No Rules, Just Roight.

>>7931353
>Call of Duty: Ghorts

>>7931353
>Blooming onion
>Australian cuisine
Pick one

>>7931353
I've lived in Australia for 26 years and I've literally never seen a blooming onion offered on any menu here.

>>7931553
That's because we are not stupid

>>7931353
i stopped going to outback
>dad orders fish
>fish is underdone
>send back
>still underdone
>send back
>still underdone and now cold
>manager says, "this is a steak restaurant"
the only chain i really enjoy anymore is chilis, but thats probably because the people at my local one are always super nice. they got a good staff going on there.

>>7931595
mind you im only at a chain restaurant like once a month, if that even.

>>7931595
your dad sounds like retard desu

>goes to a steak restaurant
>orders fish
>expects the fish to be as good or better than their steak
He just should've gotten the steak or a burger.
Does he eat out on Mondays too? lol

>>7931816
>actually defending outback

lmao

We have a cuisine? My dinner was fried rice, not even Australian

>>7931908
Hello Chang, enjoying life in Australia?

>>7931353
>be me, 12
>go to Outback with my family
>being a little fat fuck (I'm a big fat fuck now, btw :3), I demand we get the bloomin' onion
>parents give in, they order steaks and I just eat the bloomin' onion
>eat the whole fucking thing by myself
>feelin' good for awhile, but then things turn south when we arrive home
>stomach turning itself inside out, horrible noises from my intestines, like when a garbage disposal is clogged
>go to let out a burp, get a mouthful of acid and half digested onion petals
Tastes similar coming up desu
>try to swallow it, but more is coming up and it starts to come out my nose
>I cough and choke, and lose control of my asshole
>liquid shit begins to spray out on my chair, as I spray stomach acid and little onion bits all over the place
>run to the bathroom, hop in the shower
>shit sprays with the force of a firehose out of my little underage asshole
>soaks my clothes, I'm crying and shitting and choking and spraying all manner of bodily fluids everywhere
>fall to the floor in a puddle of my own excretions, shame envelops me like a soggy, lukewarm blaknet
>dad walks in, retching from the smell
>remarks "that's bloomin' awful, son."

Never fucking again.

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>>7932002
>"that's bloomin' awful, son."

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>>7932002
>"that's bloomin' awful, son."
sides.exe has stopped working

>>7932002
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>>7932002
>shit sprays with the force of a firehose out of my little underage asshole

>australian cuisine

is there such a thing?

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>>7932002
Your dad just passed the citizenship test m8

>>7931353
Haha I worked at Outback off-and-on for 8 years. When I started in '06 the quality was alright. After the housing market shit everything went to shit. Restuarants were closing down a lot and our menu changed. Portion sizes decreased to fit with affordable items for poor people.
Labor had to go down meaning our morning prep was almost non-existent. We had to do our prepping online whilst cooking entrees. Only ever worked there part-time as a side job. Glad I got the fuck outta there.
It's really hit or miss. If you have a good crew/kitchen manager/expo that won't let shit food leave then you can get a great dish. More times then not we had penny-pincher proprietor that only cared about getting food out fast for quick table turnaround.

Blooming onions came from the US you dumb petroldrinker.

i absolutely love the authentic taste of the Australian outback at Outback Steakhouses! G'Day!!!

>>7932002

He cant handle spices.

I bet you also cant handle mexican food.

Anyway, i know that outback shit isnt real "australian" food, but damn i love that blooming onion. Their bread is quite different too, but this one is easier to find on the market

>>7932431
This is literally how us americans think australia works.

>>7932174
Corporate Outback has been run by a completely different group of people for the last 6ish years

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I've actually been waiting for an opportunity to try my hand at Lamingtons. Seems doable, we'll see. Sounds tasty as fuck though.

>>7932002
>be me

stopped reading there

>>7931816
>has fish on menu
>cant cook fish
>replies with desu
how hard is it to see how retarded you are?

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>>7931519

>>7931553
So the food sucks?

>>7931561
They're pretty good if you get the chance. Even if it isn't really Aussie.

>>7931595
Damn, Chili's was hot garbage last time I went. Maybe it's improved. Also there's a lot of good mex around here so maybe I'm just spoiled.

>>7931816
So am I the only one who thinks steak restaurants are dumb as well? Like why not just go to the butcher and buy a nice steak and cook it yourself? Unless you can't cook a steak, but that just means you need the practice.

>>7931353
>Australian Cuisine
genitalia of the male variety

>>7931839
are the sprinkles held in place with cum? or am I thinking of a different kind of fairy?

>>7932002
>inb4 some faggot caps this and thinks it's funny like tip with a rip

I'd put $50 on it being the same unfunny author.

>>7933747
lel, you triggered cu/ck/?

>>7932050
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>>7932074
>>7932093

cancer

ruining this board

please leave

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>>7933747
>>7933787

gonna order some australian cuisine classics off amazon
so far ive got timtams, vegemite and milo
what other australian delicacies do you recommend

>>7933917
also what flavor of timtams do i get

>>7933919
ordinary ones or double choc, double choc is better for tim tam slams

>>7933917
That's really all you need, mate.

>>7933917

I would says Shapes(pizza or bbq) but the new flavours are ass.

>>7933981
Classic BBQ is back.
Next it will be classic pizza with "At Arnott's, we listen to our customers!" like they're doing us a favor.

