so do we have to find a new our guy now or what?
reviewbrah? more like reviewshill
here we come 300+
>doing internet videos in Gordon Gekko cosplay
>>7920651
oh shut the fuck up you faggot, ill slit your throat neck
>>7920679
oh snap
>>7920679
this escalated fast
>>7920651
You're not so special either, nigger.
link the video ffs
>>7920679
>>7920679
I have brown skin and even I think this is based
>>7920801
^^^^^^
Hahn this guy has brown skin
Haha*
>>7920679
>slit your throat neck
>>7920651
why, he uploaded earlier today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nb5qj3TTwE
>>7920827
>I do have a bone to pick with Hardee's staff. Because they're a buncha incompetent idiots at this restaurant
SHOTS FIRED
>>7920679
Who the fuck do you think you are?
>>7920827
Why does he not get some new suits that fit? Surely he is rolling in youtube cash?
>>7920827
I need to try American biscuits one day. Looks like a scone burger to this Australian mind and I just cannot comprehend what that would taste like.
>>7920849
I believe he's into traditional menswear, which had a much looser fit.
>>7920851
imagine a fluffy scone without any sugar
>>7920858
Like 20s-40s? Flapper/zoot suit type stuff?
>>7920851
savory scones nothing more
>>7920851
Look up Greg's kitchen, he did a super simple American biscuit recipe a few weeks back and it works, I tried it
>>7920849
>youtube cash
looks at his view figures family
>>7920851
It's like a scone, but more savoury and a bit crispy.
This is not even the first time he's made sponsored videos. According to his comment on that very video, he's made "shill" videos from 2011 forward.
>>7920827
How does this guy not weigh 300 lbs.?
>>7921369
Self control you fat fuck
pcmr
one of us, one of us
>>7921374
I don't eat fast food, and am not a fattie, for that very reason.
>>7920787
>not having reviewbrah bookmarked before today
fuck you faggot, here it is you useless fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdqCYZqKNTo
>>7921456
>mfw reviewbruh looks like a younger and more autistic version of hawkeye from mash
>inb4 oldfag
>>7921477
Literally who?
>>7921830
Uncultured swine!
>>7920679
>throat neck
Soylent is pretty delicious actually. Don't knock it before you try it.
>>7922360
Even if it was delicious I'd still knock it:
1) I don't want to eat the same thing day-in and day-out. I want variety in both taste and texture.
2) I likewise don't want to eat the same thing all the time because that would limit my ability to digest new foods when I am traveling or eating out with friends due to overspecialization of gut bacteria. (Same reason why vegetarians can get sick when they suddenly try meat after abstaining for a long time)
Even if we disregard personal preference for variety, eating only one food seems like a really poor idea.
>>7920849
>rolling in YouTube cash
Not really, his view/sub count is pretty pathetic. His whole audience is just /ck/ and /fit/
>>7921477
holy fuck you're right anon
but for real: oldfag
>>7920660
what did you call me you little faggot
>>7920849
When he's old enough to start reviewing wine and scotch he will become a superstar.
Cap this post
>>7922414
He's 30 years old
>>7922424
He has fetal alcohol syndrome. Meaning his actual age is half that of how he looks.
>>7922431
is FAS confirmed?
>>7922431
That's not true
>bullying reviewbrah
these people simply don't know what is good.
I chuckle every time he takes a bite of something and then just sits there chewing in silence
>>7920827
jesus god why are his fingernails so long
>>7922581
He's not 30.
Just look at his old videos you can see he's blatantly aged 12-14 years at the start.
He talks about going back to school after the holidays and mentions school in various other videos.
The reviews from the car are new, so he must have recently got his licence.
I reckon he's 17-19 years old.
>>7922594
no hes older than that probably early to mid 20s
>>7920651
>decent videos
>especially considering the sea of shit that's on youtube
>always sharply dressed
>entertainingly autistic
>regular videos
>damn those suits
Reviewbrah is pretty solid as far as youtube /ck/ fodder goes
>>7922607
I cannot believe he's 25 pal, I would be surprised if he's over 20 2bh family
>>7922639
>>7922667
He lives at home with his mom and dad though?
