Post things that have ruined your life >I can no longer buy bread

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>>8050962
>I can no longer buy cats

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My supermarket manager knows I use nutmeg recreationally

>>8050962
How did this happen?

>>8050962
>Post things that have ruined your life
OP you ruined my life with this thread

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I'm in love with him

>>8050980
Sheldon Cooper?

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>>8050970
sorcery

>>8050986
He is Shaddam IV of House Corrino, Padishah Emperor of the Known Universe and mentor to Gordon Ramsay III

>>8050986
BAZINGA !

>>8050967
That really works??

>>8051047
>>8050967
not really, it just makes you feel dehydrated and shitty. It has little recreational value,

"Eating four to eight teaspoons of ground nutmeg causes mild hallucinations, warmth in the limbs ... ... dizziness, nausea, cottonmouth, paranoia, difficulty urinating and, the coup de grace, a hangover that feels like God taking a dump on your soul. Some users compare the nutmeg "high" to a hellish case of the flu."

>>8051066
Some people report the negative effects lasting for days at a time, if you want to "get high" then benadryl will do the same thing.

>>8051080
>>8051066
You can extract the active ingredient from nutmeg very easily, it's also one relatively simple chemical step away from becoming a much nicer drug.

>>8050975
this

I have to make pizza instead of ordering it

although I wouldn't call it ruining my life because it's always good

I baked 2 sourdough loaves today.

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>>8050962
I bought a burr grinder and a french press a year ago and now I cannot drink shitty coffee, which is literally everywhere

>>8053530
well you can use your french press for tea, and you can always use your grinder on fresh spices

>>8053587
You're not picking up what I'm putting down.
Now that I make great coffee at home, I cannot drink the shit that is served out in the world. Same with OP making his own bread and now cannot stand to eat store-bought.

>>8050967
Do you make your own holidays sauce?

>>8053666

today i went to my camera repairman and asked him if nearby was a coffee shop because i fancied one. he said "there" (pointing) "thats top stuff". it was overburnt, foul tasting, poignant smelling shit coffee. i swear about only 5% of people can tell good coffee from shit coffee.

>>8053702
Are you in the 95th percentile?

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>>8053726

>>8053726

im in the patrician percentile.

>>8053702
People don't go to coffee shops for coffee. They go there for sugar and caffeine.

>>8053732

nice one, reddit.

>>8053666
You can still get pretty good store bought bread at certain local bakeries

>>8053753
No, they do not do what you claim.

>>8053522
nice mine is just a poolish pre-ferment

>>8053766
and specialty coffeeshops exist that probably make better coffee than that guy could make at home

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>>8050962
>He buy the herbal jew


Homemade bread is so awesome compared to the trash they sell at the groceries stores.

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Weighing my food and cooking from scratch.

I like knowing what's in my meals and how many calories I'm eating. It's nice having that kind of control over my food.

4chan

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>>8053862
No but really, I feel the same

>>8050999
The sorcerer waved his hand, as he kneaded
The sorcerers spoke arcane runes, as he set the oven
The sorcerer cast a mighty spell, fresh bread smell
Arcane was the bread, for it was most worth it

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>>8053841
This.

I just made up a batch of Scotch bread rolls.

Fantastic with just a little butter while still warm.

I can't go anywhere for barbecue save specialized places in the Midwest and I live in Cali.
My barbecue is just too good and the process of making it is so recreational that paying a high price for sub par barbecue just makes me feel sick