What does your 10/10 breakfast consist of?

basicly OP but 2 eggs atleast, some hashbrowns, and pancakes instead of toast.

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+ green tea or coffee

>>7948078
What is the gun for?

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leftover fried chicken, leftover pizza, or dim sum

>>7948083

She doesn't have to tell him what happened, but she does have to eat this.

>>7948078
Certaintly not a gun, why should it? Mororn

>>7948083
>>7948094
Hello summerfriends

Small fresh fruit plate
Coffee
Glass of milk
1-egg cheese,+ salsa
Sliced, salted tomato
Ham, sausage patties, or bacon

>>7948097
I know about the meme, i just want to know why it's your "perfect breakfast".

>>7948083
SHALL

>>7948103
I googled 'breakfast'.

toast
good coffee
scrambled eggs
roast tomatoes
mushrooms
bacon
black pudding
crumpets
waffles
pancakes
bowl of a certain cereal


just ram it all in there

>>7948115
>black pudding

Can't bring myself to eat this. How does it taste?

>>7948078
I could probably eat most of that bacon

A damn nice cup of coffee
Avocado, ham, queso fresco on toast
Some sort of pastry
Cantaloupe and/or strawberries

>>7948118
like strong tasting sausage with herbs
the taste varies on the recipe and the quality of the ingredients

>>7948104
NOT

bowl of cottage cheese, soft-boiled eggos, tea or coffee

but i like a good salmon crepe too

Cock and then vodka until I pass out.

>>7948193
BE

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Grilled chicken is pretty tasty for breakfast.

>>7948078
>p226
>wood grips

/k/ is drunk again

>>7948078
salty coins and warm milk

>>7948078
Depends on what I'm in the mood for. My top three are:
>Egg benedict with thick, homemade hollandaise and a bowl of mixed fresh fruit on the side
>corned beef hash topped with two soft sunny side up eggs with a bowl of mixed fresh fruit on the side
>French style scrambled eggs in toasted brioche cups with link sausage on the side, and a bowl of mixed fresh fruit

That all said, I usually have just fruit and coffee or tea for breakfast, or if I'm really hungry, 2 eggs on a split toasted english muffin and fruit. I only make elaborate breakfasts on the weekends.

>fruit for breakfast

this board continues to disgust me

>>7948443
>carbs for breakfast
do you enjoy feeling sluggish all day

>>7948262
its salty milk and coins

>>7948089

My nigga.

>>7948481
dude I'm pretty sure he knows his own favourite breakfast better than you [spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]

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Pic related with an ice cold bubbly water with lime and a shot of vodka on the side.

>>7948078
Local restaurant makes a ham/egg/cheese sandwich on Texas toast and serves it with potatoes.

>>7948445

fruit has lots of carbs

>>7948576

That's such a unique idea, anon. Thanks for that great contribution; I especially like your image.

>>7948579
It's the difference between what your body does with a piece of fruit compared to a bagel, silly. Both are carbs, but grains are made up of starches, versus simple sugars from fruits. Your body digests the fruits faster and more easily, fruits have a lower glycemic index.

>>7948606

>Your body digests the fruits faster and more easily, fruits have a lower glycemic index.

how does that make them better

>>7948614
Because fruit doesn't cause your blood sugar levels to spike like grain based carbs do. It's processed very quickly.

I have 60g of soylent mixed with 1.5 cups of water, a multivitamin and green tea. My favorite breakfast

>>7948620

citation needed? i could see the opposite being true. is your argument that the harder to process, the worse it spikes your sugar? because then stuff like pinhead oats would be even worse.

>>7948193
PASS

>>7948620
>It's processed very quickly.

That is the very definition of a "spike".

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>>7948555
MY nigga

2 over easy eggs fried in bacon fat
Bacon
Hash browns very crispy
White toast
Small cup of sausage gravy
Grilled asparagus
Hot tea very sweet

>>7948659
>>7948667
I'm not going to sit and type the copious amounts of information out for you. Here, enjoy.

Academic:
https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/carbohydrates/carbohydrates-and-blood-sugar/

Simplified for the masses:
https://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2013/06/17/everything-you-need-to-know-about-sugar/

>>7948078
monster breakfast burrito with:

scrambled eggs
refried beans
carne asada
pico de gallo
tons of guac/avocado
cheese
french fries

with orange sauce from cotixans

>>7948754
edit: and a large horchata

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>>7948687
>https://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2013/06/17/everything-you-need-to-know-about-sugar/

LOL nope

>>7948115
>>7948118
Where I live it's practically cake. We eat it with syrup usually.

