BARE MINIMUM RECIPES

Bachelor Chow

tuna cheese rice. maybe add some peas.

not exactly health food but good filling end-of-the-month food.

fried eggs

Tomato sandwich
-ripe tomato, salt
-raw sweet onion
-nice bread
-sauce/mayo/sourcream+black pepper
could eat it for months

Take banana and peel. Enjoy

meat & 3 veg + a glass of water

= 5

>>8061170
i shop at trader joe's, where cheese is really cheap.

>frozen shrimp
>feta cheese
>san marzano tomatoes
>penne or linguine
>basil, rosemary that i grow
>garlic

saute garlic in olive oil in stainless steel pan, add shrimp, add tomatoes. reduce, mash tomatoes with fork. add crumbled feta over top, broil in pan.

serve over pasta. bada bing, bada boom

Sauce and garlic bread.
Sauce, prefferably tomato but you could use chocolate or syrup if you are into that, poured or scooped onti toasted garlic bread. You could dip it instead, but I prefer scooping.

Grilled cheese. If you cannot make this then seriously reconsider your path in life. You don't have to do it right, but being unable to even do them crappily is just shameful.

Hashbrowns/Haystacks.

Fried rice.
>rice
>soy sauce
>eggs
>vegetable #1
>vegetable #2/meat

Xihongshichaojidan with rice
>rice
>eggs
>tomatoes

Xihongshicjaojidan noodle salad
>noodles (water + flour)
>eggs
>tomatoes
>cucumber
>black rice vinegar

Pepper pasta
>sweet peppers
>pasta (eggs + flour)
>olive oil
>sweet onions

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>>8061549
>Xihongshicjaojidan

>>8061170
Meat salads. Chicken salad in particular is damn good and usually extremely cheap if you roast the chicken yourself.

>>8061170
I hope daddy made that for you

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It's kind of fun to see how much you can get away with in recipes.

I made chicken paprikash a while ago. I just fried some chicken pieces, added flour and hungarian paprika, then some stock, and finished with sour cream.

(also a bit of oil, but that hardly counts)

>>8061549
you forgot the oil.

>>8063554
That looks so good m8. Hungarian is my 2nd favourite cuisine in the world.

>>8063554
Please gimme your process, because I am an idiot.

>>8063584
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/11/best-chicken-paprikash-recipe.html

>>8061170

canned lentils/chickpeas/beans
rice
tinned tomatoes
paprika, and any other seasoning you can afford

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>>8062913

Put potatoes in water and boil
Put potatoes in the oven and bake
Put potatoes on the stove and fry
Put potatoes in the microwave wrapped in wet papertowl and cook

How we doing?

>>8063716
Not everyone is Irish, Paddy.

>>8063740

I'll meet you on the mire in 15 minutes, yanky. We're going to have it out ol' Irish style. Fists deep in facial penetration.

>>8061170
Nothing beats steak + baked potatoes + tomato/carrot/lettuce.

>>8061170
Pork in tomato sauce:
- pork
- salt
- pepper
- onions
- tomatoes
Fry pork in a pan, add the other ingredients + water, boil to reduce, eat with bread or rice

One of the simplest recipes I know, quick to make and tastes great, especially if you add some additional veggies and spices

>>8063775
Shillelagh law applies, I'm sure.

Pasta
Garlic
Olive oil
Basil
Parsley
Salt & pepper

Make pasta, reserve 1/2 cup pasta water.

Heat oil medium low, add garlic, cook for 1 minute. Add pasta water. Add basil, parsley, salt, pepper. Simmer over medium heat 3-5 minutes. Toss with pasta and eat.

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>>8061170
corned beef hash

Mac and cheese with kielbasa

I just made a delicious steak and pasta salad.

>Pasta
>Steak
>Mayo
>Tomatoes or any veggie of your choice
>Salt

>>8063968
Mayo with steak seems a bit iffy.

tomato. basil. mozz. balsamic vinegar.

caprese up in this bitch.

>>8063987
Its great on a cheesesteak

Sounds disgusting as a salad

One of those just add water/milk shakes.

>>8061170
>5 ingredients max
>>8063716
>i can only count to potato
poetry.

