what should i do with the fishes?

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>>7990746
That bathtub looks familiar

>>7990746
Those look just like the fish I used to shoot with my speargun back in the day.

I should find my snorkel gear and go out again... Good fucking times.

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>>7990746
are those pets or eating?

>>7990746
>british tap
pole detected

>>7990746
Sleep with them.

hug them ^~^

>>7990788
>cold on the right
Poles do it the other way around, though

>>7990746
Looks like you are at risk of some mold lad get some cleaner out before it gets worst.

Actually i recommend stripping out the bath and getting one which isn't shit

Tell them you love them then release them into the lake.

>>7990746
My neighbour has a pond with those fish. They're fucking expensive and 2 of them jumped out and died.

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>>7990800
Fish can't experience love. It's just c-fibers firing.

lads, how do i get rid of these guys? i dont want them anymore but how do i transport them. i cant eat them, ive grown too attached.

>>7990817
how did you get them in there in the first place?

>>7990822
found em mate, was gonna fry em.

>>7990746

Let them go cuz carp tastes like shit.

>>7990746
sell on craigslist.

>>7990746
The only thing you can make out of carp is gifiltefish and even that tastes bad.

>>7990759
Physically impossible without image flipping, which is unlikely.

>>7990746
Flush them down the toilet. The sewers will make their muscles stronger and juicier.

>>7990852
Image flipping?

While I have trouble imagining what kind of sketchy underground software you might need to do something like that, assuming it's possible in the first place, it would be a willful manipulation of the data as intended to be represented by the camera manufacturer

You could go to jail for that, anon

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google 2 guys 1 carp

>>7990746
>>7990759
those don't look the same at all other than that they are white bathtubs

>>7990846
This is a fucking lie.

You can cut steaks out of them and braise them in a ceramic vessel with ginger, hot peppers, star anise, a little rice wine, etc until they're deliciously wonderfully browned and coated with the thickest sauce.

>>7990876
Literally anything would taste good cooked that way. Even salmon.

>>7990746
I have a pond nearby with about a billion of these things. They keep the mosquito population down and are really tame. Find a pond at a public park mate.

>>7990867
looks like marley brinx with blonde hair

>>7990888
But salmon would fall apart. (Some) Carp can hold up to being thoroughly browned in a pot, for a lengthy period of time. The steaks can be placed rather haphazardly with less risk of breaking, allowing you to cook a rather large chopped up fish (I've done a 12 lb snakehead).

>>7990813

You will never experience love either

>>7990919
I bet that's because you leave the skin on the carp and not on the salmon

are these the fish that nibble your feet?

>>7990923
It doesn't matter, the robot love dolls are coming soon. I can stimulate my own c-fibers, probably more effectively than any filthy, smelly human

>>7990888
What. Salmon is great. You just need a lot of salt and even the lowest grade salmon can be great. I braise it in low sodium soy sauce (because I use it too much) until it falls apart. I use it like bacon bits. Salads, omelets, even pancakes. It's great.

OP here, i thought tehse were catfish?

>>7990934
Did you catch them?

>>7990746
put a 24/7 webcam on them

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>>7990746

I don't even..how did this even came about?

>>7990926
While the skin helps, this is untrue as well. Pretty sure carp is just a tougher fish. Of course there are several different types of salmon, and carp. So this is a stupid discussion.

>use crazy new reverse image search technology
>OP is a liar

excellent, excellent

>>7990941
no i found them

>>7990957
ive been busted, thanks for ruining the magic

>>7990746
What if they fuck?

What will you do if one lays 50000 eggs? You need to think about these things anon.

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>>7990961
proverbs 30:7-9 my man

>>7990978
Leviticus 11:9 to you my man

>>7990955
>I don't even..how did this even came about?

Look's like Bathtub Carp.

A traditional Polish custom, the Carp are bought before Christmas and kept alive in the bathtub for a week before being eaten for Christmas Dinner.

The custom is sadly on its way out as the downsides are not being able to bathe for a week and your kids getting attached to the bloody things and then crying all through Christmas because you have killed their new pet.

