Straight Edge Beverages

Water/coffee/tea/lemon aid

>>7969244
if i saw a "straight edge" kid drinking coffee or tea i would fuck his shit up

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Water, no ice, no cup

>>7969242
bleach
Preferably chlorox brand bleach.

>>7969242
>What should I drink as a staight edge person?

YOUR OWN CUM !!!

I FUCKN HATE YOU !!!

>>7969242
What is this shit now?
"Straight Edge"?
Holy Fucking shit this crap has to stop.
I don't even want to know

How about not being a sheep and eat drink and do what you actually enjoy.

>>7969264
>What is this shit now?
>doesn't know what SE is

are you a 2000'b0rn cumdrip kid?

Nothing. Drinking is degenerate. Get a saline drip.

Get up very early, find a nice spot in a park. Lie down, open mouth and wait for that precious morning dew.

>>7969264
it's a term used by shut-ins who think that they're special for never having smelled people smoking marijuana

if you've ever even TOUCHED a drug or had a sip of alcohol, you're probably homeless

t. autistic virgins

>>7969270
I was born in 1982
I've since googled the "Straight Edge", honestly just more label crap for sheep to feel like they "belong" to something.

>>7969304
It's not new. What kind of rock were you living under in the 90s/early 2000s?

>>7969242
Sherly Temple or a mimosa made with La croix.

Water, and possibly tea. I suppose it depends on exactly how straight your edge is. Tea shouldn't be a problem in my opinion, because it's not like you have to avoid all spices in your food and just eat protein-and-vitamin-gruel either.

>>7969242
Semen.

>>7969504
tea has caffeine you fucking poser

>>7969242
cum, seeing as you crave for it

I believe those straigthers won't even use leather. Anything connected to an animal? Wonder how they feel sitting on a leather seat?

>>7969519
Doesn't that depend on the tea? And sure, if it does, then it won't fit into the SE set of rules. I'm not SE by any means, I just don't care if someone else is.

I wonder if there's some black list of drugs and chemicals that SE people can't ingest. Does chemo count as well if you get cancer?

>>7969304
I was born in 81, graduated HS in 2000 and I remember straight edge from HS, anon.

>>7969521
But what's the proper way to drink it?

mix a little bit of fruit juice in ice water, then add aspartame.

Tastes great.

>>7969541
Yeah, but you probably hung out with people and weren't some isolated nerd faggot.

>>7969242
piss

>>7969242
>Ice water. Shaken, if you don't mind, milady.


Make sure not to talk and just smirk sadly, too.

>>7969541
i was also born in 81

straight edge is millennial faggotry

>>7969242
Your boyfriends semen.

>>7969693
>straight edge is millennial faggotry

it really isnt tho. its been around since the hardcore punk days. still stupid, just not that new

>people actually make subcultures around NOT doing something

>>7969304
Yep. It's a cancer that every single person who is "Straight edge" grows out of when they go to college.

>>7969250
There is a puddle in front of the door, sir.

>>7969693

>started by minor threat in the early 80's
>millennial faggotry

>>7969693
>born in 81
You're a millennial, which came right after Gen X. And nobody who wasn't a teenager in the 80s is Gen X.

>>7969242
arsenic

>>7969253
You beat me to it anon. You beautiful son of a gun.

>>7969304
yeah, fucking sheep man

>>7969242
room temperature water

>>7969242
Depends man. Carbonated water, you can make fruit juices at home lots of stuff. Heck try this, probably the only Indian food I can eat

http://www.vegrecipesofindia.com/vegan-vermicelli-kheer-vegan-seviyan-kheer/

>>7970422
Or you guys could drink each others cum

>>7969261
Top kek.

/ck/ does it again.

>>7970432
Never said I was straight edge, fatty

>>7969264
>not being a sheep

Says the sheep faggots who smoke and drink

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>straight edge

What the fuck kind of faggot shit is this

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>>7969261
Maximum Hitlered

>>7969693
It was invented in the '80s, and only as a statement that the guy didn't want to waste all of his time and money smoking pot and drinking.

>>7969242
>drug cucks being insecure that people are more moral than them

Laffin every time

>>7970776
>moral
Neither Aristotle nor Mill would agree with you.

