Favorite fruit?

>anon eats an obscure memefruit for the first time
>I know, I'd better make a ceekay thread

Yellow peach

>>7935305
i've been eating these for years man

Cantaloupe

Pineberries

Pineberries

what an amazing fucking blog post you kikelord

I like asian pears. I don't have them too often so it's a treat when I do.

PIneberries

>>7935350
>>7935352
>>7935364
Haha, wow, you should change your name to Chris Pineberries.

>>7935299
never had them or saw Java apples here in Europe .. what they taste like?

fun fact : apples are mutated roses ...

>>7935546
very light and refreshing
hard to explain

snozzberries

>>7935546
Aromatic, perfume-y. Sort of like rosewater

>>7935584
>>7935632
you eat them fresh? cooked? as jam?
consistence like an real apple? or more like a pear? (ripe pear=juicy or green pear=grainy and dry)

>>7935632
>he doesn't know that snozzberries are dicks
No joke. No troll. 100% serious.

In Dahl's later novel, My Uncle Oswald, there's a scene where Yasmin and Oswald discuss how she got George Bernard Shaw's cum: she put a condom on "his snozzberry" and jerked the load out of him and into the rubber so she could take it with her.

There's also a scene wherein Yasmin tries to rape King so-and-so of Norway (don't remember which king, exactly).

I used to eat Rambutan and Mangosteen back when I lived in Malaysia.

That shit was incredible when it was fresh.

Personally I'm a huge avacado fan

>>7935299
I only like roseapples with muoi ot. Otherwise, they're just really subtle tasting. Kind of like a crab apple.

Aguacate

aranja

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>>7935299
I love so many fruits, I really can't choose. >.<

>>7935829

get your fucking reddit memes the fuck off my website

>>7935829
wow sick meme, mind if i save that?

can't go wrong with strawberries

Tomatoes

>>7935848
I got the imagine on the first page, when I searched for images with the text "cant choose" >.<
Feel free to steal it from a stealer...
>>7935835
no cuz it describes how I feel... :3

I like most fruits and berries, and can't really choose a favorite one...

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>>7935722
>mfw this is true

>>7938317

So how do we know that the term "schnozzberry" didn't exist before that book, and was simply used as a metaphor instead of being definitive? Plenty of books use slang terms for "penis", but we don't take those as definitive, do we?

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>>7936235
>no cuz it describes how I feel

>>7938329
Because it wasn't 'schnozzberry,' you illiterate fuck.
And because no printed reference to snozzberries date from before Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
And because Roald Dahl wrote both that book, where kids licked snozzberry flavoured wallpaper, and My Uncle Oswald, where "a great fornicator" jerked off GBS's snozzberry until he jizzed in her hand.

Kiwi

Honeydew.

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Navel oranges.

>>7939925
You should try a cara cara orange. Far superior.

>>7939932
But are they as cheap? I sometimes buy navel oranges on special for about 50¢/lb.

>>7935299
Pears, easily.

>>7935299
That apple looks like a vagina. Not going to lie family this isn't the oddest boner i've had this month.

>>7939959
>there are still people out there who buy pears instead of nashi

>>7939943
Yeah they're pretty cheap.

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Bananas. Obviously.

>>7939974
>not buying both
>thinking Asian pears are magical and mysterious
Do you live in 1998 or flyover?

Oranges man, no question.

>>7940052
An average nashi is better than all but the best pears. A good nashi is much better than a good pear. Theres no point in getting pears

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>>7935299
These look really lovely anon.
My favorite fruit are peaches.
All berries are cool though.

>>7935299
Watermelon
>inb4 nigger

Trouble picking, but I guess pears.

dragonfruit

i find it very hit and miss when you pick one up at the store, but when its hit oh man best fruit

>>7935299
u,
ur my favorite fruit

I fucking love Helheims.

>>7939925
I prefer air force oranges

Honeycrisp apples.

>>7935299
Tomatoes

>>7935299

Pineberries

>>7941750
tomatoes are vegetables. go back to culinary school