Shitty Roommate Stories

>>8043063
never understood all this roommate horseshit. I only ever lived with 3 people over the years and all respected other peoples stuff. Like what kind of person eats other peoples food? And I never understood how people like op just let it happen. I'm beta as fuck but even I would step up and let them know not to fuck with my food that I bought with my money. Jesus fuck I get you don't want to start shit with people you will be living with for an extended period but stealing food is way over the line.

>>8043091
I've told them plenty of times to not eat it before but they still do that shit. I just eat their shit now to make it equal.

>>8043091
I am terrified of living with a female roommate who brings home strangers who can see where I live and what I own, and leave used tampons on the floor, because that's like 30% of female roomate stories I hear

>Move in with new roommate
>Discuss what we will share and what is personal beforehand
>Never have any problems

Sucks you live with an asshole that doesn't like seasoning, OP.

I'm pretty sure I might have the worst roommate in the history of roommates. He's a total slob who has never done a single dish since I moved in. And I refuse to do his, so there's a massive pile of dishes attracting flies and mice. He thinks it's funny how our house is infested of mice. He leaves half eaten hotdogs on the table for days. There's a collection of approximately 30-40 beer cans surrounding the couch he claims as "his". And to top it all off, he threatened my other roommate with a knife last night and started throwing beer bottles at the wall. Sorry this isn't/ck/ related, just needed to vent.

>>8043063
Gourmet is a meaningless phrase to peddle you artisinal sounding food.

>>8043169

so why haven't you and other roommate moved the fuck out idiot

>>8043091
This.

>>8043099
On the floor? Really? I lived in a house during the 2012/2013 college year with seven different chicks (only two were there for the whole school year) and I never saw that happen, but they did leave used tampons sitting on top of the little waste basket in the bathroom all the time, and I would routinely see dried blood on the bottom of the toilet seat when I'd lift it to take a piss.

Also, just from my limited experience, I must say that women are way messier and grosser than dudes. I also worked one year at my local arena while in high school. Part of my job was to clean the bathrooms, and let me tell you, based on the state of the bathrooms, women need to be gassed.

>>8043091
I didn't believe it until I moved to another town and got room mates. Boy oh boy, the room mate horror stories are (sometimes) true.

The last place I lived before saying fuck it and giving up, I ordered pizza the first night I was there because I didn't have any groceries because of the LAST place I lived (Long story), she asks "Can I have a slice of the pizza in the fridge?" When I was about to go to sleep, I say yes of course, one slice isn't gonna break my bank.

In the morning I wake up, both pizza boxes are in the trash. I ordered two medium pizzas because of the sale, had one slice of each, she and her boyfriend ate the rest of both of them. They never mentioned it or offered to replace it. I decided since it was my first day there I wouldn't immediately complain. But I had nothing but a loaf of wheat bread left, so I made a peanut butter sandwich using my room mate's peanut butter. My thoughts: "Well, she ate two entire pizzas, surely a tablespoon of peanut butter isn't going to be an issue. We'll just call it even.", nope!

She got home, saw the knife mark in the peanut butter and she threw a fucking tantrum, literally screaming until the neighbors started pounding on the walls (Duplex) about how it was "special organic peanut butter", I told her to chill and offered her a $5 bill to buy an entire new jar of peanut butter, but instead she decided to get more mad and say "it wasn't about the peanut butter it was about eating her food". BITCH ATE TWO ENTIRE PIZZAS OF MINE BUT TRIED TO PULL THAT CARD OVER A SMALL AMOUNT OF PEANUT BUTTER.

That wasn't the only thing she was mental about, she once got mad and screamed about kicking me out when I didn't dry the stove off after I washed it off when I was done cooking.

Yes. I was supposed to DRY THE STOVE OFF. Like it wouldn't fucking air dry in 10 minutes or something.

>>8043180
Because we live in the middle of nowhere and there's no other houses for rent. And I'm only there for one more week before I move back home to go to school.

>>8043195
The difference is that she asked and you didn't. A misunderstood implied contract compared to actual theft of private property.

>>8043201
bullshit, mind if I have a slice of pizza? then eating nearly two whole pizzas implies free reign over everything. don't like it then don't be a fucking psycho

>>8043201
She clearly stated "A slice", not "Two full pizzas" when asking. She did not ask if her boyfriend or her friends could eat any either.

So no, there was no misunderstanding. She flat out just let her boyfriend and friends eat it all, even if she herself might have really only had one slice.

$15 of pizza is a bigger deal than 20 cents of peanut butter which I offered to buy an entire new jar of, while she never once offered to replace the pizza.

I had a roommate that would eat anything in the fridge on a whim. He finally got the message when we started labeling literally every item on the fridge (some, e.g. leftovers, with a particular names, many items with "[NAME] BOUGHT, CAN USE BUT IF YOU USE SOME/ALL YOU SHOULD REPLACE).

I also had a good friend, bad roommate that just... abused the shit out of cookware. Metal pans in nonstick, left cast iron soaking in soap and water, let vegetables boil over in a pot until water overflowed all over the range...ugh.

tfw roommates cook decent meals for you

I had a good roommate wile living in Oregon. His name was Seth.

>never ate each other's food
>he'd buy a half gallon of alcohol and offer shots throughout the month
>we'd have house meetings if there were ever any issues. We never went to bed pissed off or feeling screwed over.
>we'd often buy each other meals

Shit, if anything I was the shitty roommate by letting my wife fuck things up, or not being able to say no when family came knocking at our door. I miss that mother fucker.

>>8043242
I had a French roommate who would make a God tier quiche. And a serbian roommate who would cook copious amounts of bacon and share with me. That was a nice apartment to live in

>>8043242
>TFW your only good room mate was a 40 something year old lady with an 18 year old daughter, that would buy tons of random food and anything she didn't like she would just give you

She never cooked full meals, but she once bought a 10lb bag of meatballs and didn't like them, so gave me the entire bag.

Going from eating almost nothing but pasta, to eating meat for days, was like heaven.

>>8043063
For what they are, michelinis is good in a pinch

I don't have food related bad roommate stories. Just one of them didn't bathe for like 2 weeks and the stench was ridiculous. Don't know why. He only did that once, rest of the time he bathed regularly.

In fact I was the one kind of stealing for a couple of months when I had no money and was literally starving. When I could no longer pay the rent I had to leave and was homeless for 6 months. Pretty funny memories now.

In college I had a roommate who came from a very well off family. He'd always buy take out from fancy and expernsive restaurants. But he'd only eat like half of the box before closing it and throwing it away. While I'm there just lucky to be able to afford apple pie from McDonalds.

So whenever he was gone, I'd get the box out of the trash and eat his leftovers. I know it's sad but I hate seeing wasted food and he always bought the good stuff. But I guess in a way, I also ate well that semester.

>>8043387
You could have just... asked if you could have the leftovers and not eat them out of the garbage like a homeless person?

>>8043387
>In college I had a roommate who came from a very well off family. He'd always buy take out from fancy and expernsive restaurants. But he'd only eat like half of the box before closing it and throwing it away.

That pisses me off, and I was fortunate enough to get $200 per month from my mom for food (I mean obviously I wasn't able to eat caviar and kobe beef or anything but that's a decent amount of money to work with). Sad or not, you did nothing wrong by taking that food - but as the guy below just said, you should have asked for the leftovers lol. Your roommate would've had to be a real cunt not to give them to you if they were just going to toss it anyway.

>>8043387

Sounds nice. I miss living with 5 other people because of all the leftovers from decent places I used to get. I don't like wasting money on restaurants, and free food is the best food.

Nothing that was shitty between us, but one time my roommate tried cooking rice for the first time.

He literally just boiled the rice for like 15 minutes, strained it and tried to eat it. I have no idea how he mad it to be 20 something years old without never cooking rice or not knowing that rice is steamed.

>>8043190
>I must say that women are way messier and grosser than dudes.

Anyone who's worked a job where they had to clean public restrooms can confirm this. I've had female coworkers tell me straight up that women are disgusting slobs compared to men, usually after they've just finished cleaning the restrooms.

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I've only had one shit cook flatmate.

There was four of us and he buys an uneven amount of chicken thighs for example 6 of them. He just marinate them with straight out of the jar Thai green curry paste, then baked it. Just thinking about the amount of salt in that paste is making my mouth dry. Also, with the left over 2 piece of chicken we have to roll a dice to see who gets them

>pick related

>>8043415

That doesn't sound terrible, but I've never used jarred curry paste. Is it meant to be diluted?

my 370 pound roommate would eat an entire brick of cream cheese within a day. id always buy one for bagels or a cheesecake but hed run off into his room without and eat it with a knife. i started buying the reduced fat version and he was too scared to try it for a few weeks but eventually he gave up and started stealing them again. i fucking hate him, id tell him not to eat them and hide them but he wouldnt fucking listen.

>>8043063
Put pepper in everything. Your room mate won't touch your food anymore.

>>8043256

>wife
>roommates
you were the shitty husband if anything

>>8043429
It's meant to be used to make the actual curry itself. The jar says to add coconut milk, chilli, lime etc. Try licking a stock cube, it's like that.

>>8043449

That's fucking disgusting m8, Jesus.

>>8043452
Tell me about it. That was his usual sometimes he'll use Tom yum paste to coat the chicken in

My sister can't cook for shit, so she gets a ton of those mac and cheese boxes. She lives with her boyfriend but for some reason never makes him pay for anything, especially groceries.
He also eats those boxes daily, but for some reason uses two of the cheese packets per box of macaroni. So they have a ton of boxes of opened macaroni with no cheese in them. Don't know how she does it.

