Guess what kind of person I am based on what I eat

me

morning - fried chicken

noon - fried chicken

night - fried chicken

>>8010475
a faggot

>>8010478
African American gentleman.

>>8010475
College student, who the fuck just eats dry oats that's weird as heck.

>>8010478
ketosis 80lb skeleton of a human being from bulgaria

>>8010475
what the fuck? 6 apples? what the fuck? a madman? what kind of a combination is beans, blueberries and oregano?

>>8010475
Morning: 40 oz 6% beer, 6 little cigars
Noon: 80 oz 6% beer, 6-8 little cigars
Night: Whatever beer is left up to 80 more oz, 6-8 cigars, 2 packets of ramen or make spaghetti. Meal usually varies but those are common.

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>>8010475
A horse.

>>8010478
An American.

>>8010484
A faggot.

>>8010497
An alcoholic.

>>8010475
Arrogant faggot, skinnyfat, weak

>>8010478
meme

>>8010497
Uncle Max

Me:
>Morning:
1 cup of coffee
Smoothie: 400 gr wild berries, 2 raw eggs

>Midday:
Baked or roasted fish
Salad on warm days
Vegetable stew/soup on cold days
Cold green tea

>Evening:
Herbal tea
Meditation

>Snacks:
Fruit
Vegetables

>>8010475
Aspbergian night owl who likes electronic music and pokemon.

>>8010475
Morning: Forgot to eat

Mid-morning snack: Lactose-free Milk kefir

Noon: 2 BLTs, a bowl of pumpkin spice cheerios

Night: Bowl of Brown Sugar steel cut oats


>>8010475
Healthy

>>8010478
Dylan?

>>8010497
>cigars
Are you Ron Perlman?

>>8010559
Sounds like you're making it, anon.

>>8010588
A university student majoring in business who leans liberal and thinks they're poor despite being moderately well off.

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my menu today:

morning
> whole milk yogurt with mint extract and chocolate chips
afternoon
> homemade cocoa with cinnamon
evening
> BEEF Flavor Top Ramen with 3 sliced carrots, 3 eggs, a spice blend, red pepper, black pepper, ginger, and mustard; 1 can of PBR; homemade chocolate chip pecan cookies

>>8010475
Today I had McDonalds twice. Each time a big Mac and a double to go because I had a big bottle of coke at home.
That's pretty much all you need to know to figure me out

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morning:
>vyvanse
>two cigarettes
>water
>a few bites of my daughter's steel-cut oatmeal

noon:
>another vyvanse because why not
>1.5 cigarettes
>cold-brewed earl grey

night:
>a few bites of a sourdough baguette w/ blue castello
>a random vitaminwater

>>8010559
I'm going to guess you get hit on by gay guys quite often

>>8010475
a retard

>>8010478
good

>>8010497
good

>>8010559
alright

>>8010647
?

>>8010647
Single mom?

>>8010559
>uncle max

>>8010588
>Ron perlman

25 Year old autist surprisingly.

>morning
One mug of very dark French pressed coffee, black, washed down with whole milk

>noon
Onions, garlic, potatoes, tomatoes, kale, all scrambled with three eggs.

>snack
dark chocolate

>evening
Macaroni and cheese

>>8010656
hah, might as well be—but unfortunately, i'm a fucking white male.

>>8010643
no fries? was it a jalapeño double at least?

>>8010667
Did she run away with a drug addict or something?

>>8010672
i mean, she married me, so... yes?

>>8010671
Screw paying that much for fucking potatoes

>>8010677
what, a dollar? i mean, you're already getting two big macs, which is the most overpriced, overrated item on their menu.

srsly senpai, just pound a few grilled onion cheddars and jalapeño doubles instead.

>>8010675
Oh cool you are trash, well I guess if you are both in the picture it's still better than a single mom and if it's not syour daughter can always escape reality with drugs

>morning
porridge cooked with a grated apple, topped with chocolate chips, chopped walnuts and sliced peaches

>noon
smoothie made of banana, frozen strawberries, greek yoghurt, honey, rice milk, vanilla bean paste, walnuts, bit of salt, cinnamon and nutmeg

>evening
scrambled eggs with grated zucchini and spring onion, sauteed mushrooms and garlic, fried cherry tomatoes, served with a piece of wholemeal toast and butter

>snack/dessert
piece of wholemeal toast with nutella and peanut butter spread and sliced banana on top. plus a glass of milk.

