I; drunk as fuck and drivcving to taco bell What do I order?

>drunk driving
Slit your wrists, you shitstain

>>7976165
>this mad that he drives drunk
Lmao mommy die because of a drunk driver? Get bent.

Anywho, get a taco wrap supreme from 'bell

Get that 5 dollar box. It's a great deal

I;m thinking about thos Beans

>>7976162
>Cantina bowl
Wow that pic is old.

>>7976162
i hope that taco supreme kills you by making you shit all the water away from your sistem for days paco, we will arange a tradittional burial for you, throwing your ashes with the rest of the unclaimed dogs remains and having your closest relative have two children to replace you

>>7976162
>drunk as fuck and drivcving
Get your fucking life together, your behavior is unacceptable in every regard
You're better than that

Order a water, sit in the parking lot, and think about what you've done

>>7976393
>>7976165

this

understeer into a wall at 100 mph OP

seriously it's for the better

Beefy 5 layer burrito and a chicken quesadilla also don't drive drunk you fucking loser

>>7976162
Step on it and hit a tree.
The world will be far better off without you.

>>7976162
Drive safely and make sure you take back roads. Maybe speed a little so you get there and back sooner - don't wanna lose that buzz!

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>>7976393
>>7976425

HURRRRR DURRRR the state has a right to tell me when I am and am not capable to travel from one destination to another in my OWN car. Fuck off statist cunts. If you don't want your kids squished maybe you should keep a better eye on em.

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Get like twenty of those Doritos tacos

And god speed to you, you drunk hungry fucker

>>7976444
>>7976446
Posted over 2 hours ago.
OP is either dead or spending time in the pokey.

>>7976437
Do this please. Make sure it's a big tree, wouldn't want to hurt a tree taking out a piece of shit like yourself.

>>7976449
Not OP, just don't like statist cunts.

>>7976444
The world would be far better off without you too.

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>>7976169
>>7976162
>>7976444
Just kill yourself before you hurt someone else in traffic.
Drunk driving is not acceptable in any way.

>hurr durr it's my own life

Fuck off cunt, you risk other people's lives.
Nobody can control the alcohol. You think you know what you're doing, but when you've had a drink too much there are things that you cannot control.
Please, be a decent human being

>>7976471

>Your personal freedom trumps my freedom.

Haha sorry cunts, I'm afraid that's an infringement on my human rights.

>>7976477
Do you appear in this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgmc7kKqOI

No matter how strongly you believe in your moronic version of 'freedom', you can still rot in a prison cell or have your brains blown out when you resist arrest.
I look forward to that day.

>>7976471
This is the most cucked thing I've ever read on /ck/.

>>7976485
The only way one can have sovereignty is by having the power to exercise it. Sovereignty without power is will without strength.

>not realizing the bait and the obvious intentional mistyping to pretend /ck/ is /b/

>>7976471
Holy shit how did you get here from Reddit you faggot? In drunk driving and typing this response. What now cuck?

>>7976162
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S7940851

What do you get out of this lazy shitposting?

Just kill yourself.

>>7976212
>>7976162
god bless you anons, im getting some of this tomorrow

and OP pls dont drive drunk homie, my friend was killed by a drunk driver. He drove on the sidewalk and killed him

>>7976570
Your friend shouldn't have jaywalked.

>>7976566
Fucking this shit. I've seen this thread posted like 3 times in the past week.

>>7976562
Well, you can start counting the days you have left, and possibly have the deaths of other people on your conscience.

>>7976471
>Nobody can control the alcohol.
Intelligent people can
I've been near black out drunk and nobody had a clue. In class, driving, at resturants.
I also have a tested I.Q of 159
My father is a drinker too with an I.Q of 166

>>7977734
>he thinks IQ has anything to do with how the body processes alcohol

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How about a different topic since I don't want to make a thread and we've officially hit IQ shitposting here.

I am craving the fuck out of some tacos and nachos. I work in an office so I'll be getting my own coffee and don't want to buy a combo.
What would you guys get that
A. is varied and lots of taco for like $8
B. not too complicated to say in the drive through

PERFECT AMOUNT OF FOOD LISTED BELOW:

1 cheesy gordita crunch
1 crunch wrap supreme

>>7976425
>le this xD

>>7976165
Not as bad as texting and driving

What is a good fatman meal at tacobell?

Like a double whopper with cheese and large fries/onion rings?

What would be the equivalence, at tacobell, for 11$ or less?

>>7976219
underrarrrrated

>>7977901
ok i did this

the cheesy gordita crunch was a 7/10
the crunch wrap supreme was a 5/10

however thank you, i am fed, so weight adjusted 8/10 meal

>>7976165
Hahah such a wet blanket. Baby never drove home from the bar drunk?

