guys im freaking out over here i wanna drink but i only have

god damn it i fucked up the spoiler again

>>8056100
there are no spoilers on fit

You don't have koolaid or any type of beverage? Why can't yu scrape up a buck i change and get a chaser or mixer at a gas station?

I don't like you.

just go to the fucking cornershop and get some pop

>>8056102
I'm isolated out in the boonies and it's late as fuck, can't really go out and buy something right now. I was just asking you guys since you're usually pretty good and creative with this kinda stuff

go get something to mix, lazy bastard

>>8056104
>>8056107

see >>8056105

>>8056096
Fruits and sugar you dumb asshole.

Also, just put it in the freezer and drink it straight from the bottle.

>>8056109
do you have any fruit? you could blend fruit, ice cubes and rum

>>8056118

this, chill the rum and add a bit of water if you still can't stomach it. there's no excuse unless it's absolute dogpiss rum though

>>8056118
>>8056121
No fruit, no sugar

only syrup

wow making this tread reminds me of how shit my life is

>>8056144
If you're op you should feel bad. Be a fucking man and take shots of it. What are you, 12? Gin is fucking delicious and I would sip that shit, even if it's Gordon's. If your rum is really that bad, get a bottle that's over $6 that way you can process it. To answer your question, freeze the rum, shoot it, chase it by pouring maple syrup from the bottle into your mouth you piece of shit.

I'm sorry I'm so aggressive, I just missed my bus.

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>i'm desperate
>please don't call me an alcoholic
>btw i'm too much of a pussy to drink straight liquor

This is one instance were you should be directed to the al/ck/ general instead of started your own attention seeking thread.

Buy something at a store you stupid fag

>>8056096
what syrup?

fruit syrup? Mix it with water and the gin.

enjoy

>got piss cheap vodka and sambuca
>same situation

wat do /ck/

>>8056096
drink it straight you subhuman slime

>>8056543
Chase with water

>>8056640
This is the patrician answer. You're going to get fat if you drink too much anyways, may as well minimize the damage.

gin and water is a decent drink

if the gin is nice quality it's actually one of my favorites

I'm a gin guy. I bleed gin. Because I'm an alcoholic. Here's some little known gin mixers.

Gin and

Pickle juice
Olive brine
Kimchi juice
Maple syrup and water
Fruit cocktail (like the canned shit)
Jam (gin and jam is fun to say. Give it a try)
Pig blood
Mustard (not even kidding)
Canned tomatoes
Balsamic vinegar

>>8056827
Gin and pig blood? you sick fuck

What food do you have OP? Anything you can juice?

Add a mixture of gin and rum to pasta sauce, trust me.

Add sugar and water to the rum, drink.

>>8056096
Get some flour and make rum pancakes smothered in syrup you fuckin large ball of stupid

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Just drink the rum straight then.

>>8056096
What kind if syrup?

>>8057190
If maple, just add booze and water. If you don't have any other possible option why the fuck are you asking?

>>8057022
That will cook off the alcohol dipshit. OP is trying to get drunk.

Make iced tea, add rum. After it's cold of course.

>>8056135
if all you have in the house is syrup then mix it with syrup. People posting on a fucking imageboard isn't going to make other items magically appear in your shed, anon.

>>8057204
>cooking off the alcohol

Get a load of this guy

>>8056096

Drink it straight

Alternatively if you still insist on being a bitch boy mix some sugar lemon or lime juice and water and use that as chase you fucking child.

>>8056096
I mix water exclusively unless I'm at a party or drinking with a girl

>>8058471
>>8058475

You realise you're 18 hours late?

Welcome to 4chan btw.

Sometimes if I don't have mix I chase my shots with jalapeno and cheddar chips...

>>8058477
>All threads are exclusively for OP

Its to help other pussies with their drinking decisions

>>8058492

Because you definitely didn't write your post directly to OP. Calm down drunky.

I chase with diet 7up

>>8056096
Butt chug the gin. Trust me, I post on 4chan

>>8056096
Put the gin in a glass.
Wa la, not straight outta the bottle you double nigger.
If you were really desperate you wouldn't even consider mixing your alcohol

>>8056827
>Pig blood
>Mustard (not even kidding)
You had to precise you were not kidding for the later but not the former.
Really makes you think.

>>8056096
make a martini with the gin

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>>8056827
Milk & Cheese are posting in this thread

>>8058985
>It has been over a decade since you've read a Evan Dorkin comic book

Feels old man. :(

>>8056096
I guess not many people have heard of simple syrup.
1 part simple syrup
1 part lime juice
1 part gin
if you got some bitters throw a few dashes in there
That's one way to make an Old-Fashioned

>>8056096
Put some weed in it and make a tincture

>>8059028
So I've googled it since I hadn't heard of "simple syrup" and it's just syrup.
Woop dee doo.

>>8056370
this