>>7969261
what do you think how Henry Rollins got so big

hydrogen peroxide, and not the tasteless 3% shit. you want to get clean inside, don't you?

>>7970773
>only as a statement that the guy didn't want to waste all of his time and money smoking pot and drinking.
it's actually an offshoot of white supremacist punk culture, but I guess neonazis don't want to waste all time and money smoking pot and drinking.

>not letting the plethora of natural mind-altering chemicals sink into your brain
Your brain gets you high on chemicals it creates all the time, the only way to become straight-edge is through lobotomy or suicide. I suggest the latter in your case.

I have a family member who can't drink citric acid-y, fizzy, alcoholic or caffeine including drinks. Not even particularly good with sugary drinks. Doesn't leave much except herbal teas

>>7969519
Depends on the tea

>>7969877
False. I didn't, neither did Zappa. But do keep justifying your degeneracy.

>>7970923
Minor Threat weren't Nazis. Unfortunately, there will always be fascists within every punk subculture.

skim milk, vanilla extract, and aspartame. tastes like vanilla ice cream.

>Straight edge

Faggot.

>>7969253

This is the only acceptable answer for 2edgey4u straight edged faggot pussies

>>7970987
Can't? Is it an allergy thing?

>>7971459
Vanilla extract is 90+% alcohol.

Funny, how se' goes here, but i would imagine no1 visit se homepage

>>7969242
>open workspace
>one faggot has a standing desk

Literally burn it down with fire.

>>7969253
lmao i was going to say that desu senpai

Straight Edge was a culture developed in the 80's to allow closeted homosexualls an answer for why they ain't fucking pussies, without appearing gay. By the late 90s it was obvious that people like Henry Rollins, Zappa etc. were indeed closeted fags and the whole culture was just an alternative gay movement.

>>7971168
Sorry, I should have been more clear. Every person who isn't a shut in autist.

If i don't drink or smoke just because i dont want to, does that make me straight edge?

>>7973444

No. You're only "straight edge" if your motivation is to make a big deal about your life choices and brag about them to others. AFIK there's a certain fashion involved with it too.

It's a lot like pretentiousness, really:
>orders expensive bottle of wine because he enjoys the taste
Not pretentious.

>orders expensive bottle of wine to show off to everyone how cultured and/or rich he is
pretentious.

Pretty much the same thing with straight-edge.

>>7973444
I don't think so. It's a stupid fucking subculture that you have to subscribe to. If you just don't drink for yourself than you are fine.

>>7969882
Excellent, hold my calls Martha for I am parched.

>>7969245
Being stragiht edge doesn´t mean you have to be strict like a Mormon, you know.

I dont smoke or drink or do any drugs but i dont need to claim edge, im not better than anyone

>>7973552
>>7969244
>caffeine

That isn't straight-edge. My ex stepbrother had a friend who refused to take ibuprofen or aspirin.

Naturally any prescribed painkillers or even coffee were out of the question.

Water you dumb cunt.

Really though Arizona is p elite

>>7975104
Depends on how strict you are. It's generally accepted that edge people can have caffeine. If you want to be all the way straight edge you'd better be vegan as well.

>>7969242
Horse semen

>>7975123
>It's generally accepted that edge people can have caffeine
since when?

>>7969242
any alcohol provided it's served neat

>>7971447
Which is weird, because punk doesn't seem like a genre that should be friendly to authoritarianism.

Crust punk is straight edge, right? Try dumpster diving, OP

>>7975183
Didn't think crust had much of a crossover with straight edge, I thought it was just about never bathing for that dank perma-acne a e s t h e t i c

>>7969693
>I had a sheltered childhood
fixed that for you

Crystal Pepsi

>>7975148
Since the beginning of time. Straight edge was invented as a movement of youth avoidance to mind altering drugs and alcohol, not to stop someone from drinking a pepsi while out at a restaurant.

Like I said, if you have that sort of all-or-nothing mentality just go vegan as well and see how that works out seeing as though that's also a part of straight edge.

>>7975183
>>7975201
I've never met a straight edge crust punk in my life they're always the biggest degenerates

>>7969517
popped in to say this