Last week I was soundly defeated by golden coral. This week I

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Round 2 is sushi free, could be a mistake.

How much do you weigh?

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>>7945558
I am a smaller human.
I feel this gives me the element of surprise.
They are not even keeping an eye on me.

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Slipping in a cheeky dessert round just in case I Peter out

>>7945603
wtf is that weird asian vegetable thing in the bottom

>>7945614
watermelon slice

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>>7945530
>eating chinese buffet sushi
rip in pease anon

OP, try to make the pictures the correct orientation.

>>7945614
You mean the watermelon?

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>>7945628
>>7945635
heh

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>>7945635
>OP, try to make the pictures the correct orientation


Sorry anon, I dont know why it was doing that.
Anyway I did not get past the third plate.
I was feeling pretty miserable about my poor performance when the check came.
I had not checked to see how much it would cost but I knew in my heart that I had not even come close to breaking even.
The amount was illegible so I had to go to the counter and pay.
Seven dollars plus tax.
I think those bastards saw my poor showing and were mocking me with some sort of mercy discount.
I am so ashamed.

>>7945588
>those fucking glasses

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>>7946930
Whats wrong with those glasses?
They are all the rage on /fa/

>>7946961
fagtron

i havent been to a shitty chinese buffet in ages. i wanna go to one now

my favorite things were always meat on a stick, cheese+imitation crab thing, shitty desert whatevers, and general tsos chicken on top of noodles

>>7945530

>those cucumber """"slices""""

>>7945555
check em

>>7946961
yeah theyre pretty fucking gay

>>7947117
Fuck , really?
They were like 600 bucks

>>7945530
pls be in sacramento

>>7945630
Non-burgerfat here, please explain.

>>7947635
probably not fresh.

>>7945555
Can someone tell me how to make that yellow and white stuff in the pic? It's like a cheese egg cream combination with shrimp and crab. Some Chinese buffets have it, some don't. I like the type with the creamy consistency most.

>goes to a buffet
>eats rice and pasta and a few cheap sushi rolls

>not stuffing your face with as much expensive seafood and meat as possible to get your money's worth

How to tell if someone is not Chinese.

>>7947125
>taking "fashion" advice from /fa/

>>7947815
I think it's baked with mayonnaise like a casserole

>>7948082
>expensive seafood
krab and swai are not expensive.

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Attempting to redeem myself today.
Wish me luck.
Here is round one.

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Round one was very filling.
Indian was a poor choice for someone wishing to over eat.
Here is round 2

>>7945530
>>7945555
Funny how the sushi and entree selections look so unappetizing but for some reason the desserts >>7945603 look extraordinarily good and organized.
Usually it's the other way around for my chinky ruffets. The sushi and entrees are pretty decent but the desserts are awful.

>>7949134
>>7949183
I fucking love saag paneer. Can't imagine overeating at an indian buffet though.
Godspeed anon, hope you don't diarrhea

OP take your pics in landscape orientation to begin with, maybe they won't auto-rotate

>>7949218
maybe that's why indians don't poo in the loo

as much as I love indian food, after a lifetime of eating it for every meal, I probably wouldn't bother to try making it to the bathroom in time either

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>>7949306
I think you nailed it anon.
Will take this advice next time.

I was unable to eat a third plate

>>7946720
>$7 for all you can eat

Nah, that'a not a pity price, you just forgot to factor in the tapeworm tax.

>>7949218
>hope you don't diarrhea
Did not diarrhea but did take a pretty spicy dumparoo this morning.
It was soft but held together ok