Official 2017 Depressing Dining Experiences Thread

>be student
>no friends no life
>don't ever go out
>every meal is either ready meal or takeaway
>once a month i manage to shop and cook one meal for myself and end up throwing the leftover rotten veg and meat 3 weeks later
>never dine out because can't eat alone in public without freaking out

>>7953631
Eating by yourself is the best thing ever.

If you're cooking for yourself you can take your sweet ass time and do it as you please then enjoy it. And if you're going out you don't have to socialize with anyone, just enjoy.

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>Hi! How many?
>just one

Every single time I get seated in the middle of the god damn restaurant for everyone to see.

>>7953682
happened in pizza hut last time,never going out to eat ever again fucking normiesREE

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>>7953688
KILL THEM ALL

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7953682
You know you can just tell them where you want to sit, right?

>>7953682
If you didn't want to be seen you shouldn't have gone out in the first place you retard normie

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>>7953695
but what if she rolled her eyes or something

>>7953698
Then you don't leave a tip since she's a bitch.

I once had a girl join me as it was her lunch break and there was no other tables, she asked and I said yes. Was pretty awkward but she was cool about it.

>>7953698
Then you don't tip.

I moved to Seattle thinking there will be actual techie nerds I can be friends with but it is full of midwesterns, brogrammers, and those god damned immigrants.

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>>7953682
I do it all the time but I have a wedding ring on, so nobody gives two cukfs. Just wear a fake wedding ring.

;) might even help you get some pootang

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>>7953631
> Be me
> No friends and no relationship so always eating alone.
> Broke as hell so when I do manage to be able to go out and eat, I can only order mediocre food at crappy establishments.
> Always a depressing dining experience.

>>7954076
just get fast food and eat in your car

>actually having the confidence to go to a restaurant alone
>still not having any fucking friends to go with

How in the fuck does this even fucking work? I don't know how you people go to a restaurant alone. I'd have a panic attack if I tried.