Why doesn't /ck/ like bacon? It's delicious.

>>7931468
That bacon looks awful.

>>7931468

Nice hovis best of both there m8

Patrician bread

i agree, op. ham is way better than bacon. and that's some tasty lookin' ham ya gots there.

fatty, dry and tasteless.

>>7931468
i like bacon by itself, but i hate it when people add it to everything. i dont need it on a sandwhich.

and nobody cooks bacon perfectly. its either rock hard or too soggy. never a nice medium of fat juicy crunch

>>7931468
Why is english bacon so much worse than American bacon?
I mean English bacon tastes ok, but compared to the real stuff its just not worthwhile

>>7931607
b/c it's hαm, fαm
they hαd shαriα so long, they forgot whαt reαl bαcon is αnd get αll cured pork confused now
it's sαd, reαlly

>>7931620
can you not be racist please? It’s against the rules

>>7931631
>post makes no mention of race
>"ewe arr bee yin ray cyst!!!"
wut

>>7931468
cancer of the anus

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with the garden tomatoes coming in, nothing better than a BLT

prove me wrong

>>7931607
Due to your islamophobic comment, I have reported you to 4chan admin and also called the police. /ck/ is no place for such vitriolic hate speech.

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Bacon is awful. Speck is far better.

>>7931640
>not eating the gay sandwich, lgbtq

Lettuce
Guacamole
Bacon
Tomato
Queso

Do it. Do it now.

>>7931557
Ham is a leg cut you blithering Mong.

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>>7931620
>sharia
>can't eat bacon
>can eat ham
You're not very bright are you, anon?

>>7931667
>past tense and present perfect are the same thing because grammar is hard

> Start thread on delicious bacon
> mulsims & shitskin lovers crap all over thread

This is why we can't have nice things with Muslims

>>7931468
reddit is thattaway

>>7931471
no surprise its canadian bacon

>>7931557
>It's an American shitposts for no reason post

because it looks and tastes like menstrual lining

>>7932320

It may be called that elsewhere, however here in Canada we call it back bacon, or pea meal bacon...

>>7932432
>here in Canada we call it back bacon

Here in the rest of the not-America we call it back bacon.

It is literally only Americans who call fat strips bacon, and they have the balls to try and act superior about it.

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I like fake bacon.

>>7932432
Yes, Canada uses the correct name. Only clappyfats try and change names that have existed long before that colony was a thing and act like everyone else is wrong.

The sheer arrogance of it.

>>7931607
>>7931620
So what compells you burgerblobs to act this way?

>>7932440
They really are cunts.

>>7931620
How/ why are you typing with alpha instead of "a"

>>7932602
Fucking thought I was the only one who noticed it lmao

>>7932638
>>7932602
because why the fuck not, senpai?

>>7931654
Are you that out of touch, anon? It's the LGBTQIA+ now

>>7932687
>IA+
And that's meant to mean...?

only the british could take a nice cut of pork like the loin and turn it into flavorless leather, and to add insult to injury they call it "bacon'

>>7932709
IA is Intersex, Asexual, if I'm up to date with this week's SJW micro-pigeon holing.

>>7932731
Only the Americans could take strips of fat, turn it into dry strips of fat, and to add insult to injury they call it "bacon'

>>7932738
In terms of the fucking sandwich, moron.

>>7932772
>why can't you interpret my vague questions properly, moron

>>7932738
sounds right

>>7932787
The conversation was about a sandwich, not about deviants, unfortunates and don't-touch-me-sex-is-grosses.

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/ck/'s just furious and triggered about foods normies like

>>7932745
what are you a fucking jew?

>>7931468
That's a nice picture of ham you have there.

What is this about bacon, though?

>>7932470
As the only current superpower, I think we're allowed to do whatever.

>>7932826
I searched bacon, and the only other pictures that came up were strips of pork fat.

>>7932470

Your etymology is incorrect. Much like accents and many terms, the US kept the original meaning, while the UK and Commonwealth changed it.

Bacon was replaced by back bacon during the industrial revolution, as it was far cheaper. The US by that time had already solidified on the term bacon for pork belly, and didn't follow.

>>7931468
there is no real practical use for it, its good in burgers, salads and soups only

>>7933009
Actual linguist here. For one, that's not etymology.
For another, etymologically speaking, it stands to reason that back bacon is the original and belly bacon the newcomer for the simple fact that the word 'bacon' is an etymological sibling to the word 'back,' both descended directly from Saxon.

