Food webm's and gifs. I'll start off with some fresh, hot OC

>>7982845
Too much green onion
Raw egg
Rape scene

0/10

Was the meat at least done?

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>>7982884
>being this wrong

>>7982845
why do chinks love raw egg so much?

>>7982884

>Too much green onion
>Raw egg

Neither of those things are remotely true.

>>7982884
>Raw egg
It's pretty obviously poached.

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>>7982909
Grinding weenies to make weenie weenie.

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>>7983119
>>7983135
chinks spotted defending their autistic culinary practices. If you think that egg isn't raw then you need to end your lives :)

>>7983229
>Anon doesn't crack eggs directly into their mouth
Stay salty pleb.

>>7982845
that egg is not even cooked
what the fuck?

>>7983135

>poached

I'd say it's soft boiled.

>>7983704

Have you never seen what a raw egg looks like before?

>>7983229
>autistic
projection

>>7982845
Like holy shit, have some green onions! Have all the green onions!

Is this a jack parody or are you serious

>>7983715
Onsen egg.

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>>7982845
.....awww fuckk yeah....
look at that egg yolk
its all wet.....its all wet and slick

>>7982845

That has to be 5-7 green onions.

For one dish. What the fuck, anon?

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>>7984191
HUUUNH?

>>7984191
>Put whole chicken in claypot with rosemary, tarragon, pepper, salt and oil
>125C/260F
>3hr
>come back from long walk
>Pop out of oven
>perfect color, amazing juices
>falls appart
>cartilage like butter
>bones are like soaked crackers
Best chicken I ever did

>>7984191
Ja/ck/ stop posting

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>>7982845
erotic

>>7986664
cant stop watching this wizardry

>>7986734
It's so satisfying when you cut the spirals out perfectly.

>>7982909
>>7983119

that is a fuckload of onion.

>>7986664
>She then offers a piece to you with a happy smile

:3

>>7984593
No one would break apart chopsticks like that

>>7988601
That meat looks so clean, it's kind of amazing

>>7983715
>I'd say it's soft boiled
Well, you'd be entirely and unequivocally wrong and incorrect. You obviously have no fucking idea what either soft boiled or poached means, and you should probably just fucking kill yourself, you brain dead mongoloid. At the very least, avoid talking about things you're completely ignorant of.

>>7983715
>soft boiled
You're one of those kinds of people who just says things to try to look smart and hopes no one calls you out on your bullshit

>>7988827
That's really cool.
I mean, it's terrible and all, but I'm glad I got to see that.

>>7988839
Not that guy but I know the shot. You can watch the full scene here: https://vimeo.com/73234721

The whole film is worth watching (only that scene is to do with farming, it's not some vegan propaganda film). It's like a fly on the wall documentary about humans and earth.

>>7988847
i love that webm

>>7988855
It's correct the first time it's posted in the thread.
We're getting the hang of this,

>>7988805
>>7988808

that's exactly what it is though. cooked in shell at a low temperature and cracked over the dish. get over yourself samefagging fucktard

>>7988855
Whoever edited that webm was a genius. I was like "wut, those burgers are raw", only found out it's fake at 2nd ruined meat.

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>>7982845
>some fresh, hot OC
Lying on the internet again, weeb?

>>7988885

i highly doubt he meant he recorded the video in the first place, just that it hasn't been posted as a webm to /ck/ yet.

feel free to autism out over the distinction.

>>7988880
I like to be combative.

>>7988847
tha poor little piglet on the far left with it's under the cage :(

>>7988901
where you spanked as a child?

>>7988847
:(

>>7988907
Where exactly?

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>>7988880
And you're still wrong
That egg is clearly poached.

>>7988916
In McDonalds

>>7988898
Newfags don't understand the concept of OC.

>>7988918

it is an onsen egg. it is cooked exactly how i described, if you want to call that 'poached' more power to you. most people wouldn't.

>>7988592
that is so stupid

>>7988954
You make a valid point. On the other hand: gullible rich people.

>>7988601

why doesn't the frog struggle or get angry? it just looks like it has been inconvenienced.

>>7988932
>says soft boiled
>changes to "onsen egg"
You said soft boiled.
You got called out
Now you're in maximum damage control
Just stop posting and leave it at that

>>7988974
I'm guessing it's kept on ice which causes it to be extremely lethargic
Also, looks like the chef was squeezing the shit out of the frog, so that might have helped keep it under the control

>>7988954
They probably made their money 1000x over with that gimmick though

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>>7988932
>implying that egg was actually cooked in an 温泉

get over yourself, weeb

>>7988975

it is an onsen egg, which is neither soft boiled nor poached, but has some aspects of both. the fact that it's cooked in shell would probably make most people think it's more similar to a soft boiled egg. are you too stupid to understand that?

