucking make something once I find a replacement for shortening

Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:53:57 Post No.8062241
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:53:57 Post No.8062241 [Report]

>>8062192

Self rising flour? If not, baking powder?

If so you can make "two" ingredient biscuits.

OP 2016-09-04 16:55:21 Post No.8062247
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>>8062241
All purpose but I have baking powder+soda and traditional yeast

Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:56:10 Post No.8062251
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>>8062240
Replace the air in your lungs with water.

Anonymous 2016-09-04 16:56:21 Post No.8062252
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>>8062241
You can, they're generally what I call drop biscuits and require gravy.

Is a bastardized kind of dumplings possible?

OP 2016-09-04 16:58:26 Post No.8062257
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>>8062252
Buttercup biscuits first

OP 2016-09-04 17:05:17 Post No.8062283
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Dry stufffs
2 cups flour
Half teaspoon salt
Teaspoon baking powder

OP 2016-09-04 17:13:38 Post No.8062309
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Well fuck me I have no measuring utensils, time to ghetto measure the butter.

Measure by volume displacement in the milk needed for the recipe

Anonymous 2016-09-04 17:16:19 Post No.8062317
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>>8062309
This shit is fucked, add some sugar. Kids love sugar.

OP 2016-09-04 17:19:09 Post No.8062329
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>>8062317
Nigger we aren't making sweet biscuits we are making butter biscuits. Plus got watermelon for the kid

OP 2016-09-04 17:21:41 Post No.8062337
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>>8062192
Mixing the butter and flower

OP 2016-09-04 17:31:20 Post No.8062367
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Dough Is fucking ready

Anonymous 2016-09-04 17:38:55 Post No.8062391
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>>8062192
>-a child to watch
Cant keep your legs shut?
Put a today sponge in your front butt.

OP 2016-09-04 17:41:51 Post No.8062401
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>>8062391
Kek, he is nephew

Anyway don't have a cookie cutter so using this

Anonymous 2016-09-04 17:42:39 Post No.8062403
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>>8062391
>Put a today sponge in your front butt.
What did he mean by this?

OP 2016-09-04 17:46:34 Post No.8062410
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>>8062403
Google is your friend

Waiting on the oven to put these beauties in

OP 2016-09-04 17:52:16 Post No.8062420
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Fuckers in the oven

OP 2016-09-04 18:04:40 Post No.8062457
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They're done

Anonymous 2016-09-04 18:26:46 Post No.8062513
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>>8062457
should have left them touching as they help each other rise.

OP 2016-09-04 19:44:38 Post No.8062753
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>>8062513
Huh, to for that, next time

OP 2016-09-04 20:50:52 Post No.8062950
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K faggots, I've got a shit ton of chocolate what make next?

Also have 4 eggs meow

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:53:24 Post No.8062961
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>>8062950
pate a choux topped with ganache

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:53:29 Post No.8062963
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>>8062950
Seriously dude, I think reddit is more your speed.

Anonymous 2016-09-04 21:10:36 Post No.8063013
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 21:10:36 Post No.8063013 [Report]

Popovers or Yorkshire pudding if you have meat drippings

OP 2016-09-04 21:13:04 Post No.8063020
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>>8062963
I went on reddit for cs trading, cunts can't take the slightest bit of banter and you guys are actually fucking helpful. I don't come here for the speed of replies I come because you guys are guys I'd hang out with irl

Anonymous 2016-09-04 21:17:16 Post No.8063031
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>>8063020
Melt the chocolate with some peanut butter, eat it with a spoon

OP 2016-09-04 21:17:24 Post No.8063033
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>>8062961
Cook a long time!
Just need to check out a garage recipe before I start. If I can't make ganache going with chocolate covered Pate a choux

OP 2016-09-04 21:18:25 Post No.8063035
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>>8063031
Considering that but on top of the eclairs

OP 2016-09-04 22:27:21 Post No.8063209
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With chocolate

Anonymous 2016-09-04 22:39:31 Post No.8063228
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>>8063020
>you guys are guys I'd hang out with irl
You know where to fuck off back to.

OP 2016-09-04 22:49:24 Post No.8063248
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>>8063228
I'm a Lil fucked up, but reddit is just aids

Anonymous 2016-09-04 23:14:30 Post No.8063303
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>>8062235
Fuck off newfag, /ck/'s best content comes from cooking threads.

Anonymous 2016-09-05 00:14:01 Post No.8063459
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Im the anon that suggested the profiteroles. Made myself want some too. We can be friends OP.

OP 2016-09-05 01:11:25 Post No.8063589
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>>8063459
I used dark chocolate but fucking hell these are great, thanks for the suggestion

OP 2016-09-05 01:59:49 Post No.8063839
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Well I changed it a little before eating for a more intense flavour

Anonymous 2016-09-05 02:08:08 Post No.8063874
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Anonymous 2016-09-05 02:08:08 Post No.8063874 [Report]

Bake a cake and share it with the little girl and be nice to her and talk to her and make her happy and she will grow up to be a very nice and sweet lady and women that can have a husband and not be emotionally and sexually and spiritually damaged like half the woman out there today the youth are the empowerment of society OP u just gotta be with her and see the youth and innocence and love and intellect and meekness and kindness in her eyes and come to terms with it OP

Anonymous 2016-09-05 02:37:38 Post No.8063980
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>>8063839
Nice. I had the eggs to go traditional creme de patisserie.

OP 2016-09-05 02:43:19 Post No.8063992
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>>8063874
The child is male, and if he isn't it will be subconsciously drilled into him that he is male. That is how traditional my family is.

OP 2016-09-05 02:44:50 Post No.8063997
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>>8063980
Ooh I didn't even think of that.
In the end I settled with stuffing it with strawberries and whipped cream(making less whipped cream but enough for flavour and texture) and topping it with dark chocolate and a slice of kiwi flanked by almonds

Anonymous 2016-09-05 02:44:57 Post No.8063998
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Anonymous 2016-09-05 02:44:57 Post No.8063998 [Report]

i like the pupper
pet him for me and let him know I love him

Anonymous 2016-09-05 02:45:58 Post No.8064001
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>>8063998
***Her I'm fucking retarded sorry Belle

OP 2016-09-05 02:47:59 Post No.8064005
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>>8064001
Giving her pets and chin scratches

OP 2016-09-05 02:52:59 Post No.8064016
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OP 2016-09-05 02:52:59 Post No.8064016 [Report]

I'll cook more soon. Will most likely post with Belle but suggest recipes and I'll write them down, I'll probably continue tomorrow and if not sometime this week. So guys any good baking stuff seems to be kinda my style.

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Night all you faggots

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Left over paste...

Anonymous 2016-09-05 15:35:33 Post No.8065264
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>>8062192
Kung pao chicken / spaghetti meatballs with extra milk / vanilla milk shake

Anonymous 2016-09-05 16:36:23 Post No.8065377
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>>8062192
-cut the child into small pieces suitable for frying
-heat a large pan over medium high heat and put child in
-cook child and drain on paper towels
-stir a 1/4 cup of flour into the leftover child fat
-add your milk and stir occasionally until thickened
-add your pieces of child to the gravy and season with salt and pepper
-serve over biscuits