Then a couple years ago, two roommates outright refused to do dishes and would just get high instead (never went to classes either). And apparently one of them bought a bag of potatoes the first week we were there and stuffed it in the back of a cabinet we didn't use.
One day I noticed there were tons of gnats around. Figured it was because of the dishes and forced them to clean them. Didn't help. I was going insane because of these goddamn gnats, and eventually found the potatoes, 9 months after he bought them. I'm not a good cook. I don't know how potatoes work. But these fucking potatoes grew hard. Like roots and shit all in this cabinet, dripping in horrible juices that I didn't know potatoes could make. A gigantic cloud of gnats hit my face as soon as I opened the door, and the smell burned my eyebrows off.

I don't eat potatoes anymore.

>>8043411
Yep. Besides the experience with cleaning the arena bathrooms, there was the year of living with my gf (we also shared the house with my best friend from high school, and another girl we knew from HS).

tl;dr

Should note that the gf was the oldest of four kids (three girls and a boy [boy was youngest of all]) in a single mother household.

>she got a cat without even telling me; I told her before this that I didn't want a cat
>she wouldn't clean its litter box
>I once told her that it stunk and it was her job to take care of this thing
>literally told me: "If the smell bothers you, you clean it up"
>also wouldn't clean her dishes/pans/glasses, etc.
>I told her in private one day that it was unfair of her and that it wasn't right to leave this shit out for everyone else to deal with
>was told that I was "nagging"
>the two roommates and I took a stand and refused to clean them for her
>got so bad that there were little bug sacs on dishes; we finally caved in due to how gross it was and took like two hours to clean them
>also never put her clothes in the hamper; always looked like our floor was the site of a clothes tornado

After our nine month lease was up, we broke up. Shortly after she became a crack addict; a year or so later she moved out to Alberta after getting clean and married some Muslim dude who was about 10 years older with kids who she knew for like three months. Needless to say, I dodged a massive bullet. Haven't dated since and don't trust my instincts to find a sane chick.

>>8043490
I enjoyed this story, but I think I’ve heard it before

>>8043499
IT takes a certain kind of person to move to Alberta

>>8043601
I don't think I've ever posted it before. I haven't been in /ck/ in years.

>>8043415
>Also, with the left over 2 piece of chicken we have to roll a dice to see who gets them
You a Britbong? Is this why you didn't have any knives with which to cut the extras in half so everyone could get 1.5 chicken thighs?

Try living on a Navy ship. Specifically a cruiser.

Sit back little ones, and I'll tell you the saga of The Stank-Ass Deck Seman: Snickerfucker.

>During the end of our last deployment
>We get D. Sniderfeld, a deck seaman fresh out of bootcamp and 50 pounds overweight from PRT standards
A deck seaman for those who don't know are people without designated jobs that do stuff like paint, chip paint, mantinence on life preserver shit, misc jobs, etc.
>Sniderfeld walks by our Boatswains Mate Chief (BMC) the second day
>"Ay Snickerfucker, get yo ass over here!"
>"I-It's Sniderfeld, Chief"
>"Not anymore. You Snickerfucker to me now!"
>Dude is on the verge of tears getting a nickname like everyone else
>We notice the male berthing starts smelling more and more like trash each day
>Good 'ol Snickerfucker refuses to shower since he got there
>For a whole month
>People are forced to stand shower watch woth him after dinner to make sure he gets clean
>We pull back into Virginia afterwards
>Snickerfucker is a spitful fat piece of shit now
>Constantly snacks on chips in his rack and quotes memes 24/7
>Always in devt because he blows money on Legos, toys, and videogames that he can't put anywhere. He's got nowhere to put any of this shit except on top of his rack
>Every birthing cleaners we pull so much disgusting encrusted garbage off from his area and gag on the smell
>My and my 3rd classes' day to clean the berthing
>We get down to the nitty gritty smells really shitty
>Sheets are browned
>Legos are everywhere
>My PO looks at the foot of the bed and throws up
>I double glove for this shit
>Browned cum socks
>At least 7 pairs
>14 finely aged seaman storage devices that reek of fish and death
>We throw his matress and all of his shit out
>As a joke we did the math of how much merch was there
>2k, laptop included

To be continued next post

>>8043722
>So he throws a fit and nobody cares
>Chief just tells him to suck it up
>He gets pissy and finally applies for a rate (designated job)
>He picks Culinary Specialist
>A fucking cook
>We think there's no possible way that he'll actually get it
>Literally everyone on our 400 man ship knows how much of a piece of shit he is
>He fucking got it
>Quality of food goes down
>Nobody can stop the Snickerfucker from tainting our meals
>The Chief of the cooks can't even prevent the destruction
>Vegetables boiled to hell
>Steaks over cooked
>Old Bay on everything
>We were all waiting for him to fail the physical fitness test a 3rd time (3 strikes you're out rule for the Navy. Other than discharge)
>He finally does
>We throw a party celebrating his failiure
>Last week he was rung off for good
>Wearing his trademark GameStop AssCreed jacket that smelled like shit
>Flips all of Deck Department off
>Bobbing his arms up and down with a wild expression on his face like he's trying to be funny
>"Thanks for a year of hell, faggots!"
>He does this in front of a fucking Commander
>He gets stopped at the end of the pier by security
>Gets hauled off by on-base police amd never heard from again
>Probably got the last of his pay cut off and sent back to whatever swamp he hailed from

I'm a Navy cook myself, and he was an insult to even the shittiest kitchens.

>>8043722
>>8043765
>quotes memes 24/7
Holy shit those are the worst kind of people. I'm just wondering how he didn't get his shit kicked in.

>>8043790
its the navy. dont you mean 'pushed'?

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I stayed with a gay couple for six months.

Absolutely worst experience. One was a HIV positive gay mexican male that was overly flamboyant and said that he wanted to have sex with me a few times. Disgusting. His boyfriend, my landlord, was this stumpy, short guy that just loved walking around the house nude. The middle aged mexican gardner that worked on the yard there kept hinting they, him and my landlord, wanted to do a 3 way with me.

They constantly stole my drinks and food. I gave up and just ate out every day. The HIV faggot did drag so there was exotic colored hairs all over the bathroom. They had a dog that seriously pooped and peed everywhere but the landlord gets anal when people wear shoes in the house. Also, the HIV mex fag turned off the internet a few occasionscause he wanted me to hang out with him, but this is a huge no cause I didn't want to and I had work to do. Luckily I had unlimites internet with t-mobile so I just used the internet from that. I fucking hate the gays.

>>8043169
your roommate sounds like a total bro

>>8043798
>rooming with a HIV positive man who wants to sleep with you

shit, i'd be scared and putting bolts on my door son

>>8043195
You seem like a major pushover, honestly.

>>8043790
We couldn't throw a punch.

Fucker would snitch the moment someone threated to kick his ass. He was untouchable and it killed all of us. Thankfully his arrest was well worth the wait.

>>8043793
Hilarious and original.

>>8043063
One time I used some of my roomate's Tony Shesheers' for a meal I made. He literally beat the shit out of me, like blood on the kitchen floor, and threw me down a flight of stairs, whipped out a gun and killed himself.

>>8043680
As I said my flatmate does the cooking. If you're not there they will roll the dice for you.

>>8043387
>>8043398

Hm. Honestly, in this situation, you save more face by not asking to eat leftovers. No one knows you eat his expensive takeout from the trash, and no one has to. I think it's better than asking for his scraps.

>>8043798
>but the landlord gets anal when people wear shoes in the house.
I bet he does, anon. I bet he does.

>>8043820
I didn't know he was until I was there after a while. There was HIV medication just strewn here and there with his name on it. The gay couple kept getting into fights so there was loud yelling and music 2 or 3 in the morning. The kitchen always had old food and dirty dishes on the table, counter sink so there were roaches and ants. There was even Christmas decorations lying about in the hallway, living room, and kitchen in fucking February.

The rent was overpriced cause it was in such a bad area in Seattle and more than other places nearby. I seriously will rather live with an Indian before living with a queer male for now on.

>>8043790
I work in Intel and anyone like that would have been fought in berthing. I know how deck/eng berthing is and that knowledge makes me doubt this whole story. He would have been beaten in any deck berthing I've ever been around.

>>8043722
>>8043765
Should have beat him with soap like FMJ

>>8043881
Doesn't work like the movies m8

Wish it did

>>8043798
Fuck, what is it with short fat gay guys wanting to walk around naked all the time? Nobody wants to see mantits.

I'm about to move in a few weeks and I'll be getting random roommates. These stories got me spooked.

>>8043905
>random roommates
you should be

>tell my housemate as he heads out the door for university that I made some yummy egg salad sandwiches, and if he ever wants some they are in the fridge
>I eat them all before he gets back
Even though I paid for and made them, I still feel guilty

>>8043402
My family had a rice cooker (Japanese Grandma, so, my mom was used to that being the standard way to make rice) that I got when my mom was gifted a new one. So, I never really cooked rice in a pot myself until I was probably about 22.

>>8044002
>ever using anything but a rice cooker
theres no point

>>8043905
Depends. You said random roommates? I will be very worried if it is student housing or something like that.

>>8043939

Yeah that's kinda a dick move, but I guess it's not that much work and if he really wanted it upon returning you could make him some more.

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>>8043063
>ask my roommates not to leave dishes in both sinks since I do my own cooking and clean my dishes when I'm done with them always
>the two say sure we'll try, but one of the other one starts inquring like I'm fucking retarded
>is still doing it

W-what? Jeez. my last roommate was a fucking cleaning autist, and now it's a complete 360 degrees.