>>7933981
yeah, gotta get the original and make sure it is

>>7931353
>go to outback steak house
>immediately disrobe
>sit on the floor and demand to eat off a chair
>order Italian food
>when they tell me they don't serve italian, demand Chinese
>set series of small fires
>management tries to tell me to leave
>point out that here in the Outback Steakhouse, there's no rules, just right.
>I've been in this steakhouse for two weeks and they can't get me to leave.

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>>7933992

>>7933992
hi reddirt!

>>7932885
Why?
When you go there every week for sure.
I go maybe once in a year into a restaurant or the likes to let me being served and celebrate something with friends for once in a while.

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>>7933992
Epic.

>>7931816
DESU pham, if a restaurant cant do a meal right, it really shouldnt be on the menu.

>>7932441

It is better imagined this way than the "warmer version of england" way it really is.

>>7932441

Wait, it's not?

The fuck is a blooming onion?

I'm 28 and have lived in Australia all my life. Literally never heard of this shit.

>>7934720
It is the same as general tso's chicken its a made up authentic product for americans

>>7934720
Crush another VB and go back to bed

>>7934738
Yeah, fair enough.

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How to drink champagne the Australian way.

>>7931839
Ahh the pinnacle of Australian cuisine

>>7932561
Made some a couple weeks back. Join two halves together with jam and whipped cream

Who here /birthday pavlova/?

>>7934761

>implying aussies drink anything besides shitty 3% beer, then brag about how much they drink

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>>7934501
>Gelato Burger
Oh haha it's like those kooky kids and their choco tacos what will they think of ne-
>Cheese
>BARBECUE SAUCE(??)
STOP.

>>7936787
That image was from yesterday's Formula 1 race where an Australian came second and celebrated on the podium by drinking champagne from his shoe.
When was the last time that someone from your country stood on an international podium?

Checkmate Africa.

>>7936838

Uh listen m8, we win the World fucking Series 95% of the time.

>>7936787
Confirmed never been to Australia. Everyone drinks shitty bourbon and coke down here.

Plus VB is 4.5%

>>7936884

I have no interest in going to your criminal island. I wish you'd stop sending tourists here.

>bourbon and coke
My point exactly - can't even drink liquor straight, but think you're these massive boozehounds.

>>7936838
>Australian came second

This is what Ausfalia thinks winning is

>>7931353

>tfw australian and never seen blooming onion here, looks good tho

>>7933917
anzac biscuits.

also, i realised a few days ago that vegemite tastes like kalamata olives. so if you don't like it at first and want to use up the jar then try mixing it with tomato sauce (or ketchup) and see if that's any better.

>>7936932

That's the joke.

It comes from a restaurant called the Outback Cafe, which isn't Australian, but uses it for marketing.

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>>7936901
>winning

>>7931353
Australians eat cock

>>7933917
Not australian, but the best thing from that godless criminal wasteland is Golden Gaytime. Fucking delicious

Anzac biscuits are overrated though

>>7931519
Agreed. What state you from? I thought it was more or less a NY name.

>>7932002
Bloomin' keks

Gonna be honest, Australian cuisine isn't even a real thing, they're just Europeans. I fucking love the bloomin onion though, if I were going to kill myself I'd just eat that every day until I die of heart disease of whatever

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>>7936964
>the outback cafe

I wish I could eat a bloomin onion every day and not die of a fat clogged heart on day 30.

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>>7931353

I like their cheap beer

>>7932516
>almost all desserts
>bountiful paella and engraved apple cake cast to the side
>fly totems everywhere to ward off the diabetes devil or something

>>7932885

Why go to any restaurant?

Also, unless your butcher does their own primals and dry-aging, you're probably not getting near the quality a steakhouse is.

>>7934761
I thought this was the scottish way to drink baileys?

>>7932885

Depends on the restaurant, of course. Most steakhouses like outback, saltgrass, texas roadhouse, and similar aren't selling any kind of special meat at all. You can easily do better by buying Prime beef yourself.

OTOH, the really good ones have access to better beef than the average joe could find, even with help of a typical butcher.

And then there's the usual reason to go to restaurants: getting people together for a social event or a business discussion without the distraction of having to do the actual cooking.

>>7932516
wait

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FLY TOTEMS?

>>7938464
As a 20 y.o. Aussie, I've never seen anyone drink fosters before

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>>7931839

>>7936969
you say that as a joke, but I've seen a lot of traps from Australia.

>>7933917
Also go a pack of wagon wheels and caramel crowns Kingston biscuits are the bomb as well

>>7938464
Isn't fosters a Chinese beer now?

>>7932174
Yeah I noticed a huge decline in quality over the last few years. Used to be one of my favorites, now it's just always a bad experience.

>>7934720
It's basically onion rings with a slightly spicy breading and a horseradish dipping sauce. It's cut in such a way that a table full of people can pick it apart to eat it. See OP's pic.

>>7940629
A lot of beer is chinese.

>>7936884
VB is now back to 4.9% ya fool

>>7940686
Nearly everything is chinese now.

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>nearly 100 posts
>pic related not mentioned

F U C K
O F F
W E R E
F U L L

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>>7932516
>the fucking fairy bread is centre stage
>mussels with mangetout
>eating off the ground like dirty fucking savages, get a goddamn blanket
>the only good food is shoved to the side in disgrace
>what the fuck are those flies

And I thought Australia hate was just a meme.