It's 2:15 am on the east coast. Should I drive to the nearest

if youre drunk which im guessing you are, no. mcdonalds, literally, trains employees to snitch on drunks. they know what drunks do at night, drive to mcdanks. they will take your order, meet you at the window, detect the distinct smell of alcohol on your breath, tell you that the fryer/thing broke so they make you park, and call the fucking police. i have seen them do this on 2 occasions. mcds is a privately run DUI checkpoint made in partnership with secret deals with the cops. they make money off it.

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>>8061080
Yes!
What do you feel like? They have many delicious, hot options at competitive prices!

>>8061086
DUI burger checkpoint collusion shill detected

just did that, eating now. will probably cry myself to sleep...

>>8061085
Haha shut up faggot this would have been well known if it were true
Go back to eating pre-cum you subnormal

>>8061080
no fattie, go to bed

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Rather go to Whataburger

>>8061238
... you're not making a good case for yourself...

>>8061243
What is my case exactly?

>>8061241
I wish more burger places could get the cheese more melty, like in your pic.