When I feel better, I'm just gonna try and mass clean the kitchen since it's kinda dirty and I feel like if I ask them to clean it they'll think I'm retarded. So if I start clean, maybe I can convince them to keep it clean.

>>8043611
>le xd Alberta is like texas
No its not you faggot, it's a great place to live.

>>8044021

>So if I start cleaning, maybe I can convince them to keep it clean

Unless these guys are your best buds and you have a great deal of love and respect for each other, keep dreaming. Many people have irrational hatred for cleaning, I don't know why

>>8043798
I almost fucking puked and I like dick

>>8044093
Laziness trumps having a clean place for a lot of people. Most people WANT a clean place, they just don't want to clean. You can learn calculus but you actually have to take time and exert effort to study it; you have to actually get off the couch to have nice abs and a tight ass, etc. If you could acquire these things just by snapping your fingers, most people would have them.

>be asian
>always eat spicy ass stuff
>roommates avoid eating anything out of my compartment
>even declines when I offer
Except desserts, where they know is off limits and will eat only when I give them the greenlight.

>>8043798
This is why I will never live with someone else.

>>8043063
Why didn't you pick your roommates?

Also set clear rules at the beginning of the semester.

>>8043195
Just explain your feelings it's all a misunderstanding

I just read add grab my head out of disbelief...

I share a 5 room house with 3 guys and one girl.

We got 2 fridges and a one big ass freezer (helps to sort out the space)

>no one steals food
>once 2 weeks we go and by spices for our rack so anyone can use them
>everyone has their kitchen unit which no one ever dares to touch.

Even if someone will borrow my stuff and im in work, ill get a text or a message beforehand and they re-buy my stuff.

And its not some posh crew - we work, we party, we do stupid shit ... but we have that "keep your station tidy" programmed in our minds.

btw. Polish-Chech-Estionian crew.

>>8043798
Aw man, I may be going off topic here, but I can relate.

>next door neighbors are gay
>one is def
>other one is obviously damaged. Not necessarily flamboyant, but feminine and awkward. Definite Tumblr material.
>hang out with them because they smoked and weird one was into guitar like me
>he grows attached to me and starts awkwardly flirting
>I turn him down and try to move past it
>invites me over to jam with him on guitar
>tells me he wants me to play this new song he wrote about unrequited love
>cries when singing the lyrics to me
>I go home and try to ignore him
>I hear him arguing with boyfriend about me
>he obviously wants me to hear it since he doesn't need to talk while signing
>I learned basic sign language do I could communicate with def bf
>he was a really cool guy. No issues with him at all
>apologize to him about the whole situation
>he blows it off and confides that his awkward bf does this shit all the time

Let me just stop there. I got shitloads of fucked up stories about these guys, but I'll save it for another board/ thread. I can't think of one that's food related.

>>8044197
keep going, the mods don't care obviously

>>8044197
>tells me he wants me to play this new song he wrote about unrequited love

Stopped right there, cringed hard. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>8043905
Be prepared

>>8044021
Invite cute girls over, show them the mess and let them make fun of the roommate.

>>8043091
i live in a house of 7 random people off craigslist and i have only had one "incident" of a housemate drinking two of my shit cans of beer and she immediately apologised and said she was locked out and had to spend a few hours alone in the kitchen waiting and she offered to pay.

>>8043411
children under the age of 6 use women's restrooms and women have more bodily functions and effectively have diarrhea ine week out of the month.


it's no surprise it's dirtier.

>>8043445
nothing disgusts me more than people that have wives/husbands or children and still have roommates.

leasing cars is up there too.

>>8043415
why are you eating communal meals?

roommates are not family.

>>8044203
Obviously I wanted to. I just needed someone to take the bait.

>like I said, both gays liked to smoke
>they'd buy some weed from my roommate when def guy gets his social security
>I should also mention that awkward gay guy refuses to work, and calls himself a house wife
>awkward guy continuously gets too high and calls the ambulance when he has a panic attack
>his average is 3 ambulance rides a month
>one time he was smoking with my roommate
>he never had a bong hit before, and he didn't want to start now
>he asked my stoned roommate if he would take a bong hit, and then blow it into his mouth
>stoned roommate nods, takes a hit, and starts blowing it in to awkward guys mouth
>we suddenly see roommates facial expression change as he realizes what he's doing
>locks himself in room and texts me to tell gays to leave
>apparently that secondary hit was enough to get awkward guy plastered, so I escort him home
>I open their door, and awkward guy asks me to open the door to his bedroom for him
I know what you guys are thinking, but no, there's a plot twist
>I open the door and see see guy naked and masturbating to straight porn
>I try to close door before he notices me, but def guy sees me, tried to cover up, and yells out "CLOTHES DLE DOORH!" in his def accent
>I hear them arguing about the fact that it was straight porn for an hour straight
>obviously didn't need to hear this argument, as he could have been signing quietly the entire time
>even def guy is scream-mumbling

>spice rack is free
>pots and pans free to use as long as I respect them
>I clean all the dishes even if they're not mine because I have a weird thing about listening to people wash dishes
>not one issue of food related problems
>if I want something, I'll ask her, if she wants something, she'll ask me
>apartment is spotless because we routinely clean

It's a good deal.

>>8044289
...if you think a period is effectively diarrhea I rlly worry about basic health education in ur country

>>8044364
I don't mean to nitpick but I finally got annoyed. It's "deaf", not def.

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>>8044382
period = cramps.

the body can't determine what should be contracting so it all goes.

everything is on high alert, adding in sensitive tummy and high fat food cravings, dehydration (aka increase water intake to remedy it) and you get loose stool.

have you never heard of "period shits"?

This is perfect because I just moved into my new place, I've got a few /ck/ and non /ck/ related

>Be 2nd year uni student
>Find house with 3 other roommates
>One is shut in but keeps clean
>Another is typical stoner
>Other is dumb hippie girl
>Stoner would keep making pot brownie's
>Shit would burn in the oven
>House reeks of pot
>Not a day later stoner friend would tell us to clean dishes
>Tell him they're his
>Argue

Will post better ones in a sec

>>8044398
Oh shit, I really should have known that. Perhaps I've spent too much time listening to 80s hair metal. Thank you.

>bring dishes, silverware, other cookery to college apartment
>all roommates use it
>noone else cleans it
>get tired of cleaning it so just leave it all in the sink in hopes one of them will clean it up
>stays in sink so long it molds over
>clean it and then dump it in a donation box
problem solved
>one of the roommates wipes his ass and then dumps it in the garbage can next to the toilet
>never dumps the trash
>overflows 4 days after anyone else dumps it out
>bathroom smells worse than a portable toilet by day 6

>>8044480

>Dumps shitpaper in trash

Lemme guess, South American?

>>8044468
>Stoner eventually picked up a highschool girl off tinder
>They fucked really loud and left
>That was awkward but whatever
>She shows up again
>And again
>Again
>Everyone else is studying for finals and all we can hear this prepubescent girl getting fucked
>Tell him to keep it down
>Stoner says "Bro it's your fault for listening"
>Argue
>NIGGA WE HAVE HAD HEADPHONES AND SPEAKERS ON MAX KEEP YOUR SLUT IN LINE
>At one point he is trying to get her to socialize with the rest of us
>even though we find her annoying and immature
>At one point she's complaining to stoner
>I'm hungry cook something for me
>Hey anon how do you make pasta
>just fucking boil water, drop that shit in, take it out later and add sauce, christ
>While making pasta she keeps trying to add le random xD shit
>She wants to add various sauces that would make no sense, a fuck ton of cheddar cheese etc.
>Stoner says no that will taste like shit
>She has a tantrum
>Stoner calls me out
>"Anon you cook for yourself a lot, you think this is a bad idea right"
>Just say some gay shit about expressing yourself through the pan
>She adds all of this shit while trying to explain the Shrek is love/life meme to stoner
>The pasta abomination is eventually complete
>they eat a little and are visibly disgusted
>They eat maybe a quarter of the huge fucking bowl they've made
>Throw the rest out and leave a fucking mess of empty pasta sauce jars, cheese burnt on the stove top, and fucking spilled ranch or some shit

>>8043063
Just buy that fridge cage or a plain old chest and lock everything that's yours
It fixes 90% of roommate problems

>>8043169
Fill a sock with a soap bar each and wake him up with a good old fashioned beating

>>8043342
I like to think that everyone who has ever stolen from me is currently homeless

>>8044522
>Taking classes for summer to try and get ahead in degree
>Classes are all early as fuck
>During the break between the start of the summer semester and the end of the winter semester I rent out my room to a friend
>Move on to campus so I can walk to shit
>Friend tells me that hippie chick has completely let go of herself after some trip to India or some shit
>She smokes inside the house and just leaves tobacco guts when getting filters
>Keeps making pot brownies and not cleaning
>Keeps buying fresh, organic produce
>Never eats it and it rots in the fridge
>I know she's running off her parents money since I manage rent and always get transfers from her parents
>At some point she just starts letting random dudes stay over for extended periods of time without letting me know
>Friend tells me this
>Pissed as fuck
>Go over and find the fucker
>Somewhat fit but could never actually fight, still bigger than some lanky stoner
>Tell him to get the fuck out
>Hippie says no, let him stay, he has an xbox one
>I say no he's using fucking utilities and shit without paying which isn't fair to friends staying and paying their way, the xbox contributes to that use of utilities
>He keeps saying sorry and eventually say's he'll just leave
>wasted my day yelling at some random lanky stoner

>>8043415
But anon dice has 6 sides

Lived with straight women, they were fucking slobs. Lived with gay men, they were fucking slobs. Lived with two girls and a guy, they were fucking slobs. In all cases they stole food, in all cases they ruined some of my good cookware.

