Uh, guys, has anyone seen where I put my egg sausage?

I dont know if this is real but its pretty amazing

How this shit is done?

>not over-easy

>Not meat
>not cured
>sausage

You might as well call eclairs donut sausage.

>>7978746
Egg yolk and eggs whites are separated. Then they're put in a special mold.

>>7978746
White and yellow parts of many eggs are separated, and then the white part is put into a tube form, and evenly heated, afterwards filled with the yellow part and cooked until done.

>>7978746
>How this is done/
Why do I keep seeing this particular grammatical error on this board? Where are all of these ESL retards coming from?

>>7978733
Would Japan be as weird if they won WW2?

>>7978746

whites and yolk are separated then added back together.

god damn it I've seen this made on youtube but it's all in japanese so I cant find it again. it may have been at a FOOMA japan exhibit that i saw on YT.

>>7978746
Genetically modified chickens

>>7978746
>How this shit is done?
Learn English.

>>7978784
Thanks for ruining the magic.

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>>7978791
I feel the same bro.

>>7978796
Must be the radiation. Picture related.

>>7978733
Them poor hens!

>>7978746
Read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gala_pie#Variations

>>7978791
>>7978804
I'm ESL myself. Well, sort of. It's my fourth language rather than second. All the same, I occasionally decline and/or conjugate English incorrectly for comedic effect or to appropriate colloquial speech patterns. See above.

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SAUSAGE EGG

>>7978779
>not fried
>not made with yeasted dough
>doughnut
Nope.
Profiterole sausage, sure, but not doughnut sausage.
Churro is a doughnut sausage.

>>7978791
I never went to a english school. I'm learning by myself.
Can you tell me what I said wrong?
Its "made" or "done"?
Thanks for the patience

>>7979014
It's "How is this shit done?"

>>7979020
Stop trolling.

>>7979014
It's 'how is done this shit?'

>>7979028
Oh
Thanks so much

>>7979028
kek, I love you, and I was the one sperging about foreigners

>>7978733
Weird Japanese artificial factory """food""" fucking freaks me out

>>7979128
It's only about as 'artificial' as baby cut carrots IE it's whittled and/or shaped a certain way. That's it.

>>7978733
>Japs make it
Wow! Japanese people are so cool and unique! They're not like other Asians! Why can't America make cool stuff like Japan?!?!

>Americans make it
Americans are so fat! Their food is disgusting! Everything is artificial! Are they too lazy to just cook an egg?!?!

>>7979475
The most synthetic looking platic processed cheese comes from Japan yet everyone points at America and laughs.

>>7979486
Thats because the plastic food the Japs make is intended to sit in a window and look good so people order the real food, where Americans eat the plastic food and pretend its real.

>>7979086
Fuck off.

https://youtu.be/onNaDbJbRrY?t=1m41s

>>7980032
That doesn't seem right.

>>7978746
Really long eggs

>>7978803
I'd love to see the chicken that shat this out

>>7980684

>>7980032

>>7979014
Its 'Shit how is this?"

>>7978733
I think those are produced in Denmark as well and you can get them in Northern Germany at least.

>>7981269
Also UK.

>>7978733
I put mine in ur mum :^)

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I don't understand this shit honestly. Is it precooked? Because that would kind of ruin it for me.

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>>7983930
>Is it precooked?

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>>7978796

Yee, just a different kind. They'd have to choose between voting for someone with known Yakuza ties or that principal from Battle Royale while Americans would be making microwave fuck robots that heat up hamburgers and clap while we eat them.

>>7978733
A sliced egg log. Holy shit. This might be on par with sliced bread.

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>>7978930
>Them poor hens!

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>>7978930

High time I learn me a language. Fuck's sake.

Mind's stagnated for far too long.

>>7980032
Sheeeiiiiitttt

>>7979475
Japan doesn't have a lot of natural resources whereas America does.

>>7984163
Their fault for trying to kill off the Ainu people and destroying the once-rural land.

>Japanese people are so cool and their culture is so peaceful!

NANKING

>>7980032
really makes u think

>>7986814
aand your mind goes immediately to rape...

>>7978786
Thank ye greatly

>>7986814
The island wouldn't actually have more resources no matter what.

>>7987825
>the Japaneses eat a healthier, better and more natural food
lol.no.

ITT: People whose only exposure to Japanese culture are some animu bullshit and YouTube shills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXUfxSwNUZU

"Eggs"

>>7988876
>implying there is more to japan then anime and fucked up porn

>>7988876
Japanese people are no different than other east Asians.

I had some Japanese customers come into our store, and they were loud, ugly, and stupid. They basically shared the same stereotypes as Cantonese people.