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What's Your Worst Cooking Experiences /ck/? 2016-08-05 07:32:47 Post No. 7951066
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>be me, moved out with brother, living in rented house
>really like my ham sandwiches, at least one every night
>brother's gone so I'm the one cooking making my famous ketchup, mustard, hummus, ham cheese, relish, mayonnaise, rice, honey sandwich
>was really enjoying it (lol, you guys could prolly cook three times better than me, but hey)
>didn't have any mayonnaise, so I had to use a jar of that trash miracle whip that my brother bought
>made a sandwich or two for my brother since he wouldn't want to cook when he came home
>brother walks in looking pretty tired, starts to unbutton his suit, looks around and notices his sandwich, and notices the condiments out including the miracle whip jar
>he got kind of a weird look, and asks if I ate any of the sandwiches, I said "yeah, they're some of the best I made, you'll really love them", he never ate his sandwiches
>it was 3 days later he broke it to me that it was a whole bunch of cum in the jar he was saving up for his girlfriend
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>>7951066
so op is a fag whats new
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>>7951066
yeah ok
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Was cooking for my hubbie when he texted me he was having a rough day. He was mega stressed and when he came home I turned abruptly and planned on running up to him to hug him. I knocked hot oil onto my childs head and face. We had a rough day.
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Hey guys, what's up with the rice?
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>>7951080
omfg why
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>>7951066
nice dubs.
I was following a curry recipe that called for lentils, but I couldn't find any so I ignorantly thought that chickpeas would suffice. I then fucked up the rice; my sig o at the time was half-korean so he had asian-tier standards for rice and with the porridge shit I got from stirring the rice too much (read: at all) and just fucking up all around, we ended up not eating very much of it and I cried like the bitch I am, which was very embarrassing.
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>>7951073
>I let my child wander around the kitchen when I'm cooking with hot oil
Congratulations. You're a shitty parent.
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>>7951066
Things that never happened.
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Guys look at the top left of the picture zoom in tf
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>>7951099
Awww I'm sorry. My worst moment in cooking was when I was teching my gf how to chop celri. She said something about me being good with my hands so I looked up at her and cut my finger. It didn't come off or anything crazy but it hurt like hell and I cried a lot. She broke up with me later for not being a man. (Pic related)
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>>7951066
2/10 for the effort of even trying.
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>>7951510
Spooky af.
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