Why do people keep having different food preferences than me?

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Why do people keep having different food preferences than me? Everyone in America likes all the same things that I like and eats all the same things that I eat, because that's what America means! I know this, because I myself am American, and that is what I believe. Logic, bitch! It's what separates Americans from the rest!

But I go on the internet and there are all these foreigners (I can tell they are foreigners because they don't have the exact same preferences and habits as I do) are constantly having wrong tastes, and they don't even change their tastes when I explain to them what I like (that is to say, what America likes). Why do they keep doing this? It's obviously because of their foreign ignorance, because even though they are obsessed with us, they haven't visited America. They hate us cuz they ain't us. These poor foreigners in their mud huts, if they ever set foot in America they'd understand why America #1 and my opinions are shared by all 319 million Americans, and then they'd instantly like all the things I like, and not like the things I don't like. Because that's the great thing about America. We know who's American and who isn't, it's easy to tell, because if you disagree with me you are definitely not from here and in fact are probably mentally ill.