>>8010681
It's 3 dollars here, prices in the us puzzle me

>>8010681
There arent spicy things in McDonalds here either

>Breakfast
Fried egg and tomato on toast

>Lunch
Apple and peanut butter

>Dinner
Barbecue chicken with a baked potato and steamed green beans

>>8010682
>trash
i have a doc in neurodegenerative diseases, and my wife is working on her PhD in analytic philosophy.

>>8010691
>>8010688
where do you live? in the bay area, carl's jr. costs $15 for a medium combo, whereas in TN it costs $7 or so.

>>8010697
Great, I think I have a neurodegenerative diseases, I was forzed to take both clonazepan and risperidoneamong other cocktails of drugs for over ten years since I was 8 and now I have a hard time remembering normal everyday words all the time like I have to Google 5 words an hour and I forget names and lots of simple things, sometimes I'm reading something, get distracted for a minute and then immediately forget

>>8010743
i'm no MD, and even if i were, it would be irresponsible to diagnose over the internet, but i'm curious...

>do you have any physical symptoms, like fever, stiff muscles, or shakes?
>have you had unprotected sex in the past couple of years?
>have you ever been prescribed warfarin or any other blood thinners?
>do you have a history of recreational drug use, specifically opioids?
>have you experienced any waking visual hallucinations?
>how long have you struggled with word recognition?

>>8010693
24 year old white man.

Breakfast: chicken fried steak with hash browns and over easy eggs

Dinner: chicken fettuccine alfedo

Breakfast: Country pate, flax seed toast, cream cheese, Greek yogurt, chicken, eggs, tofu, coffee, bone broth.

Lunch: Broccoli, green beans, gravy, cheese

Dinner: Green curry made with pork, chicken and rabbit.

>>8010475
I eat this most days, high threshold for boredom when it comes to food.

>Breakfeast:
Oatmeal porridge with PB and raisins, coffee.

>Lunch:
Leftover from dinner, water

>Dinner:
Noddle and veg stir v. chiken strips, can of soda

wake-up - protein shake

breakfast - large smoothie with greens, 2-3 vegetables, 1-2 fruits, and berries. taken with fish oil and vitamin d.

at work - green tea (sometimes an energy drink)

afternoon - chicken curry over rice, beef stew, or fish with steamed vegetables and roasted potatoes

night - lots of water, sometimes a beer or two on weekends

>Breakfast
different every day

>Lunch
different every day

>Dinner
different every day

>>8011640
Hmm, I'm gonna guess you're retarded.

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Morning:

English Muffin
2 fried egg whites
1 fried whole egg
3 turkey sausage links
1 english muffin
coffee plus L-Theanine

Lunch:

Mixed baby green salad

Dinner:

Pan roasted Salmon
Mixed Greens
A few bites of creme brule

Then I had a protein and milk shot, 3 pic related, and smoked my Vuse e cig till I fell asleep.

>>8011684

just one english muffin, that is

Morning :
Coffee and cigs/hash j

2nd meal of the day (Varies between noon and 9pm) : Usually pasta (Pesto or "carbonara" with a fuckload of cheese) or a sandwich/kebab

3rd meal if there's one : White or green bean stew with pork

Loads of coffee in between

>>8010647
>vyvanse
Are you fucking taking that recreationally??

>>8011684
Neckbeard that's sort of in good shape but also vapes ecigs so maybe a little bit of a dudebro as well

Here's what I eat --
Breakfast, coffee and whatever else I can find available at 8am, the are where I work is scarce for food. Sometimes I don't even eat, I'll just have coffee.

Lunch, usually nongshim ramen cup of some kind because they're cheap at convenient stores.

Dinner, if my SO makes something it'll be like bagged chicken or what ever he grilled like steak or kebabs. He loves cooking any meat but fish. If I make food its usually pasta or potatoes.
Or I don't eat dinner and go straight to bed where I shitpost on various boards until passing out happens

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>>8010475
Morning:
Oatmeal with cinnamon and milk, cup of coffee

Lunch:
Brown rice or lentils, chicken or tuna

Dinner:
Same as lunch sometimes, or peanut butter on toast

-your friend from /wg/

>morning
Coffee

>lunch
pasta with something or skip and go to dinner

>dinner
pasta with something if I didn't have lunch

>>8010789
Sorry I completely forgot about this thread
I'm really fucking overweight, consequence of the medication and being given too much money and shit, I have been like this all my life
I never had sex
I have no idea I'm not exaggerating by claiming I must have taken 50 different things during my life
No drugs, I got really drunk a couple times with friends but now i drink 4 or 5 times a year
Yes but only a couple times
Word recognition?
Memory all my life but it's gotten way worse the last 5 years

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Morning: still asleep

Lunch: leftover half of a salami sub

Dinner: six tall boys of steel reserve

Pic unrelated.

