Hey /ck/, New at cooking. What should I call this dish?

pattitis a la pastuzzi
and u kiss ur thumb and index finger every time you serve it and poeople ask what it is

>>8028025
Loneliness.

Pasta a la losing control of one's life.

>>8028025
I wouldn't call it a dish, but thats all semantics.
Call it 'can only get better from here'-dish

>>8028025
Apathy

>>8028025
Are those Hamburger patties?

>>8028025
sadness

>>8028025
Rock bottom or close to it.

>>8028025
Hamburger Helpless.

>>8028041
>>8028036

Pasta a la angelica

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>>8028448

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>>8028448
This one is great.

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>>8028448
fucking great

is that a tervis tumbler?

"I tried."

>>8028295
I was going to ask the same.

If they were breakfast sausage patties I'd like to try it.

>>8028439
about to play dark souls for the first time. is it as hard as they say? should i even bother?

>>8028534
You hatin' on Tervis, boy?

>>8028550
It's challenging and demands patience, attentiveness and caution. You'll die a lot, and the only way to progress is to learn from your many deaths. You decide if that makes it sound too hard.

I think it's completely worth the bother, or at least the first one is.

>>8028561
what about the second and third? i only have a PC, so bloodborne's off the table.

>>8028563
1 and 3 are best
2. Not so much

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>>8028448
I'm so glad I stopped by /ck/ before bed.

>>8028025

how about a classic like "poor"?

maybe "b.o. and virginity"

>>8028567
thanks—any reason why 2 isn't worth the hype?

>>8028563
The second one is fine but doesn't really compare to the first and only has a few tenuous links to it. Some people like it for this, some don't. The third one is much more like the first and has a load of references to it. If you like the first one, play 2 and 3. If you like 1 but don't enjoy 2, jump to 3.

>>8028575
great, i appreciate the heads-up. thanks, anon

>>8028570
fuckin lost my shit

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You should make some beef circle and chicken next time

>>8028609
LOL VIRGINS XD

>>8028615
Triggered virgin detected.

>>8028618
How is that insulting though?

>>8028557
I love tervis. born and raised in venice, florida. gotta have me some tervis

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>>8028534


Yeah it's a tervis, I have two. The meat was two veal patties I bought from a dirt mall, the pasta was cooked, I ground garlic pepper overtop.

>>8028635
>only two
lame

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>>8028025
needs veg

>>8028650
I didn't have veg to cook

"alone again"

>>8028550
Dark Souls is not even a hard game
Something like Aurora or Ninja Gaiden is hard

>>8028295
well, if they are and op had nothing else to work with ( literally just hamburger patties, pasta, Parmesan cheese and seasoning) than yeah, fine job. If you had milk/cream, butter, or a few other things you could have made a sauce that would make that dish edible.

>>8028025
Lonely bachelor fridge leftover pasta
Serves two
Eaten by one

>>8028484
>>8028507
>>8028517
At least make some kind of effort to hide your samefagging

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>>8029043
Sorry to disappoint you, anon.

>>8028913
>ninja gaiden
dude, i played black when i was 10 and it wasn't that difficult. NGII was literally DDR for your controller. i'm more worried about dark souls' obtuse game mechanics, which i'm encountering now.

>thief? wanderer?
>old witch's ring? twin humanities?
i make these decisions based on my character's name, plotinus. i have no idea what i'm doing

>>8029322
The mechanics are fairly straightforward, you'll be fine.

>>8028460
upboated

>>8028025
Call it "Fuck."

>>8028025

dinner

>>8029322
>i make these decisions based on my character's name, plotinus. i have no idea what i'm doing
And thats the nice thing because none of it effectively matters that much. Youll end up with the same results but take a completely different path then others. Dont spoil yourself the refreshing feeling of mystery that youll find nowhere else anymore

>>8028611
>I heard you like potentially raw chicken and extremely overcooked beef

Like why tho

>>8028025
"At least i tried"

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>>8028025
this

>>8028025
burgered pasta

>>8030165
winrar

>>8028025
why are you hiding that chocolate milk bro

>>8028025
The Poverty Plate.

I'd still eat it.

Tear apart the patties next time, maybe add tomato sauce or paste and water. I'd also consider milk as an option to add over tomatoes. It just looks a lil dry.

But not bad OP, I've made meals like this before and I get more pussy than most of 4chan.

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>>8030169
It was actually one of these guys.

>>8030289
I cut up the veal patties while I was eating it so it wasn't a big floppy meat disc.