Is there anything worse than hearing your stew start to boil

>>8023360
yes.

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>>8023360
Americans don't shit, they shart in the mart.

Having the stew start to boil over in the same room while you're taking a shit.

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>>8023377
or in the white house. pic related..

>>8023377
>babby's first epic forced maymay

>>8023360
Yes running to turn off the heat with shit running down your leg and someone comes home.

Don't ask faggots

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>>8023386
Hello, Mart sharter.

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>>8023377

/int/ get out.

>>8023391
um... w-what happened

>>8024852
I said don't ask. And look what you go and do.

>>8023377
Dubs don't lie

>>8023360
Coming home after a 12 hour shift hungry as hell, checking the slow cooker you put on in the morning so you didn't have to cook. Salivating at the thought at soft, succulent, spicy shredded beef. Been thinking about this all day it's going to be so good

But you didn't turn the slow cooker on so you have a tin of soup and a cry

>>8023396
>2irritant.jpg
You never stop shitposting, do you? You post this image at least once a week.

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>>8026353
wut?

>>8026353
>common 4Chinks reaction image
>must be the same guy posting it.
You're a little too naive to be here I think.

>>8026364
I'm saying if you're going to shitpost nonstop, you should at least change your filenames.

>>8026382
I'm supposed to believe everyone who saved that image has it saved under the same specific name?

>>8026383
>women laugh at me irl and I'm getting really upset by a picture.
PTSD mate, see a shrink.

>>8026392
I'm just trying to help you out, man. If someone can track your posts across multiple threads because of your style or your filenames, you're doing something wrong. I'm helping you become a better Australian shitposter.

>>8023360
>Be me
>need to shit but feels like it's going to be a noisy and unpleasant one
>play music LOUD before going to the bathroom (next to my room)
>shitting commences but because of the music, housemates don't hear anything
>2 tracks in, VLC shuffles to a porn vid that was accidentally in my music playlist.
>can't leave the toilet so just have to put up with the embarrasment.

No one said a word.

>>8026345
yeah, that's pretty bad.

>>8023360
>Is there anything worse than hearing your stew start to boil over in the other room while you're taking a messy shit?
I take things off the burner when I leave the kitchen, even for the bathroom or to answer the door. What if you broke a leg while you were away? Well, you might burn to death.

>>8027885
that's fucking gay m8, are you in the kitchen the entire time if you're making a stew that needs an hour on low?
>What if you broke a leg while you were away
No problem, you're gonna have to call for help anyways