>>7988993

i never implied that.

>>7988974
Because it died the second that knife went through it's head, and because frogs do not have the muscles in their face to allow expression.

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>>7982845
That seems like an extremely excessive amount of scallion.

>>7988993
>温泉
Hot Springs?
Weeb, Google translate just let you down.

>>7988992

no, they probably didn't

>>7988999
Except a soft boiled egg by definition is cooked in boiling water

>>7989003
I dunno. It looks pretty alive, as it's blinking and flailing.

>>7989007
Yeah, they probably did
Take one trip to a glacier, make idiots think that all the ice is now from a glacier, charge a premium for drinks for that one trip

>>7989006
Onsen. Fuck! That says "onsen" which is japanese for hot spring, you fuck! 温泉ですです、先輩! You ignorant fuck!

>>7989013
Thats because frogs have a simple nervous system. It's brain is no longer recieving any signals, only firing off random shit.

>>7989011

not really. people 'boil' their eggs in water below even poaching temperatures. if it's cooked in shell using water, most people will recognise that as some form of a 'boiled egg'.

>>7989003
>frogs do not have the muscles in their face to allow expression.

I've seen angry frogs before, and happy ones. Once even a tired one.

>>7989015

yes, charge a premium, but make very little money as a business.

>>7989030
That's anthropomorphic, you fucking furry.

>>7989033
You are straight up talking out of your ass

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>>7988999
>>7989002

>claims it's an onsen egg
>doesn't know what the fuck an onsen is
burned butt/10

>>7989029
You're grasping so hard now
If you wanna go by "what most people believe"
Google soft boiled egg and look at all the images.
That's what's people will think when they see a soft boiled egg

>>7989036

no, i'm not. harvesting and transporting glacial ice is much more expensive than just freezing water wherever you can and maintaining a cold chain. it's an inefficient product and that's why they charge a premium for it, doesn't mean they make a huge amount of money.

>>7989038
>>7989042

i explained my reasoning. it's worth mentioning that i'm not the guy who originally said it was soft boiled, but it's obvious that's what he was getting at. cook an egg in water in a shell, you're boiling it. doesn't matter if you use residual heat, start it in boiling water, start it in cold water, whatever, it's going to be widely understood that you cooked it in shell.

>>7989047
You truly are retarded
You think they're literally getting glaical ice for every cup?
They did this ONCE to make idiots(like you) think that they're doing this all the time
You are literally evidence that their scam worked

>>7989058
>cook an egg in water in a shell, you're boiling it.
God damn you're stupid
Did you drop out of middle school and you have no respect for the English language?

>>7988993

dude you cant call people weebs and use moon runes in the same post, even if you are a native moon man

>>7989063

oh right, i didn't realise that's the point you were making. still pretty stupid.

>Its an Americans live in a third world country so are unable to eat eggs unless they are burnt because of muh SALLLMONELLLAA

>>7989066

i respect the english language, which is why i understand that a 'boiled egg' doesn't have to actually be cooked in boiling water.

>>7989071
The funny thing is, there's no higher risk, Americans are just stupid and easily frightened. We see the word salmonella on the news and we won't eat anything but dry goods for the next year.

>>7989074
The stupidity of that post is astounding
I can't tell if you'r purposely shitposting now

>>7989082

brits are just as bad mate i assure you

edwina curry fucked us all up with panic

>>7989102

>hurr durr you're stupid hurr durr

come back when you have a meaningful comment to make. no one cares if the water is truly boiling or not. the concept transcends the simple semantics of the words.

>>7989122
>he's so stupid, he can't see his own stupidity
I wish I was as simple as you
I could be entertained by anything and feel like a winner all the time

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>>7989067
>implying knowing a foreign language makes u a weeb
only a weeb would use japanese words incorrectly without knowing what they mean

>>7988609
how in the world

>>7989074

I was the one who originally called it "soft boiled".

Yes, usually boiled and poaching refer to the temperature of the water, but when you're talking about eggs it usually means cooked in the shell or out of the shell, so "soft-boiled" just means cooked in the shell for a short amount of time; it doesn't really matter if the water is a a rolling boil or hot water is poured over it for a few minutes. I'd call both of those boiled eggs.

>>7989181
Bueno