How do I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

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>>7955838

Get rye bread, butter, whole peanuts, and some jam. Put the butter on the bread and then sprinkle the peanuts on it. then put spoonfuls of Jam on the peanuts. Throw it on the panini press to give it those nice grill marks. Serve with Doritos and pickles with ranch sauce for dipping.

>>7955861
Really

>>7955861
Thank you mu man!

>>7955861
You the real MVP

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Racist

Why make that when you can just eat grapes peanuts and wheat

>>7955838
ok anon! first you gotta get two slices of bread(you can't have a sandwich without bread right?XD) get your grape jelly and peanut butter,put em together,get a gun,put it to your head,and end your life! Easy!

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>>7956071

client hardwell loves a good sandwich

Fun fact: peanut butter and jelly banana burritos are superior to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in every way, ever.

>>7956092

Disagree. Burrito wrap bread ratio is not sufficient. Also it doesn't taste as good as bread.

PB&J Burrito: You might as well just eat it out of the jar you disgusting fuck.

>>7956111
If you don't agree, you're an atheist and sure as God wears sandals, you'll get your comeuppance come judgment day.

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would you pay $1.50 for this, /ck/?

>>7956121
Client hardwell would

>>7956121
I might.

>>7956121

no

>>7956121
No.

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what would you do?

>raisin, smooth pb, 4 berry, raspberries, apples, diagonal, not toasted

>>7956160

go somewhere else

>>7956160
I would ree at how serious they are about kid food

>>7956160

sure I like a PB&J, but my daughter would make any of this for me all day long and it wouldn't cost me anywhere near the minimum price of $3.50 a sandwich. Plus, I'd get the added bonding experience.

>>7956186
Pervert

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>>7956186
Sounds hot.

>>7956160
cinnamon raisin bagel+crunchy pb+nutella+bananas+marshmallow

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>>7956186

>tfw no QT daughter to make me PB&J sandwiches

>>7956215
>>7956195
>>7956188

fuck off creepy fucks

>>7956220
>he'll let some stupid 14-year old slam his daughter but won't take her education into his own hands
No, YOU fuck off, bad parent.

>>7956160
>no honey

dropped

>>7956312
Why

>>7956160

I'd fucking go home and make that shit there. jesus christ, americans are pathetic

>>7956681
Ah yes, Americans are pathetic based on a single hipster store in California making some niche thing.

>>7956612
Peanut butter, honey, and banana is amazing

>>7956695
Why

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>>7956858
>elvis sandwich
>with or without bacon
hnnng

>>7956872
What

>>7956121
hey pumpernickel bread is really good, it was made to go with fruit jams

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>>7957117
it's cinnamon challah

>>7957122
That's what they all say

>>7956121
Those strawberries look gnarly.

>>7957148
Dude thanks but please don't reply to me talking about my strawberries it's weird

>>7957149
:)

>>7957154
Seriously dude knock it off

>>7956121
Maybe

>>7956160
>cinnabun
>cream cheese
>grape
>bananas
>peanut butter
>toasted
if anyone could eat that i'd be surprised

>>7957161
:^}

>>7957166
You're just mocking me now that's not funny it's actually pretty cruel

https://youtu.be/E3HehLKqxsY

>>7957175
That's ridiculous

>>7957112
Elvis Presley had the worst diet ever, and would eat hollowed out loaves of bread stuffed with peanut butter, jelly and bacon

>>7957259
Lol

>>7957269
What

>>7956121
I would in a heartbeat. Plus I don't even like PBJ...

>>7957309
Why

the secret is peanutbutter on both pieces of bread

>>7956071
Getting the gun in your head is the hard part.

>>7956160
Plain bagel
Cream cheese
Apple butter
Pretzel bits
Diagonal cut, no straight cut.

take a bowl and add your jelly and peanut butter together. Stir and combine. Spread butter jelly of bread and bake in a toaster oven for 5 minutes.

>>7957337
I don't have a toaster oven

>>7955944
do dindus like pbj?

>>7955838
1. Grab two slices of white, sourdough, or wheat bread.

2. Toast one of the slices (important)

3. Spread either peanut butter or jelly on the extra slice while the other is toasting.
(moderate to thick layer of chunkey honeyed peanut butter, slim to moderate layer of Blackberry Jam)
4. Once the toasted slice is finished, butter it well and apply the additional condiment.

5. Enjoy a scrumptious PP&J a la Anon

>>7957401
Thanks you're one of the only people who gave me a straight answer

>>7957332
b-but bagels are round? how would you know if the cut was diagonal or straight, if you could just turn your perspective of the bagel?

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>>7957401
>only toasting one slice
what kid of madman are you

>>7957476
Toast just one slice my friend, that way you can enjoy the dynamic of a soft slice and a crispy buttery slice. It's a top bite my bud.

>>7957476
What's up with this muslim meme?

>>7957516
i tried it this way and you're on to something
i put my jelly on my untoasted slice so it stayed cold, and my peanutbutter on my toasted slice so it got a lil warm and melty
was p nice

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>>7955838
Good (on the light side) multigrain bread, honey, raw almond butter, crushed pistachios, blackberry preserves, butter.

toast bread, assemble sandwich, put in pan with butter, golden brown, let rest, enjoy with some hot tea. DONE.

>>7957553
Sounds good dude

>>7957516
im going to try this next time I make a pb&j and well see whats what