Alcohol

Cheap beer, $25 vodka, spend the rest of the money on hearty meal before drinking and cocaine to ride on later that night.

bleach and hawaiin punch

>>7926730
A hooker.

Bought 2 cans of Fosters at midnight on my birthday and have had almost no sober days since. Careful out there, buddy.

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If you're in Texas, get yourself a Shiner.

>>7926730
1 whole gallon of debt and crippling depression

>>7926794
not all of us are pathetic weak men like yourself

Just go to the bar and ask what's good on tap.

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Start off adulthood without pretentions - a man's way - with a cool refridgerated Bud.

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Welcome to the club friend

You should drink tequila while listening to Tequila! by The Champs and doing the Pee-wee Herman dance. In a bar. It has to be in public or it doesn't count.

>>7926846
fucking kill yourself.

>>7926820
I've had that since I was in highschool.

>>7926730
What is the biggest amount of beer you can buy that still counts as a single product?
t. non americano

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Treat yourself to something decent

>>7926906
This guy knows what's up

>>7926906

I thought the legal age was 16 in Germany

>>7926906
Ayinger is decent tier. Unertl and Schneider is god tier.
>>7926920
It is. As is the age of consent

St benardus abt 12

Noob

>>7926730
Did what I did with my first legal drink. Sell it to minors for double the price.

>>7926925
>Age of consent?

Momma mia!

I am also 21 and Jack Daniel's was my first alcoholic drink. It was almost undrinkable.
Am I a lost cause or did I just pick the wrong way to start?

If you have no experience buy a couple of beers, some vine, good vodka and some thing else that intrests you.
Sample those and if you like something search for similiar drinks

Try something interesting like Makgeolli or Absinthe or Ouzo if you can, and make sure you eat while and after you drink. Drinking without good food is a waste of alcohol.

>>7927142
Buy some coca cola, and drink Jack&Coke all night long budday

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>>7927157
Absinthe and Ouzo are sold almost everywhere, and I'm having a bourbon as we speak, boy.

>>7926794
>2x Murican beer
>not sober

>>7927145
>Implying op never drank before
Op just wants to buy alc legally.

>>7926739
He could skip the vodka and get weed+tacos

>>7926833
This. Also a lot of bars will give you a free drink on your 21st

Get a bottle of jagermeister for 19 bucks at wall mark senpai

>>7927176
Dude... Foster's is Australian... ya dun fucked up

>>7927288
its an american beer adopted by the ozzies

>>7926739
But to make the most of the alcohol you want an empty stomach and parched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_pj6UEvtXU

Box of wine, a flare gun and the Frasier box set.

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Pic related. I drink a lot, first time on this bottle, and one shot will have me buzzed, so it should be great for you. Good way to save money, too.

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>>7926730

>>7927383
What's the stuff in the middle?

>>7927386
That's a ba-giner bub

>>7927386
mushed watermelon perhaps.

>>7927386
looks like someone tipped a 'go 'za in there

>>7926925
>age of consent is 16

based schnitzel land

>>7926730
Cheapest whiskey you can find. Few beers for the morning after.
a good meal and some little salty snacks too so you don't end up with ulcer.

>>7926730

If you're still trying to develop a taste for it, I'd start off with just beer and wine first.

>>7927437
Except rapefugees aren't required to follow AoC legislation.

Why do I often see beer advertised as being "refreshing" or "good on a hot day?" Doesn't alcohol dehydrate you? How can it possibly be refreshing?

>>7926925
>age of consent is 16

Congrats, you're Alabama

>>7927652
Very easily with its immediate effects. Maybe you should try busing your ass for a day then having a beer.

>>7927652
Yes, it supposedly dehydrates you, but alcohol also causes your vessels to dilate therefore cooling you though I would think the heat would already cause that. Beer is typically refrigerated which probably cools your core body temp.

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Why the hell do you people keep drinking even though it fucks up your liver? Fucking degenerates kill yourself.

- jo291

>>7927652
Low alcoholic content drinks like beer (especially pilsners) won't dry you out like a liquor would.

>>7927655
Most states have an AoC of 16. Before George Dubbya our international AoC was 13 iirc

>>7927713
The brain rot is probably worse.

>>7926730
>Americans are allowed to drive cars and join the military before they turn 21
>not allowed to buy alcohol before 21

>>7926802
Mah nigga

or hermano, rather

>>7926730
I can't remember my first legally purchased beverage, but I'm almost certain it was either JW Black Label or Courvoisier. I do know that the cognac was the one that made my shitfaced for the first time.

>>7926730

whatever you get, enjoy it young man.

because it will be bills and hangovers from here on out.l

anyone ever drink and start smelling burning hair?

i'm scared

Please don't do shots. They're unpleasant and wasteful when you consider the amount of ingredients and work that go into distilled liquor.

Get yourself a cheap single malt scotch that's at least 10 years old. Pour yourself a small glass, that's just like 2 tablespoons, and sip on it. Enjoy the best property of alcohol, the ability to extract extremely subtle flavors.

>>7926730
Assuming you've drank alcohol before but whatever you like but with mid to high shelf liqour for your first couple of drinks. Subsequently cheap beer until you puke on the bar and get kicked out.

>>7926794
I bought a 12 pack of high life at midnight on my 21st and then killed it with my 22y/o friend who I had just killed an 18 pack with. Also I don't drink daily, git gud scrub.

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>>7928398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ

SHOTS SHOTSHOTSHOT SHOTS
OP your life is about to be RAD!

The first liqour I got into was scotch, and out of every one I tried (which was a lot), my favorite was Johnny Walker Black. Which taught me that single malt elitists can be massive faggots. Glenfiddich 15 was a close second though.