>>7932731
Americans are just insufferable.

>>7933009
I want to know where you morons get this shit, it's so widespread that you have to be taught this nonsense in school.

>>7932992
Epic shitposting kid.

>>7933058
Don't be a dildo guy

I never did enjoy bacon. Don't understand why it is so overrated.

>>7932819
as they should be

I think bacon is different in Australia. Possibly similar to Canadian bacon. It's nice to have on occasion.

>>7932602
Tripped me out too.

you're all fucking idiots

>>7933004
Strange, have you checked your brain recently?

Seems like you have some strong mental damage.

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>there are literal non-humans who use words incorrectly on /ck/

>>7932819
syndereN LUL

>>7933054
>i know how to use the etymology dictionary on the internet

>>7932480
Incorrect. We're Americunts

>>7932687
now you're just hitting the keyboard

>>7932992
China would like a word.

>>7933009
>Bacon was replaced by back bacon during the industrial revolution, as it was far cheaper.

Now just stop and think about this for, I don't know, 3 seconds.

Back bacon is from the loin. It has actual meat on it, and loin is a good cut on a pig.

American bacon is from the belly. It is largely fat, and belly is not a good cut.

Now; which of those two do you think is actually cheaper?

>>7935030
If he's a linguist then yeah I expect he would know how to use an etymology dictionary.

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>>7931631

>>7931468
I do, it's just too expensive for what it is

>>7932797
>>7932787
>>7932772
>>7932738
>>7932709
>>7932687
>>7931654
lmao

>>7933491
Don't be a cunt, an impossible task for an American.

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>>7936345

>>7936400
It's funny because the opposite is true, you can't go a single thread without obsessing over us, as this thread proves.

Ameriblobs truly are the saddest excuse for human beings around.

>>7931654
Clever and delicious-sounding. I like it a lot

>>7932772
Lettuce
Guacamole
Bacon
Tomato
Queso
Incaberries
Aubergine

>>7936400
Americans think that the internet is an American phenomenon and they're the center of the world and anyone who isn't from their country of 350,000,000 is ignorant or trolling them. They might do it semi-ironically, but they seem to shitpost like crazy about "X food is ACTUALLY called this," because regional variations confuse them.

>>7937865
That sounds horrific. Try again. The aubergine can stay, though.

>>7937881
>Incaberries
But it starts with I!

How about?
>Lobster
>Guacamole
>Bacon
>Tomato
>Queso
>Iceburg lettuce
>Aubergine
>+

>>7932469
Nice dog treats.

>>7937896
I suspect that adding IA+ throws off the delicate balance of the LGBTQ and needs to fuck right off and form its own sandwich.
I was against letting the Q in, but sure as God wears sandals, I won't stand for the IA+ to creep me by. Never.

>>7935239
PING PONG CHING CHONG U RIEK PIGGY RICE?

>>7937870
Americans post the most on this site, this is a fact

Well that's another thread ruined by Americans.

>>7931607
>Why is english bacon so much worse than American bacon?
It's just a completely different cure (salt instead of maple) and you prefer what you're used to, you lame-ass faggot.

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>>7939816
EU native here.
I prefer American bacon.
British bacon is cured differently, uses a different cut of pork, is smoked differently (if it's even smoked at all, which it often isn't) and tastes of ham.

And before you say "you tried American bacon first, that's why you like it more!!!" that is not at all the case. I had Brit bacon first and thought "oh, this is nice, thinly sliced, pan-fried ham, but nothing too new or special; I've tasted this taste a kajillion times before." It tastes exactly like pic related.

When I tried USican bacon for the first time, it was an entirely new flavour altogether and I enjoyed it more.

Pic related is ham (though Brits will freak the fuck out and say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! HAM IS MADE FROM THE LEG ONLY!!!") made from the same cut as British bacon is, though without the thin end with the belly bit on it.

>>7931607
Are you fucking kidding me

Do people unironically think strips of shitty fat with barely 50% meat is actually good bacon?

don't know why everyone's getting so upset. in england we have streaky bacon and back bacon. they're both bacon. streaky is the cut amerifats are used to. back is the cut canadians are used to. now stop being such dicks about everything.

>>7941308
Not every wants salt-flavored, energy-poor leather for breakfast.

