What kind of wine do you usually get, /ck/?

cocks

Anything but Merlot.

Australian shiraz, usually from South Australia, as old as possible, usually under $15 unless I'm feeling fancy. Whatever label amuses me the most at that moment.

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>>7972944
>Australian shiraz

>>7972951
Let me guess, you drink the glorious vinegar that is Californian merlot.

>>7972958
Not a fucking chance.

>>7972958
I avoid california wines almost as aggressively as I avoid aussie wines

I'm sorry you can't have nice things, anon

White: Gavi, Marlborough Sauvignon, anything from Loire valley.
Red: Mostly Italian reds, sometimes a burgundy, I've been drinking a few Rioja recently too

>>7972963
>>7972958
>tfw live in california

>>7972961
Oh, so you're more into the Skittles and Jelly Belly overtones of a good Italian chardonnay then. Oh well, to each their own!

>>7972929
I always try to have a dry white, a sweet red and dry red on hand for cooking. Also does sherry count as a wine or spirit? I cook with that too.

>>7972963
Tend to agree.
New World fines are piss.

Rosé and dry Reds

can't stomach white wine uezs

>>7972978

You're right, Mateus truly is the epitome of viticulture.

>>7972989
I have no idea what that is, but I detect an angry Aussie, Californian, or Kiwi (see: Aussie)

Depends on what I'm eating.

Provincial Rose

Gruner Vietlener

Muscadet

Faghalina

Super Tuscan red blends

Bordeaux

Burgundy

Cote du rhone

Whatever puts a stick in the wine snob's ass.

>>7972989
Portuguese wine is rough, mate.

>>7973004
t. Joe Sixpack

>>7972929
the box kind

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>>7973004
>le pretentious wine snob movie maymay
why do americans think that culture exists to make them feel insecure?

if alcohol cultures upset you,, consider joining ISIS, I heard they let you lose your virginity before committing suicide

>>7973004

So what is it? What could it be that would made me care what kind of swill some uncultured pleb swine drinks? Come on, be specific, fagglette

>>7973010

Surely is. Sometimes I'll see a bottle of it on sale and consider it for nostalgia reasons. My grandfather loved his grotty old world wines...

I also haven't had any lambrusco or spumante since he kicked the bucket, thank god for that much.

>>7973051
You sound old as fuck dude

I bet you think chianti is gross and comes in a straw bottle and austrian wine has antifreeze

goon bag to wash down my red velvet tim tams because i'm all class

>>7973059
Yep, oldfag. And chianti does still sometimes come in a straw bottle...

>>7972929

Amarone, Barolo, Brunello, Super Tuscans, Chateauneuf du Pape, Shiraz, Primitivo, and Negroamaro.

riesling halb trocken or trocken

>>7972929
Every 6 months i go in the countryside (i live in France and i go in Bourgogne) to buy about 60 liters of locally made rosé aswell as 60 liters of red wine

>>7973362

Chataneuf du Pape is a type of cote du rhone right?

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>>7973362
Heavy smoker detected

>>7973470

Yeah, it's really good wine

>>7973482

Ha! Formerly, how did you know?

>>7973512
Strong preference for powerful high extraction wines

>>7972943
Pleb detected

Merlot

>implying anyone on /ck/ can afford more than popov vodka and bud ice

>>7973021
Your post sounds like projection
Why is this?

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>>7973992
because it's the only retort you can think of when you've been #rekt

The one that comes in a box and gets you drunk

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Usually some Grüner Veltliner

Port. The other wines are for children

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Dr. Scheiben-Frostschutzmittel St. Laurent
The '85 is a perennial favorite

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>>7974623
>anything but one of the sweetest wines out there is for children

What are some good wines for a complete novice?

>>7974634
Vinho verde, fresh, cheap, and "quaffable" (inb4 sperg rage)
Careful not to buy anything older than current year minus one

>>7974633
To be serious though, I find non-Port red wines to be flat and boring by comparison now. Even a legit decent one seems much less interesting and simpler tasting. No one else feels that way?

I think sweetness is a fantastic complement to the other flavors in wine too. Riesling is another example of sweetness working well with wine flavors.

>>7974875
Maybe I haven't had the right ports, but I find sherries to be much more interesting and fulfilling

They run the spectrum from dry to sweet, from light to heavy, but always with a ton going on flavor and aroma wise, regardless of style

Port seems like it's just always sweet and heavy at all times

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>>7973004
So, Aldi wine, then?

It doesn't mean much to insult Aussie/kiwi wine here as the Aussie wine you find overseas is generally piss marked up for export at 2-3x the price you'd buy it for at home.

You have to spend over 35USD to get a decent bottle going for 15USD here.

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Im partial to red

>>7972929

Red stuff from Europe. Like, Bordeaux or sangiovese. usually in the 30-buck-a-bottle range. I usually never go wrong with those.

>>7975566
lidl pinotage is £3 and it tastes like trash but gets me spectacularly drunk

>>7972943

Top meme

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>>7972929
Finnish champagne.

Malbec or bust

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>>7978505

>>7978526
why would you do this to me
how am i ever going to unsee this

>>7975580
who sells these?

its on the tip of my tongue and I just can't recall who it is

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Pic related is my go to. Not too sweet, not too bitter, and pretty cheap. Occasionally I'll get something nicer but if I'm drinking wine it's almost exclusively red.

>>7978526
nice one, sometimes I think there aren't any gentlemans on /ck/
all these retards would pair it with mountain dew

>>7978563
Its No Name brand by Loblaws. Depending on where you are the shops have different names. Superstore being the most common in Canada.

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>>7972929
that kangaroo shit Riesling for mad cheap holla @ me

>>7975580
>le van sans nom
Isn't that reddit for "the not delicious wine"?

>>7972929
Dry fruit meads mostly.

>>7978526
They have empanadas in Argentina McDonalds?

>>7978939
"Le vin sans nom" means "the wine with no name" or "the nameless wine". In this case, because "sans nom" is the brand, it's "No Name wine"

I bet it tastes sweet and horrendous