>>8010683
Middle class white woman.

>>8010821
The rabbit and curry combo threw me off. Are you central Asian or some shit like that? Are you an Indian that lives in the middle of nowhere and hunts? It sounds delicious though, I've only had rabbit in stews.

morning: nothing
noon: nothing
night: huge bowl of rice and goulash with green beans

>>8010475
Feminine man

>>8010497
Slav

>>8010559
Superiority complex

>>8010588
Low discipline, job at family business

>>8010639
Modern trade worker, 24-28 single male, probably cell phone repair

>>8010643
fat ass, tech job, depressed

>>8010647
stay at home dad, aspiring writer

>>8010661
fitness oriented + finance degree

>>8010683
renting in a trendy part of town, childless by choice, "chasing" your dream but really you just go to work and spend time on whatever

>>8010693
you stopped going to church but you pretend for your parents, have had many successful relationships, and you pay your bills on time

>>8010802
love dogs but you don't have one

>>8010821
half Asian

>>8011623
35 divorced jerk off to vanilla porn

>>8011639
"you guys should try hot yoga" "my isolation tank experience really helps me"

>>8011684
plays video games and gets blackout drunk twice a month

>>8011804
you fucking hate your job

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>>8010475
This kind

>>8010490
>>8010475
Why would you make that your name?

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>>8010475
Morning: Cereal

High Noon: Cereal

Night : Sweets and fruits

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Morning: Sleep
Noon: Sleep
Evening: Pasta
Night: Pasta
After midnight: Pasta
If there are greens at home all meals are replaced with salad

>>8012113
22-26 woman that doesn't make much money and watches anime

>>8012707
the farthest you've been away from home is a country that borders yours, Canada probably, when you were a kid

>>8012717
You don't really have strong opinions on a lot of topics, but you wouldn't consider yourself shy

>>8013176
you don't lie to yourself but you don't have much self control

>>8013252
medically underweight weeb

>>8013279
you don't respect your parents

>>8013285
NEET weeb depressed

>>8013301
> you don't lie to yourself but you don't have much self control

You're probably right. I'm not sure I could quit drinking if I had the motivation, as I have before, but I'm in a spot where I don't really care enough to.

>>8013301
Since the topic is cooking that weeb stamp actually hurt. Can't really deny it tho.
I'm the only one in the house that cooks anything other than pasta qq

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>>8013301
>you don't respect your parents

I love my parents tho

morning - energy drink, 2 cigarettes

lunch - an egg, spinach, tomato and roast turkey sandwich, hastily eaten in my car (50/50% chance of skipping)

dinner - 3 pieces of left over chicken parmesan with a freshly made side salad

before bed - large glass of milk, 3 pancakes with syrup

>>8013417
Single. White. Male. 24. Office job.

>>8010478
A nigger or a chinese

>14:30
2 crispbreads with cheese, 0.5l mug of drip coffee
>18:00
Two bowls of sodd.
It's a soup-like traditional dish that I buy in a bucket. It's got potatoes, carrots, celery root, leek, some weird grey meatball-looking things and meat cubes. and stock, of course.
>19:30
120g ice cream and half a bag of bbq crisps
>03:00
2 crispbreads with ham and cheese.

>>8013666
Bartender or waiter.

>>8012113
Completely unrelated to the topic, but when did the term 'dudebro' turn from meaning protein chugging, beer binging, ripped, vapid cunts to meaning neckbeard lite or something?

>>8013683
It didn't. Special snowflake millennials think that they can use terms that refer to people that make them mad interchangeably without regard to how the rest of the world understands them.

>>8010475
>morning
Protein Cheerios
>lunch
a sandwich
>dinner
pasta

>>8010789
>>have you had unprotected sex in the past couple of years?
not him, but no.