The only positive roommate experience I've had was, ironically, in Minnesota living with a lesbian couple and their friend who were all chill, clean, didn't touch my food or cookware without asking and actually knew how to cook themselves. We'd all chip in for pizza and get drunk and watch shitty b-movies sometimes, and one of the two lesbians would make large batches of cookies every other week and then eat like one or two and offer the rest to us.

>>8044522
This is what the fuck even with what you see on 4chan, it's just the details like her explaining Shrek meme all together to make a true horror

>>8043499
Have you tried dating men? Works for me. Homosex for the win

>>8044599
Nah, I have zero interest in men. Right now I'm just thinking that I'll try to better myself as much as possible and hope that better women will be attracted and in turn I will be more attractive to them. If that fails, I'll hope to God that Japan really steps their sex robot game up.

>>8043887
It doesn't ANYMORE.
My godfather used to brag to me about how they'd run a "blanket party" on "queers" during his time.

>>8043863
Speaking as a gay male, most of us aren't like that. You'd be just as likely to find a straight couple who act in ways like that.

I'm sorry to hear all these bad stories but most roommates are OK if you know them before hand

>2006 and I'm at uni
>start of 2nd year
>1st year lived in halls of residence and made two friends so we decided to move in together for 2nd and 3rd year
>1st guy is from a rich family and can't boil an egg but he's a decent chap.
>teach him how to cook basic things.
>his family come visit each month and buy him food which he often shares
>he once put fries in in a glass dish in the oven then after 45mins when they were ready he just reach into the oven with bare hands.
>luckily only slightly burned and not he'd I was there to tell him to run it under water for 5 min
>another time he tries to make a baked potato
>makes a baked cannonball
>I gave him some spaghetti for dinner instead
>we once ran out of toilet paper so he wiped his ass on newspaper and put it in the bin
>when I found out ass bit later I calmly told him he can't do that. and bought him some bog roll. that was the only gross thing he ever did
>2nd roommate another well off family
>every couple months his mum would visit and buy a load of food which he shared
>he was a good cook and me and him usually cooked meals for all 3 of us because cheap
>would always tell other roommate when we were doing dinner as sometimes he would already have eaten or be going to eat one of the ready meals his mum bought
>everyone was chill
>allways did cleaning and stuff and not much dishes left out for a uni house
>it was like the Young Ones but with 3 nerds
>once me and 2nd roommate were making dinner
>having a few beers while pans warm
>gas hob
>no heat
>oh man I forgot to light it
>haha
>sip beer
>haha
>press ignition
>pots pans and the metal grid thing that sits on the hob lift up and crash down
>feels like someone shoved me in the chest
>eyebrows singed
>hob is now lit but smells of burning
>look at each other
>faces red and starting to sweat
>holy shit
>sips beer
>cooks mixed grill
>it was great and we watched the Simpsons

>>8044682
>Burned hands in cold water
That's wrong, you are supposed to hold an IceCube I'm the burned area until it completely melts and you get no burns

>>8043130
Dude thats exactly how it works with each one of my housemates Ive ever had. It works, you need to be mature and explain what is disturbing you within the household too.

>>8043169
second your room mate story, ive got a couple that my spouse and i are rooming with, and we've sat down and talked to them at least 5 times in the last month. we ask them if the ac can be turned on, on those 35+ degree Celsius days and even though we pay half their rent, they want to charge us an extra $70 just to turn it on for a few hours. we live up on the 8th floor in a two bedroom apartment and the whole building is cooler than our apartment. yet they bitch at us for leaving the patio door open on these hot days where theres no ac, claiming that raccoons are going to climb up 8 brick balconies just to break into our apartment and hurt their cats. we also texted one of them asking (nicely too) if the ac could be turned on on a day it felt like 45 including the humidity, the out come of that was him just giving the ac away to someone else because "they needed it more than us" .they come from vancouver and blame the smell of actual skunks on us for it smelling like weed and that this tiny little smell drifting through the place is going to make their birds die and the cats sick, yet they never clean the litter box and thats making us sick from having to clean 20lbs of cat ammonia from their litter box. they say they clean it, but they just throw more litter ontop of the old shit. they leave their dishes to pile up in the kitchen without rinsing them off or even scraping old food into the garbage, even though we leave a sink empty for them to do their dishes, our two cups make it impossible for them to do theirs. AND we have done every garbage and recycling change since we've moved in, we purposely leave it to overflow to see if they will clean it, but only when its covered in ants will they do it. they wont throw garbage in the garbage, they leave it on the counter for ants. 5 times we've sat down to talk about these things and nothing changes... they just sit on warcraft. all. fucking. day. I hope I move out of this hell hole real soon.

>>8043063
I had a room mate with a shitty smash faced cat named zendra who had a catbox in the bathroom that always smelled like cat piss and shit. She wouldn't change the box, would instead scoop out the logs and leave it stinking next to the toilet. Also she was a vegetarian and alcoholic and would go to work at a nursing home still reeking of alcohol. She ate frozen dinners and watched tv and smoked nonstop. Why am I telling this story, I should be talking about the spider infestation outside Walgreens around the outdoor lamps they're spinning and swinging and getting megafat on swamp bugs and those lights are on all night holy mother of god so many spiders at walgreens when I went to buy more sudafed now I can't sleep and these posts are not interesting going to /b

>>8044793
>they come from vancouver
Ah, so they're nutty Chinese people?

>>8043176
thanks

>>8043490
I let potatoes rot once on accident and they smelled like a literal corpse

>>8044307
Flat mates. We share a house.

>>8044517
That or from one of the developing Asian countries.

>>8043798
The gays that lived in my place before me had a yippy little dog that did the same. They got evicted and did a bunch of damage to the place before they left.
Flamboyant faggots fucking suck.

>>8044546
> Britbong so no knife to cut the remaining two sides of the dice in half

>>8044859

Not even close bruh. They smell bad but not even close to rotting flesh from any animal.

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>>8044690

>>8043195
Should've cunt punched her

>>8044690
Using ice gives you blisters and slows down the healing process, numbnuts.

>former roommate is a party animal
>claims to have an interest in cooking
>excited because I began taking an interest in cooking when he was moving in
>he brings a nice grill, a blender, a cutting board for meat, a slow cooker, and a stock pot
>sometimes his mom would send him home with groceries
>he ends up cooking with those groceries once
>all other times its fast food or instant dinners
>blender was mostly used for blended drinks
>we watched a video on knives and proper knife use and care
>he's helping me make dinner an hour later and uses a dinner knife to struggle cutting an onion
>one time I go for my chef's knife and it's dull as fuck and needed to be sharpened
>Mountain Dew cans all over the place including the driveway
>an entire case of empty beer bottles in the driveway
>makes much more money than me so having him pay half the rent and nothing else should be no problem
>one day he says he's moving out the same weekend because he can't afford to pay rent anymore
>he's skipping/late for work because of hangovers all the time
>always buying coke and acid
>goes to a concert every other weekend
>paying for a divorce
>paying for a new truck (which he immediately crashed on my property coming home drunk)
>rent was only $250/mo for both of us
>now have to pay full by myself because he paid for a divorce and got back with his wife

I honestly don't feel bad about fucking his girlfriend when he was at one of those concerts.

>>8043201
spotted the libertarian

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>>8043765

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>>8043824

had almost the same roommate but instead of shooting himself, he shot and killed me

>>8044307
If you live with decent people i'd definitely go for communal meals. When you're on a budget it helps to use up all perishable foods and share spices.

>>8044620
I think your grandpa was just saying blanket party as a code word for gay sex with the queers.

>>8045054
Reported for underage

>>8044381
>weird thing about listening to people wash dishes
explain

>>8045012
>I honestly don't feel bad about fucking his girlfriend when he was at one of those concerts.
explain further

>>8045012

>fucking his girlfriend when he is at a concert

That is kinda hot. Are they still together?

>>8045012

Greentext story of fucking his gf

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>buy a bunch of chicken breasts for meal preps since I'm cutting
>2 days later roommate comes up and say theyre cooking for their friends and I can come eat
>they cooked all of my chicken and fed their friends with it

>>8043402
>rice
>steamed

>>8044599
Best part of beingbgay is being allowed to rough house

>>8045181
I just get weird anxiety about it. It's why I always just do the dishes instead.

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I expect we've all seen this but it's mandatory

>>8045002
Nope
I have tried it before and it's definitely the appropriate way to treat burns

>>8043387
wow.no shame since no one saw you

>>8044093
Just fucking kill me now famalam.

The rice is all caked on in their rice cooker, too. I'm hesitant to put mine even down there now.

>>8044255
lel, that would be a pretty sick play desu. Maybe once I start cooking they'll snap into it too, since I'm a better cook as near as I can tell.

>>8045234
the fuck is that molten mess?

>>8045602
Caramel.

>>8045365
Like you are scared they are washing them wrong?
im so curious

>>8043411
Yep, my ex gf used to piss in mugs in her room when the bathroom was occupied. Problem is she'd then leave them for hours without emptying them

>>8045234
>cutting

There's another way, anon. Self-harm is no good :(

>>8045862

Women need to learn to piss in #jugsnotmugs

>>8043091
This
>>8043195
And this

The only time I've ever had "food troubles" has been with females. They also have a propensity for leaving passive aggressive notes everywhere. Me and my male flat mates would just be all "meh, not mine," or "hey man mind if have some X" or mostly "what're we going to cook for dinner tonight, you got the last one I got this." I had a girlfriend in college that lived with three other girls I had either dated on the reg for a bit or fucked casually (we were all a bit bohemian back then) so I was kinda the "alpha" in that scene (meaning what I said went, being the guy, not claiming to be in any way a Chad), she needed a place to live, I introduced her to them. It was the most chaotic fucked up shit imaginable. Chicks are a fucking nightmare when it comes to sharing; they've virtually no concept of it.

