How do I make toast?

Leave a slice or two of bread out on the counter the night before and in the morning it will be toast.

what kind of bead you got?

wrap that shit in some foil and microwave it

>>7959965
>lightning toast

>>7959940
liberally apply mayonnaise and butter to both sides of the bread

melt some butter in a pan

put the bread in the hot and buttered pan

leave it to toast for a 3 minutes on both sides

>>7959956
closest thing to bread i have in my house right now

I found the best and easiest way to make toast is too first freeze the toast. This brings out all the flavor. Secondly, you have to marinade it for at least 72 hours in olive oil. After marinating, put the bread directly on your stove.

>>7959994
looks like you're going hungry tonight little timmy

>>7959940
Shove the bread up your ass and wait

by raising your glass

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You make a Pizza™, and then remove most of the food groups!

>>7959940
Trick question. You actually go to Soviet Russia where bread toasts you.

make sure the butter and bread are
>organic
>non GMO
>conflict free
>farm to table

you just aren't living

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da5UJTB5x6k

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>>7959940

Now, there's no secret to toasting perfection. There's a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the light or the dark and then
If it pops too soon, press down again.

>>7959971

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>>7961983
Thanks for uploading that 4chan..