>breakfast
plain yogurt, wheat bran, a small banana

>lunch
spicy chicken soup with turkish style bread, mixed green salad with a tiny bit of feta cheese

>dinner
grilled chicken breast on rice, some kind of vegetable side dish, usually mix of cauliflower and broccoli

>>8010475

Breakfast: Whisky, black coffee, cigarettes, scrambled eggs/smoked salmon

Lunch: Gin/sandwich

Dinner: Medium rare venison/mashed potatoes/roast vegetables+ bottle of red wine+whisky

Dessert: Whisky, someday a bullet

>>8010475
>Breakfast

lole I don't eat it, except on 'weekends', and then it's usually Eggo blueberry waffles. On weekdays I might have a glass of whole milk.

>Lunch

Polish sausage or stuffed oven made chicken breast or chorizo, maybe some broccoli, maybe some carrots. Sometimes a burger in place of the sausage/chicken. Sometimes I have some of those waffles, too.

>Dinner

Sausage again, chicken again, burger again, sometimes fish or steak. Potatoes are often had wit this meal, including the baked cheese-laden, and roasted, varieties. Ditto on the carrots and broc. Fish and steak are also sometimes had. Usually a Pepsi or other carbonated Jew drink, and beer for desert will tie it all up.

>>8013846
White. Late 40s or early 50s. Likes shooting. Small town. Divorced. Cooks with charcoal.

>>8013876

Half white. Early 20's. Big city in Canada. Single for 5 years. Never cooked with charcoal in my life. Hey at least you tried.

Morning:
Oatmeal with 700 calories of extras

Noon:
A literal shit ton of vegetables with 5 cups of various grains and beans

Night:
Peanut butter and banana sandwich with some fruits and nuts

>>8013876
The whisky breakfast made me think single and older. Venison led me to think you like hunting. The bullet made me think divorced. Medium rare and roasted veg made me think you like grilling.
Oh well.

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>>8013929
/fit/ poster. Probably gay. Won't admit it.

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>>8013973
Meant for>>8013890

>>8013990

It's ok anon. I love you.

morning: black tea with cream
noon: nothing
evening: meat and vegetables

Morning:
Banana

Lunch:
Fried rice and asian marinated chicken stir fry with onion garlic red pepper carrots squash, a ton of sweet basil

Before Bed:
Yogurt, grapes, crackers, sharp wisconsin cheddar cheese

>>8013867
Overweight greasy white boy, likes metal

>>8010475
Morning - usually dont eat breakfast anymore or I eat leftovers from the day before

Lunch- pasta and veggies or something, sometimes marinated beef just simple and easy to make foods cause I hate the kicthen where I live

Dinner - sometimes go out to eat with people usually Thai food or indian

I drink through lunch and dinner and everyday.

Sometimes snack on snack food like chips or maccas or kfc probably once a week

I drink wine or beer because I am poor.

>>8010475
>morning: 6 apples, dry rolled oats straight from the bag
A horse?

>breakfast
a poptart or donut if I have them, otherwise I skip it
>lunch
some kind of frozen meal, usually one of those healthy choice steamer things, a yogurt, and a can of pop
>dinner
white rice and a chicken breast, some kind of asian or indian sauce, some vegetables, usually canned or frozen but sometimes fresh, and a glass of milk

>>8010475
morning: nothing

noon: granola bar if I'm hungry

evening: mapo tofu

>>8013984
only a little

>>8014042
Overweight and white, but I shower every day because >physical labor (I-it's just a summer job I s-swear!), and dadrock is my preferred genre. Nice job, dude.

Breakfast: chickpea salad with tahini and lemon juice

Lunch: just a snack of beef jerky

Dinner: mixed mushroom pie, ginger cookies and mead for dessert

morning: Banana oatmeal
afternoon: Beef Aglio Olio with a fried egg
snack: Apples/roasted chicken wings
dinner: Rice with steamed fish, kale and slow-cooked pork

>>8010643
Don gorsky

>>8010475
>breakfast
Cornflakes with milk

>lunch
Spaghetti and meatsauce with beans and spinach.

>dinner
Same as lunch

breakfast - 2 weetabix biscuits plus skim or soy milk

midmorning snack - pineapple or some other fresh fruit, maybe nuts to go with if I'm super hungry

lunch - salad containing egg, turkey, ham, or chicken plus lettuce and tomatoes, usually no dressing

afternoon snack - usually nothing but sometimes a protein bar

dinner - skinless chicken breast, tuna or salmon, steamed veggies, multigrain roll or crackers

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>>8014313
>>8014084
>>8013929
>>8012707
Some faggots on a diet.