>>7922671
yah he does
who knows
>>7920827
>those nails
Haven't been here in a year or 2. Stopped by to see if I could find this kids name. Found a fucking thread about him on the first page lol.
Never change /ck/
Here's about 20 lbs of pork shoulder about to be braised.
Whatever happened to phoostream?
>>7922721
there have been a couple of other phases since youve been gone but were back at reviewbrah again
it died like most stream sites tend to do
>>7922734
Nice!
I'm checking some of his new stuff out now. So wierd that I had a random thought to search for him and came straight here and it was page one!
You must be a long time poster no?
>>7920651
That monitor looks like it's 10 years old
>>7922780
ehh 6 years or so
i think /fit/ will always know reviewbrah
>>7922792
Same maybe 7 or so here. Why /fit/ lol is it a vicarious thing?
>>7920864
yes, that's exactly where his aspie mind is stuck
is reviewbrah a manlet?
>>7922463
fuck that painting is good lmao
>>7922862
Too busy cooking to post or lurk about cooking lol. I've been checking out /x/ for the first time ever for the past year or so. Also /pol/ just to see how fucking insane the user base of this site has gotten.
Critique Off
>*cough*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmPP-21464I
no one told me
>>7920849
This bugs me as well. I know he says he likes his suits in the style of the 80's and 90's, with a looser fit and longer lapels but even back then suits weren't supposed to be THAT loose. His suits really fit him horribly most of the time.
>>7923126
I agree, I've seen it on most popular boards. It's all about $. There are fewer and fewer places to have honest discussions with others online (even if you're communicating with individual's you completely disagree with)
Even most of the other popular alternative chans are the same.
>>7922392
>/ck/
Nigga, plz. It's just /fit/.
Stop shitting on reviewbrah for making more bank.
He's always been reviewing crap scumbag corporate suits send him. If it helps him save money for reviews?? Go for it!
>>7920849
Despite the fact that he has already stated that he prefers the wider lapels and what not, the suits STILL don't fit him some of the time.
I guess that's what you get when you have to buy suits from a goodwill
>>7923163
WHAT! THIS HAPPENED?
>>7924110
did you miss reviewshill being flown out to LA for tosh.0 too?
>>7924855
Yeah, link it
>>7922686
I'm going to be sick.
>>7922396
>oldfag
Thanks, y-you too. *tsundere*
>>7922686
mebbe he plays spanish gitar or something
>>7920679
Oh shit it's reveiwbrah!
>>7920651
I like reveiwbrah.
>>7922398
Who took this photo? Does RB go shopping with his mommy?
>>7922921
I have no idea.
>>7922921
Isn't he just young? Give it time.
>>7926115
he's an adult
>>7926109
Daniel Tosh is 6'3" so RB is probably around 5'7"
>>7920827
Why does he look like he's wearing his father's suits? What a hack. And why the hell is he telling us his life's story? Eat the damn thing and review it. Was the parking lot dirty, did the drive thru attendant greet you properly with, "welcome to Hardee's?" Get a load of my fancy pants mystery shopper food critic.
>Mr. Burns reviews food.
>>7920651
why is he in his dads shirt?
>>7920679
oh no the soylent has already gotten to him
>>7924108
They're suits are aesthetic
>Deal with it
>>7920801
dude ur brown haha wtf??
>>7920679
Turn on ur trip reviewbrah we love you!
>>7920679
Woah reviewshill, just saying how it is. Was it worth the soylentbux??
>>7921456
>on the go product
>prepackaged liquid form
>just crack it open
>you can see by the pour its very smooth
>"envisionment"
>concept
>thick color
>interesting
>interesting
>interesting
>interesting
>thick
>smooth
>very thick
>thick and chunky?
>clumps?