>>7990999
Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas....everywhere you gooooo....

>>7990826
How long have they been their that you feel attached?

>>7991414
he was penus the fish
it happens

>>7991008
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel...one in the park as well...the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snooooooow...

>>7990809
>They're fucking expensive and 2 of them jumped out and died.

Your neighbor must be a terrible owner for them to have committed suicide by jumping out.

>>7990746
Lmao are you Czech? My Czech girlfriend's family does this with shitty carp at Christmas time. No idea why Czechs eat that nasty fish.

>>7990929
Those are koi

These are carp

A fish is fine too

>>7990999
kek

>>7990759
You're just looking for an excuse to post that.
I feel that, though.

Gefilte fish

>>7991756

koi are carp. same-same

>>7990999

That is correct

>>7991744

Also correct.

>>7990746

feed them balls of corn meal for a about a week or longer if you can, drain the tub, hit them with a bat, fillet them, soak in milk
>discard the milk
and make a nice stew with potatoes, leeks, star anise and cream.

>>7990999
I thought you were fucking with me at first

doesnt being in a tiny bath tub stress the little guys out?

>>7993275
stress is just extra flavoring

>>7993275
animals dont have feelings anon

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>>7991744
>carp
>nasty
DELET THIS

One way to prepare carp is to soak cedar planks in water then bake the carp on the wood at about 350 for a half hour or so. Then, throw away the nasty carp and eat the planks.

>>7990746
Set them free.

>>7990746
>eating carp

Throw in a hairdryer. You know, make it look like an accident.

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>>7990852
>Physically impossible

yeah, nah

Space program

>>7993944
After all they have experienced, do you really think they're ready?

>>7993849
there's a line of tiles at the end of the bath, the tiles are also smaller. is this bait or are you genuinely retarded?

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>>7993999
>retard who doesn't understand simple illustrations
>calls others retard

every fucking time

>>7990999
My Slovak in-laws do this as well, I think it's common in Czech republic too. Pretty crazy.

I forgot about bathtub carp. And now I'm reminded.

>>7990777
>>7990788
>>7990800
>>7990822
>>7990888
>>7990899
>>7990955
>>7990999
>>7991414
>>7991744
>>7993944
>>7993999
WITNESSED
it's as if nobody else even sees it

>>7990945
This.

>>7995908

What a fucking loser.

>>7990999
At those times I'm really happy my Polish relatives left Europe before the war...

>>7994010
that is definitely not the same bathtub

>>7996111
WITNESSED

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Jesus christ, you absolute madmen.

>>7990746
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

Carp are garbage fish. dont eat them

>>7995908
What is this newfound faggotry?

Keep them until they evolve into gyarados, then become undisputed lord of the oceans.

>>7996106
Fuck off.

>>7995908
Lurk more you dumb faggot. If you're going to subscribe to this level of autism on /ck/, at least have the decency to say
>WA LA
or
>Fazoli's!

>>7990746
Keep them as pets. Carp are very loving and interactive.

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Fun fact: to my knowledge, the preferred method of killing those things on Christmas in Poland is to keep them in the tub till they're practically suffocating and then throw them outside in the snow on the balcony/patio.

>>7990789
Came here just to post it, fpbp (fifth post best post) tbqh onii-fampais

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>>7990999
What

>>7993383
This is my boy right here

>>7990759
What is that?

Does human flesh taste like fish?

>>7990746
Sleep with them.

>>7998022
Never heard of it I assume?

>>7998383
Nope, and I wish I hadn't. If only Hitler had finished the job.

>>7998278
Road kill dear. An anon picked it up and butchered it in his bath tub.

>>7995908
Back to /b/ you fucking scrublord

>>7998391
What's wrong with it? Having the carp in clean water for a week is essentially a detox and removes the taste of mud from the fish.

>>7990746
Taking a bath with them, be a fish and tell us how it feel.

>>7990759
What is that?

Make them into living fleshlights.

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>>7990999

>it's real

>>7990999
Probably because fish that doesn't stink like its native pond does better in some dishes. Makes sense.