Is this the perfect biscuit?

>>7972916
No, oreos are

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>>7972942
>still giving Nabisco your business

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ginger biscuit over custard cream any day

>>7972959
>he puts morals and ethics over flavour

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/thread

>>7973178
Those are buns mate

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>>7972916

plebeian taste

>>7973208
>penguins
>biscuit
>anywhere near best biscuit even if they were one

>>7972916
Hobnobs or garibaldi mate

>>7973228

it literally says "biscuit" on the packaging

>>7973234
>believing those lies

It's a chocolate bar mate. A twix isn't a biscuit is it?

>>7973234
It consists of biscuit crumbs, this does not make it a biscuit. Would you call a tiramisu a biscuit just because it has lady fingers in it?

>>7973257
Biscuits go soft when left out in the air, cakes go stale when left out in the air. Lady fingers go soft when left out in the air, ergo, they are biscuits.

>>7973251
>cookie at it's core
>therefore it's all cookie/biscuit

Rockys, gold bars, blue riband, club bars and breakaways all have biscuit/cookie at their core. They're still surrounded by chocolate and therefore a chocolate bar

The only one that is up for contention is a pick up and that's more a biscuit/cookie sandwich affair

>>7973257
>>7973270
They're a dry sponge biscuit lad

>>7973267

So does that mean that a loaf of bread is also a biscuit?

>>7973278
Yes
See >>7973178

>>7973282
That's chocolate biscuit lad. Can't be a bar if it's not bar shaped

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>>7973289
search up what a biscuit is you fucking sped.

Anyway, the only correct choice for a biccy is a jammie dodger.

>>7973306
Yes, what part of this don't you understand?

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>>7972916
Sorry britfags.

And they're called cookies.

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>be American
>visit Mom's cousin in Porthmadog, Great England
>go to an pub for lunch
>order biscuits and gravy
>get this

>>7973350
Oreos are available in the United Kingdom friend :)

>>7972916

Yes, I am about to have some.

Should I have custard creams with tea or coffee?

>>7973380
When in Rome, dumbass.

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>>7973380
Biscuits and gravy is a very American idea is it? I'd honestly be surprised if most Europeans would know what you were talking about. Can any eurofags can confirm?

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these are objectively the best biscuits.

>>7973457
>mfw Biscuits and gravy is one of my favorite foods.
Any special occasion that warrants an over the top breakfast will include it.

To be fair if they described the biscuit as spongy it's probably a shit biscuit.

>>7973475
its probably cold
the biscuit is probably shit
the people are dumbasses

what a crap video

>>7973440
well i know that cowboys love it but i dont actually know what the gravy even is.

>>7973502
Correct.
It's basically a bechamel that has pork sausage meat in it.

It's made like this:
-cook some meat in a pan (usually pork sausage flavored with sage)
-add flour to the resulting fat and make a roux
-whisk in milk
-cook a little to thicken it up.

>>7973389
Yea, and they should have kept that shit in the states.
Oreos suck ass and only children with no taste think they're good.

>>7973427
>When in Rome
Do as the Romans and impose by rule and way of life upon the natives while building roads and muttering angrily about Carthage?

>>7973657
Send aristocrats to colonies to steal all of their wealth and send it back to Rome.

>>7973667
>aristocrats
>Roman Empire
History is not your strong point, anon.

>>7973495
>what a crap video
It was made by buzzfeed, what did you expect?

>>7973685
wtf do you think that patricians were if not an early instance of an aristocracy?

>>7973685
Who said empire? The roman republic was run by what was essentially an aristocracy.

>>7973440
Brit here, I know exactly what biscuits and gravy is because I watch triple D.

To eurofags the biscuits are made from a mixture similar to british scone mixture but with buttermilk added.

They are baked until golden brown and served with a gravy that is usually made from sausage drippings formed into a roux which is seasoned and diluted with milk.

>>7973301
That's a cookie, Bonglad.

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>>7973657

>Wehen in Rome

Double the size of the Empire, become the richest man in the Empire, take army across the Rubicon and declare yourself the Emperor?

>>7973827
Yeah, sure, whatever, as long as you call Biscuits Biscuits and Cookies Cookies, you do that.

Don't forget the Carthage thing, though, it's important.

>>7972942
oreo a shit
borbon is objectively better on every level

>>7973514
It's also spiced with lots of ground black pepper.

>>7972942
Fuck off you faux yank and take your meme biscuits with you.

>>7973827
THIRTEEN

>>7973178
Well this shitpost was original.

>>7973251
Just kill yourself yank, you are so boring. Every thread it's the same tired bait.

>>7973272
But Blue Ribbands have wafers, not biscuits.

>>7973306
Why does that say cracker in the wrapper but the image looks like a biscuit?

>>7973337
It's clearly nothing like a cookie, you spastic.

>>7973425
Tea lad, why even drink that black yank juice?

>>7973350
I will accept your apology if you promise to speak properly in the future.

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>>7972916
Pic related is your answer, and what you posted isn't even the best cookies.

>>7973436
Are you autistic?

>>7973715
Why would you lie to strangers on the internet about your nationality? I count six things that betray you as an American.

>>7975271
Thick cunt.

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>tfw jf doesn't know about biscuits

Crunch Creams are the GOAT biscuit.

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step aside, americans

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>>7977097
Not even close

>>7977130

Sugar cookies with royal icing? Fuck that. I'm interested in these maple creme cookies... they sound amazing.

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had a crack at biscuits and gravy

>>7972942
kys yourself immediately.

>>7977130
>tries to prove somebody wrong by posting one of the worst kind of cookies the world has ever seen

>>7977291
MURICA

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STEP ASIDE NIGGERS

KING OF THE BISCUITS COMING THROUGH

>>7977318
its a cake
t. uk tax law

>>7977318
>Jaffa cake
>Cake
Well done, Mong Lord.

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>not gooey, chewy cookies

>>7972983
>flavour

>>7977318
those are cookies

>>7977386
any good recipes to make gooey cookies?

I've been craving some

>>7973380
Someone should have dived over the bar and shived you in the neck for that.

Also >>7973301 is correct, Jammy dodgers are boss.

Honeycomb hob nobs are also acceptable.

>>7977318
A 12" diameter digestive is still a biscuit, just like a 2" diameter cake is still a fucking cake.
>Errr irs small mus b bicciee
Retard