1 part mayo, 1 part bacon bits, 1 part cheetos

the concept is so you can vidya game and not take your eyes off the screen. you just dab your hand in the bowl, and the mayo sticks it to your fingers. the mayo also acts as a shield from the cheeto dust, so once you suck the mixture off your fingers theres no cheeto dust to get onto your controller/keyboard/mouse.

variations: fritos or chex mix. tobasco is nice but watch the eyes.

5'11 120 pounds since everyone always seems to ask

>>7948687

congratulations on posting a source that completely contradicts your claims and a second one that makes you look like a huge fucking moron just for having bothered to read it.

>>7948078
That but a subcompact for CC. Not that I need to carry it very far.

Egg on the toast. Salt and pepper on the egg on the toast. Bacon on the salt and pepper on the egg on the toast. Toast on the bacon on the salt and pepper on the egg on the toast.

>>7948781
>That but a subcompact for CC. Not that I need to carry it very far.

>insert fat joke about not being able to go long distances here

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Just some coffee. I can't stomach anything else for the first couple of hours I'm awake.
After that cold pizza or nasi goreng are the fucking best.

>>7948078
Apple slices, pears, grapes, maybe an orange slice or two.
Some yellow grits cooked with heavy cream, bit of cheddar or pepper jack cheese
Chorizo, mashed and pan fried till there's a bit of black on some parts

Hashbrowns
One sweet cornbread muffin with butter

Cup of Irish Breakfast, glass of ice water or maybe coke if I'm feelin it

>>7948767
thank you mr. skeleton

>>7948779
It doesn't contradict my claims at all, and the idiot source was for YOU.

>>7948761
>>7948779
Do any of you morons know how to read and comprehend what you read?

>>7948833

yes, it does. the idiot source literally says that he's 'on the fence about fruit' because there's lots of simple sugars in it that are, in fact, processed quickly, but there is fibre and a micronutrient profile that might counterbalance that. GI is a useful metric but you need to know what the fuck you're talking about before you get on your high horse about it.

>>7948828
Oh, and a nice buttermilk pancake, fluffy and warm with a lot of softness in the middle without being uncooked, with some hot maple syrup

And a bagel with cream cheese toasted :)

>>7948767
That is....truly disgusting.

>>7948832
Mulan?

>>7948845
No, it doesn't, and I never got on my "high horse" about fucking anything, the point is that someone else did, and they were wrong. Let's review shall we?

>>7948443
Idiot
>>7948445
someone else who wasn't me
>>7948579
idiot
>>7948620
this was me, and I shouldn't have used the word "quickly", because that seems to be what set off the idiots. So, I guess sorry for using that one word.
Other than that, I'm not apologizing for shit. Fruit IS good for you, and is a great breakfast option. Your body thrives on it, and it is without a doubt better than eating a muffin, or a bagel, or a stack of pancakes. It's simple nutrition.

IDGAF if you want to eat a whole loaf of bread for breakfast, but fruit is a superior breakfast food and in no way bad for you.

>>7948091

Underrated

>>7948874

>this was me, and I shouldn't have used the word "quickly", because that seems to be what set off the idiots. So, I guess sorry for using that one word.

thanks for apologising for the entire essence of your argument you prevaricating fuckwit.

fruits are very high in carbohydrates and have differing levels of fiber and other factors affecting bioavailability so saying 'don't eat carbs for breakfast; eat fruit' is unconscionably stupid and then bolstering that statement with premises that are the fucking OPPOSITE of what you want to say and sources that directly CONTRADICT those premises is why you feel like a total fucking bellend right now even if you don't want to admit it.

>>7948078
Oatmeal
Banana
Greek/Icelandic yogurt
Hard boiled egg (nuked bk sausage link if ran out)

Boring as fuck, but reasonably healthy, filling, and easy

>>7948946

0/10

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>>7948885
>saying 'don't eat carbs for breakfast; eat fruit'

I think we know who is unconscionably stupid here. (Protip: it's you)
You are a fucking moron for trying (unsuccessfully) to argue that fruits are bad for any reason. Just because you're a picky eater who only likes white foods and chicken tendies doesn't make you right.
The fact that fruits have different levels of fiber and bioavailability (including water, vitamins, minerals, and phytonutrients) isn't relevant to the argument.

>>7948959

you're trying to change the argument to a defence of fucking fruits. no one is attacking fruits and you're not gonna undermine my argument that you are stupid by claiming that i abhor fruits. i like fucking fruits. i just don't like stupid people.

>>7948974
EXCUSE ME, but the very first post was most certainly attacking fruits. I'm not changing fucking anything, you idiot. You're trying (for what reason I can't fathom) to be somehow superior on a samoan basketweaving forum. You're an asshat, pure and simple.

>>7948982

you think that fruits are better than 'carbs' for breakfast because they are 'processed more quickly' and therefore spike your blood sugar less. that is reprehensible idiocy. eugenically threatening dunderheadedness on an unprecedented level.