Why don't we call Mommy to wipe the drool from your bubbling lips.

>>7976162
Mexican Pizza
Smothered Burrito - no sour cream
Chicken Quesadilla

Hella mild sauce

>>7976162
>drunk as fuck and drivcving
I hope you die on the way
Preferably by driving into a river or a ditch and not taking anyone with you

>>7976162
A bullet

>>7976471
>Nobody can control the alcohol
fuck off, i can control the liquor because i am the liquor

Lets not get off topic. Sure OP was drunk driving. Thats fine. Literally every single miserable cunt in this thread has drunk drove at least 100+ times this year. That topic is officially OFF the table.

I trust that matter is settled now.

So, what meals do you cowardly cunts recommend?

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>>7978477

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>>7978537

I am 27 and have not drove drunk since the age of 18. Even then I felt terrible about it. Once you grow up and/or meet more people outside of your degenerate circle, you will understand that most people are good and don't do this. Drunk driving is rightfully shunned, and most people would be willing to drive someone, even a stranger if it meant keeping a drunk off of the road.

>>7976162
A gun to end yourself

>>7978626
you know it to be the only answer OP

>>7976444
>don't le tread on le me xD
you don't deserve those trips

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>Taco bell

>>7978615
Haha damn I'm 30 and everyone drives drunk in PNW.

I've never lived in a dry county before. Whats it like?

>>7976162
>driving drunk and posting on /ck/.

A Darwin award waiting to happen, hopefully you drive off the road and kill yourself rather than some poor soul.

>>7978658
>dude it gives me teh diarrhe0rz xD!!111

>>7979532
lmao dude weed!!

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>>7976444

>edgy kid thinks he owns the road when in fact it's owned by the state

stay cucked

>>7979536
>>7979532
I occassionally eat at Taco Bell and I neither smoke weed nor have bowel problems as a result of eating there.

Why do these memes exist?

>>7979542
>Eating Taco Bell sober

Dude, you're doing life wrong.

>>7978658
I never got this meme

does everyone but me have an inferior digestive system?

This looks just like the place around the taco bell where I live.

>>7979575
I live in WV and have not taken a solid shit in 4 months.
Are you too rich to have to eat enriched grains? That might explain why every day isn't a struggle for you shooting water out of your ass.
I would be surprised if I was the only one that didn't have a solid turd all summer.

>>7979575

>Live in Canada and never once get the shits from Mexican food
>Go to Chipotle in America once and get the shits

Maybe it's more of an American meme

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>>7979575
High calorie food gives me the shits.

>>7979646
Yeah shitting water is a true american pastime. I am baffled day after day and it keeps happening, even when I eat nothing but salad for two days.
I had ziti/hamburger/red pepper/tomato sauce a few hours ago and already can hear the water sloshing around my bowels.
The fuck america? I'm getting the hell out of here before another two years go by.

>>7979610
jesus dude your not healthy

>>7976162
Once I drove up to a taco bell ordered only a small water, and when I got to the window I made this request
>"can I get a napkin to wipe my ass?"
long story short I am not allowed in that taco bell anymore.

Has anyone tried the Cheesy Core Burrito? Thoughts?

>>7979725
Review is up.

>>7979689
Mostly colic but doctors in america refuse to treat or diagnose people without incredibly good insurance, I have a stack of paperwork (200 pages) and literally only an asthma diagnosis to show for it.

>>7979750
>Review is up.
???

>>7976169
Edgy redditor

>>7979776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_diX_0I5Xcc

>>7979670
That looks fucking disgusting.
I want it inside me now.

A shit ton of Quesaritos

>>7976444
>Have to ask permission from the state, and be tested by the state, in order to drive on the states roads, just like everyone else.
>U dont own me!xD
No one would give a shit if you died. It's the people you kill that matter more.

>>7976444
>>7976465
>>7976471
>>7978656
>>7979541
>>7980407

I don't understand what's going on here. Chances are everyone responding angrily owns and uses a cage on a regular basis, or at least depends on one, and they have the gall to tell another cager what's right and wrong?

Pot, meet kettle

Either that or /ck/ got taken over by /n/ in which case, I'm ok with this

>>7976471
So, just know your limits and if you're too drunk to drive.
Driving after a drink or two never killed anybody ;)

>>7976444
Drunk driver AND a sovereign citizen. You couldn't be more of a pariah if you tried.

>>7976162
Seriously man, drunk driving is not good and a death caused by that is even worse.

>>7980417
Well it's more the law that's telling him what's right or wrong. We all happen to support those laws, because they save lives, and because that's part of living in a society.