>>8043798
>the landlord gets anal

Heh

>>8045191
>That is kinda hot
Literal cuck please go

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>Be poorfag
>Work part time
>Manage to rent a room in a house
>Landlord is like 70 year old Jew
>Other people renting are students
>I am 27
>I stand out
>I decide to start cooking real food for the first time
>Go to the store
>Buy some Bulgur Wheat because I hear it is tasty and easy to cook
>Buy like 4kg to save in bulk
>Take it and store it in the old mans food cupboards
>Think everything is OK at first
>Eat nothing but Bulgur Wheat for a few weeks
>Come into the kitchen one day
>Landlord and roommates standing around
>I take some Bulgur
>One of them laughs
>'The Bulgur Ogre is here, hide the Wheat Princess'
>they all laugh
>try to ignore
>over the next few weeks notice progessive little jokes entering the household regarding my wheat die
>walk past one of them in the kitchen
>they are playing Pokemon like an autist
>'oh hey anon... I love Pokemon haha, I like Squirtle but always choose Bulgursaur'
>laughs and walks off
>get pretty annoyed
>that night I take about 2kg of Bulgur Wheat in a rage and throw it all over his bedroom floor
>landlord almost kicks me out
>get banned from buying Bulgur Wheat

Mostly eat Polenta now.

I love these threads. It makes me feel good that I never go outside and dont know anyone.

>>8045965
Poor people should be all shipped to the middle of nowhere with no way of coming back
Luckily we are doing that now with gentrification

>>8045952

I am not a cuck I just like fucking cheating women. Guys who trust women are cucks.

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>>8043063
No crazy stories from me, but I did have some one who put salt in the fridge.
Who the hell does that?

My roommates have been pretty good but
>inna military reserve
>left for a course for like a month and a half
>my roommate at the time did not do dishes literally once the entire time
I had to throw out some cutlery because it was literally rusted. i didnt know stainless steel could rust. i thought that's why it's called "stainless"

he also didn't know how to cook or do pretty much any domestic stuff other than clean his room, which he didn't do. Not that I cared, because we didn't share spaces and he didn't stink (it was more just "stuff out of its place" than actual dirt and grime) but it was still embarrassing for both of us to have to teach him how to make pasta.

Otherwise he was good and accomodating but goddamn how he made it to his age without knowing how to cook or clean is beyond me. like, I saw him sweep once, it's not that he's unwilling to clean, he just literally doesnt know how

>>8043823
>Hilarious and original.
You bet it is you fucking faggot

>>8043836
hmmm oorrrrrrrr you could have asked him lime a normal fucking human being and not be doing retarded shit behind his back?

>>8044013
Making rice in a pot is just as good

>>8045189
>>8045197
what kind of story are you guys expecting

>had a roommate who would play/make weird experimental music a lot and at fairly high volume
see i have some memester friends who are also into vaporwave and doom rap but
>he'd fucking use a metal fork on my nonstick pans

i literally had to throw it out when he moved out. it wasn't in good condition in the first place (it came with the apartment lmao) but goddamn he DEMOLISHED that thing

he loved saucing up his pasta in a warm pan, which is legit, but fuck nigga use a wooden spoon or a plastic spatula not a goddamn steel fork u sh*t

that pan became the culinary equivalent of unironically listening to death grips

>>8046044

A detailed one

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>Be Italian American
>Before college was really obsessed with my heritage
>Told everyone I am Italian
>In College
>Have trouble interacting with dorm mates due to social issues/generalised anxiety
>Want them to know my heritage though
>Always hanging out in the kitchen
>Cooking Spaghetti, Pasta, etc so they know I am Italian
>Sometimes just drink Olive Oil in front of them
>One day they ask me to cook for them
>Think it may have been a dare
>I am excited
>Offer to make Spaghetti Bolognese
>Make sure to say 'BOOOOL-OGG-NAYSAY'
>big day comes
>I am excited as fuck
>Didn't realise it but I am a pretty poor chef at the time, just deluded
>Make a 20 minute Bolognese
>Spaghetti boils for longer than the meat sauce cooks
>Meat sauce has several large chunks of carrot, and I mean, like 1/8 of a large carrot size
>Use Olive Oil, Vegetable Oil, and highest fat beef
>Obviously it comes out disgusting
>don't realise it at first
>eventually one of dorm mates laughs
>'wow anon, this is a lot of orange grease'
>panic
>try to explain
>'oh that? no that is just the carrot silly!'
>make excuses for everything
>they say the spaghetti is very soft
>I say I used spaghetti from Pompeii, which needs to be cooked for a long time due to ashy texture
>they spend the rest of the year mocking me
>at christmas someone leaves a bowl of grease in my room
>'its a carrot for rudolph anon'

Hated those people but at least I am a more realistic person now
I am AMERICAN and not a great chef.

>>8046092
Holy shit.

Dude why

>>8046092
If your not jostling us then something is seriously twisted in your psyche.
What the heck my dude.

>>8046092
>>8046092

Reading this has made my day and cheered me up because I've been having a really shitty day so thanks.

>>8045191
The line above literally says that he got back with his wife. Unless his wife was somehow his gf too, no I'd say they're not together.

>>8046092
>Chef Boy-R-Dumb

>>8044364
continue

>>8046092
I figured this was a fresh pasta about eyetalians because of it's accuracy describing every single wop i've ever met. Up until the self reflection part that is

>>8044522
>and fucking spilled ranch or some shit
It wasn't ranch, anon.

>>8043063
That sounds like my siblings.

>>8043169
>worst roommate in the history of roommates
That's not: http://housematehorror.livejournal.com/1451.html
(Though to be fair it's got a high likelihood of being bullshit.)

>>8043798
BUM BUM BE DUM BUM BUM BE DUM BUM

That said, please don't let those faggots color your experience with all gays. Some of us are normal. If they're into drag and/or have gay voice or gayface, then those are the ones you generally stay away from.

>>8044093
Because they had shit parents who always cleaned up after them and never forced them to develop any of their own life skills. It's disgusting how many I people I met in uni who didn't know how to:
>Wash their clothes
>Cook food more complicated than a Hot Pocket
>Clean any part of their living space

They were also the same people who complained about being broke all the time and looked at me like I was retarded when I suggested they not eat out every day for every meal and cook some of their own shit.

>Try to teach a guy in my study group how to make spaghetti
>He only manages to make it to the water boiling stage before he says that he's bored and goes to his computer to play Hearthstone
>Gets upset when I take all the pasta and sauce home with me despite me being the one who paid for it and him doing nothing

Even more fun were the double-down retards who would brush off living in squalor by saying that cooking and chores were for women, then they'd date girls who refused to clean, so the filth multiplied.

>>8046026

Wouldn't that make it cake up faster from all the moisture?

>>8046566
Cold air holds less moisture.

>>8044480
We had a shitpaper binner at one of my old jobs. She started flushing once someone talked to her about it, might work for you too.

>>8045234
Put your name on everything you buy. That way they have no excuse to ever touch your food.

>>8045863
Bodybuilding cutting, not CRAWLING IN MY SKIN cutting.

>>8046577

But when you open the fridge door you a bunch of relatively humid air that cools down and has to condense somewhere. I'd imagine salt would be a preferred place for it to do so.

>>8043821
No they don't stupid faggot

>>8045197
>>8045191
>>8045189
>he falls for any woman that gives him the time of day
>so he keeps cheating on his partner
>thinks getting married will make things better
>I throw a party and invite a girl I'm trying to date
>she brings her sister
>the two meet and fall for each others degenerate hippie vibes (sublime, nirvana, weed lmao)
>a week later they start seeing each other
>wife finds out and he's kicked out
>sweet, free roommate who can get me weed
>things don't work out with girl I'm seeing, her sister is over every other night though
>eventually they're constantly "breaking up"
>her ex-boyfriend has gotten released from jail and posts a picture of her sleeping naked on his bed while she was "seeing her dad"
>she goes to the city with her friends and keeps texting my roommate teasing about meeting a cute guy
>another one of her ex-boyfriends posts on facebook about how she can't be trusted
>she comes over when I'm home alone and spills her guts about how she was only dating my roommate to see me
>I know that's bullshit but what's one more dick in her
>roommate is trying to get back at her cheating by cheating on her with another girl and his ex-wife
>this shitshow continues for another month before he goes back to his wife
>the girl goes and fucks around with two other guys who publicly chew her out on her bullshit
>she's wondering why people don't trust her anymore
>she had to move out of town to find some other sap, who she's probably going to cheat on in a month

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>>8043063
I bought some Bailey's coffee creamer once in college. Next morning I went to pour some in my coffee, only to find it was completely empty. I hadn't even used a drop of it. So I go and ask one of my roommates. He tells me he didn't take any, so I went to my other roommate. He had a different story. He said that he saw the other roommate fucking wasted last night and asked if he wanted any Bailey's, which he declined.

The first roommate I asked had gotten shit-faced last night and was so drunk that he didn't realize he was drinking a whole bottle of fucking coffee creamer.

>>8045013
underrated post

>>8043823
People fall down stairs all the time. That's how we handled it in the Army.

