ITT: We post the worst condiments I'll start

>>8034784
..I didn't even know they made mustard.

Does Heinz make anything that's actually good?

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>>8034784
I agree that Heinz Yellow Mustard is garbage but if you mean mustard in general then you can fuck right off.
Anyway I vote all ketchup, fucking 0/10 condiment.

>>8034784
Go eat some more ketchup and white bread, dork

>>8034794
ketchup

>>8034784
You don't like yellow mustard, or all mustard? What about mustard seeds?

Yellow mustard has it's place when used with other things. It's basically just a mild vinegar with undertones of mustard seed; nothing too offensive.

>>8034794
Ketchup. Beans. Worchestershire sauce.

>>8034823
>beans
>condiment
Found the britbong

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Interestingly enough, this is perhaps by far the worst ketchup I've ever had

All condiments are good or bad depending on what you use them on and you are literally autistic if you just refuse to ever use a particular condiment in any situation

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>>8034784

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>>8034899

>you are literally autistic if you just refuse to ever use a particular condiment in any situation

The anon above you literally posted a bottle of HFCS. There is no situation in which you should be using that as a condiment.

>>8034899
It's fine to not like a condiment but the people who go X IS FOR MANCHILDREN LOL are manchildren themselves. That said >>8034842 is the worst BBQ sauce in existence.

but mustard and ketchup are good. what happened to this board?

>>8034953

/ck/ Never liked ketchup.

>>8034958
I like it on my well done steak

>>8034953
shut up homo

I really dislike ketchup - reading through this thread I see I'm not alone in that dislike. If it's offset by another condiment, I don't mind it. But just by itself it makes me gag.

>>8034794
Malt vinegar

all ketchup and commercially produced mayonnaise

>>8034842
I fucking hate sweet BBQ sauce, it's all people eat around here. The vinegary kind is how BBQ should be.

It blows my mind when people don't like mustard. It's so good on hotdogs, burgers, sandwiches, I mean just delicious.

But I guess that's how people feel when they hear I hate tomatoes.

Mustard is amazing.

>Cheap
>Low in calories
>Has depth of flavor and pungency
>Mixes well into sauces/marinades
>Can be used directly on food to make it taste better

I just had roasted potatoes with generic brand yellow mustard and it was delicious. I don't even have ketchup in my pantry but I use mustard all the time.

>>8034842
Kill yourself with a rusty fork.

any tarter sauce from the store.

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>>8034784
Worst shit ever invented

>>8035311
This
Like I don't eat ketchup or mayo alone, but if they were combined, I'm ok with it.

>>8038013
Nah senpai. The problem with mayo is that its used in so many unnecessary places (e.g burgers, beans)....however when used appropriately, its great.

>>8034784
>>8034832
>>8034842
>>8038013
flyover shibboleths

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Tiger sauce.

>>8038123
>shibboleth guy calling people floyvers
You're one of them, florida man

>>8038139
>i'm an ignorant americuck who thinks only one person can use big words
my sides

>>8038141
I'm here 50 hours a week and that word was never used on this board until florida man (aka you) started spamming your reaction face folder

>>8038148
>people can't start using a word after seeing it

>>8038131

what is it?

>>8038148
>50 hours a week
dumb foodNEET

>>8038150
>learned the word shibboleth from 4chan
And here I was feeling bad about myself for spending 50 hours a week here

>>8038156
Its never used correctly around here though, so be careful.

Its a meme word that 12 year olds have no real grasp of.

shibboleth means to give away your demographic by your posting method

>>8038165
>poster: I live in San Francisco
>4chan illiterate: lmao, shibboleths a coastie
Stop trying to use words above your reading level

>>8038175
that's not what "posting method" means dipshit

you're just mad because the shibboleths are easy as pie on this board

>>8038178
damage control: the post

>>8034784
fuck off, ketchupfag

>>8038180
>retard mad because his buzzwords shibboleth his cringeworthy redditesque demographic : the post

>hooch
>ragamuffin
>shibboleth
Add one to the list of common everyday words that /ck/ can't and won't understand

>>8038203
>ragamuffin
the fuck is this

also hooch is a synonym of moonshine

>>8034914
>HFCS

I bet you don't know shit about it.

That being said, ketchup tastes amazing on fried chicken and you're seriously missing out.

>>8034958
/ck/ was never this faggy about it though. Reddit nucucks everywhere.

>>8034829
Your reading comprehension is atrocious.

>>8038013
>Hellman's
>not Blue Plate

No wonder you hate mayo.

>>8038242

>live in america
>don't know shit about hfcs

Sure thing, pal.

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>>8034899
This is for you

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>>8038629
>>8038636

>>8038636
I;m thinking about thos Beans

>>8034784
Cheesy Sauce from Heinz. Goddamn I love their ketchup, but pretty much everything else they made is a shit. Especially "cheese" sauce.

>>8038242
>ketchup on chicken
look I'm not adverse to using ketchup but damn you should not be putting it on chicken

>>8038670
Why not?

>>8038646
i drank this

>>8038699
i'm sorry for your loss

how was it

salt

>>8038670

On tendies or nuggets it's fine

>>8034784
What about that Heinz 57 sauce bullshit? I can't even recall how it tastes. I tried it once and completely disregarded it. Like ketchup's annoying little brother...

>>8034796
Chup is good on burgers but I think that is it

>>8034842
Good on tendies/nugs but that's it

>>8038722
Not >>8038646 but I tried this as well. It's a hipster-tier stout with sriracha mixed in.

I honestly think I prefer MD 20/20.