Britain: Everyone makes fun of you guys for your food but in

>fantastic
Dude, ease up. Words mean something and it's just beans on toast

>>7943010

But it is fantastic, especially considering what it is.

>>7943002
how many beers did you read before posting this?

americans often misuderstand and hate british food because they have a culture where you can't drink before 21 (and if you do then you NEED to black out and try to get laid all night) and if you drink during the daytime then it's somehow a vice and you should be ashamed of it

consequentially, they cannot sit down with a cold pint alongside lunch and appreciate how good that simple and hearty food is

>>7943254
I'm not American and I don't "misunderstand" britfag "food". I don't hate it, I absolutely abhor it. It is disgusting and if you need something digusting-tasting like beer to make it better then it shows what garbage it is.

>>7943254
>how many beers did you read

>>7943279
Huh?

>>7943286
American's aren't the only ones calling United Khaliphate britcuck food disgusting. It is hated and reviled through out the world for a reason.

>>7943279
if you said you were american I could forgive you thinking beer tasted like crap, but this is just embarrassing

>>7943299

>If you said you were American I could forgive you...

Why? America has the best beer on the planet by far.

>>7943299
Beer does taste like crap, the only reason people drink it is for the alcohol.
Otherwise the market for this so delicious non-alcoholic beer would be booming, especially in United Khaliphate were it isn't Kosher/Halal to consume it. Your (((country))) is the only true embarrassment.

>>7943254
>how many beers did you read before posting this?
Go home anon you're an alcohol

>>7943321

I really like the taste of beer. It's much better fresh than in a can or bottle

>>7943321
>Beer does taste like crap, the only reason people drink it is for the alcohol.
Do us all a favor and find out what bleach tastes like.

>>7943254

aka you gotta get drunk to think your food is good

lol

>>7943342
alcohol is deeply ingrained in british culture and cuisine

>>7943357


just having a shitpost m8. I have beans on toast with coffee for breakfast all the time. Canada bro here.

Britfag here, beans on toast is indeed god tier. I like to drain some of the sauce from the beans, then add some butter. The sauce goes all creamy and orange and it's much nicer. I also sometimes like to slice the toast up into squares sometimes and mix them into the beans, then eat it from a bowl with a fork. Some cracked black pepper in it works really well.

Also, another surprisingly good one is to heat your beans then just dip slices of bread into them, letting it absorb some of the sauce and get beans on it, the bread turns really soft and warm and it's delicious.

>>7943321
Your whole post reeks of /pol/. Why don't you do the rest of 4chan a favor and fuck off back there.

>>7943297
Huh?

How do you make your beans like that?

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>>7943434

It's a different type of beans. Look for picture related in the international section.

>>7943434
the easiest way would be to empty a can of beans in a pot with a little extra water and a scoop or two of tomato paste + spices.

I eat a ton of beans, so I cook my own with a pressure cooker. it saves me money, and also means I don't have to go to the store to buy cans of beans. I have a couple months supply on hand.

>>7943321
Kill yourself

>>7943434
Look up baked beans, you can easily get them in a can or make them (although nearly everyone grew up eating then out of a can, so there's really no point)

BBQ baked beans are far superior.

I like that slice of bacon they put in baked beans. Why can't I just buy a can full of that?

>>7943544
No, they're fucking not you fatass.

Try not putting BBQ sauce on something for a week you fucking troglodyte.

>>7943560

dude, they are way better. that shit in tomato sauce is like the worst kind of baked beans.

>>7943592
No.

They're not.

>>7943593

sure they are. they have more flavors, and they don't just taste like chef boyardee sauce.

>>7943606
Na.

>>7943552
Because you're fat enough already bro

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This is the best kind of canned baked beans.

It even tastes better on toast.

>>7943624
I;m been thinking about thos beans

The first time I went to Britain I was 12. Completely naive. Not spoiled on any food stereotypes. I stayed a month.
A few weeks in I was avoiding everything that wasn't an Indian joint. The caliber of restaurants that seem to survive in Britain is actually mind boggling.

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>>7943624
Too much sugar.

Make GOAT mode baked beans by splashing in Worcestershire sauce and generously buttering your bread.

Americans need not apply, your bread is loaded with sugar and Is candy compared to UK bread, plus baked beans for you guys are completely different (full of sugar and bacon). It just doesn't work.