>>7939879
Try pancetta if you haven't already.
I found after trying it that I like it much better than bacon, only issue is it's expensive where I live.
It's worth it for carbonara and such though.

>>7939879
>what is streaky bacon

>>7941337
>now stop being such dicks about everything.

Have you forgotten where you are, exactly????

>>7942045
Even British streaky bacon tastes of ham because it's
>cured... [and] smoked differently (if it's even smoked at all, which it often isn't)

Streaky bacon != USican bacon. They look alike but are processed differently, yielding different flavours altogether.

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I don't how authentic this stuff is but I love slicing it thin and eating all by itself.

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And can we get back bacon? There is just too many different kinds to fight over it.

Im a mean fucking animal and will fry up a pig dick all day everyday if I choose.

>>7944201
this shit is good

t.californian

>>7944201
what cut and breed of dog is that?

>>7942663
it's available as smoked and non-smoked. take me through the differences in the curing process, it sounds interesting.

>>7932469
What does this stuff actually taste like?

>>7944225
cut: diced
breed: delicious

>>7939879
It's cute when you clappyfats pretendd to be something else but you're so sheltered to the rest of the world you still speak like an American and think that's how we speak.

>>7941308
Americans only care about shoving more fat down their throats.

>>7941369
>Pork is leather

Americans everyone.

>>7942663
I love how one cut of meat tastes of a completely different one, but please do continue with your shitposting.

>>7931563
Just like your average American

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So much autism over bacon.

>>7931468
Memefood.

>>7932662
>doesn't keep doing it

>>7944842
Summertime, and the livin' is easy...

>>7931468
because thats not bacon OP

>>7944225
it's sliced off the back of your mom

>>7945915
It's just the same old shitposts from you burgers.

>>7944523
>all of the people in all of the twenty-eight nations of the eu speak in the exact same manner as i do, always
Sounds like you're the one who is sheltered, Anon. (^:

>>7931468
Because Reddit loves bacon and the faggots here are more concerned with being the contrarian "cool kids" than eating food that tastes good.

It's kind of ironic, given how much /ck/ hates hipsters.

>>7946199
that probaly applies to most "why does 4chan hate "x"?" questions really.

gotta get them internet popluarity points for the anoonymous image board after all

>>7931472
Hovis is bestvis m8

>>7944580

underrated

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>>7946166
>posts ham
>calls it bacon
>someone points it out
>somehow, that guy's the shitposter

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>>7931468

in australia we get the canadian bacon + american bacon in 1 huge piece

i call it australian bacon

and i dont like it cos my mum never cooks it enough wtf who the fuck likes bacon with the texture of ham? fat doesnt even melt away or crisp up its just shit

who the fuck thinks bacon needs to be tender really

im tired of these fucking idiots that think every single sort of meat should be judged on its "tenmderness". entire meal is complete shit but as long as the meat is "tender".......


god

>>7947922
Careful.
Because you said that you prefer the bit with the crisped fat rather than the hammy bit, you're gonna get called an American because clearly no one but Americans could prefer the bit with the crisped fat rather than the hammy bit. It's just not possible that out of the 4.3 billion people on earth who eat pork and aren't American, any one of them would prefer the bit with the crisped fat rather than the hammy bit. None. It simply never happens. It's one of Newtons laws. Equal but opposite reaction. Tends to stay in motion. No one but Americans could possibly ever prefer the bit with the crisped fat rather than the hammy bit.

>>7945915
Don't you fat fucks ever get bored of your shitposting?

>>7946176
I speak English, that is all that matters. What third world tribals do is worthy of nothing but pity.

>>7947862
I know you think you are being cute, but it's just sad. This is why you are rightfully hated.

>>7947956
Are you quite well? What does that even have to do with the post your replying to?

>>7947922
>>7947937
>Samefagging this badly to try and pretend you aren't American

Now THIS is sad.

>>7947963
See? Straight on cue.

>>7947962
You clearly don't speak English and are just some turd worlder, it's pretty easy to understand if you did speak English.

>>7947966
>Straight on cue

Who the fuck even says that?

>>7947967
>you're αn αmericαn!!!
>you're not αn αmericαn!!!
Which is it, fαm?

>>7947922
I'm Australian and you're full of shit. You are either a yank cunt or some sort of wog.

>>7947972
Just how bad is your reading comprehension?