>>8010475
Breakfast: Depends. Usually cereal or croisssants, sometimes toast or bagels with butter
Lunch: 3-4 Pieces of fruit vegetables (Apple, bell pepper sliced, handful of cherries, fruit juice), carbs (usually a tortilla with whatever I want inside), and a pack of biscuits or some shit
Dinner: Varies
Night: Plain tortilla w/ peanut butter

morning: Rice with raw egg cracked into it, miso soup.

noon: Celery and carrot sticks with grapes.

night: Teriyaki Salmon and Rice with steamed broccoli.

hint: my eyes are squinty

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>>8010821
>Green curry made with pork, chicken and rabbit.
>One could conceivably make curry with more than one kind of meat in it at a time

>>8010697
>i have a doc in neurodegenerative diseases, and my wife is working on her PhD in analytic philosophy.

Well at least one of you have a useful doctorate.

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>>8014941

>>8010802
>>8013266
These both accurately describe me. Good job

Morning: nothing
Lunch: nothing
4pm-1am: 12-18 shots of rum or whiskey
Dinner: pomegranate glazed lamb sirloin with mushroom-pea risotto
1am:64 oz Gatorade, 800mg ibuprofen

>>8015327

i would describe you as "conflicted".

commit to either giving a fuck or not giving a fuck.

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>>8010478

Breakfast: Usually nothing because I choose sleep > breakfast
Lunch: If I'm at work, then a serving of steak fries. If it's my day off, then rice with stir-fried vegetables and tofu. Or just loads of carbs because why not?
Dinner: Usually homecooked vegan chili, or vegetable and lentils soup or anything else I feel like cooking that is vegan. Vietnamese spring rolls, not that chinese fried shit, mmm.
If I am lazy, then I just eat half a watermelon.

Snacks: fruits, vegetables, nuts, rice crackers etc

Drinks: Water, sometimes La Croix mixed with a fruit juice if I want something carbonated.

Breakfast: 2 eggo waffles, dry

Lunch: Half a little ceasars meatsa pizza

Dinner: the other half of the pizza

>>8015757
Manchild /r9k frequent poster, also fat

Breakfast: Pancakes

Brunch: Cookies

Lunch: Ham sandwhich

Dinner: Pasta w/ alfredo sauce

>>8015767
what gave me away?

>>8015833
I saw a mirror senpai

Breakfast: Cereal, yogurt, coffee

Lunch: Turkey sandwich, carrots, broccoli, a couple boiled eggs, water

Dinner: Grilled chicken, rice, black beans, green lentils, water

>>8015685
found the Waloon
you are male, young, and have been feeling sadder and sadder in the past year

>>8015877
aspiring /fit/izen
you're out of university and gainfully employed
used to be fat but not anymore
you live alone

>>8015927
Damn...dead on

>>8015916
The only thing right is that I am young.

>>8015685
>eating vegan unironically
Kys

>>8015916
>la Croix
>male

Dead giveaway anon

>>8013184
close! lower class white woman.

>>8010478
Southerner

Morning: Some baked good, most of the time a crossaint. Paired with a cup of citrus water.

Mid-Day: Pizza on good days. A meal with rice for when I want to feel good about my diet.

Noon: Random snacks. Often chocolate, sometimes crisps, maybe toast or other bread occassionally.

Morning: re-re-heated McDonalds apple pie
Noon: 1 liter of orange juice and some pills
Night: A jaffa cake

>>8010789
not him, but what if I answered yes to every question and 6 years to the bottom..?

>>8010475
you're a fucking mess. Why are vegans so retarded?

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Let's see if anyone gets mine

Breakfast - 2 slices of rye toast, 2 fried eggs, sautéed baby spinach & mushrooms, glass of milk to drink

Apricot/plum/apple/grapes/pear

Lunch - Nuts, olives, salami, cheese

More fruit

Dinner - Fennel, leek, cabbage, carrot, baked whole fish or pan fried fillet

7am Two glasses of alkalised water with apple cider vinegar, then a smoothie of blended alkalised water, organic spirulina, activated almonds, maca, blueberries, stevia, coconut kefir and two organic, free-range eggs.
8.30am Sprouted millet, sorghum, chia and buckwheat bread, with liver pate, avocado, cultured vegetables, plus ginger and liquorice root tea.
12.30pm Fresh fish, sautéed kale and broccoli, spinach and avocado salad, cultured vegies.
3pm Activated almonds, coconut chips, cacao nibs, plus green tea.
6.30pm Emu meatballs, satéed vegies, cultured vegetables, plus a cup of ginger and liquorice root tea.
8.30pm A homemade coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia muffin, and a chamomile tea.

