Fuck these are spicy

So is your moms dick

>>8059645
fuck you, man

>>8059636
yea those are the only actual spicy cheetos they make. I only get those ever so often cause they make my tummy a little upset. but I can eat the rest of hot cheeto family everyday with no problems.

>>8059655
I'm eating them right now while hung over

my poor intestines

Yo what is the point of this thread?

>>8059663
Whats the point of not killing yourself desu

>>8059663
cheetos

alternatively: what's the spiciest thing you've ever eaten?

>>8059636
Search 'Euphorbia Resinifera'

NOTHING IS AS HOT

>>8059663
To gather all the Mexicans in one thread.

We're going to build a firewall and make them pay for it.

>>8059668
The point is living, you deserve to live

>>8059672
naturally maybe but i'm pretty sure there are some synthetic sauces that are seizure-inducing levels of spicy

>>8059636
After eating these the other cheetos just aren't hot enough anymore

>>8059689
we need to go spicer

xxxxxxxxxxxxxtra spicy when

>>8059688
It has a scoville rating in the billions, although you are most likely correct.

OP here

halfway through the bag and I've already drank a bottle of water, a can of mountain dew, and a glass of milk

fuck

also, do not touch your cock until you've washed your hands

>>8059710
Wouldn't drinking soda make it worse? I'd imagine the carbonation would be kind of painful.

I really like these Cheetos but I can eat only a small amount at a time or else I'll get massive heartburn. Which I guess is a good thing since I shouldn't really eat a ton of chips at once.

>>8059710
I bet you stink to

>>8059743
honestly smell pretty good, took a shower like 30 minutes ago

>>8059742
how do you know if you have heartburn? my friend complains about it all the time but I don't think i've ever had it

>>8059749
It's basically an uncomfortable burning feeling around the heart/chest area. It can be caused by eating spicy or acidic foods.