>>7926730
20+ dollar vodka or rum and things to mix them with. Also, try something new whenever you go back to the liquor store.

>>7927288
>>7927298
You're both wrong. It's a shitty Australia export beer. You can't get it in Australia. It's mostly sold in the US and the UK and it tastes like ass piss.

>>7927200
>>7926833
this. Just go to your local or ask around which bars are the good ones in your town and just ask what's on special.

don't get into drinking alcohol. it will ruin your life. One thing many men regret is abusing alcohol in their 20's and missing out on life.

>>7928821
drama queen

not everyone who drinks turns into an alcoholic

>>7928363
Yeah... It only seems to happen when I drink 40's and bunch of piss beer.

>>7926730
root-beer

>>7926730
Drinking since i got 13yo make me feel like scum.
i'm 20 now.

>>7927713
>kill yourself
That's why I drink.

>>7928821
the problem is that some people believe alcohol is all or nothing. you either can't drink at all or you need to get drunk every night.

it's okay to have a drink with meals, and a few more on holidays or other special occasions. it can improve your life in this way if used responsibly, but we've kind of lost that "spiritual" connection people used to have with alcohol.

people used to tell stories about how alcohol was a gift from the gods, but now to some people it's just something to drink because they're bored.

snake venom tequila.

do about 4 shots of th stuff

>>7926730
Some wine & enjoy

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>>7927349
But if you want to be a normal human being then eat food faggot.
Not everyone is trying maximize their alcohol efficiency, you poorfag.
Get a nice wine and some fuckin chicken alfredo bro, thats what life is all about.
Not starving yourself so you get super drunk and puke up stomach acid on an empty stomach.


This shit right here, sangria, is what Napoleon and Julius Caesar both drank. 15$ at the grocery store bruh.

>>7927200

birthday shots are great, 4 horsemen is the normal birthday shot, right?

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>>7927436
this fucking meme

Whatever you decide to do, OP, I hope you have irl friends to drink with - or at least family. Drinking alone is depressing af.

Happy berffday

old grandad bourbon and some sweet tea boi

>>7927757
CABRON

>>7927386
Strawberries

I had a bottle of Captain Morgan's for my 21st.

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I think my first buzz was when I was 12 or so, dad came drunk back from work. We sons and our cousin got to drink some beer. Vomittet.
Later I learned to drink

>>7930574
>drinking boxed wine
Shit taste

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>>7926730
Make your own booze, scrub

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This is now a beer thread.

Post favorite beers.

>>7931550
go fuck yourself, there's already a beer thread.

>>7926730
The first drink someone bought for me when i turned 21 was something called a grateful dead. I think i had 2 of those and I cannot remember the rest of that night. From what my friends tell me. It was awesome.

>>7926730
>americans are really this anal about drinking

>>7926730
If in cali, Sierra Nevada.

>>7932302
Is sierra Nevada a cali thing? I see it everywhere and I'm in Michigan.

>>7926730

People tell you to get neutral-tasting alcohol and mixers or light beer, but what I did was basically jump in the deep-end and learn to swim, rather than starting at the shallow end. I just started drinking things like whiskey samplers (bar here has them, you get 12 half-shots, each one of a different brand) and different types of beer, until I eventually acquired a taste for them, and now (as with food) I enjoy pretty much everything.

>>7932318
It's what the Californians use to compare with their local brews

>>7926730
>Just turned 21 what should I buy first as a legal man
Just buy the same shit you always do.
I assume you've been drinking since you were 14?

Don't you have friends that want you to buy them beers or whatever? Don't you have friends over 21 that you drink with?

>>7926730
>what should I buy first

My advice:
>if I were not Alexander the Great, I would like to be Diogenes

The shittiest, cheapest, crappiest stuff you can find.

Drink cheapskate beer
Drink cheapskate liquor
Drink cheapskate wine

The old saying
>If you only drink shitty coffee, you will never have a bad cup

I've got friends who can only drink 2+$ / bottle and such microbrew hipster shit without complaining, because that's what they normally drink.

Meanwhile, if it comes down to it, I'm pretty damned happy with anything from a 6$ fifth of vodka to a 40 oz of Old English or whatever's the cheapest Malt Liquor available.

A Glock 17

>>7926730
nothing

alcohol is bad

meme

So get some warm natty lights and what you do is take one sip - and then one more sip - and then fill it to the brim with vodka so it's overflowing a little bit. You drink the rim like a little shot and then give it a little swoosh around and there you go ! You've mixed your first drink.

My personal favorite.

A vodkabeer.

>>7932850
>>If you only drink shitty coffee, you will never have a bad cup

This.

Learn to love Malt Liquor and you will never be disappointed in life.

absynthe

>mature enough to do scat torture porn at 18
>will be sent in prison for half a beer until 21
this is weird.

Cheap vodka and energy drinks.

>>7927436
That looks nothing like gyoza.

>>7934106
Sent to prison lel
More like the cop takes your half a beer and drinks it in his car while he speeds of
Worse case senario you need to call mommy or daddy and tell them what a bad boy you've been drinking underaged

>>7926730
Beer tastes like vomit or piss to me. Wine doesn't do it for me either.

I'm partial to Bourbon or Rum. Can't really recommend a specific brand. I'd just get whichever is cheapest or what you can afford.

don't listen to anybody anon. the whole fun of turning 21 is being able to shop for yourself. go to a liquor store and browse for a bit. read the bottles. decide what you feel like that night. also, tell the guy at the counter its your birthday. they'll usually throw in a mini-bottle or something

>>7930574
>not making homemade sangria
>actually paying 15$ for sangria