morning: yogurt + tea
afternoon: sandwich, crisps, a banana/two mandarins, a cup of coffee.
night: pasta /curry/ fish and veg

Breakfast: coffee and popcorn
Lunch: tuna, a pickle, and an apple
Din: chicken fajitas and black beans

who am i?
breakfast: oatmeal with cinnamon sugar and mashed banana. and a coffee

lunch: fried egg sandwich with alfalfa(lucerne) sprouts, butter, and cheese. x2

lunch2: a big mac. and a coffee, one pear and one apple

dinner: haloumi avocado burger i got for free, my friend was alone in the kitchen at a restaurant.

>>8018384
this sounds really delicious (and a bit funny wtf is activated alkalised what) but ur taste in tea is shite my friend. roasted or smoked yerba/green tea fUARK

8 barbecue chicken wings with blue cheese for breakfast. (papa johns). 13.00$
2 eggrolls for lunch 2.00$
2 great value burgers for supper. 7.00$ for 8

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>>8013102
the reason i ask is because you definitely* suffer from aphasia (more specifically, anomic aphasia), which is the inability to either process or supply language and can be caused by any number of things.

the most common causes of anomic aphasia are strokes, tumors and blunt trauma to the head, none of which seem to be the problem* from what you've described. [i trust you would remember if you were ever kicked in the head or had a stroke.]

i ask about the sex because genital herpes is another common cause, as well as opioids because it's a rare, but known, factor in aphasia as well.

i'm no endrocrinologist, but when i studied it years ago, there was a disease called "hashimoto's encephalopathy" which could explain weight gain and aphasia, but it usually comes with a whole host of other symptoms as well. it's exceedingly rare, but based on how much i see studies nowadays, the common argument is that it's more undiagnosed than it is rare—i'm not entirely convinced that's the case.

the good news is that it is treatable with steroids, but you'd need to see a neurologist and an endocrinologist with a specialty in this to confirm (depending on where you live, vanderbilt, the mayo clinic, and johns hopkins all have excellent doctors).

*again, let me stress that i am literally a drunk anonymous person with a PhD (not an MD) in neurodegeneration—specifically alzheimer's. YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST MY ARMCHAIR DIAGNOSIS AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN SPECULATION. i don't know your medical history, the drugs you've taken, etc, and i'm talking outside of my specialty, so there's no way i could know for certain what you suffer from.

>>8013774
kek, welcome to 4chan

>>8018281
i'd be interested to hear more, at the least.

>>8012025
i don't need to take it, but it's hitler's favorite drug—and with good reason, it makes me into a superhuman workhorse. i don't take it for the lulz.

>>8019790
this is the most I've ate in months. Sometimes hardly anything.

>>8019782
newfag

>>8010475
>morning: 6 apples, dry rolled oats straight from the bag
a horse

>>8019825
6 apples, you must have been hungry. hehe.

>>8019830
I eat apples, it's like wow i didn't eat anything. oatmeal is good though.

>>8019834
but you always have that, I could have had sausage,bacon,and eggs feeling. lol

>breakfast
Honey nut cheerios

>work break
Soylent

>lunch
Soylent

>work break
Soylent

>work break
Soylent

>dinner
Two bone-in chicken thighs, sautéed zucchini, mushrooms, red bell pepper, onions, and white rice.

>desert
5 gummi bears

Breakfast - Slept through it

Lunch - Nothing

Dinner - Fried Rice or Pizza I bummed from a friend

3 am - Half a Sleeve of Ritz Crackers & a can of Unsweetened Apple Sauce.

>>8018384
You get top marks for effort, but there is no scientific evidence behind things like alkalised water or activated almonds. Wholesome fresh food is what is important.

I'm all for using stevia as a natural, almost-energy-free sweetener, and it's great to see you including nutrient-rich foods such as kale, spinach, and broccoli. Apple cider vinegar is no better than any other vinegar, though they all lower the GI of a meal.

Emu is a fabulously lean, minimally processed meat, but it's not accessible to most shitposters. Your teas are a lovely herbal addition to your fluid intake and may assist digestion.

The homemade muffins sound delicious, but carob is no healthier than chocolate. I'd go blueberries with dark chocolate any day.

