Does /ck/ approve of auntie anne pretzels?

those who insult auntie anne's pretzels online die in the real world

>>8024815
/ck/ is a bunch of socially-stunted fuckups who project their deficiencies with a superiority complex they convey on an anyonymous image board using their "patricianess" as a defense mechanism to tear down others who enjoy simpler pleasures.


(but yes, I enjoy a good pretzel-dog)

>>8024815
They are disgusting and make whatever part of the mall they're in smell awful.

>>8024827
excellent point made. i enjoy my daddy's cumsicles, because *i* enjoy them, not because i'm coerced or pressured into enjoying a rare ingredient by /ck/ that i don't actually like. i will not waver or conform.

>>8024815
>Little place that sold pretzels in the mall near me closed down a year and a half ago
>Nowhere else in town where I can walk up and buy a nice, warm soft pretzel while I'm out
This fucking sucks ;_;

>>8024847
Downvoted

>>8024864
Well, you enjoy the paternal dickmeat because you can't make a concise point as well, but don't worry friend, I won't tell :^)

Only if you work in a mall.
Or my ass.

>>8024815
I've only had it once but it was so salty I wanted to puke.

>>8024915
shut up bitch

>>8024961
That's why you get the cinnamon and sugar ones.

Their pretzel nuggets are great