GOAT condiments

>>7984037
RARE

Did someone say goat?
Of course hummus is best condiments my friend

>>7984033
we were desperate once and used this for lube
there was nothing else in the house
it ended as well as you're imagining

>>7984595
you had water to help make spit i'm guessing

>>7984033

I don't know why this guy isn't the Patron Saint of /ck/. He worships Colman's, and hes a damn fine butcher to boot.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs_t4Om5siqqFtVGd639Z0Q

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>>7984033
awwww yeahhhhhh boiii. Moved to England about a year ago and had never tasted this nectar. Probably the only good food to come out of England

>>7984702
basic pleb/10

>>7985788
Yis!

>>7985788
Do you like the one with cauliflower in it? I think it absorbs more of the pickling brine. I like it

>>7984520
That's not a condiment you fucking moron

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best mustard

Harissa

>>7986761
Personal fave right here.

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Make Way! Best mustard coming through!

>>7986761
>inglehoffer stone ground
It's my personal favorite too, #1. Has the right amount of bite, without too much vinegar. #2 mustard probably zatarains creole

My favorite storebought condiment is probably Lizano steaksauce (comes out of Costa Rica) or maybe Pickapeppa for the tamarind mango hint.

>>7986798
+1 anon

>>7986798
homemade khrenovina > that western garbage

>>7986829
>homemade khrenovina > that western garbage
Well, get real man, almost anything "homemade" is going to be better than food mass-made by the barrel in a factory.

Lets compare a lovely veal sausage to a oscar meijer hot dog, shall we?
>veal sausage > oscar meijer hot dog
See how stupid that looks?

>>7986851
>oscar meijer
>meijer
Retard.

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>>7984033
>not pitzman's

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You all lose

There can be only one GOAT, and you already posted it. I've made barbecue sauce with it. Shit was fucking cash as all hell.

>>7987031
>aioli in a jar
Hm? That shit lasts for like 5 minutes when I make it.

>>7987243
Yeah, well you're not me.

>>7987248
You know it's made of raw egg yolks, yeah?

>>7987267
I was just taking the piss with you matie, but aoli should last up to a week in the fridge easily.

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/thread

>>7987031
Harissa is still better.

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This shit is fucking magic in your mouth.

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When my roommate kicked his girlfriend out of the house she stole this from me.

>>7987000
This. I put just a little bit of this in my Russian dressing and it really helps bring out the flavors.

>>7987000
Fuck your piss mustard

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>>7986798
I'll use this any chance I get

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not sure if they're technically a condiment, but these are fucking great

>>7985045
Moron.

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>>7990341
not really but this is and its goat on sandwiches
specially philly cheese steak

>>7987000
Tried making honey mustard with this once.
Something was off.

>>7986970

you just got meme'd on

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>no corn syrup
>not loaded with sugar
>not stupid expensive
>goes well with anything

All other bbq sauces should not be posted here.

>>7985788
Macaroni isn't a condiment you fucking retard

>>7984033
newfag here. What does GOAT mean?

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>>7984033
Mrs Dash.

Fort Bragg - Home of the Airborne and Special Forces would literally shut down if there wasn't Mrs Dash on the breakfast table.

>>7992696
>Fort Bragg - Home of the Airborne and Special Forces would literally shut down if there wasn't Mrs Dash on the breakfast table.
I'll cheer when isis kills you

>>7992705
I get it. Your mommy doesn't hug you.

>>7992684
lurk moar

>>7992950
thanks for nothing, faggot

>>7992731
>fights kike wars for kike interests
>has an attitude
kek

ketchup is disgusting

not gonna bother get a stock image but Keens Mustard is the real GOAT mustard

>>7987267
so is mayo?

>>7986865
I'll second this.

>>7988475
Henderson's Relish you southern cunt

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i could literally drink it. that is actually what i do all too often

>>7993493
yeah this is great

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>>7986798
Sorry, it isn't.

Semi-related, the other day I bought a little jar of dijon mustard and it's strong as fuck, much stronger than any other dijon mustard I've tried before, to the point I can't even spread it on a sandwich because of how overpowering the taste and sensation are. Can I use it to cook something instead of just eating it? I think there are some chicken recipes with mustard

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>>7995655
Specifically this one

>>7986000
witnessed

>>7987000
really gives it a good kick

>>7991080
my boy

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I've hated mustard my entire life and just recently tried this on bratwurst and I'll never eat sausage without it ever again