>an issue?
>no.
>smooth
>thick and smooth
>silky smooth
>goes down easy
>very smooth flow
>thick
>smooth
>vanilla aftertaste
>thick
>smooth
>concept
>interesting
>check out their website
>interesting
>convenient
>on the go
>pleasant
>vanilla aftertaste
>smooth
>interesting concept
>prepackaged drinkable format
>pleasantly surprised
>interesting concept
>pleasant
>pleasant
>doesn't bother me any
>8.8/10
>due to - creative, convenient, affordable
he literally said each of these words, in that order, that many times.
>>7928555
That was easier than I thought it would be.
>>7928591
The word cloud really just screams shill...
>>7920651
Can we discuss the fact that review brah is love, review brah is life?
>>7929454
Haha lol that is my favorite meme upvoted
Disgusting. Enter /hm/
>>7925888
Usually they would cut the nails on their left hand though to play guitar.
I've been growing my nails to play spanish guitar and it makes typing on a phone keyboard annoying. I think long nails are fine as long as you keep them clean and file them occasionally.
>>7920679
>throat neck
Soylent is pretty based all things considered
It's the antithesis of a board generally about cooking but neckbeards should be all over that shit
OP here, ummm, this is NOT ok guys.
Did the canadien get his friends over to reviewbrah land?
>>7920801
sandnigger
>>7931710
What the fuck is gang stalking
>>7931710
Maybe he should stop being a cam whore.
>>7931710
Welp I guess he's losing his mind. We're up for a fun couple of years followed by tragedy
>>7929454
His mom sure is....
Does anyone have the gif of her smirking?
I need to rub one out.
>>7932152
Yes, could someone please post that? BTW, is that her from the back?
>thanks for taking me out to my favorite pizza place, anon. Want to head back to my place?
What do?
>>7920827
>they're just a bunch of incompetent idiots
>>7932152
Now I want to know.
>>7932233
autism school let out
>>7932233
she ain't bad actually.
>>7932233
kid in the background just reverse moonwalks out of nowhere
>>7920679
/thread
>when you realize reviewbrah has fetal alcohol syndrome
wew
>>7932327
meanie
>>7920827
>that suit
What the fuck is this guy trying to do?
>>7932327
She looks weak. I bet she never beat him which is why her grown ass son doesn't have a job.
>>7932334
Oh shit, reviewbrah was molested ?
why is he talked about so much lately? did reddit just discover him?
>>7932506
No but we have just discovered his smoking hot milfy mom
>>7932521
honestly think you fags just want to stick it in his boipussi, but are so repressed that you just keep talking up his mum.
>>7932526
He can watch but its going in his moms boipussy not his
>>7932530
broad looks just like him.
>>7932532
keep telling yourself that, just make sure it is the right one when it comes to doing the deed
>>7932506
He used to be banned on sight on /ck/. I can only assume the new jannies either don't know this or are his fans. I fucking hate that this retard is spammed weekly.
>>7932539
>keep telling yourself that,
Shit I wish I was gay, I fucking hate women. unfortunately you dont get to pick stuff like that.
>>7920651
Kys. Long live reviewbrah.
>>7932495
What makes you say that?
>>7932650
How is that losing it?
He had a group of fans follow him. He's internet famous.
>>7932708
oh poor naive little anon
>>7932736
Apologies in advance for coming off grumpy today but:
If you guys have something specific to offer I'm all ears, but if it's to be all oblique references to recondite knowledge, Zen-like obfuscation and the need for dedicated striving towards enlightenment, not so much... :x
AKA: if the info is proprietary I understand; keep it that way. If not, either clearly explain or STFU; I don't need a trail of breadcrumbs
>>7932698
I knew someone was going to do that !
HA!
I love you guys.
>everyone shilling for this guy just because he once said 'roasty beef sandwich'
why are neets so autistic
>>7925860
He is currently 23. I don't know his exact birthday, but I believe it's sometime in June.