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>>8045965
>Bulgursaur

>>8045441
Different poster than the one you replied, but I can confirm. I have medical training and the best thing for burns, the kind that don't require medical treatment anyway, is to bring the temperature of the area down to around normal body temperature at a slowish pace. Ice cools it too quickly and the audden drop in temperature, much lower than body temperature. This will cause blisters which further damage the area. Best thing to do is to run it under luke warm water or stick the burn against your wrist. This will bring the temperarure down at a pace that minimizes additional damage. Burn cream afterward helps a lot, also.

TL; DR: Ice causes burns to blister

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>have pizzazz maker
>roommate uses it sometimes
>before he puts the pizza on he sprays the pizazz pan with Pam
>Pam gets all over the top part of the pizazz
>dumps garlic powder all over the pizazz pan
>makes it impossible to clean
>he never cleans it

>>8046761
Hi I had my fucking hand burned with an oven and I used ice and it didn't fucking blister meanwhile my moronic dad gets blisters all the time because water is enough
You are full of shit

I want to note, for everyone in this thread who has never lived with a slob before, that you cannot outwait their disgust tolerance. The kitchen could be encrusted in mold and flies and they wouldn't bat an eyelid. I have lived with people who will leave bowls of cereal in their room for weeks until it becomes so moldy that the milk becomes a solid mass. Rather than clean it, they will throw away a perfectly good glass bowl and piece of silverware. They'll leave cigarette butts everywhere and have a sticky, unwashed collection of liquor bottles in their bedroom, which constantly smells like weed. They'll eat your food and never repay you for it, even if you write your name on it. They'll expect you to buy all the groceries (without offering any money to help pay for them) and get pissy when you don't buy ramen and frozen dinners and tell them to fuck off and buy their own shitty food. They will track mud through the house because they can't be bothered to take their shoes off for any reason. They will make jokes about how lazy or stupid they are like they're positive character traits. They will never be disgusted by a dirty house or understand why a clean house is more efficient.

They just don't give a shit.

The best you can hope to do is repeatedly tell them that they need to clean up after themselves. If all else fails (and lease terms and finances permit) you give them the boot. End of story.

>>8045342
I'm not arguing at all there

>>8046092
You are a moron, I would have laughed at you too

>>8046762
>>before he puts the pizza on he sprays the pizazz pan with Pam. Obviously he is why you can't have nice things. Done. Throw away the PAM. Suggest a paper towel with olive oil and a rubdown when he asks about the PAM. Ask him to garlic the pizza before he moves it from the package to the pan. Yea, he prolly won't do that.

Anyway, for cleaning grease use a soft cloth (I go through a stack of towels each week in my kitchen, lay them on my sink in the laundry room, and wash them when I've got a few to clean) and a true grease cleaner like 409 or Cinch. It's what I use on my glass cooktop. Way better than a sponge or paper towel, works the first swipe to be squeaky clean.

Sounds like an ass though. Maybe if he cleaned more, he would be more careful day to day.

>>8046762
What the fuck is this?

>>8046769
At the same time, I guarantee that there's things that could be done to organize better to prevent some of the crap in people like this.

track mud in? Is there a mat inside and outside the door? Is there a coathook, wall hooks, place to sit to slip off shoes, and place shoes?

dirty dishes? Is there a double sink, a wash basin that can be kept with soapy water, a drying rack, someone that actually emptied the dishwasher after it was run.

Are there good tools? Broom that isn't from the dollar store, decent vacuum, gloves, cleaning supplies in a tote, brushes that actually clean a shower, and so forth. Poor people aren't going to invest, but they're required to do things right. Is there a swiffer? OR is there a mop someone has to wring with their hands, in the yard, witha bucket, or just easily toss that wet rag in the trash from a swiffer (I like a cuban mop, and I wash the mops in the washer).

Lived with 4 friends for a couple years a while back. I love my friends to death, but fuck would I never live with them again, with the exception of my bro Steve.
>I worked mornings at the time so I always had to get up early for work
>One roommate would play either guitar or drums moat the night, constantly waking me up
>If asked to stop, he just switched to a different instrument
>Dishes never got done by anyone else
>Steve is the only one who had an excuse as he worked constantly and did all the yard work/snow shovelling
>I once let them sit for a month and a half and still no one cleaned them
>Someone kept jizzing on the shower curtain then would leave it there
>One female roommate
>Makes slightly less than everyone else so she paid half what we did, was still late constantly with her money or claimed not to have it
>She would leave passive agressive notes around the house constantly
>If dishes didn't get done she blamed me, even though she did literally nothing around the house and worked less
>Her mom once came over when it was just her at the house
>Her mom stole bill money, some computer equipment, and prescription medications
>Would constantly try to start fights with everyone
>On the few occaisions she did clean, she took easily four times as long as everyone else

>>8046799
>Is there a mat inside and outside the door? Is there a coathook, wall hooks, place to sit to slip off shoes, and place shoes?
Yes. They walked right past them and straight onto the carpet every time.

>Dirty dishes? double sink and drying rack
Yes. They'd keep multiple foot and a half high stacks of dishes in their room for weeks and then suddenly dump them all in both basins and on the counter (provided they didn't throw them away instead) and leave them there so they could fill up their room with more dishes. On the rare occasions when they could be bothered to run the dishwasher, they would never unload it, opting to just pull dishes out as they needed them.

>Good tools?
Yes, but I was the only one who used them.

Tools weren't a problem. The house setup wasn't the problem. You could have a perfectly optimized cleaning system, but it means nothing if you're the only guy in a multi-person household using it. I have to reiterate: some people just do not give a fuck.

No one should have to babysit a bunch of filthy retards.

I had a roommate who would eat anything I left in the fridge so I started fapping into all my leftovers. This went on for almost a year.

>>8043402
>He literally just boiled the rice for like 15 minutes, strained it and tried to eat it.

is that wrong?

>>8046441
Alright, let me tell you what's been going on recently.

>I don't live next door to them anymore
>unfortunately they added me on Facebook
>they both break up, but are still living together
>awkward guy still doesn't want to work
>I see posts about him playing guitar on downtown streets, trying to make money
>you know what, that's respectable
>my old friend hangs out in downtown Portland also, and posts a video of him playing
>oh fuck
I don't know if you guys are familiar with voodoo donuts in portland, but it's really popular because marijuana
>motherfucker is walking the line to voodoo donuts and serenading the poor saps
>he drops his pick, continues singing in his high pitch falsetto, and tries to pick it up
>falls
>now I should mention that he doesn't have an open guitar case or a bucket to collect money. He just dtops playing to collect change
>from what awkward guy posted in facebook, only 3 people have him money, and it wasn't even enough for him to take the bus back home
>but awkward guy is on Facebook that night, posting that everything went well and that he's finally happy
>literally 3 hours later
>he posts about how fucking depressed he is and how he's been crying because deaf bro doesn't love him anymore.
>he's talking about moving in with his dad
>he's 40
>sends me a message asking if I'm going to come back to Oregon to visit
>"I don't know, man, I'll try"

>>8045801
Nah, I'm not worried about them washing it wrong. I think the sound of someone washing dishes drives me nuts, which is why I prefer to do them.

>>8046042
sure it can be just as good but the consistency and convenience of a rice cooker can't be beat.

>>8044117
>asian
Rotherham asian,panasonic asian or dog eating asian?

>>8046927
huh. thats interesting. well at least its a helpful compulsion?

>>8043097
No its not equal. They are eating your healthy cooked food while you are eating garbage

>>8046889
>he's 40
Oh god, I thought he was a cringy 20-something this entire time. This makes all of this ten times worse.

>>8046962
Yeah, my roommate loves it. Also, it helps she doesn't take advantage of it. Like I said, we get along great.

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>>8043063
>been living with roommate for a couple of months.
>we've been buds for a couple of years
>Blue Bell ice cream comes back onto market for first time in a long time after the outbreak
>wake up and walk into kitchen at about 1am for a glass of water
>view roommate standing in front of fridge in the dark illuminated by the light of the fridge
>roommate is naked as a jaybird. not even socks
>he's holding our new gallon of pistachio against his torso while he digs into our communal gallon with a spoon
>learn that roommate has a late night sweet tooth and sleeps in the nude

Not only did he not have the courtesy to scoop a serving into a bowl, but he potentially exposed out communal gallon to his body and pubic hair. The next morning I looked for no body hair in the ice cream, but I laid awake for hours thinking about how he potentially contaminated OUR ice cream...that and his giant nipples.

>>8047010
You should've told him to rub the ice cream on his nipples.

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I was cooking blue apron recipes for my roommates for a while when I could afford them(only question was would you guys enjoy this? no recompense asked).

then I had to change jobs and I'm not allowed to share hamburger helper because I didn't "throw in on it"

my cheap but still decent food I manage to throw together is constantly ransacked.

It was way out of proportion I admit but one of them was a pot dealer so I staged a break in and stole his safe. half an elbow of decent mj, another ounce of their personal (some of the best dope I ever smoked) and almost $2000.

There was tons of other stuff in the house to fuck with or steal but I kept to that because it was drugs. It's all in the game.

>>8047108

haha you are a peice of shit

>>8043063
Put peppers in EVERYTHING, OP. Find whatever throws him into an aspie fit and dump it full of that.

>>8043387
That's not really that sad. I mean it was boxed, lol you should have asked though.

>>8046840
Typical cunt. The one doing most of the work should keep busting his ass, everyone else should work just asuch as him and she doesn't have to do anything at all, maybe she can manage everyone else or take everyone'soney and buy shit "for the house"
I don't know why you let them pay less, if you aren't fucking her you owe her nothing, hell I bet she fucked someone to have her back

>>8047134
lol, there was more shit than that. that's just the food related stuff.