>>7947972
>fαm
Hello, Tyrone!

>>7947922
yea nah. you're either not australian, or you're underage and your mum is a terrible cook.

or both.

>>7947977
Clearly better than yours, fampai.

>>7947990
You are just posting nonsensical gibberish at this point. Grow up.

>>7947999
How is it nonsensical, famalam?

>>7947987
It's so cute when yank twats pretend to be from other countries and still use yankisms.

I hope it's just one yank samefagging, it would be so sad if it's several of them.

It's the Jews

>>7948003
Here's the last (you) your shitposting will wing out of me. You have a lot of growing up to do kid.

>>7948008
>Americans eat beef hotdogs because real pork ones would offend their jews

>>7948009
So you're unable to show how it's nonsensical?

>>7948009
I'm surprised you fell for it for this long, yuropoor.

Amerigod bacon>yuromuslim ham

>>7948015
Like I said, you have a lot of growing up to do.

>>7948010
I only eat pork ones though

>>7948017
You're the one that fell for me pretending to be a yuroscum. I feel dirty even thinking about being a yuro.

>>7948015
>muslim
>bacon
Retard.

>>7931468
I don't see any bacon in that pic

>>7948010
I've wondered about that: why do USicans eat beef hot dogs when they're both more expensive and absolute shit compared to pork or mixed meat ones?
I moved to the US permanently about 14 years ago, tried a hot dog from a cart and was immediately disgusted by its lack of pork. Went to the market on the first floor of my building and found only two brands listing pork as an ingredient, neither of which was pork only or pok and veal, as back home, but pork, chicken and turkey. Not bad, but still not as good as pork/pork-and-veal.

Doing some research, it turns out that there are two reasons for Americans using beef in hot dogs:

1) many of the first immigrants to the US came from nations where beef was in short supply, highly valued and with prices reflecting this and, upon entry to the US, wanted to use the supply of cheaply available beef in things.

2) Jewish demand for kosher, non-pork products. American manufacturers, some Jewish and others not, were more than willing to meet that need.

Now that pork-and-veal hot dogs are easily available just about everywhere in the US (at Aldi), I buy and eat those because they're delicious.

>>7931631
Fuck off tumblr

>>7948034
I'm an American and have never had a beef hot dog

>>7948039
Lucky you. They're awful, but the rest of your countrymen like them more. For me, it goes

pork > pork and veal >>>>>> mixed meat (chicken, pork and turkey) >> chicken > turkey >>>>>> beef >>>>>> veggie

>>7948031
Go and eat your ham, I'll enjoy some real American bacon.

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isn't a beef hotdog a sausage?

>>7948050
All hot dogs are sausages.

>>7948047
>muslims
>ham
Retard.

>>7948051
2/10

>>7948055
It's 100% true.

>>7948051
I expected an Ameretard to say this.

Why is the American understanding of what sausages are so utterly warped?

>>7948057
nobody cares what you think because you're clearly deranged.

he answered my question and i'm satisfied. get help.

>>7948051
Ameriblobs really need to stop talking about food related matters, it's embarrassing.

>>7948051
thx, btw. you're probably right.

>>7948060
It's a moot point since you can't get a real hotdog in the USA.

>>7948067
or bacon
:^)

>>7948051
>>7948051
You stupid motherfucker.

>>7948075
Or cheese, wine, sausages, beer and chocolate.

stop fucking calling back bacon "canadian bacon" please

canadian bacon is peameal

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>>7947937
no i prefer AUSTRALIAN BACON COOKED WELL DONE god damn maybe i didnt get it across in my first post

>>7947975

ur a god damn retard if you only eat the streaky shit or the bacon thats basically fried ham sliced thin

>>7947987
my mum just a bad cook desu dad

Bump because the newest posts are fucking shit.
:^)

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>>7948916
>Types Australian bacon into Google.
>First hit is Australian bacon.
Wonders never cease to amaze do they, Retard?

>>7948916
You still don't realise what gives you away as a clappyfat.

>>7949422
the fact i dont like paying for ham thats sold as bacon?

>>7950485
Just give up, you yank cunt.

>>7950634
im no yank u dumb shit

>>7950656
Stop replying he's just lusting for (You)s because he's lonely

>>7944278
like dick

and im a connoisseur of dick. its something that tastes good only in the heat of the moment and breakfast is never that heat