>>8061356
>he doesnt know that 5<6

ground beef, bean sprouts, carrots, celery, onion, soy sauce for ez chop suey

That's six ingredient Idgaf

Aglio Olio
Pasta
garlic
olive oil
salt
(optional)pepper, chilli flakes

Carbonara
pasta
eggs
parmesan cheese
bacon
(optional) cream or milk, pepper

Egg Drop soup
Eggs
Tomatoes
broth
soy sauce
(optional) Vegetables of your choice

Beans stew
beans of your choice
onions
garlic
stock or broth
spices or flavourings of your choice
(optional) bay leaves,pepper, curry leaves,tomato paste,herbs

Lentils
lentils
spices or flavourings of your choice
(optional) curry leaves, garlic, chillies

poor man's meal
hot dogs
potatoes
tomato paste
onion
salt
add a lil water
(optional)pepper, dried herbs, spices

Cheese soup
aged cheddar or parmesan
breadcrumbs ot stale bread
water
(optional) pepper

sauteed mushrooms
mushrooms
garlic
butter or olive oil
toast
salt
(optional) pepper

>>8064262
i think herbs and/or garlic is stretching the idea of more ingredients—you might as well count "salt and pepper" as ingredients also.

>>8061356
Shit, feta on pasta and shrimps.. You must be american.

>>8065959
>i shop at trader joe's
>i must be american
what gave it away?

plus, what is wrong with feta in this dish? it cuts the deep sweetness of the tomatoes with a sour, salty tang. EZPZ

>>8063554
this looks good
what are those corn flakes next to the chicken?

>Recipes with like 5 materials max.

Any hungarian recipe.

Onion + lard + paprika + meat + salt

There.

>>8066174
Filename.

>>8066076
seafood & cheese is a no-go for a lot of people
that being said, feta/shrimp works great with pesto or in a pasta salad - what you posted is fine.

YES THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE

>Chicken & Potatoes roasted in Tomato sauce

> Tuna casserole: Tuna/ Alfredo sauce or mushroom soup/ pasta/ peas

>Chicken and potatoes baked with cauliflower and rosemary and olive oil ( S+ P too)

>Chicken Alfredo with brocolli and pasta

> Omelet with any of these ingredients: Leftover meats, Leftover vegis, or luncheon meat

> Rice, Chicken, Alfredo Cheese bake

> Fried Rice with any meats or vegis or egg, as long as u got Soy sauce and maybe some sesame oil

> same recipe as fried rice but break up ramen packet into 4 squares or help then cook with only water, take off heat before fully cook then drain and continue recipe, its similar to fried noodles or chow mein

>Dirty Rice: Rice, cooked hamburger, creole seasoning, maybe peppers + onions if you wanna get fancy

>Quesdilla anything: Tortilla/ cheese/ and cooked meats or vegis/ luncheon meat/ a little butter or oil for the pan

>pesto pasta: Premade Pesto with pasta and maybe some mushrooms+ onions

> Pasta salad: Pasta / cream base as either yogurt or mayo or a combo of each, anythign else your heart desires

>Chicken salad or tuna salad or Egg Salad: Literally doesnt even need a recipe

>fair note, ive put pasta in chicken salad and some vegis and made a full meal

> Pressed Panini's or wraps with any meats of cheese or vegi

>Baked breaded chicken Parmagiana or as a main dish then served with vegis

>Stir fry's as simple or complex as you like

So many more. Try Budgetbytes website for more inspo

>>8061170
>Marinate chicken in soy sauce and peppers (Thai chilies, fuck yeah)
>cook that shit
>chop up onions and garlic
>throw that shit in nigga
>serve over rice (better cook that rice first you piece of shit)

>>8061174
"Now with flavor"

>>8061170
Carbonara (inb4 shitstorms and shitposting)

>spaghetti
>pancetta
>eggs
>parmesan
>pepper

>>8061170
black beans
rice
wa la

>>8064241
Whats it like to see the world through 4chan memes?

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Vodka penne is my fav pasta, and it just requires: rigatoni, vodka, tomato paste, cream, and basil.

You can of course finish with some parmesan and black pepper.

>>8061170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

>>8067673
>Vodka penne
>rigatoni

>>8067673
>Vodka penne
>rigatoni
Anon...