I gave $1500 to my parents (told them where I got it) since they had been helping me out and blew the rest on a few nights out with friends. shared the shit out of the pot too.

I regret nothing.

>>8043828
underrated

>>8043063
I've had several roommates. None has ever eaten any of my prepared foods. ONce one used two of my eggs and soon as I came home he told me and said I could use the eggs that he was planning on buying the following day

>>8043169
call the police and landlord and get him evicted

>>8043863
The only gay male in knew was HIV and a complete fucking slob. Utter filth

>>8043190
>miami
>living with couple
>4th floor condo
>wake up
>go to take a piss
>see hair straightener is plugged in
>still red hit
>look whats in between
>used tampon wrapped in used pad
>edges are black, bathroom smells
>bring it out to her and yell at her
>she yells at me
>move out a week later

Roommates can be fucking awful sometimes.

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My roommate was just an idiot, not a douche thankfully

>cooks eggs in butter constantly
Hey man that's a lot of cholesterol to be eating every day
>It's OK bro this is organic there isn't any cholesterol in it

>roommate decides to go low carb
>he's eating a sandwich
Hey man that bread has a lot of carbs in it
>It's OK bro this is wheat bread there's no carbs in it

What really took the cake though was he refrigerated everything. Candy, chips, hot sauce, you name it. He constantly thought I was about to get a raging case of e coli because I left butter out
>mfw he got food poisoning from month old ground turkey
I think he thought the fridge was magic

>>8047743
>being that guy giving unwanted lectures about diet
It doesn't matter that he was doing it wrong, you're an ass.

>>8046577
>keeps potato chips in the friege

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>>8046953
>mfw

>>8047743
>cooks eggs in butter constantly

D-don't most people do this?

>>8048095
nah man, you gotta try eggs fried in bacon grease

>>8046888
you put in enough water that the rice can absorb all of it and be cooked when each grain is engorged but there's no excess water left
this nigga tried to cook rice like pasta

Once roomed with 5 other guys in a duplex. Long story, but landlord basically lied to me how many people would be there. Eventually we all got evicted because he hadn't filed for a renters licence (not uncommon in a college town, double check that shit).

>2 anime/vidya manchildren, whiny fucker, depressed dude, me, and cool roommate
>Would do communal shopping: everyone made lists, 2-3 guys bought the stuff, split the bill.
>Me, depressed dude, and cool roommate drank, others did not
>Unpacking 6 pack of beer and whiny fucker has a fit
>"Hey, that's like $8 beer, I'm not paying $1.50 for something I'm not going to drink!"
>Remind him how we all agreed groceries would work.
>Continues complaining
>Tell him there's plenty of stuff he asked for that I'm not eating.
>Keeps complaining
>Tell him yeah, he's paying for my beer and he has everyone right to have one, and I don't have a problem with it. Just like I have every right to his cereal and hot dogs. But I'm not going to eat that and he can have mine, just like he's not going to drink the beer and I can have his, but we're not going to fucking meter out the food because that's plain crazy.
>Sulks away
>Doesn't cause any more trouble with groceries but keeps muttering to himself how unfair everything is whenever we're in earshot.

This was also a guy that told us there was no way he could have mental problems because both of his parents were psychologists.

>>8044578
Lesbians are either bat shit feminazi crazy or chill af. Knew a couple in high school who were pretty dope. Never had a couple as roommates tho

>>8043201
"a slice" could be interpreted literally as "one slice" or it could be interpreted more vaguely as "until you're full" or even more vaguely as "yea, just fuck my shit up"

>>8043499
>I once told her that it stunk and it was her job to take care of this thing
>literally told me: "If the smell bothers you, you clean it up"

giant red flag. someone like this is either inconsiderate or irresponsible. or they like the smell of catpoop, which is not the kind of weird most people want. good job dodging a bullet mate.

>>8048106
>why not both

>>8048293
He kind of has a point though lol. What if you bought weed with the grocery money?

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My best friend was my roommate for a brief period and has come over to cook a few times. Not a shitty roommate, but I found some of his /ck/ shit pretty amusing.

>he moves back into town from the city
>let him stay at my place until he gets things figured out
>parents brought me a shitton of meat (dad gets it cheap because he works for Tyson) and barely manage to fit it in the freezer
>I go to work and let my bro help himself to the meat
>stop at home between jobs
>he's making ramen with a frozen steak
>of course he overcooks the fuck out of the noodles and veggies by the time the steak is edible

>he comes grocery shopping with me
>spots pic related
>tells me I should totally get it because it would be so great and eggs would be so perfect
>why the fuck would I want that. I already have a small pan for the rare instances when I cook only one egg
>oh but it makes the perfectly round egg you should get it
>I already know how to keep my eggs round. I'm not as lazy as you, nigger.
>oh you're just a hater as always
>he used to room with his cousin in the city, who is also a close bro
>this guy has been cooking since grade school, worked several restaurants, 2 years out of culinary school
>tell him about this shit
>he had apparently bought one when they were roommates and he starts ranting the same shit I did to drill how retarded the thing is into my bro's head

>for whatever reason he begs his parents for a pack of ground beef they had in the fridge and takes it over to my house for burgers
>get fry station ready while he's seasoning the beef
>he wants to add onion and chops it up like Marie
>tell him to leave it alone, I'll be back to finely chop it, I'm gonna go fire up the grill
>grill is having trouble lighting, spend a few minutes fixing it
>once going I go back and the onion is gone
>massive chunks of onion in the beef
>cook anyway because I didn't want to pick apart the beef
>awful burgers made of raw onion
>he says they're the best burgers he's ever made

>>8045013
Go back to plebbit

>>8047010
>been best buds for a couple of years
>didn't know about the late night sweet tooth
>made a big deal about it instead of being a bro and talking it out

>>8048293
He does have a point though, even if you were splitting the bill, he probably should have paid for only the things he wanted. If he was paying for more than that because of some split bill thing, then he was getting screwed over.

>>8043063
i must be lucky, my roommates arent retards

>>8043195
You are in the wrong ultimately because you took the passive aggressive approach and never criticized her.

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>>8044814

>>8045370
God I fucking remember that thread

God I am so glad I can afford to live on my own I don't understand how people can cohabitate with a stranger.

>>8049158
They say different, anon.
:^)

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>share a fridge with room mate
>every time he does his groceries he packs the fridge and freezer completely full with his stuff

>>8046026
>salt in the fridge
Nein!

>>8046092
>Be Italian American
>Before college was really obsessed with my heritage
>Told everyone I am Italian

All Italians do this, I swear to christ. Every cooking show I've ever watched has some fuck who has to say, "I'm Italian, I know what I'm doing." Usually lose in the first round.

>>8048608
Those fingers look like almonds.

Living with gf parents. Dad is a diabetic fat ass who constantly eats all of our food then nearly dies and complains that it's our fault for buying "tempting food". I work in a bakery so I'm always trying out new recipes for cakes and what not. And he will eat the entire cake, and then plays it off like it's a joke and that we shouldn't be mad that he eats all of our stuff. It's gotten to the point that I cant buy any frozen food because he will eat it all and I basically have to buy meals every day which is expensive as fuck because it's a 20 minute drive into town in top of 15-30 bucks a night for food.
If I buy coffee creamer get goes thru it in two days and even if I buy food he dosent like he still eats it. He's had to go to the hospital several times now because of eating too much sugar. Recently he just ate an entire container of dipping chocolate. Can't wait to move out in a couple months

I just went and bought my roommate a six pack because of this thread. Holy shit I lucked out with mine.

>Clean
>Cool
>SENSIBLE
>On time with rent
>Communicative
>A total bro

>>8049520
He deserves his imminent death.

>>8049539
sounds like hes working on it

>>8043790
That's why I fucking hate playing anything with /v/. It's nonstop cringe and pain. I only play Halo with them because, well, I don't wanna play alone. Being drunk helps tolerate their shittiness by being loud and obnoxious myself.

my housemate is so fucking retarded..after cook he left the pan at the side of sink with cream sauce in it,,tfw when he didnt wash it for a month and mold start built up in pan..literally there is a plant in it..thats not the first time he did shit like that..other time me and other housemate (who is non-retarded) noticed that our plate, bowl and etc. missing and we knew who was the culprit..already tired with his shit just turn the eye blind..when the landlord wanted to check the house for heater..BAM..exactly at the moment he brought out a tower of plates and etc..my friend and i just shake our head..honestly what a failed parents to teach their kids this basic stuff

>rent a house with four of my friends
>we're all clean, polite people
>only problem is that the fridge and pantry are always crowded
as long as we clean out the fridge once a month or so we're fine though.
Only kinda gross thing is that one of my roommates pretty much lives off of pizza rolls and corndogs.

>>8045965
>Bulgursaur
Fuck you, that was hilarious

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>>8045965
>I like Squirtle but always choose Bulgursaur'

Current housemate isn't horrible but she separates the lids from the containers, even my containers. Result is you can never find the lid to anything, and about 3/4 of the containers don't even HAVE a matching lid. I know. I tried them all. So most of the containers are useless. I'm slowly stocking the cabinet with cottage cheese containers to use, but they tend to retain fragrance so they aren't the best.

Just why.

>>8043195
>she once got mad and screamed about kicking me out when I didn't dry the stove off after I washed it off when I was done cooking.

I had a bitch try this on me but it was the sink.
She wanted me to dry the sink out every time I used it. Yes, dry it. I never did, fuck 'er. Had to eventually call the police on her for threatening to put all my stuff on the curb next time I went out, then had to blackmail her to get my rent payment back for early move-out. Control freaks are fucking nuts. Needless to say she never cooked anything in her life. They got takeout sandwiches every day. They do that shit just as a powertrip. Best thing you can do is not put up with their shit for even a moment.