>>7922667
this ia g ood joke
>>7929454
I am literally obsessed with him. I'm a 29 year old female. I don't understand this feel.
>>7933075
It is because you see him here all the time and everyone talks about him.
You are female so you are not really able to make conscious decisions about things or reason stuff out.
You will likely bounce around from male to male your whole life now that marriage is dead. You will never really understand your infatuations .
Such is the lot of the modern woman.
>>7933092
I only ever had one boyfriend in my life. I tend to get obsessive about just one person. I'm single currently and don't see that changing anytime soon.
>>7933075
is he even interested in girls?
>>7933109
I don't see any reason to believe otherwise. He said romance isn't something he thinks about and just takes life as it comes. Considering he is pretty much a recluse I don't think he interacts with many women in real life.
>>7933102
>I tend to get obsessive about just one person
At a time. Yes thats normal.
As you get deeper into your thirties , your libido will increase and your cycle of obsession disinterest will get shorter and shorter depending on how attractive your are and how quickly you can attain the men you find interesting.
>>7932159
>a-as long as you promise not to scratch (too deep) my back with those nails of yours when we make sweet sweet love in the misionary position.
>>7932575
>unfortunately you dont get to pick
>implying you can't choose to be gay
>>7920679
Ok I get that this is a reviewbrah thread
But seriously
Do you think skunkpaste finally killed himself?
>>7933214
You can't
Believe me. I've tried
>>7933221
A-anthony?
>>7920849
>mfw I like my suit wide and huge
>>7934896
That's an overcoat though
>>7934900
I still like em huge and thick
Anyway, can we talk about Reviewbrah getting stalked in his recent reviews? Who was it? Was it >>7933075?
>>7934933
Isn't that the kid from idi i smotri?
>>7934896
Nice bump from the 10th page.
>>7921477
There's been plenty of re-runs of this show. Used to watch it growing up, good fun.
>>7921384
You are stupid as shit
>>7932233
need more of his mom, i love that lip lick
>>7935020
Hey you can't be posting Doxy's work here, mister.
>>7934933
I looked at the taco bell video around 6:30 and there's no green van.
>>7933217
Glad you got the reference
Is reviewbrah the reincarnation of Caligula?
>>7920651
remember the review in the car where his mom is in the passenger seat?
>>7936293
i.e. all of them?
>>7936576
yeah, but with proof
>>7932458
look at his patreon cuck. He males $1194 a month for doing nothing but eat fast food
>>7933075
He will shun you.
>>7935517
fantastic.
>>7933092
This is the most purely true post I have ever seen on /ck.
...And I once saw someone post that Joey's super cool food reviews were pathetic - so... pretty fuckin true.
>>7922470
It's like he's tasting the pain of the slaughtered animal and the hard work that went into processing it
>>7926109
they make such a cute couple
>>7927248
MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN YOURS
>>7932936
>>7926379
I'd guess more like 5' 10"?
Pretty average... much like his skill as a vlogger.
>>7933109
He listens to fucking Chinese shortwave radio as entertainment (can't even understand it). He is never going to find anyone, and he knows that, so I imagine he just tries to suppress his natural attractions by nursing it off with a simple excuse.
>>7933217
I know him IRL
he's either gonna be on sam hyde's new TV show or else he's never gonna post another video again.
>>7922424
No. He was a literal child in 2011. Two or three years ago, he was talking about high school and his geometry homework... And was afraid of getting bullied. He's 19 tops.
>>7936056
Underrated keks
>>7936863
You're full of shit
Brah said he has gotten food to review since 2011 from companies.
I always find him to be honest, fair and pure /ck/
Not a shill as far as I see it.
>>7930306
I suspect reviewbrah has secret talents he doesn't show us in reviews.
>>7936863
why the fuck is that hack sam hyde getting a show
>>7936658
I know.
Wow, he actually calls himself reviewbrah.
>>7935975
>>7922390
then dont? soylent still works without having it dominate your diet