liquor noob

>>8056849
A bar.

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>>8056849

Try going out and asking your friendly neighborhood liquor store clerk?

>>8056849
just start.

go to whatever store has liquor, decide which types you want to drink, and pick one that fits your bill.

itll take a solid 10-15 years to find out what you like, and acquire a taste.

>>8056849
Find out what you like first. Whiskey Vodka (gross), Gin, Bourbon, etc.

But based on your post I doubt you'll do this. You'll taste a few decide liquor is icky and go back to wine coolers.

>>8056849
Gin.

>>8056849
>so where should I start?
Come up from the basement and take whatever your dad has hidden is his closet.

>>8056859
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>>8057026
But really, start with Laphroaig 12. or an Ardbeg of pretty much any age statement,

i can never find midnight moon at any of my stores

>>8056849
Find a store that sells a wide variety of those mini single shot bottles and go nuts. They run about $1.50-3 each.

Buy a 10-20 dollar bottle of whiskey, vodka, gin, rum and tequila. Try them all straight and mixed. Whichever you like the most you can explore more.

>>8057728
This is a good idea and is pretty much the whole purpose behind them.

Try a gin and tonic. Try a rum and coke. Try a vodka crans. Drink whiskey straight. Snort salt, shoot tequila, and suck lime.

buy the cheapest vodka you can and choke it down straight and room temp like a real alcoholic