What, in your opinion, is the perfect burrito?

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This one
(RIP in peace)

>>7943425
Three tacos instead.

>>7943523
Client Hardwell?

>>7943425
Seasoned ground beef mixture containing red capsicum, onion, kidney or black beans with sour cream, avocado, tomato and lettuce.

>>7943425
Chili Cheese burrito from Tacoble

Eggs, bacon, cheese, potato.

>>7943565
No

I ate burritos for weeks trying to find the best combo. I settled with beef, refried beans, lattuce, cheese, onion and a little bit of sour cream. I love guac but it overrides the taste too much. Tomatoes make it too watery.

>>7943885
No hot sauce or salsa?

>>7943888
Yes hot sauce, totally forgot.

>>7943893
What kind do you like

>>7943885
>>7943893
You know exactly what you're talking about, as long as this burrito is grilled.

>>7943901
Thanks

It's not though

>>7943905
Ideally, the tortilla should be warmed and the burrito constructed on the same flattop as the beef.

my favorite burrito in the world is the one i get at chipotle desu.

brown rice, black beans, steak, sour cream, cheese, guacamole.

>>7943922
Good boy

>>7943425
>>7943555
>>7943885

lettuce in a burrito is maybe the dumbest thing I ever heard of

California burrito

go home

>>7943425
Is that lettuce? In a burrito? Get the fuck out of here.

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>burritos con lechuga
>burritos con arroz

>>7943425
Beef/taco seasoning, sauteed onions/red peppers in meat, mild cheddar, diced tomato, shredded lettuce, ortega taco sauce.

Enchiladas are way more dank though.

>>7944258
Why

refried beans
black/kidney beans
cheese
lettuce
pico de galo
beef
sour cream

>>7945100
Adding fried onions and red peppers to the taco meat is wonderful. I have no excuse other than I am an american.

>>7943885

So, how were those bathroom trips, anon?

bigass tortilla
cheese
pinto beans
spanish rice
carne asada or el pastor
cilantro+onion
guacamole or avacado
and a fuckload of salsa (not fucking hot suace) green and red salsa are the true hero of the burrito
but
salsa mocahete is usually really really good
pico de gallo is just cilantro+onion and some watery tomato
pickled carrots also kick ass

>>7944250
Those commas are correct.

>>7945378
Prove it

mexican burritos are the worst
refriend beans
wet, soupy meat
on a tortilla
they give you a fork and knife to eat your liquid plate
if you try and pick it up your hands and clothes get wet
soggy tortilla nooooooo

>>7943425
Taco beef
Grilled onions
Cheese
Black beans
Pico de Gallo

Served with a bowl of tomatillo based salsa for dipping

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>>7945398

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>>7945407

>>7943425
Well that depends. Now, is a burrito technically a sandwich?

>>7945423
No, a burrito is technically a fucking burrito

>>7943425

scrambled egg
green chili sauce
potato
pickled onion
roasted pork

>>7945438
What

>>7945438
Ever had Good Times' breakfast burrito? It's pretty damn good for fast food.

>>7945373
Not that anon, but i ate nothing but chipolte for 4 days last week because i had a bunch of free burrito coupons and it was a horror show. And i usually have a cast iron stomach. Guess i should be glad i didn't get norovirus even though my bathroom probably thought i did.

carne asada, pico de gallo, black beans, mexican rice, sour cream and avocado

>>7943885
Thank you for your sacrifice, solider

>>7943425
chilie verde, beans and rice (helpful for dealing with the excess fluid. a good chunk of veggies in there too. then sour cream , cheese, and salsa on the outside. eaten with a knife and fork. This is my favorite burrito. but I like veriety as much as anyone, socal burrito seems dosh tbqh.

Traditional burrito:
>rice, beans, meat, hot sauce, sour cream, cheese
Breakfast burrito
>potato, egg, bacon, sour cream, cilantro

All you fags saying rice in a burrito don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

A "super" burrito from my neighborhood taqeria lets you customize the following:
Meat
Cheese
Spanish rice
Beans
Guacamole
Sour cream
Salsa
God tier chewy tortilla heated on their griddle

I usually go for steak, whole pinto beans, hot salsa, and no cheese. Throw in some escabeche, chips, and salsa verde/roja on the side and I'm eating my favorite meal.

>>7947664
...Chipotle?

>>7943425
>seasoned chicken
>green chili pork
>lettuce
>pico
>black beans
>shredded cheddar and colby jack cheese
>one teaspoon fresh guacamole (any more and you just get a mouthful of guac in a tortilla)
>hatch green chile relleno in the middle
You can add salsa or hot sauce as you go for taste, but I wouldn't.

>>7947696
Not him, obviously, but Chipotle just commercialized the taqueria standard and they weren't even the first. Taco Del Mar did it first (and better imo).

>>7947786
That's not the taqueria standard at all; it's the San Francisco standard, which is weird when you take into account the fact that Chipotle was started in Denver, where, besides the green chile, which is unique to the city, the Mexican food is usually in the San Diego style. Rice in burritos is extremely uncommon in the area outside of the chains.

>>7943425
daily reminder that if there is anything more than meat, cheese, pico, and guac/avocado in your burrito, you are wrong.

>>7948364
edit: french fries are cool too

>>7948369
No they are not. Canre asada and fries only work together if you're a totally baked surfer who eats BBQ chicken pizza as well.

>>7948396
>doing what you are doing in the current year
shiggy diggy doo my small-dong'd bromigo

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Anything from here.

>>7948323
It's the taqueria standard here in Colorado. You can call it the San Francisco standard all you like, but I have taquerias in my town that haven't changed in 50 years that follow the same policy.

>>7944246
Los gringos blancos no saben cocinar

>>7943885
As long as you mean steak by beef then we cool
Throw some lime juice in on top of it just before you roll it up and holy fuck yizz

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>>7943425
Al pastor
Spanish rice
Pico de gallo
Black beans
Avocado or guacamole
Cheese

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>>7943425
the one you eat when you're drunk enough to not want to commit suicide

>>7943425
The burrito I have.

>>7944246
>>burritos con lechuga
>>burritos con arroz
Fuck you wey I like rice in mine. Puro pinche fiber