>>7948994
FRUITS ARE CARBS. THEY ARE NOT GRAINS.
Goddamn, you have zero reading comprehension. Also, you're using your "big boy words" incorrectly.

>>7949013

fruits are fruits, anon. they *contain* carbs, as do grains. the poster (who is most likely you despite your protestations) who started this all plainly thought that fruits are specifically *not* carbs.

>Also, you're using your "big boy words" incorrectly.

haha, sure buddy. kind of an easy thing to say isn't it.

>>7949024
>fruits are fruits, anon. they *contain* carbs, as do grains
No fucking shit, Sherlock. I've been talking about the carbs in fruits and grains the whole time. Does it physically hurt to be so thick? You've resorted to just random blurting now.

>>7949079

>fruits for breakfast suck
>nuh uh, carbs do
>fruits have carbs in them
>yeah but they are processed more quickly which is a good thing!
>no it isn't
>yeah it is, check out these sources which both contradict what i am saying!
>those sources contradict what you are saying
>no they don't. i can't believe you are nitpicking what i am saying just because it is factually inaccurate
>the point is that you are distinguishing between fruits and carbs despite the fact that they are equivalent in the area that you are describing
>you're just a picky eater. what do you have against fruits anyway?
>nothing. they're just not inherently better than 'carbs'.
>FRUITS ARE CARBS
>no, they are not, in and of themselves, carbs, if that were true, and fruits are good, then why are carbs bad?
>I KNOW AND YOU ARE STUPID

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>>7949106
>ITT: An American shitposts and then gets so confused he ends up arguing with himself.
You can't make this shit up.

one of those whole wheat bagels with oats on it and stuff with some cream cheese, a black coffee and an orange juice, and a side of blueberries. or warm gooey cinnamon roll with just the coffee and some yogurt.

>>7949111

it's amusing how hypocritical this post is.

>>7948078
Corned beef hash w/ brussels sprouts, poached eggs, korean melon, a couple of Corpse Reviver #2's.

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breakfast pancakes

>>7948098
>sliced t'mater and salt

Yum. A great snack after lunch too.

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sucuklu menemen
fresh baguette with feta cheese
strong green tea

brunch at moonshine in Austin, TX with botomless mimosas

cheese blintzes with strawberries

dim sum

plain bagel with plain cream cheese and chocolate milk. i love breakfast food too much.

>>7948078
English breakfast is pretty much perfect, minus the weird stuff

Scrambled Eggs
Baked Beans
Sausage
Bacon
Toast
Tea or Coffee

>>7948081
>eating caviar with a metal spoon
know how I know you're a tryhard faggot?

>>7949430
Your bait is weak and low energy

a cup of coffee and a slice of roasted bread with butter

>>7949400
>Scrambled Eggs
fell at the first hurdle lad

>>7949440

>roasted bread

why does this sound so much more inviting

>The Full American Breakfast
Eggs
Bacon or Sausage
Hash Brown
Tomatoes
Biscuits and gravy
Pancakes
Fried apples
Coffe, Milk, Orange Juice

>>7949450
>>7949440

how does one roast bread

>>7949106
I can't believe anyone could be this fucking stupid. You should be embarrassed.

>>7948078
A blunt, 2 eggs, sausage links, hash browns, and probably yo bitch white boi

>>7949462

>gets owned
>protests, then waits an hour or so before revisiting the thread, wincing at his humiliation and adding another limp protestation to make the first one look like it's corroborated

>>7948571
That looks incredibly unpleasant to eat.

>>7949456
>tomatoes
>fried apples
uwot

2 biscuits
Sausage gravy
Scrambled eggs
Tater tots

Add a bowl of grits and some bacon if I'm really hungry

>>7949529

how

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Left over indian food, cold from the fridge. Best if it's all put into one of the foil containers it was delivered in, so all the flavours combine, and with a lemon wedge nestled in the middle. The lemon juice gives it all a subtle zing after developing in the fridge overnight.

>mfw

>>7949562
>giant pieces of tomato
>liquid egg yolk
>on tiny slices of bread

You tell me how.

>>7949529
some men see limitations, others see challenges

>>7949582

make a sandwich
bite the sandwich
???
profit

>>7949575

used to have a fucking huge curry every sunday. i shared the house with 4 people and it would be about 16-18 of us ordering. i would put about 25 quid down on a lamb naga, dal, saag paneer, aloo gobi, shahi baingan and a fish madras. most people wouldn't finish theirs and would either take theirs home or leave it in our fridge. being the one person in the house without a 9-5, i'd painstakingly take a spoonful of every single leftover and a scatter of rice, crack an egg over it and microwave it with some extra hot sauce for breakfast and lunch on monday.


thoooooose weeeeerre theeeee dayyyyyyyys

>>7949751

also had it with a sports direct mug full of strong instant coffee. important detail

>>7948078
Two buttermilk biscuits split in half and laid out on a plate. Scrambled eggs on top of them, fried potatoes on top of that. Covered in homemade sausage gravy and topped with good shredded cheddar cheese. Fuck you if that doesn't sound delicious.

Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert… Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.

>>7948078
bacon
eggs over medium
large pile of hashbrowns
coke

occasionally with chocolate chip pancakes or waffles

>>7948078
Corned beef hash, maple sausage links, eggs Benedict, New York strip steak, stoneground cheese grits.

Any combinations of 2 or more of these items.

>>7948606
this is not even close to being true

>>7949896
Have you been reading Hunter S. Thompson, anon?

>>7948078
Add a couple more eggs and maybe some tomato juice and OP's pic would work for me.

>>7950053
Not in years... but yeah direct quote

>>7950096
Whoa I actually didn't know that was from him, just sounded like him

lol'd

Coffee
Bacon
Eggs cooked in bacon fat
Toast
Scrapple
Hash browns

>bagel with cream cheese
>frosted flakes
>bear claw
>maple donut
>breakfast pizza (sausage gravy, scrambled eggs, cheddar, ham, bacon)
>hash browns
>cheese grits
>crispy as fuck waffles with fake maple syrup
>chocolate milk

also a big fan of biscuits and gravy

I’m not fat, I am probably never going to eat all of that in one sitting, I just love breakfast.

>>7948239
INFRINGED

>>7948078
I have pretty low standards when it comes to food, but back when i was living on campus, whenever i had to be up in the morning, i'd get an omlett with everything, scrambled "eggs" grits, bacon, sausage and hashbrowns
wash it down with some shitty apple juice and instant coffee

It might have been the lack of sleep, but something about shoveling that down my fat gullet at "i fucking hate morning classes o' clock" was just 10/10

>>7948590
thanks

Bacon
Corned beef and hash
Scrambled eggs with salt and pepper
Slice of toast with butter
Hashbrowns
Two pancakes
Cup of black coffee

>>7950966
Which "well regulated militia" are you a member of?
Thought not......

>>7948078
Eggs, all kinds.
Breakfast meats, all kinds.
Much try toast.

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>>7948687
>for the masses

>>7948606
>>7948620
Digesting food more quickly is what causes blood sugar spikes though. That's why white bread causes more of a spike than whole grain bread. White sugar causes more of a spike than a piece of fruit. So foods that take longer to digest don't do that.

I think you got confused, and then you suddenly started being really rude because you couldn't accept that. It's okay to be wrong Anon, nobody is perfect.

Anyway, I usually just have leftovers for breakfast, but my favorite is the breakfast sampler from IHOP with harvest grain pancakes. Honey instead of maple syrup. It takes too long for me to make everything that it comes with so I never make a big breakfast at home.

>>7950992
The American people you fucking dip.
Did you forget that we have a draft and SSA?
Did you forget that your state governor can assemble a militia at ANY time?
Don't try and talk shit when your knowledge barely scratches the surface, chump.

My go to is usually a bowl of rice, with really small chopped bits of well seasoned chicken mixed in well with it

When i'm visiting home though my favorite is my mom's chocolate chip pancakes, it's the only time i have them since i never make them myself, and it's nice to feel doted on once in a while

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>>7948078

>>7951048
>Did you forget that your state governor can assemble a militia at ANY time?
So you don't get the right to bear arms until the State Governor has assembled the militia?
I'm guessing this hasn't happened in your State yet?

>>7951048
I'm a gun owner too, anon.
The difference is I don't need to hide behind a badly worded AMENDMENT to justify my rights.
Good Goy anyway, keep sucking that governmental cock.

>>7952471
>CaliforniaARregulations.jpg

My supreme breakfast feast:
2 eggs, scrambled/fried with cheese
Bowl of hot grits topped with butter
Bacon strips, thick cut
French Toast, 6 thick slices topped with butter and warmed maple syrup
Tall glass of whole milk

>>7948754
Yeah maybe if you're trying to blow mud before noon.

>>7950992
>The right of the PEOPLE to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
Huh, where does it say I need to be part of a militia to exercise my rights?

>>7948078
2 Eggs Benedict
Regular coffee, americano maybe
Hashbrowns maybe, or fruit
Eaten around 10 am
>>7952446
>blues
what are you a girl? Blacks best, add a cig to mine

>>7948078
Bacon
Fried tomato
Baked beans
Tattie scone
Haggis
Black pudding
Fried egg

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>>7952492
>blow mud

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>>7952492
>he can't handle food

>>7949459
2 hr 15 mn at 350 f, turning once during cooking time and basting lightly every half hour or so (more if it looks dry).