>>8019782
i figured i'd get that. but at least i didn't get that based on the food i had today!

>>8021268
christ how did i fug up so bad. i try again:

>>8019818
i figured i'd get that. but at least i didn't get that based on the food i had today!

>>8020249
apple cider vinegar has done wonders for my skin. all placebo?

>>8010475
Breakfast
Glass of ice water and a Marlboro smooth

Lunch
8 salt and vinegar wings grilled or baked fruit salad rice

Dinner
Normally deer meat or chicken dish varies pasta gunies extra stout one more cig

>>8021367
God damn peppermint sticks man. I can smell them 50 feet away. Gros.

>>8021274
wew lad. since this is /ck/, i'll try my best to be friendly.

the daily meal thing was a meme on /fit/ and /ck/, and my critique was the (rarely-posted) other half. it's only memes now.

if apple cider vinegar works for you, knock yourself out.

>>8021384
> i'll try my best to be friendly.
this is what amazed me coming to this forum.

yea sure apple cider vinegar but i mean, if it's just placebo i'm basically a fool wasting my money.. i find cocoa butter is very good too. and not showering is the best.

morning:

bowl of cereal or eggo waffles or oatmeal with bananas

snack of some sort that changes every day. yesterday was flaming hot cheetos.

lunch is a piece of peanut butter toast, lentil soup, cottage cheese, or just whatever looks good at the time.

another snack, maybe yogurt.

dinner is some kind of protein + vegetable.

lately i always eat something sweet after dinner. orange sherbert, peaches, and cake batter ice cream are what i crave most lately.

>>8019793

i had vyvanse for a while when i still had insurance. had to switch to adderall. i must admit vyvanse felt so much .. cleaner if that makes sense.

also i didn't have crazy mood swings/overwhelming suicidal thoughts when the vyvanse started wearing off at the end of the day.

breakfast - infrequent but occasionally a Costco cream cheese danish
lunch - not often but usually a soup
dinner - stewed meat/sauced meat over rice or mashed potates

>>8010475
morning: two fried eggs and bacon

noon: two or three slices of bread with whatever kind of toppings I've got lying around.

dinner: rice, meat and some vegetables

Breakfast: grits and hot sauce
Lunch: none
Dinner: ???
Fourthmeal: beer

>>8010475
i'm gonna guess a high maintenance hipster.

>>8018377
Nobody guessed who I am yet
Someone try please

>>8021702
Tradesman or labourer, late 20s

Breakfast: Usually nothing, sometimes avocado toast or poached eggs but most of the time I'd rather just sleep longer

Lunch: 9/10 times either a falafel wrap or a burrito

Dinner: Pasta, stir fry, grilled vegetable sandwiches are all pretty regular. Green curry or something if I can't be fucked cooking

>>8023549
You are over 30 and work in some sort of fancy restaurant or high end catering job and you have a short but neat beard. I could be way off though

morning:
-nutrition shake
-1 apple or 1 pear
-2 peach or 2 plum or 2 nectarine or 2 apricot
-2 egg omelette in extra virgin olive oil or 5 sm. turkey sausage

in between:
-1 glass water before
-maple syrup and almond butter on rice cakes

lunch:
-2 glassed water before
-basmati rice
-chicken, baked, roasted, boiled, or pressure-cooker-ed
-lettuce salad
-2 medium sized macroons

in between:
-1 glass water before
-banana

dinner:
-nutrition shake
-baked yam with butter
-white fish baked in extra virgin olive oil
-boiled mixed vegetables
-4 squares white choco or 1 lemon tart

1 hr after dinner:
-1 glass wate

>>8018377
southern european of some extraction?

My diet is pretty much all over the place, today it was:
>Costa Rica Tarrazu for early breakfast (2 cups)
>Colombian San Jose de Pedregal for late breakfast (1 cup)
>Part of a cinnamon roll for late breakfast
>Teriyaki salmon, mixed vegetables, and brown rice for lunch
>Haven't had dinner yet but will be having black beans with corn and bell pepper, some leftover skirt steak, and a double old fashioned glass filled with some cheap Portuguese dry white wine

morning: dried fruit, yogurt, almond milk and then pass out
noon: high protein dish, challah, coffee
night: any kind of extra protein (sometimes canned goods, with displeasure), raw spinach or steamed broccoli. or psyllium husks

>>8014898
School teacher, small town high school?