Best vegetable only recipes?

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>>8014262
tnx senpai ill try it

no a recipe but the best veggie only meal i can think of are those pre made dumpling from trader joes. thats some good shit right there my man

>>8014256
Is that on a plane? That's amazing. Bet they were allowed to smoke afterwards as well.....lucky.

>>8014282
its a studio familia

Ratatouille

Vegetable soup:

Get a big pot.

Add olive oil to pan. Fry onions and garlic.
Add about 1/2 kg of mixed vegetables such as carrot, potato, sweet potato, beetroot.
Add one stock cube.
Add about 300mL-400mL water.
Allow to cook for about 30-40 minutes. Taste.
Check if soft. Mash if desired. Whizz in blender or food processor if desired. Serve with a drizzle of fine quality oil, salt and a little pepper (optional).

>>8014256
You know what's the hardest part when eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.

>>8014287
That's a strange looking "studio"

>>8014312
Came here to post this.

Vegetable chili:

>In a pot (medium-med high), add 1-2 tbsp oil of your choice
>Add chopped onions and salt
>Dice red potatoes, carrots, mushrooms and put aside.
>Un-can corn, pinto beans and tomatoes
>Add the vegetables you diced into pot and stir around for 5-8 mins.
>Salt, pepper, ground cumin and paprika to taste
>Add canned stuff (Drain the corn water and bean water, but leave tomato juice)
>When the pot comes to a boil, lower heat to low-medium and cover pot with lid for 20 mins

Eat.

>>8015599
Another one is stir-fried cabbage. It's ez and cheap.

>Wash cabbage.
>Cut in half (I save the other half for later)
>Start chopping into thin slices
>Have shallow pan ready with 1-2 tbsp of oil of your choice
>Heat should be between med and high
>Add sliced cabbage
>Season with salt (or soysauce), pepper and a tiny bit of sesame oil
>I add this Korean powdered red chili pepper for spice
>Depending how you like your cabbage, you can cook until it looks kinda transparent, but I likes mines still kind of crunchy
>Enjoy with rice or rice noodles or as a side dish

>>8014256
corn on the cob.

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Shakshuka

>Sauté onion, paprika/red bell pepper, garlic
>Add dried paprika, cumin and whatever the hell you want
>Add canned tomatoes and let it simmer for 10 minutes
>Crack a couple of eggs over it and throw the pan in the oven for 5-7 minutes
>Add feta cheese and parsley

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Red lentil stew

>Sauté onion, garlic, ginger, cumin, ground coriander seeds.
>Add washed red lentils, crushed tomatoes, and water. Simmer until lentils are tender (20-ish minutes)
>Stir in cooked potatoes and carrots. You can also dice them finely and add them in the beginning but I prefer this approach in terms of texture.
>Serve with greek yoghurt and olive oil. Obviously a very basic recipe - I almost always alter it slightly.

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Pea risotto

>Standard risotto approach with vegetable stock.
>Puree some peas into a paste. Add most of it to the stock (which is being added gradually) and save some for adding last-minute along with the butter and cheese.
>Fresh whole peas are added last minute

>>8014632
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Roasted root vegetables w/salt/pepper evoo/lemon juice.

Roasted mini peppers w/basalmic reduction.

Coconut lentil stew

> caramelize some onions over low heat in butter or vegan fat of your choice
> remove onions from pan, turn the heat up
> add oil, add spices (turmeric, paprika, cayenne pepper, cinnamon, cardamom, mustard powder, ginger powder, onion powder, garlic powder, black pepper, for example, others if you wish) and mix into a paste of sorts
> once the spices have "bloomed"
> add onions back to pan and roll them around in the oily paste.
> add chopped chili and garlic
> add lentils (pre-boiled or not)
> add coconut milk
> add tomato paste
> keep it bubbling until a.) the lentils are cooked. b.) the consistency is the way you want
> add salt
> add some garnishment right before serving like coriander leaf and lime juice
> serve over rice or as is

>>8015787

Risotto isn't a vegetable.

>>8014256

seven cucumbers
right up your ass
then ride a bike
in your fucking hemp suit
you vegan fuckwater

>>8014256
pasta

>>8014256
pizza

>>8018024
>you vegan fuckwater

What did he mean by this?

>>8018024
Sadly my anus is not able to hold 7 cucumbers. Also I'm not a vegan. I was just curious if it is possible to make something good using only vegetables.

>>8018024
If there was an angriest person of the year award.