>>7944179
The leading brand of whole wheat bread in the UK (Kingsmill) has 4.3g of sugar per 100g of bread. The leading brand in the US (Nature's Own) has roughly the same amount. Even the stuff everyone makes fun of (Wonderbread) actually has slightly less.

>>7943610
>>7943606
you're both tripping.
BBQ style with sriracha is best.
>>7943624
so bomb
>>7944161
different kind of bomb

>farts

All of the stupid fucks here that do not appreciate the cheesey beans on toasts.

Nigga, baked beans with cheese mixed in is next level.

Beans on toast is a thing here in Australia too, probably because the Brits brought it here but idk

It's good and if you deny it's good you're a fagmaster3000

>>7944192
That's negligible as fuck over the 5 days it'll take you to eat a loaf.
Unless it's natures own butterbrod which lasts 2 days because it's dank.

>>7944274
so like. a deconstructed burrito.

>>7944283
.. My point was that commercial breads are basically the same wherever you live.

>>7944288
Huh?

>>7944302
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just read 10 beers lads. drunk as fuck desu

>>7943357
It also both kills tastebuds long term in a way similiar but not as drastic as cigarette smoking and dulls taste upon consumption just by virtue of alcohol's effects.

If you're eating shit food, you have alcohol with it

>>7944285
No.

>>7944319
i think you've read enough

>>7944319
PM me bro we can chat u no wot I mean

>>7944319
Another can and a £3 brecky from the cafe will sort you right out m8

>>7943489
Do you cook large batches at once and have beans for days/weeks? How well do they keep in the fridge?

>>7943624
>preferring Clapistani candybeans

cheeky cunt

>>7944192

From a taste perspective theyre completely different.

>>7944526
>Do you cook large batches at once and have beans for days/weeks? How well do they keep in the fridge?

I cook ~6 cups (dry) worth, strain, rinse, and store in fridge. I go through a batch in 3-4 days.

>eat american cuisine
>die of e-coli

>>7944179
>Make GOAT mode baked beans by splashing in Worcestershire sauce and generously buttering your toast

This. Stew them for an extra 5-10 minutes in a saucepan until thick then enjoy.

>>7943321
You haven't had good English Ale.

>>7944319
you have a reading problem

>>7943321
>(((country)))
I don't think you know what this means as it's completely at odds with your statement....

>>7944327

>kills taste buds

I dunno bruh. I have been a functioning alcoholic for over 13 years and I am probably the one of the few people I know that can actually cook good tasting food without a recipe, but just an idea and adjusting as I go along.

The only food items that turn me off are olives for being too powerful and avocado for being a really terrible texture that I will forever associate the mild flavor in.

Hell I can taste avocado through ramen noodles that have been murdered with fish sauce and hot pepper and I gotta throw that shit away.

>>7943311

>Why? America has the best beer on the planet by far.

Ya'll have some good beers but you definitely don't have the best.

Ya'll fall behind pretty much the whole of white man europe.

>>7943399
You're referring to broke-stoner food as if it were fine dining. Just stop.

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>>7943002

>>7945064
Huh?

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>>7943002

>beansontoast.jpg
>I feel like I am having a medieval feast each time I have British food.

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>>7945455

because clearly it would be impossible for OP to be talking about a different British food than the one he happened to post....

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Have you ever tried baked beans with scrambled eggs?

I highly recommend it

>>7943311
No,no, it isn't, I've been to the States (from NZ) and your "beer" tastes like what is left below the drain tray under the beer taps at the end of the night in a bar, it's swill!

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>>7943002
Or could it be the brits bad teeth, the dont need something chewey?

British food is fantastic.

Yorkshire pudding, roast beef & gravy, Mulligitawny, kidney and steak pie, jellies eels, rhubarb pie, black pudding, it goes on and on.

>>7947656

Considering dental is free in Britain I have no idea why people think brits have bad teeth.

>>7947665
Considering people dont take advantage of this fine service.

>>7947665
Because The Simpsons made a joke about it so it must be true.

>>7947692
Huh?

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>>7947693

>>7947628
So you went to a bar and ordered the crappiest light beer available instead of sampling from the multitude of amazing beer made in the US? Cool.

>>7947700
I was just about to lie down but haven't brushed my teeth. Thank you for reminding me,

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>>7944528

>>7947665
Austin Powers is the extend of my knowledge about britain