Literally impossible

>>7953035
Looks like you got the recipe wrong, whats the back of that box say? Might be missing butter

>>7953035
>Can't even make cookies
Damn son even literal children can make cookies

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>Mix
>Fucking up after a machine did most of the work.

>>7953035
how do you fuck up a premade mix?

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Dear god anon; is it that fucking hard to make them from scratch?

>>7953035
>cookie mix
Why? You only need flour, butter, eggs, salt, baking soda, and vanilla. You should have those ingredients at all times.

>>7953117
you forgot sugar

>>7953153
and hot glue

>>7953117
Sugar and brown sugar and corn starch. It lowers the protein content in flour and makes them rise less (the corn starch anyway)

>>7953153
Oh yeah, true. That's pretty important.

>>7953186
I almost always do half white half brown sugar, but I've never used corn starch. I sometimes use bread flour to add some chewiness, though.

>>7953193
Two tablespoons of corn starch to one cup of AP flour. All it does is make cake flour, which has less protein than AP flour and even less than bread flour

>>7953202
even if the recipe doesnt call for cake flour i should put cornstarch in?

>posting OddOne's shitty cookies

you monster

https ://twitter.com/TSMTheOddOne/status/761687726110314496?lang=en

>>7954640
same pics on his instagram too. holy shit, did op just get doxed!