>>8048095
This guy knows what's up. >>8048106

>>8043798
My apartment shared a wall with a unit that (I'm assuming) a gay couple lived in. My bed was right up against the wall and so was theirs so I would usually wake up to the sounds of gay sex at 6am every day. After a couple months I think they started using the apartment as a gay porn set because there were constantly 5 or 6 gay guys in there being loud and having sex. Who knows, maybe they were all "friends" or swingers or something.

>>8048608
What is that even for?

>>8049520
Sounds like he has an eating disorder.

>>8049943
Gays are pretty promiscuous anon

>roomates make toast and throw knife in sink even though it takes 1 second to clean and all of the knives are in the sink by dinner time
>mum puts tomatoes, carrots, onions, stock cubes etc. in the fridge
>keeps leftovers no one will ever use.
>see leftover onion and tomato in the fridge, mum makes curry, look in fridge, onion and tomato still there
>weighs same amount of rice everytime for same amount of people
>always too much
>puts leftovers in a bag and dumps in freezer
>she goes away and me and dad dump several kgs of God knows how old freezer burnt rice amongst 10 year old petrified carrots and refrozen pork tenderloin

>>8043099
If you got your own room then just keep all your valuables in there.
And yeah I lived with 4 girls in a 3 bedroom house.

Hair everywhere. Bras always hanging in the bathroom. Etc etc
Best thing I ever did was bake random sweets and leave them on the kitchen counter so those bitches could stay fatter than me

>>8043490
ive forgotten about a few potatoes and had the gnat swarm before too.
Mine completely liquefied. there was no evidence of solid potato left.

Not much of a smell at that point though

>>8046881
you should have taken pictures of every single meal you did it to and then given them to him

>>8046092
kek

>>8044255
>>8045590
>Implying they won't fuck your chad roommates while you're double D ass is cleaning the kitchen and walking their dogs

>>8044021
>When I feel better, I'm just gonna try and mass clean the kitchen since it's kinda dirty and I feel like if I ask them to clean it they'll think I'm retarded. So if I start clean, maybe I can convince them to keep it clean.
been there, tried it, it doesnt work. at best if they're your friends they will make an attempt and maybe it will be clean for a week but after that its gonna go back to the usual. cant be helped

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>>8043063
could post and have posted several stories in these threads but this one is just funny in an absurd way if anything
>move to an apartment rented by friends
>together we're about 4 people but there are always a lot of other friends that sleep over
>one of the room-mates is this neurotic wannabe-actress girl that works as a bartender
>actually working as an actress would be perfect for her since she's always so melodramatic without even trying
>on top of that she has some OCD about personal hygiene
>literally bathes up to 4 times a day
>when she is taking a shower she IS IN HIGH HEELS
>yes you read it right this girl takes a shower on high heels so she doesnt touch the floor
>one time I get back to the apartment and she is cleaning the floors wearing only a bra and panties
>j-just like in one of my japanese animes
>she wasnt bad looking either, but I always felt that making out with her would be like making out with a piranha
>she eventually got behind on the rent for a few months, landlord lady was surprisingly chill with her despite being a piece of shit herself
>moved out to live with some other girls, eventually we found out she owed a lot of money on rent there as well

>>8051590
>when she is taking a shower she IS IN HIGH HEELS
>yes you read it right this girl takes a shower on high heels so she doesnt touch the floor
This made me fucking diamonds.

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>>8051650
its funny because some girls cant walk 10 feet in high heels and here you have this chick taking a shower with them

>>8048608
Do you have any tyson related stories via your dad that you can tell us?

>>8049520
Children eventually turn into their parents.

>>8046036
fuck off this is 4chan

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>>8046092
>>I say I used spaghetti from Pompeii, which needs to be cooked for a long time due to ashy texture

did u really say this

>>8051872
got a source on that, anon?

>>8043091
The problem is all these horror stories are poor fags living with poor fags. I moved in with an unmarried work mate who owns his own house. I did this because I don't want to live with my parents but I need to save for a house deposit. Since we don't have money neither of us care if I eat the frozen pizza of his in the fridge when I'm drunk at 2am. The next day I got buy another frozen pizza or just give him some money.

>>8052135
we have money* sorry drunk eating frozen pizza

>>8045012
>I honestly don't feel bad about fucking his girlfriend
Things that never happened for 300

>>8046787
Some garbage shit that hipster fucks use instead of an oven to bake their pizza

>>8043402
wtf anon, rice can be boiled

>>8044793
Shit nigga, format your post properly. It's kinda hard to read.

>>8044416
Don't mention the period shits. Jeezus.

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>live with mom and sister
>they both put their period napkins and related trash into this tiny metal trash bin
>mom keeps telling sister to go and dump it out, but sister never does
>sister starts complaining that it has bugs in it
>they just keep procrastinating
>one day hear mom screaming "HELP HELP" and yelling at me across the house
>she's standing at the front door holding the period can and needs me to open the door
>let her out
>she drops the can ASAP
>turns out all the period trash had turned into a bright green soup
>was fucking FULL of flies and maggots
>was caked right into the bin lining
Bitches are fucking disgusting.

>>8052551

>mfw i use a menstrual cup, never any pads or tamps to throw away, no stinky period blood trash
>save bankloads on top of it
>I do put my shitty baby wipes (gotta have clean assets) in the trash though, but I hide them so flatmate can't tell

>>8050127

My flatmate leaves food in the fridge until it goes bad. She just threw out an entire rotisserie chicken. Usually she buys quarts of milk and lets them go bad, too. I just don't get it.

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>coworker and a friend of his live with my BF and me for few months
>coworker oddly feminine and friend total fat fuck
>both total normies
>BF and I share groceries and the two of them share their own groceries
>volunteer to pick up milk, eggs, and bread for the house and have the two of them pay me back for everything at the end of the month
>coworker drinks almost a gallon of milk a day
>thinks it's funny and takes pride in it
>fat fuck eats a spoon full of peanut butter every night
>runs out of his crappie store brand and starts eating my not-so-crappy brand
>starts stealing my food without thinking I'd notice
>just add the value of the food to the end of the month total with the milk, etc
>coworker assigned to sweep floors
>does so two times within the entire 5 months he lived there
>took so much pride in cleaning the stove once and complained about no one else ever does
>both collect dishes in their rooms
>rarely have any dishes to use and end up cleaning out their rooms when they're gone

To top it all off, they're Bernie supporters and filled the generalization of they felt entitled to anything without putting any effort into it (not trying to make this political, just thought it was an interesting correlation). The coworker is also a legitimate cuck.

BF and I ended up moving out a month before the lease was up because they're stupid and thought 5 dogs in a house would be cool.

No more roommates. Ever.

>>8044064
Case in point.

>>8052574
>flatmate
britbong detected
also just because he didn't say shit doesn't mean he didn't notice

>>8043097
Just start burning/throwing away literally any food they bring home. Leave nothing of yours in the fridge that they can have either. Scorched Earth motherfucker.

>>8052697
>tfw /fit/ and <120 lbs and eat THREE SPOONS CMON

>>8054334
Do you eat out of someone else's peanut butter jar though? Do you reuse the same spoon for each spoonful?

>>8044416
theres no worse digust with yourself than with period shits

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>Me and best friend from my hometown rent a place out where were going to university
>Want a 3 person place because its slightly cheaper
>Meet 3rd person via craigslist ad, 23 year old white dude who is a computer science major
Seems reliable, right?
>Has chrohns disease (which I am sympathetic about), but throws away toilet paper wads that he didn't quite wipe his ass with but perhaps dabbed his anus with in my trash bin, to the point it overflows and they spill over and he misses entirely
>Have to play hop skotch to take a shit in my own bathroom. Same wads would be there for WEEKS until I got so pissed I would sweep them into his room (right next to our shared bathroom)
>Eventually request he maintain the trash can if he insists on doing it (he believes throwing it in the toilet will clog up the line). Doesn't
>Also took out the trash maybe 3 times in 8 months, never did dishes, couldn't even get the dish to the sink itself, and would royally fuck up the counter after I or my friend would spend over an hour making the kitchen seamless
>Progressed from hoping he would just get the message and become a respectable human being, to nicely requesting he would fix these things and help more, to being passive aggressive, to outright shit talking him

Thankfully the roommate we found to replace him is the polar opposite.

>>8054729
>I couldn't use words because I'm too much of a bitch to speak up
>therefore, I'll sweep his garbage into his room and still say nothing
>confused as to why he would listen to you after you pull shit like that

You sound like a woman and a generally annoying person

>>8054765
>I couldn't use words
I requested 3 different occasions before that, nicely too, that he discard the papers

you sound like a presumptuous faggot

>>8046769
This is so fucking true, one of my good friends moved into a house that me and a few other friends had finished gutting and fixing up.

He. Was. An. Absolute. Slob.

We had that house not only spotless, but repainted, patched, bathroom replaced, kitchen appliances fixed and polished, you name it.

He destroyed it in under 6 months. His bed was nothing bit cig ash and dirty unwashed clothes. The hardwood floor had a layer of black scum. Pop bottles used as cig astrays for months, carry out boxes left to rot, black marks and flith all over the walls. And the bathroom lol, should of been condemned.

Now the food related part. Somehow he ended up busting a 3 year old fridge up to the point where I didn't know it was the same one. And it couldn't keep things cold anymore, the rotting Chinese food, pizza, and something that now resembled sludge was in there.

No matter how you think you'll wait out a slob, it won't happen, they eat, breathe and live in filth. They are completely fine with it.